the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Jamie, why are we

here? We're here because my dad's in the corner that's written. Report. Erotic literature.

Previously on my dad wrote

a porno Giselle walked over to the drinks cabinet, poured too stiff gin and tonics and started to stroke Belinda's tits with her long. The two girls started to excite each other, and soon their respective vaginas were wet and

steaming way respective. Vagina has ever been written down ever.

Belinda's nickel started to swell in anticipation,

throat swelling up the nipples of growing a fever season. Puritan God, it's your dad, Jamie. No, I'm sorry for you.

Hello, everyone. And welcome to Chapter Three of my dad wrote a porno Alice that's

going back. Thank you for having me,

James Love if you to be here

as ever. I love these days. What's more feeling? I'm so excited. Otherwise

you well should be because Chapter three is called the regional

sales meeting. Stop A. It sets. I feel so alive with lust. Hang on. Is this gonna be a sexy chapters? It's just gonna be a bit of anatomy.

Chapter James. We're reading the Linda blamed

everything sexy. James. Every porno has a nap in chapter. Duh. Okay, Sorry.

Just as a recap. People who may be new to the podcast. My dad has written a porno at erotic novel. Corpulent blinked, and we are going to be reading it together, critiquing it, maybe tearing it to pieces a little bit.

No shredding it. I like to think we're preserving it for time immemorial. Future generation.

And it's all about Belinda. He was a sales manager at a pots and pans company, so she's selling pots and pans while also getting fucked. So it's very exciting.

You had me a pots and pans. You happy it, Belinda,

and lost you fuck For the purposes of this park that we will refer to my father only as his pen name. Which is, of course,

or are key Flintstone

Rocky Flintstone Indeed. OK, so clean, it might Chapter 14. Uh, without further ado, let's jump straight in. Blender blinked. Chapter three, the regional sales meeting. Belinda had an early breakfast and was in the office for 7:30 a.m. This is probably a pretty important day for a zit would be the first time she would meet her UK senior sales management. In other words, the people who reported to her in business terms

Thanks Rocky for that explanation. It some of this book feels like Rockies put it through like Google translate or 100% in Mr Bullshit, a Vegetable Shit and back again.

She had no particular views. Surprised

on anything?

Well, she had no particular views.

That's a paragraph for Rocky. Our

just lots of third party information about the performance and caliber of these four managers. They were also 20 or so salesman who reported to them on the ground, and she had fairly or unfairly pessimistic thoughts. But have a whole sales organization was performing. But in sales, you could always be surprised, especially when you talk to people in confidence and got them on board to accept your way of doing

things. I think we should bring the grammar alarm bell. I need to read this along with you, because I have No, I don't. I'm reading it and I still replacing punctuation. If Rocky's left it out, that's his own. Too bad

Belinda was good at this

good at war. You're not gonna reek about sentence.

I think I have to. Yeah, but in sales you can always be surprised. Especially when you talk to people in confidence and got him on board to accept your way of doing things.

I love the rock. He's not afraid to write a sentence without meaning on, also with verbs in a very unconventional place. In all seriousness is English Rockiesfirst language.

He's Irish. Okay, so, yes,

I love it. We're learning more about Rocky, though. Oh, Sport, maybe if you do that sentence in an Irish accent, we

might understand that, Would you think? Okay, but in sales, you can always be surprised, especially when you talk to people in confidence and got them on board to accept your way of day

and things. I thank

God you did that. Was that the world's Irish

accent? I've never had to do a worse one usually very good Irish to make.

But in seals you can always be surprised, especially when you talk to people in confidence and got on board to accept your way of doing things. Yes, Dona makes no sense to me now. Ugly, not ugly. Belinda was good at this, and Tony knew it. This was probably one of the many reasons he had hired her. Well, that and the fact that you're making the interview

was born. Reason why the only one who has no idea what is going

on so far, there was no major desire in Tony's business plan to cycle the sales force and bring in new people. Develop what we have was his mantra. Well, who suggested firing them? OCHA's Belinda was saying that she she had pessimistic thoughts about how the whole sales organizations before

what, So she was just gonna get rid of. Everybody just got kind of pessimistic. Fortify it. Dirty Lord Sugar

Linda had already thrashed out a strategy with Tony in her 1st 3 weeks of induction to the company. It was simple. If the salesman and sales manager showed any sign of performance that keep them no shit, Sherlock

show any sign of performance. That means there could be operating at 10% performance, but they've shown a sign of performance

can show up.

They're alive. If they have a pulse, they get to keep

their job. Belinda was tough but not mercenary, and she would use all her talents to make the existing sales team work.

Does anyone else think that Rocky's got word of the day toilet paper, mercenary.

But today she just wanted how far she would have to go to get them on side.

Well, we know what the implication is that. Oh, yeah, I imagine she means sexy time. But why doesn't she just stopped firing people, and then they might like

you. Fascist fires.

