the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Jamie, why are we here?

We're here because my dad's in a porno that's written. Report. Erotic literature.

Previously on my dad wrote a porno. I don't know

how I'd feel if my dad wrote porn. I think it's a bit of fun is in there for a 60 year old man just right

about So the 60 year old man in question is your dad. We will be referring to him by his pen

name. His pen name is Rocky Flintstone. Belinda blinked. It wasn't a dream. The job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse underneath. She was wearing a skimpy black thong and sexy black stockings, which she didn't apologize

for Theo. Number of times I felt the need to apologize, and I just happen about Wes skimpy underwear. But

then there was now feeling exposed with only a bra and thong left, she thought total nakedness was not far away. And then what? And then what escape? I spent two coming back and doing Chapter two with May. My dad wrote a porno just in case You're new to the podcast. My dad has written a porno or an erotic novella called Belinda Blinked, and we are gonna be reading it together and critiquing it as we go. So today is chapter two, James. Thanks. Going back and doing that didn't scare you off from the first chapter. Good to know, Jamie. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Alice, How are you feeling? You prepared? I

mean, I would miss it for many things that just happened that tonight was quite free.

You love it. Really.

I love it. I love it. I spent a lot off my time talking about this book. I, um, evangelical about it from chapter one. Unlike many books, I was drawn in tow. A level off slight obsession. And I haven't read a book since a proxy A nine

To kill a Mockingbird.

That's myself.

Reading history. This will be on the G. C s C syllabus before. And have you either of you bought the book yet or you kind of waiting and experiencing each chapter as we go on this podcast?

Oh, yeah. I don't want the temptation of reading it myself. Okay. Yeah. Reading along baby 1 99

Jamie. That's true. It's a bargain.

We're not even joking is available if you want. If you do want to literally read along like a kind of Disney singalong,

you should just Google Belinda blend. Just

do that and it will pop up rather like Belinda's breasts and Chapter one.

Surprisingly, it'll be top of the Google search

just to establish. Last time we read Chapter one, what we now know is that we have this incredible protagonist, Belinda. She's had a job interview. She's got the sales job off her dreams on. She's done that by basically stripping off a nodding for what seemed like an hour to an hour and 1/2. I'm blinking. She blinked

and lesbian sex

with the receptionist. She did have a little fumble in the dark with Giselle,

but not with Tonia. So I think that may be about to happen. Knows

it was some good old fashioned naked fun.

Yeah, and very PG 13. I wouldn't take my 13 year old to see the film of it.

I was gonna say, Don't ever become a father like your father. Okay, so today we're gonna reach up to two Yes, we're gonna find out loads more about Belinda and about her life in her new job. We presumed she got the job.

I feel I feel like we're gonna know her a bit better after chapter. So I think that's all we could

hope for. I mean, without further reduce. Should we delve into Chapter two is what everyone wants. Are

we ready? What's it called? Chapter two is called the Leather Room. I think it's gonna be a sex room. Let's

let's face it. I mean, I don't think it's just leather because it's cheap

and durable. I'm so excited. Okay, so Belinda blinked. Chapter two, the Leather Room. Three weeks later, Belinda had settled into most of the administration part of the job, but was still to get to grips with the large customer base at her new sales force. It was a typical wet, dismal Thursday afternoon at the office, and tomorrow Friday was her first regional sales meeting, where she would discuss sales with her four regional managers.

Just a game, wet day, weather wise, or she's wet because we have this. Belinda,

you have to ask. I like the clarification that Friday is the day after

you know what? Sometimes you've got to get the basics

in there. I mean, people were complaining that Chapter one was light on the facts. So, you know, we've got a lot of exposition here asking that is very apt. Money at the top of the chapter doesn't go straight

into it like before. By this point last time she was absolutely bone naked.

