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Air somebody in the next room in college who does something like plays music too loud or does improv by themselves. It looks something where you would want to call the r. A. I've not ve ped before. Is this something that I should get into it? No, God, no, it's not even honestly, it's not something we should talk about unless that's where 2000 security. I think you should get fucking balls deep. Adam would look good. Vaping, that is, little baby. Get a fun hat on a skateboard. I want Adams of a pen to be chained to his pinkie ring.

Oh, like that singer from Canada

in the late eighties who had the nose ring that attached you're hearing. You're saying he needs more? Oh,

yeah, Theo.

I mean, you know, in these cloistered times, a little cardboard doll of Adam with various close that you could put on if I had a dolly of Adam made of cardboard that I

could give

it my family. And we can close. All right, haven't they?

You look nice today, Katherine Keane.

Guys, I'm really, um, have to go have some very vulnerable right now, and I'm very squishy. It's got your crier. Oh, you know it. Okay. I'm like a wine glass. I just shatter. Oh, no. Yeah, it's costly. I am very vulnerable. I'm very soft right now.

I slept in a little and I got my watch. It starts buzzing. It's a call from my bank. I'm like, Fuck, that's not usually good. But long story short, you know, it was trying another this day. It was wiring some cash to my mom, and they were very stirred. It was like, um, I in trouble anyway, Eventually got on the regular phone with them, and they just want to check it out and make sure it's pathetic.

I felt their tone was a little bit scary, but then we started talking, and then I wanted her to be my friend. Oh, yeah. Ask her how her family was doing. Yeah, we're here in Sarasota. I said I went to college in Sarasota. Oh, my gosh. And my mom is just out west. That's okay. Long story short. The call was ending. And the last thing I said to her was,

God bless you. Oh, that's very sweet. I do that, too. I do. Do you? Do you say we pray for what you say that, you know, just to be safe? God bless. You know, it's just nice. I like to convince myself that I'm somebody I'm not. I just for the personality you want, not the one you have.

Awkward cake.

I e f. Ellison way. I like giving gratitude, and I like trying to make somebody happy. All right. You like that, right? Adam is that kind of thing. You Do you like to please people? Uh, yeah. Make your day better. You know, I'm saying Mmm mmm. It's the little things. Yeah, it's the little things and I like doing that.

When people do it to me, I consider it very hostile before people are grateful or kind to me. You know, do the thing where I got my two fingers and in my eyes and pointed them right? Huh? What? It's a burden. It's a burden. It's a homework is a proud because you're wondering what's their game? What is their game but also like, How dare you know. The last thing I need right now is the burden of your gratitude. I didn't order this. Send it back. Now that's my project, you know.

I mean, giving somebody a gift card were like, Well, here's something you didn't spend an afternoon. I don't think I've ever been so violently friendly as I was this morning when I went out for a run and there were not that many people around, but the people that I did see, it was like that kind of a common connection of we're all sort of in this crazy situation in this crazy time. And so there's a lot more waving and the lows and then on the other side of the street. This guy passed. Who's He's just a dick, like he's just one of those neighborhood dicks. Like sometimes you catch him his dog's poop in somewhere bagless or he doesn't say hello or you just sort of He's an Ambler who doesn't ever participate in. So I just aggressively wave to him and let him know that he's that he's loved and I Oh, God, it was great to be so mean with kindness. Yesterday my son and I were talking about Donald Trump,

and I said, something mean about Donald Trump and my son, who knows that Donald Trump is a bad guy. He said, Well, maybe you shouldn't say that because it might make him sad. It might make him cry. And I thought, You know what? God dammit, this kid's right. Donald Trump has feelings, too, is that we're talking about here. I don't see him. I know is that we're talking about this for waivers and people who are not waivers.

Then there's people in the extreme spectrum, Or is this one guy who's he is a hey guy and he wants me to stop and chat with him. And he has questions about my Segway, which is understandable. I have hosted. I forgot. I forgot that you were that you were part of the Segway family safe show. It's anything you want open book anyhow, but there are people and sell Ticket's largely Chinese neighborhood people who are usually like a 2nd 3rd generation Chinese people. Lot of old people. It's very conservative neighborhood. But when I would walk my kid to school, there is one guy. He's enough that I could never crack. He was He's probably 70. Or like the off brand shower shoes as you d'oh Simpson close every day,

walk into his two grand kids to school every day, every day. I tried to get away for every day they did a good morning. I tried it all. I tried the barely there had not. I tried all of it. And I think one day I must have gotten them from the right angle and he gave me, like, something like a smile. But I'm not done with that. Yeah, my fucking up.

