the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Jamie, why are we here? We're here because my dad's in the corner. That's written. Report. Erotic literature. Previously on my Dad wrote a porno beside It's at two rounds of what looked like turkey sandwiches with vigor. Similar, similar comparable Vicar Slam your body down and similar is a reference stone. Grandma, Nana, I apologize in advance. Okay, Pearl Pebbles,

black people. Hi, guys. It's poor. No day again my dad wrote a porno is back. I'm here with James and Alice again. Hi way We should say hello to the blinkers, which are blinkers. Never gonna take off. I think it already has taken that she has anyone even called himself. I mean, he's really, really rammed home. Hashtag Paula Day and finally people like Okay, fine. Hashtag today has taken off.

People have succumbed to porno day, but blinker is it burning occurs. So the first half of Belinda's so Belle Belle and then the last half of blinkers. So Belle blinkers blinkers, like any good joke, takes quite a lot of explaining. Also, it's like Justin Bieber's believers. Lazio gets money jobs anyway, everyone, He's still listening. Welcome back. Can you guys believe that we are on the penultimate chapter of Blend? Blinked. It's mental, right?

It feels like a long time coming. Does it feel like it's time for it to wrap up? No. God, no. Well, nothing's actually happened. That's the weird thing. Do you think it's gonna be two chapters of just pure action now? I hope no fingers crossed. Counts of pure action on your right. Yeah. Painstaking admin in steals pops me Well, that, you know, the book is starting to change.

People's lives changed. Everyone's desensitized to sex. But apart from that and it's my dad and my whole family dynamics completely should more often I don't feel like we never bring That has become so normal to us all. Now we've kind of forgotten and even I've kind of forgot. Yeah, so you're screwed. So that's how it changed your life. There lies. We've had an email from a girl who said her friend lost her virginity because off this podcast Fuck, I'm not even joking. Sure, this would stop people from having sex. So her friend, this is great birth control. I thought we were doing something for the planet. Yeah,

I've always seen it as contraception. Overpopulation will kill us all. Her friend has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for three years. They've never had sex. And you start to get a bit nervous about it, You know, about a lot. And they started listening to my Deborah Cordner together. I don't know if he's being serious. I can't tell this is on me too. I'm for real. I thought this is really and it kind of broke down the barriers of, you know, they started laughing all these sexual scenarios and things like this, and it kind of made sex less intimidating for them both. What's sex?

Totally fine. But do not use this as some kind of guy. This is very much of what not to do. So please don't tell me that they, like, built their own leather room or something. He grabbed herself explaining on she's now in hospital, but yes. Oh, because of because of Belinda and her sexy ways, Well, it made them realize sex is okay. That is the most bizarre and happy story. I mean, considering that sex is never okay, in this book.

Oh, what lovely story. And with that I think it's going with the book that's so weird as well, because there was that other email where that person felt really intimidated by business. They spoke, inspired them to start their own business and turn over 3.4 million in parts and a huge and skillets. We've got an email from Mr La Cruz. He is a huge fund. What is today's chapter called Jamie? Well, as we said last week, it is a bit of ah charged chapter title because it's called The Duchess Comes Clean. Yes, this is an ambiguous title. If I recall, it might just mean that she actually has a shower and physically cleans herself.

Of all of the know, it probably would be the sort of mundane thing that was Chapter three stages Jo's filling word count. Okay, so Belinda blinked. Chapter 13 the duchess comes clean. It was 6 30 in the morning when Belinda awoke from her deep sleep. The receptionist had left at 2 30 giving her a much needed four hours sleep. There was much to do, and certainly no time for breakfast, even if it were being served by the very sexually fulfilled night receptionist called Sam. Is that the young Oh my God, Sam

things in the name of the guy I

wanted to know for about four chapters on this guy's had always be the youngest man. Thio, you just nonchalantly slips in. So I think I think that was funny. Jim Stern, Sam the youngish man slashed the night receptionist. Also yet. Why is the night receptionist serving breakfast? He should be going home. Or he should at least have his job title change. He does receptionist day or night. This time Belinda, dressed in one of her simple one piece black work, dresses with matching lace bra and panties. Sorry, this is the most covered up she's ever been. What do you mean?

One people address is always in one piece. Unless it's got that. The bra and panties attack just like jumps into it. Yeah, it was really cheap shirts that you could get from Prime Mark that have like a T shirt. So what do you think it is all as one? Yeah, this kind of the classiest she's dressed so far. I think she's dressed, which is I think we'd all agree an improvement. Her plan was very simple. Always is. She would get back to the motel, released the duchess's ankles from the yellow handcuffs, take her back to the chairman's house, where she could collect her company car and get into work for nine.