The town hall clock could just shine. Three when Giselle called her to Tony's office, who checks the time

by the town hall for a major conglomerate in what many French town is she actually

based? Belinda checked the sun dial afternoon, Belinda said. Tony, there's a very senior company event on Sunday at our chairman's Country house barbecue and all that. Where tennis gear Very casual. No. And I repeat no undergarments

or brother. I love these ditched brassiere from Chapter one. He's like now we're down to brought also very casual. We just had tennis gear, which to me is quite formal. That's a very specific dress code, but no bras. So she's gonna be plunging all over the shop

if she's actually gonna be playing turn itself, therefore arise. Belinda looked up now. Intrigued, Tony smiled and said, You'll understand when you get there. Sorry, I think we all understand what's gonna

happen when there's no ambiguity there. Don't wear pants in a brawl, dresses a tennis girl. I know what's gonna

happen. I'll get Giselle to book you a room for Sunday night at the local hotel. It's called the Horse and Jockey. It's probably best if you check in before you get to the old man's place. Belinda nodded. I can certainly rearranged my shopping trip to Saturday. Oh, and I'm not bother purchasing any thongs or because she wears them for a day, then chucks

them in the bin. It she's doing a picture yourself to ASDA.

She smiled sweetly and told, You left good. Go through to my leather room Master, get Giselle

because you just go. Oh, yeah, sure. Second on that

totally opened what looked like a normal cupboard door in the corner of his office and switched on some delicate

lighting. Delicate lighting is it's like the elegant coat rack of Chapter one favor your dad's obsessed with like an inappropriate objective. Yeah, also items in the room when they're supposed to be like at it. He gets really distracted by, So he's like a lovely short pile carpet. I know we want the action. Flintstone

furniture fetish. That's what it is. Also, I like his. His love of bond is coming through here with the secret door. Belinda went in and the door shut behind her. Wow, she thought Tony wasn't joking. This was her first visit to this part of the offices on the entire room, including the floor was covered in exquisite leather tiles. They must have cost

a fortune. Leather tiles famously do. Does every

office have a leather room?

And I just don't know. But it's like a prayer room at an airport.

There was no other furniture except an extremely sophisticated and expensive drinks cabinet

in Exam three of the objective.

Elif, there is in the room, wall to ceiling leather tiles. Covenant, yes, What does he get up to in here? She thought sex. Belinda was wiped clean, but Linda realized I'd have to say it's one points out. Realized is spelt with his head, but Linda realized that she might find out sooner than she bargained for anyway. What did it matter? She had been surprised that you hadn't come on to her since that final interview. After all, he was a good looking single guy and was very professional in its approach to the business.

He's not professional. I'm sorry. Things of profession ality

With his astute guidance, she had successfully installed herself a sales director and was now preparing her strategy on some major accounts. Again. With his help, Belinda thought about Giselle. She was probably Tony's preferred taste of women five years younger than herself, a 24

which means five years younger than 29. Yeah, great. Nothing should be plunging it. 29 28.

Giselle was blonde, not dark. Like Belinda. She was Tony's P A and right hand man, foreign of Dutch nationality and probably the successor to Tony as empty. In four or five years when Tony moved up in the company hierarchy,

I've seen nothing in Giselle that would suggest that she could be MD of any company. How

was a P? A gonna be the theme? How small is this company? I haven't worked in the company structure before. Maybe just once.

He has you. He was a salesman for money is Oh, that is coming through. Yeah, I think it is, isn't it? It is in depth knowledge of sales.

Belinda was no interested in becoming empty, so no conflict could ever exist between

her and Giselle. Don't worry. There's no risk of

that. I mean, that is a sign post right there.

Is she interested in then? Yeah. What's her ambition?

If he doesn't want to be MD? Oh, hang on. The next sentence gives us a little bit more on this. Belinda was not interested in becoming nd so. No conflict could ever exist between her and Giselle. This was probably a good thing for her longevity with the outfit. So she doesn't have ambition then or at least not

to become the MD. But I would advise to Belinda to dream bigger because she's shown that she's got the chutzpah to do the job. You know, she didn't just take a bar off, open her legs up on a run of liquid, trickle down a lower left thigh.

That's exactly what

that's exactly what happened, isn't it? I'm thinking of different book,

but then those thoughts were interrupted when the door opened and Giselle walked in. Hi, Belinda. What you think of his fucking leather room quotation mark

actually been the title of the chapter yourself manners. And also, why does everyone walk into the room and go, Oh, Giselle, Tony! Oh, Belinda. Whether not surprised by everyone's presence,

well, she is in the other room. Well, it's a surprising place to be. Belinda smiled and said, I could do with a drink, couldn't well, just walked over to the drinks cabinet, poured too stiff gin and tonics, and started to stroke Belinda's tits with her long

fingers.

