so I am not so sure my head won't pop. Are you crazy? Do you see that vein in your forehead that's filled with not eyes with all of your in Jackie? Elated. I looked

over my notes. He has one sense on a Microsoft word document. That's it. Those his notes for this episode, it says, What do you look for in a girl? Glad you came prepared. Mike. Welcome

back to him. Balls. If the number one podcast in the world guys, I mean it when I say this we are about to hit two million subscribers. Really? Finally, finally, we're trucking up the charts

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button. We're excited. We like these podcasts like making them. And we like

talking at length about random shit like Mike. What do you look

for it? Would you look for in a girl? That's why did you write that? Because you have a girl. Because you have the qualities that you look for 100% all of it. But today we won't be talking about me. So So you guys

are if you've watched impulsive before, Mike,

I mean, like, you could be loud you could be boisterous, but also,

you have a lot of good points, and you're a deceptively intelligent,

which is one of my favorite traits about even everybody with lately. Dude, I just I'm just

Yeah, so Okay, so this is what happened. Good. Would you like to not talk? You've been Riemann is his butt

hole in my ass. T s so much. His

mom called him good old Robin called, called Mike. She watched every podcast. I Robin, she goes,

Look, you gotta stop talking. My fans are mad at you and I went to the doctor verb ius itis they call it, actually an actual diagnosis syndrome verb, ius itis the inability to stop talking.

Is that

a thing? Yes, I've been done. You have been diagnosed with an actual medical condition.

That was just only one of them though, right?

Oh, no, off. Okay, but obvious itis is the lead one, and I am, and it's it's a medical condition. And actually, the reason I bring it up today's I'd like to raise some awareness for it and have people stop shaking verb shaming so much, eh? So I can't tell

if Mike is, um, playing the victim card to receive some sort of pity. Not that sorts. Overby aside, he's just letting the world know he'll take care of it. Mike, Mike's mom said she does it to, though. So it is genetic. So I mean, maybe

she has verb. Yes, I see. Oh, stop. Told you. How many friends is Robin? Have she got a good amount? Auntie Annie. Auntie Cindy, Do you guys have that, too? And you're like families. Where if your mom's friends with somebody that automatically your aunt? Yes, your auntie and your auntie Cindy's coming over. She's got a couple really good friends from her from her childhood as we know.

I don't think we've said this. He at e. I hope I can. But Manager Jeff is pregnant. Well, he's not. His girlfriend is Manager Jeff finally is gonna be having so long, baby. A young baby. Jeff. Congratulations, Jeff and Hannah and J J J J. Yeah, and so on that note, I'm I mean, I'm gonna be Uncle Logan. You're gonna be Uncle Mike.

You're gonna be Uncle Mac. It doesn't have to be a blood thing you don't have fascinated by is like depending on like culture and your family where you guys are from Your ethnicity. Um, you said Auntie. Auntie. Auntie! Auntie, I say, Aunt, some people call that Graham was like, Baba. What do you call your grandma? Got Google? My grandma, my grandma and my Nana. See,

Nana, Like I've heard like Maggie before. There were words. Simple words. What's deep GPS? Deep. All right, G. When my dad is a grandpa. So I'm still working on that. Because the things I look for in a girl I haven't found yet. So I haven't been able to, um, plant my precious seed in a woman that I love and provide a grandchild for my father and my mother. I know you got a girl for me. No.

Okay, Gramp, all that's That's good. That's wrong, GP. And are you listening? You're gonna be known as grandpa. Um What? Obviously I'm just were talking earlier about, like, things that happen. First thing to talk about his bus thing. Like the lineage of strong bus men in your way. Talk about that. I totally forgot. It's been a while. If you look if you're gonna be a podcast thing, I mean,

it's just part of you. Can you can. You just might not be super effective. Like someone for bursitis.

That's okay. Do you, like, use your memories through your words sometimes. Dude, I use everything through my words that make sense even.

What do you look for in a girl? The reason why I was thinking was off. It was just because I've noticed lately that you you had called it the year of the girlfriend. And you are somehow the only person that doesn't have a girl for you. All my friends got wives born one. Well, you don't count, bro, Actually,

yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Who you got that one girl? The one in the nomad. That vagabond homeless girl. She's She's just traveling. Traveling? Yeah, sure. No. Uh, yeah. Dude, I don't know why I manifested it for everyone but myself. Actually,

I do know why my my expectations were too high, and so I'm I'm out of age when I refused to compromise. Like for everyone listening to this, please. Like like hold yourself to

a standard that you fucking deserve. And I like to believe that I'm at

a I'm not a pretty high standard I demand excellence from my partner, and they should demand excellence from me. And if I'm not providing that, they should dip like I like, I commend the person who is able to see their worth and then make sure that worth is being reciprocated in the person that they decide to give their energy to on a day to day basis. And I have not found that person yet, not even not even remotely close. The last person with Chloe and and that was that scares me, because the way we met was such a, uh, thrilling know it was such It was such a coincidental chain of events. Ah, serendipitous. That is the word I was looking for that I'm not like was it, though? Because you guys were both, like,

looking to be actors. She's an actress. You, you know, aspiring actor. Yeah, but kind of the same way. Like doing the same thing. It was some riel Romeo Juliet type shit. Like Montague Capital. It like star crossed love. But I'm a YouTube star. She's a traditional Hollywood actress, like on paper. That shit doesn't work. It just doesn't.

It just doesn't work over the game. though. You know, you guys were in the same world. No, no, no, no, we weren't. No, no, no. We were not in the same like, sort of the same mindset in the sense of, like, using,

like, we're filming a movie together.

She's got a new boyfriend. I actually went on and did the old stock. Your ex situation. I'm sure I'm sure you'll do this. And

she was doing

She was doing great. And I'm I'm really, really happy for her.

I think with us there's

just, like a timing thing. And so many relationships are about timing. Like in general life is that life is about timing, you know, like even the fact that, like I say often like I was born in the right generation, absolutely, like I happen to like making videos. And this happens to be a generational ex. Consuming videos like timing is timing is, uh can be attributed to so much of one person success in pretty much any vertical relationships. Career personal life.

