Hello and welcome to my dad wrote a porno. The footnotes. It's Christmas Day. I have a great day. It's about to get even better because we're putting your questions to the author himself. Mr. Rocky Flintstone, James and Alice. How you doing? Very good. Very well. Merry Christmas, everybody. I'm not spending with Rocky. That doesn't surprise me. So, guys,

as you know, we asked you for questions to Rocky fence done in. Um, we sent them to him. He has got back to us with all of his answers. Are you ready? Yes. We've got loads of questions we did. I know there was. There was a lot to sift through Onda a lot off the same. A lot of the same kind of themes people want to know. Inspiration? Exactly. Maybe. Why is question also like how Dwyane Here. This that sort.

Who do I call for therapy? Well, that's precisely so. Rocky has been unfiltered in his response. He really has. I mean, should we just get on with it? Because I feel like people are on tenterhooks. So the first question is from Luke on Twitter, and he's asked the question that we've all been asking since episode one of my dad wrote a porno. Why? I just want you to hear a good place to start. Why the hell did we have? Why? It's true. We don't know.

I'm interested to hear his answer. Prepare to be disappointed. So Dad emailed. Hi, Luke. It was a rainy day in England, and I just finished my income

tax form. Theo,

Theo is a story itself, So I thought I'd do a bit of writing. In a similar vein, Belinda actually started off as my income tax inspector. Oh, I'm not a bad idea. Looking back on, it might develop that theme in a new Siri's. I think both we've been invited into the thought process of Rocky Flintstone. Congratulations, Luke. Sorry, You don't get a cut. Hence all of the business and leadership way saw glimpses of it. But now it makes sense. It makes no sense. So Belinda is based on Rocky's tax inspector.

Has he met his tax inspector? I don't know. Do you meet your Is tax inspector a job? What? Detective? So you go question one down, but that's it. That was it. I told you there was absolutely no answer. that'll. Great question. Do question to you is from Nick Hynek Hynek. And he said, What celebrity do you think Belinda most closely resembles? Oh, yeah.

You know what we think? Megan Fox. We thought for the casting. Yeah. So Dad thinks he says hi, Nick. And that's a really easy one for me to answer. I can see her now on the beach. Bikini clad. It's Jane. It's Jane Rizzoli. Celebrity celebrity, Russian family. He says Angie Harmon so called sister of Mark in N C. I s Oh, good.

Hey. Loves. And it's a crime show. It's a tax Inspector service. Can somebody please Google Jane Rizzoli. Can we spell it, please? Yeah, I temples that. Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks. Rizzoli's okay, this is Jane Rizzoli. Oh,

yeah, and I can actually see Hello. Uh, I can see that back. And I'm sorry. I just lost the contract. It's Jane's. That should be cheap in the making as well. Great. Now she's gonna wanna d'oh Jane Rizzoli in that dark hair draped across the encourage. Anyone listening to Google? Jane Rizzoli? Yeah. She's a rave in suddenly, searches for Jane Rizzoli go upon Christmas Day and no one knows what. So question over three from Chandler E.

And that question is just one word. Symbols question mark symbol that the symbols that were painted on Belinda in by Peter Rouse, I presume, Saraki says, Hi, Stanley. I thought it was okay to use symbols. The guy who taught me to write cough cough. Stephen King uses them now and again. So I thought, If Steve, he's such a golden staff, If Stephan do it, what happened? Do it. Also,

it's that libelous because I feel like Stephen King would want to distance himself. Don't blame Stephen King for this. No, it's because Stephen King wrote a book that Dad basically red that's inspired him to write. Is it called Stephen Blink? I wish the Which book is that, please? So Rocky continues. Here's a tip on the top steps. Book on writing A member of the craft is not a bad way to jizz up your writing skills. Look what it did for May. What is he talking about? I love these answers are literally stream of consciousness is less edited. Them Belinda. Yeah, And also,

how are we less informed from getting the answers to the questions We thought this would clear things up. It hasn't It's just made things even more writing skills and some woman in a bikini is all of it. Charlotte Feinberg asks what constitutes a youngish questions? We were like, we thought the late fifties definitely Rocky says, Hi, Charlotte. Great name demand. If I use it in a plot. Oh, goodness, I don't think she agreed to that. That's a saying in some published author circles that you're was young is the partner you're with. You know where he is? Who says that? So I'd say,

as long as they're breathing and enjoy and live life to the full, be a rocket rocket. Those are fans of Rocky. So as long as you're alive, you're young, your young ish. So I think he's like you're as young as you feel was basically what I understand. This is just a string of symbolises is King would know what to make of this, but I don't Soccer says Water. Rockies literary influences. Good question. Can't wait to hear the answer to this Rocky. I have to be really honest. A good bottle of Australian chardonnay from little, followed by a couple of G Auntie's from Gordon's YSL. The influence Belinda brands in To see what We got some free stuff.