Anyone yet? Sorry. Belinda's biggest fan. Do you feel like because your job has written this character that she's part of family? Did you feel like Artie Belinda?

I wouldn't say she's part of the family, James. No, but I feel a certain loyalty

to her. Yeah, that's a great question, actually. Does she resemble anybody that you know? Like, can you think who Belinda might be based on? Does anyone come around at Christmas and, you know, take the blouse off. Go on. You're thinking of someone right now.

I'm really no Okay. We believe

you. Thousands a week and a meat like Mavis next door to your mom and dad, and she'll be like red heels. Run, love liquid. Donna, lower

left thigh. Nice to meet you. I'm Melinda.

I I I am head of knives and forks at a regional distribution. I'm tough, but not mercenary.

Nine o'clock came on. Belinda rang for Why did you do that? The office at half seven

time management is poor. What?

She left the room nine o'clock cane on Bella ran her from reception to say the two northerly regional managers wanted a lift from Heathrow as they couldn't get a taxi. To take him to the

office is you can't get a taxi. Heathrow, you are fired.

Classic. Belinda thought the company locates near Heathrow and you can't get a taxi between the two places as the taxi fare was too low.

Uh, classic. That is a classic sentence. A pound,

But Linda picked up the phone to her sales administration manager Jim Thompson. Uh, Mr Fix

it. Jim Thompson, you character. That

you character Jim Thompson. Possible fling. Hajim Belinda Here. Can you rescue my two regional sales managers from the airport? Be delighted to Belinda. Can I take the pool? Car? Replied Jim.

When is someone gonna finger someone? Jesus way Want? It had been a rough day. Sure,

Belinda replied. Just put the cost center to both of them.

What are you talking about? I'm so bored.

This must be why the book is marketed to business leadership. Because,

as it's tagged on Amazon,

absolutely. We'll all Google searches on us. I can't imagine any other reason why you need to know the cost center in a neurotic.

And also why we're talking about taxi fares. I've never been Mork Coma Toes in my whole life. It's better take a turn for the book food.

Jim laughed heartily and said,

We'll do left heartily. It cost center gems are fucking dweeb.

Knock on Belinda's door. Saw her London Home Counties, regional sales manager by God wants to stick his head around the door. Probably intrusion, Miss Blumenthal. But I'm Dez Martin.

You know your gym, Dez. No one is freaking Cordes desk Martin. Tony, Belinda. Jim, Let Gisele pumps are nowhere.

I'm Does Martin. You know your London man. Great to meet you. Grab a seat. We're just picking two of the guys up from Heathrow, which only leaves our man from the west to appear.

Can we guess what

the West man's name is gonna be? Oh, I know already, but

you can get your Nigel I'm gonna say Graham or Lucy and just cause, like it's been rung them. But you do that. Ah, you mean Dave will cause I think Dave would like such boring names. It's

brilliant, I certainly do, replied Belinda as she sat down behind her desk. Oh, by the way, call me Belinda From now on, will do, Belinda replied Dez confidently as he id her shapely legs and ass.

She's going to have it off. My dad's. Martin loves a shapely car. I

like you, does melted.

I like

you, Dez Martin. Confident, sophisticated, good

looking. But why the terrible sales

performance? She sighed and lean back in her chair, pushing forward her breasts.

Ding ding, ning ning. First mention of the breast. First sexy moment, Really?

So does. Are you prepared for today? Are you ready to expose yourself, your team and your client base to the new lady and master?

Is this a carry on film? What's with the like exposures? Let me sex in a carry on. Phil, Lady

and master Belinda said, does. If I'm honest, it'll be the first time anyone in this company has taken an interest in a salesman instead of bank passengers with court put details done from head office over a bottle of whisky.

Does that mean so bitter cynicism is not sexy. Nail Belinda look shocked.

Tell me you're joking. Is this the real story? I'm about to find out about today. Put it this way. Said does. You can't say I didn't warn you. He also thought what a magnificent pair of tits

does. Martin Martin, You absolute perv.

He also thought, what a magnificent pair of tits. How long would it take to get them into my hands and is my job worth

it? Get them into me. Hands have it. Hit me. Get him into my hand. That is just aged about 40 years in my mind. Dez Martin, please. So it does not

a second knock at her office door. Saw the Western regional sales manager, Dave Willcox pop

his head around. Stop giving their titles. Just say Dave Willcox have introduced it.

Hope I'm not late, but the traffic on the M four was desperate

pace off days. Come on

in, Dave. I'm Belinda and very nice to meet you.

I think we found

a blender. At least she showing more personality. This chapter But, you know, she's just smiling. She say hi to people before she just lay there and just took

it. I think there's more sass to it than I realized.