Morning. The right generation, though, because I've been listening to Pink Floyd a lot with you lately, and you've been likened. We've been digging in a lot. We had a we had a whole night the other night was shut off. All the lights in the house haven't brought out a laser show would listen to Pink Floyd and the doors for that was hours on end. And I explained to him the lyrics in the Pink Floyd songs, how they're about anti establishment and going against the grain and not giving in to the

government of being

a maverick, kind of mean in a way, Roger Waters said, Bear or the original Mavericks do. They were running that shit back in 67 69. All that Shin Logan. Logan likes that dude. Even use the you even use Wish you were here in his last log.

It started cause I was wearing that Pink Floyd. Share it. It's my brother's shirt. When I was at Tanis House to shooting the video with her, she gave it to me and I liked it. And Evan will make fun of me. He goes

even name one Pink

Floyd song. I'm, uh, And so Mike site makes a guy got you like big bro shit. And then he ran me through it and show me all their discarded discography this guy picks on. Uh, the problem was I was so

I was so high. Yeah, I was so high. You, This isn't a pink Florida neuro. Hi. It's a credit. What do you expect to happen? You know, Probably it on the floor. We laid on the floor for hours and I brought him through the dark side of the moon through the wall. Even had him listen to a couple songs off arm A gamma It was, which was some wild shit. But now I mean, I love pink Floyd. I was right. I was raised on a lot of classic rock and I left my mom trained and a lot of the Eagles and clapped in the doors and Pink Floyd. And that shit is like those albums were masterpieces we look at we look at albums now, like the baby or Little baby or somebody comes out and I'm like, Does it slaps these Pink Floyd album Zehr masterpieces every song. How it's placed in the lineage of songs Every second of the songs thought through like some sort of scientific experiment is beautiful.

You consume music a lot, absolutely common below. Is there a masterpiece that has been put out in the last decade. Like like a true masterpiece. Absolutely. What it easy, my beautiful dark tresses. Fancy Kanye West. Incredible albums start to finish like we're talking from visual experience with the whole 30 minute music video thing that was made to just the music. As it plays out and unfolds, there's like spectacle and size of everything that goes into it

makes it one of the greatest albums of all time. Yeah, it's definitely a favorite among Con defense Fisher among among music fans, but I just like, I mean,

I just want her for getting to a point where, like music is so saturated people people like the eight await the snare drum and then some fucking lyric. That sort of sounds like something like right now it'll change low Baby who pop up on my Spotify. He just dropped a new album. That's why I think because I'm scrolling through and I can't I can't fucking get away from little baby songs. You know I'm all for the new artists, but like this one in particular, I I have no idea. I have no idea

what he's saying. I have none and it all sounds the same. His tone is the same. It's all the same. I'll

give him a year. Here's here's a do Regardless of all that, all the trends going on right now, regardless of all the trends, there's a ton of other music out there that you just probably haven't heard. That's incredible for sure. Ton of people putting out great stuff. I think what this weekend showed me. I have some friends in town, um, from back home, just like incredible people that are so culturally deep in understanding and like what they served for and listen to just having that, like Mike, with the Pink Floyd and the doors and all that stuff, just absorbing that stuff and then kind of going in that direction, like when your Spotify suggest new stuff. After you've been listening to Pink Floyd for a long time,

it was go down that stuff. Yeah, that's how that's how I found most of my She'll tame Impala just dropped a new album. You say That's That's pretty good. Um, I don't know if I like it as much as currents, but I mean, I've been I've been eccentric and all over the place my whole life. I never wide variety of everything from 3 11 to revolution we list were on that tip last night. Bob Marley like Who's that both? Both

wrong. Like when you're when you're in your like heavy drug addiction days, Would you just sit there and look at the ceiling and

listen to music, depending on what part of the days you know? But but always, But that's what decided the music. It's like, Does life imitate art? Is art imitate life? I mean, during the during the dealing days when when I was selling a lot, it was a lot of Jay Z was a lot of big, a lot of naz, a lot of styles p the locks, that kind of shit. But during the days when we first started, when it was smoking weed taking shrooms acid, we're listening to Pink Floyd were listening to the doors. The Beatles.

I think a lot of people I think a lot of people look at Pink Floyd is like the apex of psychedelic rock when reality the Beatles air right up there, too. I'm wall or sales submarine a lot of really, really trippy shit. But I encourage encourage everybody out there to go back and listen the classics and listen that shit and really explore different genres as well. You might like Bob Marley. You might not like the doors I love Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin's When my Fair Fans wouldn't even scratch the surface

on that yet. Do it on your commutes. Oh, yeah, that's that's That's big. Even a lot of people listen to this podcast on their commutes. Like, I think that's a good time to learn in, like, absorb shit we took. We took a hour to our drive to the NASCAR race back and forth on the ranch and yeah, we just listen a Pink Floyd and the doors and I got into a little bit of Jim Morrison cause I remember you telling me about him and his legacy. Um,

I also just love watching you explore different like listening formats like you. You took an excessive amount of edibles the other night, like you. You know what I'm saying? Why am I doing well? Not so much. Am I a drug addict? Tell

me now, guys. Here's what it is we've been going through. We talked about this, Mike. The creation consumption thing. Oh, yeah, This conversation. Think we're like, you're pumping out a lot. You're doing a lot of creation. You gotta find some way to, like, turn your brain off toe, like, receive some things you're not,

like, constantly trying toe, you know, hit the gas. It was so so Check this out. You're right.

This is it. This

is a great conversation. Creation, verse consumption. How much to create? How much to consume? Should there be a balance? If so, why is it necessary? I did a writing session with a director by the name of Luke Vasan. Who? You guys may know I'm actually gonna look up his time to be here so that this dude is This studio is an absolute legend. He's one of the greatest directors of all time. Um, Lucy to Anna, Taken taxi. Five valerian scores taken three transporter. The first Lucy no,

No. Directed, directed, directed and wrote, Um, just just just just just like the epitome of a creator, Um, and an artist here in Hollywood. And so we had a writing session and I asked him I was like, Where did where did your creativity come from Wait a couple 2 to 3 writing sessions and somehow I got linked with him and I asked him, I was like, Where did your creativity come from? Um, he's a French guy. Hey said he grew up in the countryside and and he was always bored, and so he would create these worlds in his head of these aliens.