How did stroke with a thinking

that your scratch? Yeah, I'm just picturing her like grotty like nicotine stained talons.

I bet yourself got those like long extension.

There re tacky

one French manicure stone. Anyone with those white things are talked. The nails. I'm no fan. You said your boy Belinda felt herself respond and took a swift drink while she still could.

What does your dad think happens when you're aroused? Oh, my throat's closed

up. So maybe you think should be drinking other things.

God, it's your dad. Jamie. No, I'm sorry for you.

Unasked. She put

Italian teacher sells mouth. Oh,

my God. So sorry. Unmasked. Belinda Stick stuck her tongue in yourselves mouth. Yeah, that tastes good, said Jizo.

She said Yeah,

and she removed Belinda's jacket and skirt. Belinda slipped the straps of gazelles, dress down her arms and, in a swift movement, removed the whole dress.

How? Like a tablecloth. I think we remember the swift, rapid movement from Chapter one with

the bra. Yes, but let's let the straps of Giselle's dress down to her arms and a swift movement removed the whole dress. Very professional. Belinda such

ISO professional. What

nothing about this

is Professor. What's the job? Why is she being professionalized?

Sedges out? She again turned her attention to Belinda's tits. Give him another good

scratch will be in tatters. Ribbons.

It's only took just a second to remove Belinda satin blouse and push up bra cups. Oh, to remove Belinda satin blouse and push up. Brock

is gone. It was removed in a rapid movement. I know yourselves dress was really thesis,

so this

is the most confusing. Under. I don't have to go item by item because it's sexy. I've got a hard on stop the tape. So what is that? I'm still confused. Moved the bra cups up. Say it one more time.

It only took just a second to remove Belinda's satin blouse and push up bra cups

way. Okay, I'm wearing one right now. They're currently covering the boobs. You push them up there so off

in the kind of squashing

the boobs, Well, they're the boobs popped out like acting his

shoulder pads. Maybe she's wearing them as a choker,

but it's still attached to you, so you're not stretching them Catapult style.

Yes, so the breast have plunged out of them from below. And and the broads are hanging around you. You showed your clavicle. I mean, this is sexy

whichever way it's not comfortable.

Belinda's nipple started to swell in anticipation,

throat swelling up the nipples of growing a fever season.

Cassin Puritan Belinda's nipple started to swell in anticipation before Giselle's lips and teeth started to punish them.

Oh God, just so it is off the boobs. Your dad is such a boob man.

Here's think that much have made clear to me.

That's what he always tells me.

Her Belinda's got you by the 45 in the back so she can give

a breath. You need some tiger balm or something isn't she.

It took about as much time for Belinda to unhook Giselle's bra and then slip her knickers to the floor as much time as well. I don't know. It's a brand new paragraph.

We're going so slow. Thing

is a paragraph. It took about as much time for Belinda to unhook Giselle's bra and then slip a

necklace to the floor. But it is a magician is a brand new bargain, even a sensitive.

She's very professional, James. She is very fresh. Giselle definitely stepped out of them and kicked her heels to the side of the room.

Can I end this here? And there were only on Chapter two, but can I initiate a drinking game here?

Oh yeah,

any mention off deftly. That

is a favor, isn't

it? Not deft actions. Any mention off rapid movements, any mention off a nipple abroad or a breast

before chapter. Think that's a

little bit on my final one is professionalism?

Yes, professionalism for sure. Can I add one when someone puts an item of clothing to like the side of a room or something like that, as has just been demonstrated? What? You just kicked the hell since out of

the room. Very good. Or chapter one when everything was hung on a coat hook in the side of the room.

Yeah. Drink. Lie down on the floor, Belinda, and enjoy all that leather said that now Completely naked. Giselle. Belinda did as she was told. A swell is pulling off her bra.

Surprise! Fucking surprise! Passive. Belinda did, or she was told,

at least the bras not choking anymore. Now stretched out on the floor with only her thong in place, Belinda was game for anything. Besides, what else would she be doing on a wet first

afternoon? Oh,

yeah. I mean, you know, you should be doing invoices or anything like that. Order sales

meetings. What else would she be doing lying on the 11th floor, got the better job job. And also stop saying it's a wet day. Is that supposed to be like a horrible echo of what's about to occur?