Theo. Uh,

are you feeling okay? Are you guys doing well? Yeah, I I say, by the way, happy birthday to your kids. Oh, thank you. It's, uh I don't know why that's on my calendar. It's a little upsetting. I barely aware of the number of Children you both have. He was gonna have a birthday party. That was rough, you know. But then I had a no additional pet policy in our house. And I had Thio in the process of telling him about his cancelled birthday party.

I revoked my no second pet policy and sort of, like, sweeten that sweet in that moment. Or is it something you talked about with their late? No. Well, I mean, we kind of knew if yacht we we knew that he had a wish list in one thing on it, which is, uh, hairless guinea pig. He's already had picked out from Petco, and I was sight of bearded dragon. He has holly grotesqueries we live in await you. Do you have Wait, wait.

Do you both have lizards? I put it differently. Scott, As far as I know, you're the only one here who doesn't know that. Maybe that's the way you wanted a pawn it for sweet, sweet, precious boy. Okay, okay. I'm gonna look up. I don't usually do this for your record. I'm gonna look up a hairless guinea pig. I'm gonna guess it's very upsetting. Hey, it looks a bit like a tiny,

tiny, tiny walrus that doesn't need water. Wow, I'm in love. I'm in love. This is like something somebody would draw on Tumblr. No, no. See, I got a bad first impression of guinea pigs because the first guinea pig in my life came when I was nearly 40 and we were visiting over at a friend of a friend's house. And long story short, they had a whole room of their house that they given over for guinea pig. Well, really, they gave it over for shaving? Well,

yes, shavings and it looked like the iceberg lettuce section of safely. It blow poop and just sat there staring at you menacingly while it had the third bedroom to itself. No way. I don't know. There's a lot about that. I wouldn't really think about it. So you said moratorium. We're done here. What? What pets do you have a part from the er? Wait. So you so you. But you lifted your moratorium. You remove it, you see?

That's it. We're gonna go all in on this on this Eldridge whore? Yeah, because in the moment I needed him to stop crying. So I was right in the moment. The u N At this point, you have to do that sometimes. So Diggy still live again. So, yeah, you never want to ask, right? It's like when you're worried that somebody got divorced and we haven't talked to him in a while. You look, I'm pretty sure you're divorced. Yeah.

House. A lot of this conversation's gonna be governed by context. It's, like unclean. But where you are, how much Trader Joe's is in your freezer. So you gonna get one, or are you gonna rescind your rescinding know we're gonna get We're gonna go. I mean, like that. That ship is the moratorium. Ships sailed. So, uh, where? I mean,

that's our activity for for Saturday in lieu of birthday party, which Yeah, and you can go to ah, pet store. They're still open or their pet like a pet Food express. They are. We've checked in. We know that because that would be a disaster on a disaster of that. Suddenly was shut down too, but yeah, so we'll go. We'll pick it out. We'll do. We've already got the cage. It's good. It's good stuff.

Oh, congratulations. That's very sweet. Oh, it's all right. I don't know. I'm not I'm not going to pay much attention to it. That's kind of the deal I have with Roxana. You gotta deal with the lizard. I was like, This is your project. You cleaning? I'm still cleaning up after the incontinent cat. You're not interested in any more. So that's gonna be your thing now is you pick up the people. It's not me,

Scott. It makes a pee poop look a look. A bird. Oh, does it? Really? Yeah. It's really It's really bad. And right before that, maybe make a giant giant ship that looks like a pile of human kidneys were gonna sleep for a little while. And then you wake up. Eventually, they make a huge huge I'll send a picture. It's incredible. Okay, I'll look at the picture.

Does yours do that out? Sandy does your beauty and make a big poop? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they're just sort of a gray like like like space food. Like future ***, like astronaut ice cream. Except yeah. Are two weeks from now. Food? Yeah. Um, I'll say some poop. It's hard to see exactly. I haven't had a whole album.