And if you've seen like, the fifth Element, he direct. If you've seen that, like, he's just insane, insane fantasy worlds because he had nothing else to do And he had, I would assume some sort of a genetic blessing where he was a bit more creative and imaginative, imaginative than the average person. But I would, I would argue he probably

wasn't consuming that much. What, did he have television and stuff

like that, Like I lived on a farm

in the middle of nowhere. Remember when we were talking about this the other night? I brought up all. It's funny because everything that I create now everything that I am now is a person is based on what I consumed throughout the course of my life. And so for the first you know, for 30 years of my life. All I did was consume, consume, music, consume movies, The Sopranos, every TV show. Every conversation I had was every Jeopardy show I watched was me being a sponge and sucking that in and is now, uh, prevalent and apparent in everything that I create. And now I've gone down the other side of the spectrum, and that's and that's what I think you are,

too. We're just putting out putting out putting out and the reason we have this conversation because the theater and the house is broken right now, way can consume. We have no way to consume. And what we do consume is my tox and mindless content. And I got very worried the other day about what that may do to our ability to create stunning, bigger, larger, exact wording. Exactly. And so I I guess my my biggest takeaway was on. It was to encourage people out there, too. At least pay attention to what you're consuming. Absolutely. Make sure you're consuming shit that could in turn give you the ability to create good shit because I mean honestly, like long face and that Mom, where are you going on talk like I don't know what you're gonna end up producing as a result. I mean, it depends like I think the

people who are watching take talking this cortical, mindless content. I don't like their young, right? So I don't know if they need to be constantly inundated with ideas with value or desperation, that But But why? Because when I was young, I would watch YouTube and smash and really e bombs world. Yeah, Yeah, when I was, like, between eight and 15 really young when I was when I was in my consumption phase. Like, what is what is life, what I want to do? Um,

how is the world? And because of that, because of what I saw, I became a content creator because I thought it was cool. Like again. I saw the smart guys Anthony on Ian becoming like this big YouTube people. And I wanted to do that. And so I don't know what I guess What I'm saying is, I don't know if we're talking about kids. Our age was probably the majority people. Listen to this podcast. Just fucking watching much tic tac. You consume this probably better things to be investing your time. But if you're if you're young like e talking more like from our perspective at this point cause did you literally are? Go, go,

go all day. You are not consuming any contact, Billy, take a quick stuff that you have to like. If you're looking for content, you're going online Quick stuff. Yeah, Yeah, I agree. And actually, in this conversation right now, I think that's why I Oh, I've been smoking as much weed as I have and I stopped yesterday because I was like, Whoa, this is too much. But I think it's cause and actually go back to podcasts ago.

You hear me say, Like, it's hard for me to shut my mind off like I've been laying in bed for two hours at night every night, I guess. Just like try and go to sleep just inundated with just like thoughts and creativity and weed makes me useless. Stewed? Don't dumb, stupid, Just like able to forces myself to just relax and take a very necessary breath. The problem is, no one told me this

broad like we could we give you a hangover can

do. It's like t hydrating is hell you just wake up and you feel like your grandma made

of slow. So what's good? I thought this was gonna be better. I'll turn.

How don't you consume how much you consume? Like if you take a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot

you're gonna have a bad time, Another candle break, another consumption conversation way. I'd love thio, dive deeper. Maybe on this episode but into this, uh, this, like psychedelia were world that we, you know, play. And sometimes Weatherby with weed are also just like I know I'm I'm kind of like anti drugs at this point and kind of have to maintain that platform. But I'm I'm not really anti fungus and anti marijuana. I think that there's a use case for both those drugs when done properly and under supervision. Or, you know, when you know whatever you have to do,

people ask your parents toe well, well, or it is. It's kind of gotten to that point. I mean, you've got it's got no point where mushrooms are now starting to be prescribed the people for PTSD, for end of life, for that kind of stuff, and marijuana has a bunch of medical use cases as well. And I'm I'm a believer in in ah in psycho actives ability to kind of remove you from the stressors or threat or anxieties or depressions of everyday life and more so to expand your mind. To be able to sponge up those things that you may not be interested or you may not be able to achieve on a on a normal brain just opens your mind more. Yeah, this is not being curt. We've talked about this a little bit before. It's not me encouraging anyone to go to go do these things, but there's no denying on broken talks about this A lot,

obviously as well. You know, the fidelity, the benefits of psychedelics, ability to open

to expand your mom. I just am hesitant. So on the on the opposite. No, I'm hesitant with with second out with drugs or even even we did a little bit that I've just sort of started, like playing with I'm okay being vocal with it about it.

If something is that good, there's usually

there's something that is like equally as bad like for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction like you gotta be careful with it. You can't consume too much. And it's definitely not for everybody. No. 1000% like if you don't feel like you should do it, you don't It is so easy to get lost in the sauce with some of these drugs. And like, until I mean, if you happen to be the person who's wired in the an addictive way and you know you happen to fall in love with doing psychedelics, next thing you know you're changing your last name. Praying, praying to rain Bo's Whenever

they come, sit, bear it just like that Grass started for Florida. His inability to What did you

say he did that he was the

writer for people? Yeah, he was original. Fuck. I don't get 1/4 wrong here. I believe he was the original writer, and maybe he was even the original frontman for Pink Floyd, but used to wake up and put just tabs upon tabs of LSD. And it's cereal every morning and eventually kind of I'm not

so concerned about the LSD,

but what kind of thing? This is back in the early sixties, because when he was writing, it was Pink Floyd I believe this song's called bike hero bike. This is, like, 63. And so I don't think Lucky Charms was out yet. It's probably, uh, what Cheerios was Cheerios out yet. That's just dropping blotter. Just tabs wrote to have This has every day you wake up and just go fucking get exhausting, you guys. I mean, these guys were just like the guy who owned your ranch. These guys Timothy Leary,

these guys were cosmonauts. Dude, they're they're psychedelic. Copy. They were exploring the boundaries of Listen, listen, I don't know, that's what I don't know if they were, if you're using it

to write a song and a hit song repeatedly, like, sure, But like Tim Leary,

I don't I don't know how noble that that no endeavor was not I'm not talking about no notice like how much? How much

acid can you do before you like? All right, I get it. You d'oh! It leads you into a world that

definitely doesn't exist.