A few things. There's no way those handcuffs are keeping the duchess on the bed like those plastic anchors and Linda snap them in hard. Linda is the hole. Yeah, I guess the Duchess is an older lady, but like still, if you were dead Hey, I'm just the Rockies words, not mine. So she's attached to the bed. Still had kind of forgotten, actually, I thought, she's just dozing, but Belinda Color wants to make good. She wants toe.

Yeah, like return her, get her car, Get to work for nine. Nerva doesn't even need to be there at 9 a.m. To remember. She funnies around two hours. You get 11 spine, and also, I think if a day in Lou was ever called for, it's like he has a hole in the ice with up working from home. I think it explains a lot of Belinda's success. The duchess could then collect her trailer from the motel and continue her sex life as she wanted. Or life must go to continue my sex life. So I also love, like pick up a trailer so it makes it sound like so those two things are not compatible. Hitching your wagon and your sex life.

Is that the trailer that's got the sofa in the gin and tonic lounge as a bit of sex den? Actually, so she just travels around the country with that, just luring women into it sniffs that smooth look signed for some of faith. It's like a ready, upmarket colony, so the duchess could then collect her trailer from the motel and continue her sex life she wanted, but without her involvement. Thank you. Evelyn was done with it. Don't like to extricate myself from the self situation. Belinda would also reluctantly return the horse riding outfit, which had served her extremely well all Sunday evening. Reluctantly returned, you stole it, so she's all road borrowed.

A five month. The traffic was non existent as she left the horse, and jockey Sam had obviously gone to kitchen duty, so no time was lost in saying farewell. Does some ever not work? No. Oh, my God. It's like a little machine is a worker bay for Oliver Twist. The company was picking up the tab on the overnight room and meals. So she got off to a good start, though said she wasn't coming back first. She quickly moated through the beautiful Oxfordshire countryside. I have a feeling it's set. Did it say something about congratulations you're in. You're in a marriage.

You know, it was a university town. A shire. Jamie the shire. Sorry. University shire. She quickly motored through the beautiful Oxfordshire countryside to the motel where she'd left the duchess attached to her bed. The horse box was still in the parking spot where she had left it on the motel room. Looked quiet, but it would. At 6 30 in the morning, Belinda jumped out of the big vehicle and entered the room in the bedroom. She found the duchess where she'd left her, albeit her makeup. Now smear toe hell, this'll be Gloria.

Faith. Belinda switched off the bedside light and gently shook the duchess away. She's still fast asleep. Just imagine like a rag doll like Come on, wake up. Three fair He does say gently, but I can't imagine it's that gently. No, on the bed you've come back to release me was the first word she murmurs. It's like shit. Fairy tale Prince Charming. Well, with that monster prick, she's still wearing that problem. You should have a rocking at home. You've come back to release me was the first word she murmured.

Yes, Set, Belinda equally is softly, but you must understand that I was your sex servant. So now you are mine. The nine that you can't be having sex. Oh, she's running around. And I was your sex servant. So now you're my sex servant. That's gonna be a really like, vicious cycle to get outof happened to just turning the other cheek Exactly from cheek. 01 of the four. The Dutch just started to sob. I do not blame her tears of joy. I always knew it would come to this thing.

This is what she's gonna come clean. I have to tell you, I was a very reluctant player in this erotic game. Reluctant is not the way I desire wanted throughout the crop. She could've just brought it in the back to her hotel and made her a lovely cup of tea. Could've played Scrabble. There's a lot between what they did on what they could have done. If you're reluctant, you don't make a horse box with the sofa on poor Virginia and tonic, gin and tonic would say that was premeditated. I mean, unless you just whipped up 60 minute makeover style, then, yeah, I mean, he does dress a lot like Laurence.

Llewelyn Bowen's a lot flamboyant. I was a very reluctant player in this erotic game. They left me no choice in the end, his guy on. And now here I am. Who the Illuminati think Rocky's a memory, a luminosity. He does have great power. Wait a second. This anything to do with what was he called The knight of the realm. So I was the James. God willing things do this, James got wind. This is bigger than all of us. Things goes right to the top. Wait,

Do you mean not just kitchenware? Do you mean like you left me no choice in the end? And now here I am a sex servant to you, Miss Belinda. Excuse me. Could do a lot worse. And Belinda actually. And I don't like to defend Belinda, but don't turn your nose up about being a sex life to Belinda. And also don't call him Miss Belinda. Miss Belinda, I couldn't possibly miss Belinda. Belinda. Blink way. Promise you take a layer off when she said it. Boys shirts,

all gay. Scared. Oh, gross. Belinda blinked. Was this whole episode of game organized by somebody else? What? This episode was there a master planner behind all of the Tom bowed of activities and the ramifications they were producing? If there is, what is their plan? What possible outcome were they hoping to achieve? It certainly couldn't be coincidence that she, Bella and Giselle we're the ones to be maid servant. Are you so sick? So what do you mean? Of course?