Besides, what else would she be doing on a wet first the afternoon 12 hours before her first regional sales meeting? Just that was hand soon make light work of Belinda Strong drink. The two girls started to excite each other, and soon their respective vaginas were wet and steaming

way respective vagina. I don't race has ever been written down ever steaming thio.

There's one of them. Got cold. Gonna put tea towel

over the right. My God. Condensation down there.

You ever had a steamy vagina?

Oh, my goodness. It's like a geyser.

They took it in turns to lick each other's clips at one total. Oh, God took in terms

to get turns clips, respective vaginas. After you, Belinda, may I look yours? Oh, don't ask.

They took it in turns to look each other's clips. And when Tony entered the room, they were both ready for a bit of male interaction.

He was looking for a conference room. You know, when people like something you got this book with the Yeah, they're gonna be a while.

However, Tony had other ideas on just brushed Belinda's body with his hands. So loving

like you would a horse

feeling her responsive breasts and ass. So, you know, they must be so swollen right

now. Oh, my God. She's like, throbbing

be heaving.

Oh, gross. Are your dad is so gross Defense.

His real objective was Giselle, and pretty soon he was deeply into licking her pussy are. There's nothing worse when when you're in the 37 someone's favorite engine mortar

one than the Dia

Na Belinda's The ultimate spurred wheel

lenders. Such a Billy No mates. Meanwhile,

Giselle was doing the same to Belinda. So all in all, everyone was getting satisfaction

going

to turn up for the books.

Rockies actually thought about the audience, and he's gone. People are going to stand for this exactly

there in there, in a line like human scent. Unless Belinda's looking, Tony's

asked. Wait. So Tony's all over Giselle. Giselle can't get enough of Belinda. Belinda is just having a good time.

She's reading like Take a break after about 15 minutes of this intense activity

Oh, my joys of just looking someone in tandem.

But under excused herself

totally by surprise. Excuse May I will. I'll put my apologies in now. I've got some subjective at the dry cleaners. They close early on. Thursday has been lovely. The bells just told five. Oh God, that's such a nice time. I must run. I've got curry on record. What do you mean excused a cell?

After about 15 minutes of this intense activity, Belinda excused herself, covered together, had discarded clothes and let herself after another

room. Just

like that, Let's say

she's gone. Bye. Thanks so much for the pussy action. I'll be on my way, actually, Belinda, about far, and she just left. Do you think Giselle's offended?

Well, just that, and Tony stayed on for an extra session, which Giselle would no doubt Enlightened Blender about it Friday. Lunch,

right?

So do we think that Giselle Antonio in some sort of relationship seems that way, Doesn't it's not, You

know, if they are, then Belinda. Is Nate taking the hint?

Oh, Belinda, what you

doing in Villagers rolling around on the leather tile?

Maybe that's why she left you thought, Oh God,

I think there's a point before that she could have stepped out. What's the fare? Tony

walked in all those, too. To be fair, while starting to dress in Tony's office, the main receptionist, Bella, walked in and caught Belinda naked, adjusting her phone.

The new character, Oh Bala,

here, let me do that for you, said Bella, For God's sake, I know how important it is to achieve a straight line with a thong. Look at mine,

not can I just say, as boys in the room and the only girl here? Hello, girls. Don't talk like this. Girls don't talk about the importance of a straight thong. And girls definitely don't show each other the straightness of that song. Unless you've got like a Ben asked crack. It's gonna be a line to follow how she get it wrong.

Bala hexed up address and revealed an even more skimpy phone than Belinda was wearing. Belinda stroked Bella's. That's an appreciation and thought the obvious. No,

another one. Yeah, I'm with Belinda.

Belinda was finally thinking and talking

sense. Where are they hiring

these people from? Belinda Thought the obvious. No, Another one. What is this office running on high powered sexual adrenaline? It's nothing. Bella turn around and caressed. Belinda's substantial tips, which was still suffering from Giselle's attention I was gonna say about the art doesn't put the ointment on your attentions while the scratching and the sucking in the biting,

and they were swollen already in anticipation.

But then they responded by putting a hand between Bella's legs, pushing Bella Stone to one side so she could finger her clit. Oh my God, it's to

clip mentions. Hey, she just got back from straight. I'm b. I love that. She's just like the way I respond to that is hand of the skirt on dhe wriggle around.