I can't even really tell where it comes out. We saw once. Well, we've got a wise camera like a lady P. It's really something to behold. No, Scott, we're avoiding an issue here. Like, where's your household with pets? Are you being leveraged in these trying times to add some kind of Ah, it is so funny that that you mentioned that because, well, I have a very strong one, like we've had it. We've always had a cat,

and we just got a cat and a new one about a year ago. And he's not great, you know? He's he's he doesn't really scratch the entire cat itch like he's a little a little troublesome. And my daughter absolutely would love another cat, and my wife is way more open to it than I am. She wants another cat because this one sucks. She wants another cat. The thinking is this cat, which is a little too rambunctious, will be mollified a little by by the other cat, and then we'll all sort of enjoy each other more. You're getting a second pet for the first pet always troubled me like that notion. It's a little like, Yeah, let's let's bring the mongoose toe Hawaii toe Kill the rats or whatever I think.

Also, kids just want a fresh pats. That's right. I You know, I I'm Sisyphus. I don't get involved. I'm not. I'm not invited in too many decisions in the house I've learned. So I got I got photos sent to me and, uh, we're visiting some relatives and they went to a friend's house and they said, Ah, look at this. This Persian we can adopt And and long story short, it is a distressed asset. I knew from the beginning this could be bad news.

These people are liars. And they said that the cat had just been checked out. They claimed to have gone to a vet and said everything was great, copasetic. And uh, that's not the case is four years older than they said. We've way have not had a vet trip to cost less than $1200 we removed almost all of her teeth. Oh my God, Yeah, really. It's really it's kind of like a sad sort of hospice for broken nous. And it's just my job just to shepherd or through because, you know, they've moved on. They moved on to the O R suite lizard boy. And now I'm the one walking around and herpes so wet and so cold.

Okay, how do you notice so sensually, Scott? That's a good question, actually, with the idea Appropriate section. It's the idea that in the human body we have a sense of where our body is and what our body is doing. And if you have poor appropriate section, you do things like you might you might fall down on the Spanish steps. Okay. Yeah, I think she didn't know where our ass is. So she thinks she's in the box, but she is not in the box. And so we got a bigger box. The whole house is about Well,

everything that's not my daughter's current craft project is the box. So then we got our pittle pads, and now we got a lady is on a flight type situation because I mean how much bigger in this manifest destiny get coastline a Scotland problem? How many more Pittle pads? Until our house is just bad. I got a little robot and we've had to replace it three times because it didn't work. So now my job is in addition to taking away the box and cleaning up the PM proof that she has made because she doesn't like the box. She doesn't use the box. So it's my job to try and fix the box and work with customer service to make the very costly little robot that she doesn't use. Work. Wow. Wow, these trying times.

Let's have breakfast for dinner. You

think we're gonna have to look into more ways. I see I feel like our lifestyle is absolutely going to have to change. It already has changed. But, I mean, this is still, like, fun. Snow Day Feeling like what happens when we're on, like, you know, week 48 of this? Yeah, well, we mollify our our family and keep them just well, I mean, at that point,

I can only assume I'll have 10 to 15 cats on because he extended it to the cats. The cats NetChannel unlike cats, right? It's like, you know, it's really an mmm. No. Yeah. I mean, at some point they get a bottom line. Wait a minute. Wait. A lot of people were helped. A lot of people. A lot of people want something, doctor,

by the time. And let's be honest, make a little dough. If we did have an emblem for cats, what would that look like? I don't hate this, but it relies a lot on the cats. Maybe being more sentiment than they are. I think I think the cats no cats. I think we need to just get out of the infrastructure. And then they we find some leading some thought leading cats who can come in and generate the kind of down line that we're looking for. This game. A lot of the profits from them. Let's be honest. I mean, I guess I guess,

is an M l m for cats. Just a kn open back door. Just leave the back door open. Uh, we're having a meeting here. Well, they sell what they said they sell. Other cats are you know, they would if they could. They're it should. Scary pictures on with with little pigs making barbecue. Yeah. Huh? Oh, he's getting Things are fucked up. I'm sure it's cute.