And you're still living on a farm, if you can. You remember the movie and, uh, wasn't with Bradley Cooper. Interstellar limit. No limits. Limitless. Yeah, limitless. When he's like at the very anti stalking Robert Niro, and he's like, Oh, you're about to have a heart attack Bouba how did you know that I'm off the drug? But I remembered all the things that, like I learned on the trouble. You could take stuff from that space as long as you like, conscious enough to remember it and put it down.

I'm not talking about nobility. I'm talking about. They treated. They treated LSD in the in the late sixties. 1967 through 1969 9 Height Ashbury, Haight Ashbury, San Francisco Treated. Asked the same way we treated space travel, you know, going to the moon. How far can we push the boundaries off this drug? And it wasn't about how much can we take? It was about your Let's try this concoction. Let's try this serum. Let's try this. Let's try this So they were exploring because let's be honest with each other right now. I mean,

there's no other way I say this a lot, too. There's no other way for a human to escape the confines of this reality. Some Andre might say it could be done through intense meditation, which maybe it can. Someone say it could be done through Thanh Tra. But in my experience there is no other way to escape. Hope is up, down is downright is right. Left his left Black is why I smell smells. I see sights on psychedelics, you see sounds you hear. Smells like the confines of normal reality have been distorted. And it is. And whether you want to say you know you like them or you agree with their use, it's the only way to take this reality and go to

another dimension is definitely effective. I guess it's a fact that she gets the job done pretty quickly, like it's not years of meditation

training. No, that's what I'm saying. For most people, that would take forever to learn how to meditate yourself into another dimension. I mean, Andre, how's it coming with that? You get? You get there. But you get there through both means You met, you mix it in Jackie elation way. Talk about it. I exploit my life without permission in front of hundreds elevated. I remember sitting in chairs, that camera. You know, I

even start this. Aren't we have conversations in the garage? Talk about girls talk about our love life. Whatever Are you talking about? The show. I just throw this. I guess this is our garage yet? Yeah. Okay.

Meet me in silence for a second. Logan's gonna be Oh, you don't have verbiage that scientists were talking about, But

I don't know just everything in Andrew's, Like you have been doing this thing where I've been having an orgasm, but I haven't been ejaculating, and we all pause for five seconds

also, cause it's not that weird. Dear Andre, say something off that that No, we

know we like We expect Andrei to adventure into these new territories, these new sexual territory territory.

And so this one, though, seems a little weird. So we go, it's all of us collectively,

like I'm sorry. What

the fuck did you just say that? And he's a guy just like, you know, like, retaining my semen. Well, first thing and then you started saying this could this could be unhealthy, right? Absolutely. It can be that we all agreed that this is the most natural human thing. The only reason we technically are on this planet is to do one thing, and that's to reproduce. And so I said, Andre, you are simply stopping the most because he's all about nature and natural and earth based Are you know, plant based whatever you are stopping the most natural thing that occurs in You mean like I

r I argued? It's

quite literally the only thing that, uh, says men

are put on this planet to do is reproduce as a species. Semen retention is the practice of avoiding Jackie Elation. You can do this by abstaining from sexual activity altogether,

of course. Or

you can learn howto orgasm without ejaculating.

Although it may sound

like someone new, wild fat, the practice is probably as old as humankind. So, look, I commend you for experimenting with this combo, and but we we started

doing some research Come end. Commend. So we started

doing some research is called in Jackie elation and micro saying, You know, this can't be good for your what your prostate and, uh, is everything. I looked at ejaculation, and people also ask, It's a healthy to eat sperm. Oh, by the way, ladies men whose each sperm, for the most part, yes, three components that make up semen are safe to ingest Anyways, what is ejaculation. So to eject from a living body specifically to eject semen or utterly, suddenly,

in vehemently the point way found out, this could be bad for your fertility, potentially potentially. Now. This was on a couple for forums. These people could be wrong. But we

got into a conversation with Andre where he said, I believe that in Jack Yah, late ing could potentially do aught for me. What was it? Allow him clear thoughts or orderto bottle up and be sable that masculine and your energy right on. So Logan said. So you believe that it might do this, but we have doctors saying they believe that it might seriously hurt your ability to reproduce in the future. And Logan said, I know what you one of those retrograde

ejaculation isn't harmful. It's also called that retrograde ejaculation. However, potential complications include

inability to get a woman pregnant, male infertility. So I'm like, Yeah, that's a big That's a mobile That's way noble. But also I don't want to take that risk,

even if it is on a couple forearms. And even if the percentage which we also looked up is like 0.3% of being infertile for like I I know the ones. Great. I know the ones. Great. It's what I'm here to

do. And it feels good not. And it is so not the way my questions give me a thumbs up kick. I mean, you can't talk to us, David.

I need I need Andre in here. Oh, my question about this is when they say inability to get a woman pregnant, like Of course not. You're not coming

inside of her. No, He means naming later When you feel infertility. No, but I think

it builds up and it goes into you throw up your ejaculate.

You actually used to tease it out when it comes out your

nose. That's that would be, like, super tragic. Which, by the way, that happens quite free frequently during them.

Yeah. Yeah. What's your fucking problem? Explain. This is Danny film. Yeah, it's fine. Let's just get

it done. Incredible. No, I mean, you looking to hire a vada Chinese medicine like Eastern philosophy, and there's actually a lot of benefits from holding what I think is your creative life force energy. Um, like most people in the last and what not just like this load Lose on anything? What do you mean, creative life Force. Energy? Is that you talking about semen? Yeah. Yeah. So before before you were able to produce Seaman and you were a five year old playing in the woods with your friends, pretending like you were in battle and you couldn't produce Seemed like What is your creative life Force? Energy? Well, I mean, I think you're at a different stage of your life. But when you're older

Jesus Christ, what do you want? Speakers? My

brain. I could hear Andre inside

of my soul. Exactly Where? Because yes. Why do you believe

human is your creative life? Force energy when you come, how do you feel after,

uh, like shit post clarity, clarity? I could write the new I could write the scriptures. I stand in the mirror and I look at myself and I say I could produce any exponent right now. Give me 64 to 7000 Power Instantaneous. I am clearheaded. I focused Clear heart, large eyes. What can

you s Oh, there's definitely that some people feel really tired. I don't think there's any right or wrong here is powerful to experiment. But, I mean, if you guys have looked into, like, the no fat movement, like just not masturbating and like, trying to hold in that life force energy is one of the hardest things actually do. But I feel like for sure is that for sure? I feel like a lot of mental clarity and creative energy, like freeze up within yourself. Um, and I just know, like somebody dude struggle with masturbation. In what way?