Is this getting like, self referential? Is he about to go on the man behind it all was Rocky Flintstone with the divorce, if you will. We talked about this Rocky writing himself into the booth at the moment. It certainly couldn't be coincidence that she, Bella and Giselle we're the ones to be maid servants. Perhaps the duchess knew more than she was telling. Yeah, what? She's about to tell you. She just said I gotta be straight with you. She needed to proceed softly. She needed the duchess on her side. If you can call me Miss Belinda, that I will happily call you my lady.

Is this a good start to unequal relationship between us? I think is the Duchess English? This this is Belinda speaking. Why is she calling a mess? Belinda, please. I think she thinks it's like sexy orbit of titillation on what she says. She's sobbing, sexy. Also no equal. Miss Belinda and my lady. I think so. Yes, I know. So. Oh,

how I do this'll is ludicrous. Think so? What? No, I think that no gift. A pole in the hugging a hunky you want James. Isn't it gonna hanky great night in for James? Oh, how I do want to be a sexual servant to you, Miss Belinda. I just want you to fuck me hard with my beautiful black leather dealt you? Yeah. You were saying about the master bar? Also, she's got from sobbing to being like dust off the deal. Though time today.

I just want you to fuck me hard with my beautiful black leather dildo on Respect me for what I am. Ah, happy sex servant to you. It's a beautiful greetings cards. Well, that's fine, I suppose, from your perspective. But what do I get out of this relationship for? People in the sex? Quite clear. But what do I get out of the relationship? Replied Belinda. The duchess thought for a moment. I know that sexually, Um,

a bit over the top age wise, that is. Oh, so having yourself? Yes. I thought you might like a bit flamboyant. Sexually like, you know, the O T. T. Yeah. Not most people you run. She might mean that. I know that sexually, I'm a bit over the top age wise, that is.

But I do assure you I am a fanatical lover. And in my role as your sex servant, I will do your every bidding, fanatical lover. Something says Crazy thing is, I don't know what it is. There's just something about the wording that's making you think run for the hills. I wish we had local ear piece in Villain's Obi like Belinda get out of commission. She's a fanatical ever. Keep on the handcuffs being exactly do know unleash you know, for Belinda, that's green Light Should be Liesel. D'oh! What? Goldberg, She probably And in my role as your sex servant,

I will do your every bidding. I am open to all new sex erotica, and I promise to never disobey you in the sexual act. I will drink your orgasms and eat your vagina all day long until you order me to stop. Bon appetit. I'd order it to stop before she got to the point where she was eating my vagina chewing a lobby. Oh, come on, Drink you orgasm in an impeccable glass. She's insatiable. The Duchess, the Duchess, he or the nipples. Yeah, Yeah, Eat at the China using necessary.

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whole thing's unnecessary, because if the penultimate chapter and we've been through so much, how you still shocked if I I will drink your orgasms and eat your vagina all day long until you order me to stop. Belinda quickly interrupted and said, I get your intentions and they are truly what I need of you if you wish to become my sex servant. But surely a person is well connected to the lineage of Britain. I mean, you being a duchess with all what that means. You try be part withal. What that means, Governor Lady, with all that you own what is nice and expensive? You must have a connections by the bucket, my lady. What? One said Once you start like history, Ergin, I mean, you being a duchess with all what that means. But surely open doors I couldn't dream of ever even encountering right

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a common on class. Yeah, maybe on kind of the hierarchy that we all live in what she's saying. Like I want to be with use for your connections where she's saying people love hearing that. What you think she's saying she is in different worlds. Yeah. There were two different people. No, but I think she wants to be part of the Duchess's world. Oh, she's a little mermaid. Another another. What was it like? How did Rocky describe it in the blood that sat the plush riding set? Oh, Miss Belinda, I adore you so much.

Yes. You met last night. Show no, seriously. Are you two still stopping? I think she's perked up. Actually. Miss Belinda, I adore you so much. Yes, I will be able to introduce you'd into the highest sexual circles in the land. Shouldn't say sexual circle. She just said the higher circles. You just wants to meet partial people. She's put sex in their places. He's got access to poor Dutch.