Apparently you can. They have mustache is and maybe you can shave The mustache is I might have gotten that bad information. Get some clarification on that. I think the best stories open. It's essential. You should get very good clarity about whether you want to become a guinea pig. Barber. Yeah. I mean, as I get older and my memories get weaker but my dreams get more powerful, I really get confused as well. I would get confused as to whether that was something I dreamed or not Whether I could shave Mike any pigs moustache. I think that's something that I would take pleasure in every few weeks. Just my dad leave my dad Lee responsibility. It's the one way I would engage with my Children and their pet. Oh,

yeah Oh, I I love Ah, I love Ah, a boutique groom Session like this is disgusting, but and I don't even know this might even be I I'll be honest. I really enjoy. Every month and 1/2 sitting down with my daughter, I got a little I got a little kit and I d earwax her and it is It's like playing operation on a real person, and it's the best. She She's got a very red nose. She's alcoholic. I mean, it's really kind of sad. Wait till she passes out on the couch watching YouTube than you really get in there. Yeah, it's like a professional level.

Just something you bought it. CBS source. I'll tell you, I have looked into a little camera. Yeah, I know what you mean. A camera on a tube camera in a tube. They're not. They're not that expensive. You can hook it up to your phone. You can go in there. You put the camera on the end, and you got a little like a Well, you know, it's like a tiny coke spoon, and then you you can sort of get in and then and then get this stuff out.

She's got very dry. My son has very wet earwax, and my daughter is very dry here, wax and, uh, you know, No. Why? Do you know why? Yes, And this is not racist. That's really super clear about this. I'm definitely not gonna be race. No, no. People from different ethnicities and geographic localities can have quite different earwax.

So what I'm saying is, however, you acquired this child, there's a chance there's something that makes you have a different earwax Think. Well, that makes sense. I mean, I have heard that, and I could be wrong about this. But I have heard that 23 me will tell you if you have the dry kind of the wet kind. And it's entirely possible that my Children have, you know, different pieces of us that come from from different places because of their multi ethnic background and different fathers. Not to get too personal. But what is your earwax situation? Scott.

I'm a dry guy. I'm I've been dry eye and I have to say it is much more fun. Ah, the wet stuff. You just put the drops in and it just kind of it comes out. But the dry stuff, it's Oh, God, it's like Carlsbad Caverns. It is Oh, it's like it's like a little tour of of of a cave, just little spelunking. And I just do a little Splunk every ninth Saturday and it feels great. Did you ever did you guys Yeah. Did you guys ever get a love AJ at the doctor? That's the word I believe a lavash.

Is that where they go into yours, eh? They squirt warm water in there. It's because I've in my life, I've probably had 1/2 a dozen ear infections where I went to the doctor, and they just they put the little tray, You tilt your head sideways, they get that. I forget what the thing is. It's a lavash thing, I guess. And they just They bled the power blast some warmish water in there and and then what comes out? You one fell clump. It sounds so great. Oh, it's gratifying.

Oh, I would I don't care why art, I want a clunk on some part of my body and a hard fucking reset I would so much. It's good stuff. I'm a messy Agree when it's done, you know, like free, like you can hear again. For one, you're the deafening pain is mostly gone. You know, as we talked about this, the more I realized, like I've really, really doubled down on irrigating various parts of my body such as it is to go on. Ah,

you know, I'm the first person that tried to sell me. I know he's got a totoro. It's a toilet squirt for but And I joked about it, and you talk about how great it is. I feel like and I owe you Nimmons, because why would you give it a try, old brother, you know, takes twice the first time is very upsetting. But the second time you go, wait a minute. For me, it was the other way. The first couple of times, we're We're We're like,

I knew awakening. And then and then after that sort of had to come back, toe home and and be honest with myself and said This is just not that pleasant. And then and it's harder did. I don't know, I I guess I have a different experience than you guys do. But I want to hear about yours more. Tell me about your behold. I've never heard of someone becoming so quickly desensitized to, you know, there they're heinous. Like Scott's of a prig. Adam, did you? Did you Maybe a little too hard. Is that what it was?