Just like addicted to masturbation. Porno is like a huge problem. I feel like in the younger demographic. Um, yeah. Just figuring out how they hike in how

you can do you think you are so post not Claire Clarity. Do you think that Do you think

that comes from the actual release? Yeah, not not the orgasm. No. Yeah. We sure?

Yeah. But he also has no idea. Like you're saying you said, Are you sure? And he goes, Yeah, but it also has no fun over because I've done both. Yeah, but it's all so subjective. It's just you. It's you telling off on it. Brought. No, you haven't. Will be honest with you. I will never in Jack. You're late ever.

You couldn't fucking pay me to it. I Here's what I will. Do you? No. Here's what I'm gonna do Don't have sex out Abstain But if I am gonna come and I've used and you somehow convince me to hold my Not in you sick fuck, you sick fuck that, you bro! I am not so sure my head won't. Are you crazy? Do you see that vein in your forehead that's filled with not eyes with all of your in Jackie? Elated fucking That is going right here by your doing. Great right now. Are you Chuck a fuck? No fucking way. Oh, my God.

Wow, That's a weird one. That's a weird call to get at this hour. Who? Wow. Ah, that is weird. First, can I give someone the first girl Logan ever actually long? The first girl Logan ever loved while he was in Los Angeles. And she broke his heart in a 1,000,000 fucking. But I didn't say

I love there. We were at a brunch in New York while I was sitting, sitting while filming a movie there, and I looked there. I knew it, but I didn't say it because I knew it was just a moment. So I wasn't in love with her, But I definitely love there anyways, weirdo that I got that call. No, I haven't spoken

in years. And then she banged all of his friends. How much do you love her? Now? I feel like she still has a small part piece here. Are Is that potential? Not, Not even already. Not even remotely do the kid. I was what I was when I was 19. I don't even know that kid gets kids.

He wasn't as bad as 22 though, already. Yeah, because 22 was like, I had some IEDs and power. I had some ammunition. So real quick. Andre, how has it been going for you? And is it a like, Have you had to practice? Ah, yeah. Don't even start with that. Well, like a stop. It started with,

like, I stopped masturbating, like, eight months ago. Um, just like holding the energy, and that obviously got into a relationship, and it's like you start having sex and yeah, eventually. Like, just learning, like communicating with your partner of like, how you can actually press on this area in between your ball sack and your ass till the Gooch Pernia mooch the Gooch the good you can press on that, right? When you're about to come and, like,

squeeze and like, try Thio. You can still have an orgasm so so pleasurable, but it's hard. You a c So, what are you, like this? So you're fucking and you're about to know. And you like this, Like from the behind. How does she do it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sometimes, but

okay. Because when you say this Andre, this is what I picture You have to be staying put. I picture you about to I gotta just just English. And then this is you.

Lies. It's not too far from the truth

that does not look health like him.

Press into my face, Danny. All right? I'm just about the

This is him. Oh, God. And what is blue thinking? That like that? Enjoyable? No, it's enjoyable. It's not like that. You look horrible. I don't want to do that anymore, But honestly, every part of me just that's so bad. It's so bad. Well,

I mean, we're kind of coming from two different worlds. That's true.

I were coming from earth on. Maybe you should visit. So what?

It's like we understand that coming is like what it means to be human. But what if Andre is not trying to be human?

That's boss. What if he's trying to be

day more than human? Uh, snag. Snag? Are you snag, brah? No. You might be maybe spiritually new age guys. Sensitive.

Sensitive. Yeah. If someone hits you in the chest, which is just how Yeah, probably say I did too. I want to give in this fucking nipple. That's a snag on it. I lost the bet. If you all have been seeing the

gloves, we've been doing some crazy shit. And

the thing with logs is

in every blogger and content creator can really Andre of by the way, I appreciate your input. Yeah. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for having sex right away. I just try to finish the deal. What? What does that mean? Like, finish her off now makes weekend. She finishes first.

Make sure you're Yes. I heard you talk about that on then. Yeah, once you can still have an orgasm, you come hold it in and then yeah, You just move on with your life. It's a growing It's a learning process.

Imagine there's like in pints the next time you come. How many pints?

Oh, sometimes that like sometimes you gotta like release, though. That's what I found after, like, a couple of months. Like,

really four blue Hawaii for her Because who knows where that shit's gonna go? Comes out of the room, just covered in, comes out. You'll see that new Skittles commercial.

This is blue after Andres months and months of No, she

comes out of the room just like, Oh, can you play this one? That's not a Skittles commercial.

Creepy ice cream commercial ad. But I just saw Skittles one or something. It was something

I I'm not a scientist. I don't want to play this this commercial. Have

you seen it before? Yeah. I don't wanna play. Okay. Thanks, Andrea. Thank you, Andre. Yeah. Hey, you really quickly. I was still talking about my nipple.

No, you're right. I didn't start this portion. I apologize to all the fans out there that I may have interrupted him. I didn't mean it. This portion of the show has been a disaster. I am sorry go back to your nipple. I am. You let me know when

you're done. No, for every vlogger and creator that can relate to this, like you just you need. Especially if you're on a schedule content. So it's Sunday. I'm like, uh, what can I do, I guess. Pierced my nipple. It hurts. It hurts. Yeah, The eye hurts real bad. And blood. The prop.

The real problem is I did it. Ah, now I kind of like it. Oh, no. What? Like I looked at it and I was like, That was gonna be the case. I I may keep this. You've changed a lot from a while. Look, your air, you paint your nails. I don't pay my nails. I was painting. You painted pay is on my nails.