Oh, you want it for a body? Not the House of Lords. How smart Do you think Belinda wants access to the house of law, actually, Probably should clean up in the air like a fish in a barrel like a rabbit. Belinda bent over Belinda bent over and pulled the plastic handcuffs off the duchess's ankles again. What? Broke them off without K. The duchess stood up and stretched her cramped body. Mmm mmm, mmm. Mmm. Nothing's there. Sexy. Like Cromwell,

Her nipples hardened with her feeling of freedom. And they were now as large as the three inch rivets which had held the whole of the fateful tighter Theo has got nipples. Tell me, is my favorite films so I know exactly what he's talking about. I for guys. Here's a reference I could get on board it so unsexy. So many people died. Why, using and also one of my dad's ancestors died on the Titanic is kind of a tribute what he would have wanted, I think. How moving? Where did his brain guy seriously? Her nipples hardened with the feeling of freedom, and they were now as large as the three inch ribbons which had held the whole of the fateful Titanic together. Theo. The Ship of Dreams,

for fuck's sake. It was massive. It really was three inches. What? How many centimeters in an inch? 2.57 point five centimeters long. Jesus Credit. No, I just want, like, wide I mean for us. So our Oh, good point. Don't know. It doesn't say. I imagine length.

I also love that with freedom. It made her nipples do that. Do you have to do that after, like, I don't know Long Coach journey. You're just like 00 there they go three. Imagine how huge Nelson Mandela's would've been muddy water on. Nobody ever speaks of it. Rocky is the only one that tells the truth. Even was so polite and not mentioned in the water. I mean, it's gray. It's like a real feat for like humankind, but also his naps. Nelson Mandela is. Belinda was drawn to them like a magnet she needed to touch them caressed them,

tightened them with a spanner. She needed to touch them, caressed them and finally suck thumb Taste i n e. The duchess stood still as Belinda fulfilled her desires. Took your nipples basically tweet. Tweet in Bradenton. After two minutes of caressing and sucking, the duchess carefully removed Belinda's one piece black work dress. Just dress if you could. Just a dress, one piece

dress. How does Rocky

think it's in parts like that? Does Wilma? We're like zip off sleeves or like, Is it kind of belt crowed. I'm really not. The duchess carefully removed Belinda's one piece black work dress. She then slowly removed her black lace bra and after a few moments, her panties, panties, It's the worst. Oh, I'm going to say, I think first mention as well knows it was said earlier. Oh, I obviously blocked that out that you mentally blocked it. Please don't repeat that line. Disgusting.

She then slowly removed her black lace bra, and after a few moments, a panty. So he repeats. It clearly said it again. Belinda stepped out of her high heels and guided the duchess back to the bed. I thought it was a to the top of the vagina is the only place you ever guides anyone. And that's the end of Chapter 13 dialogue. Heavy on their terrible dialogue, Heavy and sex light is building up to a big finale. I think things gonna happen in the final chapter, and also the duchess didn't really come clean. Actually, that revelation was never fully explained. Yeah, she's started to reveal that she didn't really want to be the sex slave,

but nothing else. And also she clearly did want to be the sex slave looker. Happy as Larry, do you think like, Attn This point when Rocky was right, it was just like rushing to the end of the book. Now he's like, Just gotta get finished, Get out the door. Did he have a holiday books or anything? Probably. I'm left with more questions than answers so than usual, because there's normally that. But this time we were promised answers, and we never got them. So what are our questions?

What's the master plan? Where's Sam? Why did Belinda not take advantage of the buffet breakfast but did take advantage of Titanic's rivets? Thought was my favorite bit of this chapter. I think that is a genius. Move on. He always He always surprises may put out the bug. Never underestimate Rocky. That is what I've learned. The man deserves a knighthood is true. I'm lobbying for that. So sad. There's only one chapter left. I don't know what I'm gonna do once it's over. You know, I'm hoping that I can rebuild some sort of father son dynamic with life.

I think he's working on more material and you just have to kind of break it down again. We're gonna hang out once the podcast is till I see no reason. Let's just be one of those secret, like in the future. We just pretend it never happened. This is just a crazy seven. We have the time. Next week is the finale, but we should stress about that very special Christmas Day bonus episode on. We need you guys to help us without because we basically want your questions for Rocky. They could be about anything, literally, anything. The Titanic. If you want to know more about the history of the Titanic, maybe you want to know what the recipe is for the turkey sandwiches.

Oh, yeah, My question is gonna be? What? What is the master plan? Where we might find that out next week. So by Christmas day, you'll know the master plan, and you'd be like, caught. And I know that I'm going to film a question her stepmother, and you can submit your questions by going to our website. My dad wrote a porno dot com forward slash questions and just submit them. Rocky eagerly awaits those questions, I'm sure. Oh,

yeah, He's raring to go, actually. So he has a question. His own book will set aside the writing for five minutes to the questions and then come back. Yeah. Five minutes is at least a book and 1/2. So see you next week for a lifelong guys. Yeah. Thanks for listening, everybody you got on your watch, Titanic. Now I really D'oh!