Was maybe, you know, not at all. It's just like, um uh, you know, You know, when you in a in a public restroom, when you wash your hands And then there's not an air dryer. There's no more paper towels. And then what do you do? And it's just kind of leave that for for your butt hot here out by serious saying so I mean, But you do. You do. I mean, I do wipe after Ah,

is he okay? So I was doing it wrong. Don't you get it wrong? We're all learning. There's no wrong way. Well, I mean potentially. I could think of a few, but the But it's not like when you watched first you wash your hands, then you sanitize your hands, right? That's that's the thing people are learning is that they do different things and it's valuable. And San tie. There's no substitute for hand washing, and and I feel like I want that I want to have, like,

I don't know, I want to have a backdoor buffet. I wanna take all the big cultures of the world and bring it all to go. Yeah, lately just have, like a like a personal like an anal Epcot. Yes, some of the places serve beer. Yes, yes. And so you want to do an initial swipe wife with, Let's say, some cotton now and now, without regard to whether you're a folder or ah or a stuffer. You get in there and you get the big stuff off and then you could Then you could you could If if you really didn't care about the environment, you could use like a baby wipe or five T.

It's just a little bit. And then you top it off with your, ah, Japanese dessert. Oh, you've made it sound like a like a parfait. There's a reason you can't bring snack. Just a little splash of granola at the very end.

I'm a professional voice actor.

Yes, so that that that that whole has been has been covered for a while so that you're that irrigation. It's sorted that irrigation assorted got the ears down. Have I'm gonna say the last year become a really fan of the nothing neti pot, but a you know, a neti pot like device. Do you guys do you guys do that? I did, until it got that has got bad turned dark, stopped. Why did it What happened? Oh, I got an infection. That z me bus got amoebas. Is that what happened? I don't know. I don't know about the amoebas.

Get amoebas. I thought this is not It is not a bit. You've got to be careful. That's why those things have those crazy filters. And you're only supposed to use certain kinds of water. I believe that you can get some pretty bad stuff. That's that's why you get so they come out. How did express itself? I think a job outside of distribution of fashion. I know. I think I just got really infected and and realize that was a bad idea. Yeah, that does sound. That that sounds like an infection will always put you off.

It's hard to know

when you need more of something or less of something. But let's be honest, because there are times when you think maybe I just need to I need to net a hard night as strong as they say. Maybe you know more of this, but you're actually in that case, you It's hard to know that that's a lot of adulthood right there that in the here it was fucking guinea pigs. But have you knighted Merlin? Yeah. Yeah, I have, Um I I like it. OK, but I go for a more Midwestern approach, which is an arm and hammer product. A saline solution in a little square, You can kind of hair moves from the eighties and were in the shower worth that Really get in there. Go deep deeper than you think.

Like you're getting like, you're getting a test real deep. And then a hobo comes around and does the thing I do. I love I love the loop. I love the loop that the years ago how did you find that little monk hole? But Jesus Christ, really? Thank you. That's that's what I use. I do worry about him. Even it's just in general. I you know, one of the one of the things that I've learned is that all of your holes go deeper than you think they dio well, they go all the way in case they go down the way it include like a naval. And I don't know what constitutes a whole what asshole? What is whole?

No, I I agree, goes deeper than you think in directions you wouldn't expect. So, like when you go in and they give you the colonoscopy, um, you know, they're just checking your but for all the cancer things and whatnot way they talk about getting in there and they use one of those cameras on the tube. Well, yeah. I mean, I'm expecting that a lot of these things, they're going to become home remedy available. You know, in the near future, as you're saying,

increasingly, people are gonna need to find a way to take care of themselves. Whether it's a cute or you're just do acting as a prophylactic, you're gonna want a way to maintain all your holes without having to go to to A to a medical facility. So, you know, maybe put on a ship or something like you really need to take care of this whole yourself. That's that's a huge piece of it. And maybe also maybe it's and maybe, you know, once once things become a little more relaxes at the neighborhood level, like Come over. Look, I've got a camera in a tube. We're having a whole party at the rec center. Don't bring food,

don't bring food, don't bring doctors, don't tell doctors. Actually, we're just going to say it's a ping pong tournament. We're gonna call it nachos. That's what we're gonna say not just sign, says Nachos. Science says nachos. Wink, wink. I worry about that. As I said before, I think a lot about before I do fucking anything these days. I think about having to write it down in a very small field on a form in a hospital room and an emergency department. I think I do.