Yeah. You got you guys saw my artwork make love. Now are, anyways. Yeah. Dude, I I just I have to be very careful and mindful that I'm not falling in the trap, That feeling to last time where it's like, uh, anything goes. I know you're running out of ideas,

not I'm not running out of ideas.

Sometimes have run out of time for my idea.

Phone full of ideas.

But if you're in a meeting, you knows I'm at the ranch like I can't shoot. You read

this text to my mom for 23 a. M? No.

Oh, okay. Hold on. Logan is getting weird again. Keep an eye on

it. Oh, God. Unfortunately, but no, I don't

know that. Seven a. M. That's 7 a.m. In there. That's her

first thought of the day was that Logan's getting weird because Logan's getting weird to get keeping II think.

Oh, you're going down a weird road. It was all the paint huffing, though I guarantee

you huffed a lot of pain. Hold on a second, Robin. I'm gonna challenge you here. What is getting weird to you? I didn't think the nipple piercing all right, But before that, I think it was the color blind Skittles log. That was it. Was it me painting

and like expressing

my art in a different way, like, easy

Robin wasn't me making a district.

And also when was I weird? In the first place, I was maybe cringe. But when was I like a weird fucking literally forever?

Wait, let your entire life is that you like If you're like you're a weird

guy, we know this. You are you are you

have to accept that. Look literally look at everything around, but our faces not like, Well, I don't want to be around that guy.

But what was your response?

Can you ask her what the consequences of that

are? I said I said he's a weird one for sure that I because I also don't know what she's talking about to be. Honestly, I just think it's centered. Launched caller Caller.

That's a good idea,

as she might not answer my

She's in Mike's. Fiona's mom

may lack Logan. You got it made your mind. Doesn't know Born no point.

And then you make him do

all the points for a lot of makes him perform on its own. What?

Let's go. My may lack Mike. I hope you're going to cut. Ah, a Robin. Tell her some show. Hi, Robinson. So So how are you? The cameras facing your kitchen? There she is, Robin. So it's were impulsive right now, and, um you know, I I heard he thought I was getting weird again.

And I just wanted to know what you meant by that. Did you really get everything? Wait, just just my nipple. And by the way, I said,

I hear you on that one. I hear

you on. That wasn't right then. But what else? What else have I done that is Is triggering the red flags for you? No, I saw the piercing, and that's why the red flag went up. But I said, my deed. You're better bloke in check because he's going on. What do you do? I don't know, Robin. I don't know. I e I

appreciate your Robin. I appreciate you looking out for me because my parents

don't before she before she goes to tell her what? I'm not allowed to take it. You tell me what I'm not allowed to do on

say again? I do like it. I do. Like I'm in a group chat with Abby, her husband, Jack, Mike and, uh, by the way, I'll have, you know, And I'm sure you know Mike has completely gone. M i A. We do not hear from him anymore. Ever since he's got that new girlfriend.

Wait, that's not sure. Oh, you're such a liar. All I do is they all do. I am not a liar. I even told them that you should thought he should call Ryan and say hello because they were Okay, well, this has ventured into a very real place way. We're gonna go back to the podcast. Robin, I'll talk to you later. Bye, Mom. Love you. Be a maverick. Do it the same. So I love your mom. She's she's so sweet. This is amazing. But I

am weird. I always said this, and I,

bro fuck being normal Fags. So you're barely weird. Uru scratches surface. We know some weird people that come on. It was like in high school wrestler the the whitest Kate of all fucking time. Are you getting

the I'm just saying, like everything that happens. Like randomly bursting in singing all the time, you know,

running down. This is not a th

running down the street like some people right on the street in the giant, uh, antelope feet thing. Like someone somewhere

might be like. That guy's kind of weird. How much is first, huh? How much is for content?

50%. Probably 50%. But like bruh, I like the painting wasn't for content.

We would not get along. If you were weird, it's not weird, but there's like levels

to the shit right, there's there's weird like the dude. So we had to get a restraining order against cause they stand outside our house and tell us their Lucifer were

and went out there. You let me know. You let me know. I believe I'm there yet. Do you think? I mean, Andre might be even a level up from us with the ejaculation. Yeah, but it's not weird. And maybe just like great strange personality had some. He he had some advice. I don't remember exactly what was for Lana the other day and I go, Lana, Andre says you should do this. You know, I didn't say Andre said Lana, someone of House said this and she goes,

Was it Omar? That said that? You can't listen, Omar. He in. Jack, you're late. You know your credibility, Andrea. Starting to whether it's starting. What did you say?

You saying you know, value

value? Lana's opinion. She's bought a Lamborghini. What did you what did your metaphorical super wife by recently Relax there, Champ? Rip that vein

on your four bang at the Lamborghini dealership, said He's never saw the Lamborghini. To a woman that young. He says she's the biggest ball of that age. She's 23 crossed our Lamborghini crushes

sweetest girl, by the way, well connected to the earth. Nice girl. No reason to talk shit about her. Fucking Andre. What? You got a problem with sex workers or just women? Asshole?

Guys, I I did something that we can have Peace. Oh, I don't know this time before. Okay, let me address this. Let me

just this. This This dude has been being so frequently

it's getting on my nerves. And I noticed

about two weeks ago can't tell me

how to pee every 30 minutes about to go on a car ride. We have to take a break at a gas station. And I showed him in my notes. Ah, note I wrote six months ago and it says my new pet peeve. People have to pee too often. It is so annoying. You have a massive planet.

It's I'm not comparing him to me. It just literally anyone. He's peeing probably two times per hour now, two times

during our water is his bladder going what, six times in the NASCAR event. We were there for 23 hours. You can't win. He's getting old. Is that it? Does he need to get his prostate checked out? And by the way, I'm gonna vlog it. If so, you should get something checked out because, like if that bladder starting to go like that, you gotta get

that I e have been peeing a lot, but I, uh that one right there was so clear. If you've noticed see your tires. I drink a decent chunk clip of water, but not not as much as you and I think lately I've been drinking Maur, so my bladder is readjusting to it. Plus, I'm an old man. I'm not. I'm not

even the amount of time you were just gone does not warrant. Like like, you could have held that. That

was like a 15 dollars push. I squeezed it out. I could do, you know, like a regular water gun. That's how u p I have a super soaker shoots out a whole bladder of ejaculate.