He can't get any free stuff. So I guess he's just basically drunk when he writes it. Brilliant there his literary influences about the wife of a June. He's a brilliant I'm learning absolutely zero. It's like a chapter, A little blinks over, but worse, that's possible. But it's better cause they're shorter. Daisy has asked Who does he most identify with in the book In terms of character? And he said, I identify most with Sir James Godwin referred, basically nothing from a CZ. He pulls the shots and is closer to my age. He pulls the shots so also calls the shots, but he doesn't pull the shots.

Maybe Rocky, you know the whole thing with the master plan is coming clean. Maybe kind of Rocky made it clear in his head, but has never actually put like, explained on paper. Well, I did say I thought it would be about James God, yeah, and he actually just goes on to say you get to him or about him and Books 23 and 44 books, books, guys To date So you go. So we're gonna be trapped in my spare room. Next is really loud boiler for at least three more ball, Richter said. Day Rocky, have you no shame?

It's good question. Rocky. Hi Wrecked. No capitals past the Chardonnay. I feel like Rocky was drunk when he wrote these answers. Probably, Simon has asked. How many times is Rocky come across road signs that weren't true to their word, of course. Oxfordshire Road Sign. Trixie, Rocky says. Hi, Simon. No, I'm not stupid,

I can't think, Simon said. I can quickly work out that you work for the highways agency, and this is a trick question. I'm going to be very diplomatic and say the 7 to 9, most of which were in Northwest Island. I bet in Northwestern people move them around so they like the way rooms like pranksters in Northwest Island, are notoriously Marky. Mark says. My question is market marking the funky bunch actually, Mark Walberg? His question is, why amaze? Why all the possible places to set three chapters in? Why amaze? I'm not sure I'm with Marky Mark on this.

I think that was genius. But go on Well, Rocky says Hi, Marky. Have you ever been to amaze? You idea that, to say the least? Amazing, though that is a classic dad joke. Seriously, though, I have to admit my local maze maze was the reason for these three chapters Amazes in one made out of a maze Now when we opened the Belinda Blinks Blast theme park in tooting How much of the rides? What would you have like the thing The rivet roller coaster, The Pomegranate Mountain Belinda Large black dildo Belinda Blinks Blast Theme park in tooting We're going to have a maze. Well, you can bring your girlfriend and have some fun Girlfriend I'll try and get you some camps.

It doesn t o wants to open a theme park. That's new novel. It's also not happening. Those are your questions. I hope you glean something from them more than we did on. Before we go, we have sourced the blurb for Syria's two of my dad wrote a porno with Belinda. Blink to love. These have sourced. Are you ready? Yeah. Dragged it off the internet. Where's this going to go? I'm excited. Okay. You ready?

As you know from Belinda. Blinked one. Belinda is a sales director of Steals, Pots and Pans, based in central London. She's the expert in cracking the most difficult of accounts. She does this by removing her high heels. Belinda Blink to continues her adventures. This time she travels to Amsterdam Ah, where she meets her first large international client. We're going international way up some who's based in Amsterdam again. Peter. I also think I think it's good around here. She is literally carpeted by Dr Peter Robbins, who was in charge of contracts and Peter's but with P I T E l. That offer is that foreign?

Sorry, she's carpeted. What does that mean? Floored. Does he mean like I'm bowled over? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I hope so. Or sexually. So she actually car has sex on the carpet under no carpet burns show whether not my place to ask. Assisted by his secretary Helga. Russian names unanswered. Um, assisted by his secretary, Helga Belinda makes it through to her evening out on the town with managing director and chairman Peter Rouse.

He's Peter. I love the fact that he's here gives us a little moment of reassurance. At an exclusive restaurant, Belinda meets the influential Russian Griego Kurlansky and his personal assistant, Laura Alexandra, cuts nets off. Can I just say what I said about the blood for Book one? This isn't a blurb. This is the full story thing out, like one of those trailers, right? Just tells you everything is gonna happen. Kurlansky introduces Belinda to the Countess Zara of Leningrad, who gives way Start now, also, who gives her a Russian Dutch style introduction to her group of contacts.

I love a Russian Dutch style introduction. What is that? Vodka in a windmill? I think it's gin in the vagina that's very, very much in Oxford Chef. Eventually, Belinda gets back to her office in London, where she deals with the potential sales staff resignation in her own stylistic way, she shags, I'm shot. You're not going anywhere. Do you think it's one of the regional sales managers? Actually, Wow. So we've pretty much got the whole plot there. Well,

Blender continues her goal of getting in the business by getting off with a major players in the male dominated world of big business. Read and learn, read and learn, don't learn anything seriously, and also that's just not read. I didn't understand the last line, but then I never do perfect. I think it sounds perfect for book, too. Love he's written for, though he's turning, turning them out. So this is it. Thank you so much for listening to Siri is one of my dad wrote a porno. We really, really appreciate you all listening. Getting involved with Rocky and Belinda blinked a filler invented 2015 and style semen up. Saddam. See that?