I want to have to describe this to somebody. So, like a child's skin scraping kind of write that off. But you I do worry a little bit about They're like So how did you get this extreme abdominal pain? And I said, Well, it didn't it didn't start in the abdomen. Had to get a camera in there because it's not just it's a Let me send you a link on Amazon. Yeah, this is good, right? I mean, you know, disinfected it. Yeah. I don't know.

I think that's about to happen. I think you know, telemedicine was already becoming thanks to We'd really that was sort of the big when Ah, when you could get your medical marijuana permit by, you know, face timing a doctor on your couch. That was really the that broke the ice only knows your phone out here. Yeah, well, I got I got a right to your house. I hear I would never have started to take bald pills unless I could have gotten them by talking to a doctor for six seconds off my couch. And I and I did, and I do. And it's great. Did you make you send a photo of your hair, Scott?

Yeah. Yeah, All over the place. Yeah. Just top down. Bottom up. How'd you feel what you were doing that I felt great Because I was talking to my camera. I was talking to no one. I wasn't in. You know, you go to your doctor Like when I go to my doctor. I hate I want to talk about my heart, my lungs, my no cancer. I want to talk about the things I don't want to. Then be like,

Oh, I'm scared, Satellite, how I'll think about myself when I don't have hair. I don't a broach the inessential. I want you to come in and fix the big shades. Like when your car is broken. You're gonna change the timing belt in a couple years. Yeah, Yeah. I'll get to it later. I just want somebody who fixed the thing right now, and I don't want a lecture. I don't I don't I don't want you to improve my health. I want you to fix my problems. Yeah.

I don't want to talk about about the upsetting stuff. If it doesn't really matter. I don't want to talk about a healthy lifestyle I don't want to talk about. I just want you to give you a fucking chart. I had the perfect experience of telemedicine getting my, my, uh, my marijuana card when that was required with, and I just had to look it up. But his name was Dr Frank. That's always a first name first name basis. And he started the six second video chat with what ails your brother. How many goatees did he have? But yeah, I guess that's the That's the extent of the service that we need in order to get the problem solved very quickly without judgment. This point.

Yeah. Telemedicine. Okay, so So think of it this way. What is telemedicine now? Telemedicine is talking using a device like face time on your phone or Skype to a doctor. Let's say you just abstracted one level. And now you're talking to someone who's not a doctor. Okay? Is that still telling you? Just at that point, you're just skyping with an arrogant person. But you get the benefits of some assurances without all the nattering negativity of the way that your decisions are killing you. You They set that aside and you just talked to talkto Dr Frank talk to a doctor. Frank talked. I mean,

is he an honorary doctor? Probably. Yeah. So, you know, part of part of what we do as the central hub of this new franchise would be the first of all give whoever wants one an honorary degree, and then it's part of the hiring procedure. Yeah, that's the ordinary hiring. It's technically a gig economy job. So it's not governed by a lot of those pesky the California employment rolls. Now they don't have to be from California. Let's be honest, this could be folks from a different continent just happen to have a go Tina phone. That would be your hope. You're hired.

Yeah. And ah, And then and then telemedicine. I'm pretty sure that's it. And so are we're putting that together. We can get that in people's homes. Um, how do how do we How do we scale that up, right? I mean, is there a way that if this gets really big and you get any lawn must that comes in, says something ill advised, but gives you money? Now, you've got to get this bigger. Could we advise you about different kinds of things?

But it's still telling medicine. It's still not shows like you were gonna help you with other things. Maybe an observation. Maybe, just so you could say, Hey, you know, you look, you look like you're doing good, man. You working out? Sure. Oh, I like that.

Like, it could just be assurances, you

know, like lots of people like those calendars with positive things on it. And cats like there's all kinds of ways people gonna need a way to suit themselves got pretty devoted to the idea of using ah camera at the end of a long tube for any ailment that you may have mentally or physically. Yep. Or just yet. Do you want a pep talk? Turn on the tube camera. What's the word for the term for something that's all encompassing mind body, all including ballistic holistic. So I feel like most First of all, you're gonna need a brand, right? Brand brand is everything. Uh, I was starting to play around with a sort of a hole, like a play on whole body double. Have any tube take the w off.