I think your bladder shrinking. What did you do this weekend? Um, I don't know. We're gonna do this whole likes over 2020 thing And then I was called about it and

I drank beer with my friends. Oh, you

son of a bitch did it. And I I went through, like, this whole philosophical thing about, like, why I was going to do it. Because who am I to not have some fun with my friends that are visiting? Who are you like is my life? I was grumpy. I realized colleges like, not enjoying the small little things in life life. Like having a beer with my friends on a mountaintop. Like, how could I not do that?

I commend you. So 2020 is Ah, great vision. Yeah, exile you from 24 you're 24 to he got you got you got a decade honest. It's

good for your your life path. We're still in. We're young, but I have a beer on a mountaintop and you probably should have worked harder if I'm being told to shoot. But I was like, you know, it's just one of those small things I didn't have to get, like, absolutely hammered to enjoy the time. It was still awesome with people, but like, I don't know this, that one beer, It was so rewarding. It

tasted so good. Well, if you're having one. I had that reaction jokingly that I was upset.

I know, I know.

I don't know what? Well, with you A little bit more, Because me and you've had conversations where you've told me that you specifically want. But honestly, I've been so clear about this. I don't want you want a fucking specifically to do what I'm doing. I'm not trying to push that shit on anybody I love I p s I love sitting down with a nice burger and a nice California Lagunitas I p a incredible

I'm gonna get crucified. But my Ohio fan for saying this and you guys know this I don't understand. I cannot wrap my head around The idea of drinking

a beer got Dang. I don't think it's only I hated about myself. I

like I like that I don't drink beer cause, like, for like, health reasons. But just for the fact that, like, you know, I grew up like chopping wood wearing plaid in camo, and I don't like drinking martinis and martinis.

Good and even more So you grew up. You're born. I assume you still have with the Penis. And so the fact that you don't like beers fucking shocking to me, I have always This has been one of our fucking combative, conflicting points since the day I met you. You know, you want to go get a cold one. You're like, Yeah, I'll get a cold one called Dirty Martini. Straight up. Hold on. Extra dirty. Hold on a second. What is this martini there? Come on. You just like

you. Only you got your hair dye on your nipple pierced, my nails painted.

I'm not drinking martinis. Espresso martini. I will double double down and say that is the most important drink on the planet. Save your life. The most important drink on the planet is the espresso martini. Order that at the end of your dinner

before you go to the club, you're

going to be way up, ready to go for hours.

And then when the sun When dinner's at, like 11 p.m. Here in l. A. New York? Yeah,

yeah. Or or anywhere in Europe anywhere in Europe. By the way, Florence, you make reservations for dinner tonight. They're like, yes, our earliest seatings. At 12:30 a.m. I'm like, What the fuck was that? I

don't know how they do it over there. I haven't. I have no wide. Every time I go over there, I again just like Vegas in Miami. A part of my life is taken from you. And you're talking Italy, especially adult father and me and the sweetness of doing nothing in the afternoon. Just like a break time like dude, if we did that here, which we kind of do that. But like times, the 9 to 5 job does not allow for people just like ease off during the middle of the day was like the hottest in your The tired is just like you need a break, and then you go back to work afterwards. And then it gets to be eight o'clock when you get off and you get home. And you got this. You got the kids and the dog, and then you gotta go get in the car to go to the restaurant. And by the time we get there is a

lot of you. And what did you call it?

The Dolce far niente. The sweetness of doing nothing. They do that in France. to the lunches like the school lunches in France for two hours long, every like Latin speaking culture. Now what is that Latin based language speaking cultures sent tends to have some sort of breakdown in the middle of the day,

the day and the dinners to our way through romantic language and the dinners air like are like three hours because it's all the different courses and you're sitting here talking to have your wine and stuff. And so if the dinner starts at 12 or 11 or whatever you like, we're actually looking at a another vacation right now or a vacation. This would be a really vacation, like really not going to shoot Conta. I want to go to Bora Bora really badly, and I want to go with Lana has a romantic vacation, but in all honesty, I can't imagine the thought of leaving behind Logan. I can't imagine it. It makes me sad to imagine

it makes me feel bad, because here I am again a wife yet, and I'm

I'm I'm 1/3 wheel. I'm cool with it.

I'm cool that they're entertaining and I want

to give them their space. But also but that's what you'll be prime. Time to go

off into the Boer aboard jungles and find a sweet solarium. And you're

you know, like you won't believe this mosquito as malaria and, by the way, Corona virus. Yeah, we doing this or what? Boys, I just I don't know anything about it. Well, let's let's go. I got the stats on my phone. It's happening. I don't want to fuck the fearmongering if you want to. It's just turned out to

be a It's turning out to be a thing, dude,

what does that say? Corona virus. Global Death Toll Surpasses 3000 as cases sore At least 89,000 global cases have been reported. My guess is it's under reported overall deaths. Tolstedt Death toll stands at 3000 w h o The World Health Organization warns the risk of global spread is very high. Ah, global spread death death toll on Iran is really going up. So we've got to meet some countries that are under major soul. Iran is one of them. It's getting very bad in Italy right now. It's getting pretty bad in cases in South Korea exceed 4000. Um so I have

a question. I think I may have asked us on the podcast before. You know, you walk around the airport anywhere in public and you see people wearing the face masks.

How effective are these millimeter paper? Thin face masks preventing a life threatening illness. Surgeon General urges

the public to stop buying face mass. The surgeon general on Saturday warned that mass were not effective in preventing the general public from contracting the Corona virus. Um

I mean, you have this scares the New York Times. I Oh, shit, Like at all I know you. I know a mark that the e mails Are you scared at all? I mean, are you Is there any worrying your

I know, I know I should be

I don't

know. I no way should be right, because with those cases here l A case just broke out in Cleveland, Ohio. Apparently it became interspecies out getting human and give you whatever. Now it's personal, and I know I should be. But for some reason when I am at the NASCAR event or some party here in l. A, not only do I not give a shit about it No,

no, e, Let's Let's let's look at the numbers. The numbers air relative are Arlo Okay? Even I believe even in comparison, the stars from the recent one and more so when you look back at something serious is the pandemic that Spanish flu of 1918 1919. I don't remember exactly how that started, but God forbid we go back to that. I don't know if people know this, but during the Spanish flu of 1919 I believe the year was 3 to 5% off the global population died. 3 to 5% of the global population died. 50 million people between 50 and 100 million people I've seen I've seen estimates as high as 100 million. What

about World War Two? I mean, that was a play you talking about like actual war. But there's there's nothing like a viral

inferno this biggest die. This is the big infected. An estimated 500 million people. About 1/3.