Bala groaned and started kissing Belinda's mouth. Groaned like

about you, Belinda, Help me dress

gas. Belinda not wanting to be discovered by Tony and Giselle, including the leather room, which Bella had probably no idea existed. I think she does. Bela took the hint and calm down, taking inordinate pleasure in placing blenders, Brahmin stockings onto a smooth body. Let's do this again on in private set, Belinda.

What dress you?

Bella nodded while straightening Belinda's thong for the last time.

It's

not Tie and picked up the correspondent. She's gone to Tony's office to collect for the last

post. Well, thank God something happened

today. I'll hold you to that, Belinda said. Bella, my place next Friday evening, say nine

PM Ray Winston. I'll hold you to that.

It's a date, Belinda replied, wondering how should have the sexual strength to get through the next week. But instinctively, she knew if sex was made available than she take it all in good stead. What does that mean, Belinda went to her office and picked up her briefcase, but it has got a briefcase filled with war Phone's. Probably on the desk was an agenda with client attendants detail to the Sunday bash. The Chairman's House. It would make interesting reading that night when she got to her apartment, as well as the final preparations for regional sales manager meeting in the morning. But it's got very dull again. I mean, no offense

to Rocky. Is this rocky sales background

maybe? Yeah. And also we are winding down to the end of the chapter that is like the ultimate

that lest we forget how the last chapter ended on a high

outside in the car park, Belinda jumped into her two week old Mercedes coupe

and started to gently masturbate. Oh,

no, it's just it's not that swishing, expensive. Belinda's so love this part of the job more going home.

It's the travel perks way drinking for travel for a wave.

Swish it expensive. Belinda so loved this part of the job. She gunned the engine and drove the 20 minutes to her new central London apartment.

From where it's in love is in London. What town Hall clock

away by central London apartment. And that is the end of Chapter

two. That's not the end it is. You know, James, don't a case of what we learnt. Bella New character. I think she'll come into our own next chapter. Yeah, Belinda, She's 29. She's living in London,

Just Alan. Tony are in some sort of relationship. I don't think they're in a relationship as much as they just haven't understanding.

All right, Sound a bit rocky

related. I don't know who I heard. Alex.

Like father, like son. No, I hope not Into your sexual fantasies. I cannot wait to see what happens at the tennis party.

I know. I think I'll be sex. I mean, I'm just putting it

out there. Well, if you're not gonna wear a thong or abroad,

things will happen. Tennis, whites and no underwear. Only one thing can

I presume? Very little tennis.

It's not Wimbledon.

No, unless it's tonsils tennis. Rocky would probably

use the face down. So tender. So, Jamie, how you feeling now? Chapter two. You've read a bit more of you, that's for sure. Yeah. I don't know whether I'm just getting more used to the concept that it's out in the world or it isn't as kind of shocking what I think, chapter to kind of, you know, we had the big opening, so to speak in chapter

charged,

You didn't go to like, crazy lens of sexual exploits like, You know, it's not really that disturbing, is it?

I don't know if I was looking for disturbing from your dad's

first novel. Yeah, disturbing isn't top of my list when I could look for erotic literature. But when I do talk to people about their first reaction is, Oh my God, your dad's writing porn on. They think people expected it to be quite scarring, but I'm not gonna need counseling just yet.

That's nice, because I think it's fair to say I am scarred and so you James, there's not one person at the table is

okay with this. I'm going straight for a shower after this. I don't know anyone else. You can join me. If you want to get in touch with us, you can either tweet us. We have a Twitter. It's at Dad, wrote a porno. You can email us. My dad wrote a porno at gmail dot com or we have a Facebook page

you want to add. Belinda is a friend. She's quite quiet so far. My

dad wrote a porno There is that there is a page, believe it or not, and do get in touch. And that is not what you think is that is currently writing books. 23456 So I'm sure any feedback would be a muse to his continued writing, James. So what have we got to look forward to next time? What's Chapter three called? Okay, next episode we're going to chapter three, which is called the regional sales

meeting. No. So what? We got to look forward.

Thio is quite a bland title of a chapter, isn't it?

Come back for that.

I bet you can't wait everybody, but yeah. Thanks for listening on. Do you come back next week? We will be tackling chapter three. I'll try to be there, but I have got two big shops. We'll change it to Saturday. James,