I think one word brands are very very you know of the moment, Thol o good. Yeah, with a line over the 00 well, people, listen. Or we could do one of those one of those, like, scars guard type that Swedish slashes. What do you think? It's from the continent Know? Like Haagen does food? Yeah, yeah. Nachos is under new management. Know where who and we're gonna think is everything.

That's because everything in your body is a hole. You got pores? Yeah, You got feelings, and you've got you've got all the other parts we don't again to, cause we're not working blue. But the thing is, you're gonna need to really get in there. And that's where you do they make an appointment with whole or we did till we reach out to them. I think this is who or does just one day just from your from underneath your front door camera on a tube just emerges. Your clients just starts looking around under Castle Doctrine. We now go in your house. Put this somewhere. It doesn't matter where, but

it's somewhere. Here's

the thing. Is is so okay, let's let's just so the telemedicine angle is a no brainer. I mean, I don't think we've been We need certification for that. But the the tube camera and we will get the name for that eventually. I think just for branding reasons, though, and to avoid name space pollution, Let's stick a tube camera for now. That's gonna be great semi situations. What do we know right now? Social distancing, right? Yeah, this would be a way. You get your camera and you could buy some extra tube to make it longer and more rigid.

Yeah, he's toe high. No, no, look in people's windows or, you know it's too violent conversation, right? Or the observation. You should observe somebody for a while, like around a corner or in their window clinic. I mean, we could say clinical because we're doctors, clinical observations and club starvation, huh? That's nice, too,

because I know a lot of venture capital doesn't want necessarily to invest in a product that's entirely virtual Soto have a product that accompanies air service. I think square when we square caught on was the dingus you put on your phone? Yes, also great branding. So the branding of we

really do anything

about the tube camera branding shouldn't present as O has a camera in a tube that confused look in a window, Or do we want to make it look like an umbrella or something? It's gonna be in a lot of holes, so you're gonna want to really keep that thing clean. I like this, and I like that. You know, we would really tempt the early adopters by, you know, just showing up at their at their house with with an invasive camera on the end of ah, very long tube, Invasive. I mean, you know, the thing is, you you know, you're welcome.

A new neighbor by bringing a covered dish or you you ah, open their mail or like someone to reach out to them. I think what you're saying here is I'm ho, And now now I'm in your house and we're friends. Yeah, we don't reach out, we reach in here and I am a limb. You now you're now are in my down line because of castle doctrine. I put a camera under your door, and now we work together. Merlin, The way you're saying it, the brand is really working. But I feel like it could even level up if there was an implied sort of ah, question mark at the end of it. Sort of a pneumonic device for the brand.

It's only implied. It seems like a little rise at the Yeah, exactly. Give it to me. Go through. Thought anyone? No. I want you to go. There it is. Yeah, right. It's against Castle Doctrine. Sam, will, you could You could pardon yourself. Ah,

science called parthenogenesis. You're able to actually make yourself into a doctor. And then you pass that along to other people the way you'd make somebody at night arise, sir. Who? I like that rise at the end because it's the implication. Of course, is that we don't know all the hole. You're going to any invite us into? Sure. Anything could be a whole Oh, my God. Wait a minute. OK, so we do agree. We gotta get these things pretty clean.

Most the time, right? Especially in this environment. You want to have a course clean. You know what? We need to work on a name for the camera. We need something that captures, captures the spirit of who it but also says, you know, home improvement. Not a problem. If you want to see what's going on your attic, use YouTube. Camper boy, we really need a better name for that. Is there an opposite of a whole Oh,

boom, Bump, bump. No bump wouldn't work. Gussie Fink Finger fading their finger. Phoenix younger with meeting with an exclamation finger finger. Oh, maybe the the exclamation is the brand. That's the That's the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Is that information point like a bang? Right. Oh, which is in Wikipedia because they're pedantic. They would say it's styled as exclamation point,

but it's pronounced bang. I think it's pronounced bang bang. There's no question it starts high and it goes low bank hold. Oh, I see. I see. Today we're called tonal language, right? We're getting there to start.

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