The look of the bubonic plague was it was it was

but the black death, 30 60% of your.

So here's the difference

between it was about the same in terms of actual

numbers. In fact Oh, my God. Here's the difference between then and now. Madison Internet, like you. You didn't

know got Corona virus called Google.

Think about we. No way ahead of time that there's

something. It's not that, Mac. It's medicine. Medicine helps. Don't get me wrong. You're going. I broke my leg. I bandaged it up with some. Yeah, that's great.

I'm glad you were able to extract those ones and zeros and pull him out. E mean, just knowing about is half the battle, like from you are well aware. Like, Oh, I shouldn't go to Wuhan.

But what are we doing?

What are okay? Yes, Yes. I'll take that minor precaution and a TTE this point. I'm not go to China. Not only cause the Corona virus, because I'm not

getting

it. If it's the 15 hundreds and you have to get word to me by newspaper like bro, I don't really sure, but like, Okay, so we all know the Corona viruses actually like seriously affecting a handful of people at least enough to raise a red flag. Are you doing anything at home, or are you like me and my friends? We're maybe we're just too lazy or ignorant or sheltered where we are.

Like I envy

the person who is taking extreme precautionary measures and will not get the Corona virus because of you. Like that motherfucker who

has this hand sanitizer? George, Uh, it's not gonna be on your hands. It's respiratory spray. And the biggest fear right now is something called community spread. And so and so at first, it's just as of three days ago, CDC saying community spread before that they were like, Yo, don't travel to affected areas. Don't be around infected people. Now what's happening is you're having people saying I have no idea how I got this. I was not near anyone that was sick. I haven't traveled to Wuhan. I haven't been to Iran and I have the Corona virus. People don't know how they're getting it.

They're just getting that's bad. And, well, that's the biggest thing. When, when w. H. O. And CDC gets involved in saying, yeah, this community spirit starting a community spread, Um,

listen, I'm gonna wrap it up like hopefully we can get this under control. Hopefully, we have some sort of cure. Some vaccine for the Corona virus warranties. It's It's not something. It's not some you mean My comrades are interested in contracting.

I was like, talk. I mean, I'm not fucking skate like there's people. There's been some Internet person has been pushing this fear narrative. I mean, chill the fuck out, but But also wash your hands and don't get coughed on

Stay away from people that'll help. Ah, you Lotte! Here Is this a bubble that's going out and like having their being be going to Topanga exploring this weekend just told me and showed me how much more there is to the world. Yeah, this place is beautiful, has everything but ah, very much the Hotel California vibes where we're here. Yeah, like in and see, you know, like your could have whatever you like, but you could never leave like it's kind of like what it's like we all have to create, will

do one thing talking about the Eagle song. By the way, I don't know California.

We don't really get out that much. Like it's kind of a lot of like hanging out here and then going todo more lately. More lately, there's a lot of culture going on last week, especially going like that NASCAR race and whatnot. But now you're really definitely staying around here a lot. And then if we leave here, we're going to like a dinner at some place where you guys know the owners and then, ah, go to a club where we stand there and not talk to anyone or do talk to people. But like, you know,

I agree with you completely. We kind of have been. We have been spending a lot of time hunkered down, making content. Even if you look at the content, it's the same cast and characters, which is which is which is great. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but But, you know, to your point, I think a lot. There's a lot. A lot of it has to do with our work ethic, not drinking, not one of the party not really wanting to spend time with people unless there's some sort of symbiotic value there. There's a lot of people in this city that hey,

maybe they find value in these random meet ups, you know, Let's get coffee. Hey, you want to meet up for coffee for 15 minutes, talk about this thing and and so that that let's meet up for coffee for 15 minutes to talk about this thing I'm working on has been a general, uh, rite of passage for years. For decades. Right? If you hit up me or Logan or other people in this camp and say, Hey, man, you wanna meet up for coffee and talk about the same working on Where's the deck? It's gonna get looked at by our entire crew. We're going to scour over that ship before we walk out of this house.

And if we meet, you better not have Corona main thing. The main. If you have Corona virus, we meet for coffee only pissed. There's a lot

to see. There's a lot more than we could be doing. I really recommend, like getting Airbnb and we'll go on. You don't wanna grab a charm this week. We did. I didn't I didn't I had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun, and there's so much so much in L. A. It's not. I regret that. Yeah, I, uh I think I'm thrown in my hat for for coasters. Dude,

that was a coaster, huh?

No, I I've gone on a plethora of coasters now, in my adult days and every time

in motion

sickness runs in my family. Not like the car, but, like my mom doesn't like roller coasters. I used to love him. Now I'm getting I'm getting old. I'm about to turn 25. So what the fuck is having a res gang gang Game skirt was good. I got booty called by four girls on Saturday.

You don't put up Nope. Show you going around certain you got booty called by four girls

or, ah, full transparency. I have not, uh, I have not had sex, you know, in a while, which is good because I've been so focused. But it's also it's also so not in a non pretentious not do she way. It is a very like foreign thing for me to thio be focused on myself in my work as much as I am, and I noticed on the weekends, especially when you are focused when you're when you're not trying to fuck, is when everyone else is out there working the way we talked about this on the show. You know, we've when you're in a relationship, Suddenly every girl wants to have sex with you.

And when you're single, no one does it Heads. You're probably experiencing that like crazy right now. So, yeah, just this weird phenomenon. I have to get that wrap my head around, and, uh

I mean, you got some Wait, don't You've been called a really bad cough right now. I think the fever that throws it, But I mean beaver, it's what? No, no, no. If you have a fever and start worrying Um, yeah, but you, uh you know, I mean, what point you start ejaculating. You don't know. Oh,

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