She's willing to fire the whole outfit and remove

her own. I

I am the offspring of the genius that is Rocky Flintstone. These things just roll

off my tongue. Imagine the sort of things you would write, given half

a chance. Maybe that could be our next

what you are writing Project Garay's.

Minutes later, Jim Thompson ran and told Belinda that the two other regional sales managers would be in the car park in three minutes.

Like in the building, I don't need minute by minute updates. Just be there.

Thanks, Jim. Get them to the conference room ASAP and we'll get started for 10 a.m. Sibilant has been lesson 7 30

this meeting's only starting at 10 a.m.

I mean fire. The lot of them is company to kick up the ass, quite frankly, and Belinda's that want to do it? You got something up her ass changed,

so I wasn't ready for that.

The conference room was at market, much like Belinda herself Tony like to impress those customers who visited the offices of one of the best ways was decent. Meeting spaces,

Right?

Jim? Quickly introduce Patrick Hamlin.

He's definitely done a name generator.

The Scottish island.

Shit. Ladies flew Tonto. Hamlin came in with his heart as an actual Irishman himself. He should totally be offended.

And Ken Jewsbury, regional sales manager for Central and North

England, the central and Northern England. Yes, a big plot important

someone. Scotland, Andi Island. Both were like chalk and cheese. Patrick was a fast talking Irishman originally born in Dublin, whilst Ken was from God's own country, South Yorkshire, and sports it accent to match. My God thought, Belinda, what a very team. Surely we can do something with this law. Belinda called the meeting to a halt. At noon. Patrick and Dave had each given their hourly presentation over. Linda could have asked enough questions to extend their presentations to three hours each. Thank you didn't. However, she knew she needed an overview. And the detail could come later in the field when she spent time with each

manager individual. What are you talking about? Where is sex? You know what? You just tear this chapter out. Just burn. This chapter has never happened

is living up to

its cycle. So Oh, my goodness. Do you think Rocky like, did he phone this one end thinking Mom wrote this one?

Do not bring Wilmer

into the

lunch was a quick pint in sandwich at the local pub. The bull in the rushes. Yeah, as time was of the essence, she thought she could only work a little bit of a female magic.

Hey, we go

see my magic in the ladies toilets. Belinda removed her jacket, bro.

Drink way.

We've been so starved of sex. Well, thanks so giddy even speak

about it.

She ran the cold

tap more liquid.

She run the cold tap and dabbed the water onto her nipples, making them stand to attention. That'll have to do for now. She thought she shoved her briar into her leather handbag. She put her blouse back on, leaving three of the five buttons undone. She was now showing her cleavage big time and through her jacket, casually over her shoulder, the silk blouse quickly became transparent, deuce the water and clung longingly longingly to have stunning breasts. Drink.

So that's what she's up to. But wait, it's only gonna be clinging in. The nickel area is gonna look like she's lactating. Through sexy,

she walked back into the drinking area.

The bar, the watering hole on

observe the effect she had on her new sales team. Only two of her manager's immediately observed have subtle change of attire that's not settle on. Belinda soon noticed some astute elbow in going on around the team,

her blouses sopping wet. What

do you mean, a company with rice? Miles from the Northerners,

Scottish and Irish. But don't worry about it.

Jim was chuckling to himself as he was office, based on he had heard the rumors put around by battering Giselle. Now he could believe them.

Are you freaking kidding? They've been spreading muck about the brother. Want to instigate their right mucky puppies themselves, which is owners to get some respect?

That is. The afternoon sessions were equally is professional of Belinda was particularly impressed by Ken Jewsbury. The van showed wit, style and competence in that order. Dez Martin was, however, a true pro. His London bearing, an obvious sales tablets, indicated to Belinda that he was probably her first Avenue to finding out how the individual members of the regional sales to detect by the end of the meeting, Belinda's blouse have dried out, but her lack of bra on hard nipples Chafin continually against the tight blouse were still being noticed. I just got some of

that point. You have to. They'll still be scratched from yourself, just a little common violation for that.

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just makes me wonder what your nipples of up to good, she thought. Let's see who has the guts to make the first move in her short closing comments, which wound down the business side of things. But Linda suggested they all adjourn to the Petrel Hotel, which was beside Heathrow Airport. That meant the two managers who were on evening flights to Leeds and Blasco could get off easily and the rest them to drive home after the rush hour. Traffic

give. Ah fuck! Why you telling is this? It's so mundane. When does does Martin

take his trousers off about? Belinda also decided to throw in a couple of wild cards, so she asked Giselle on Bella if they join her team for a couple of drinks on their way home.

Dangerous safety bitches

both through as keen as mustard when they found out it was a long Belinda's expenses pace at the pair of them.

Geez yeah, piss

ads going during certain freeloaders, Jim Thompson drove the three girls over to Petra, where they met the regional sales managers in the long bar, which overlooked the runway. It was now six o'clock, and the bar was filling up. Jim found seats at a table tucked away in the far corner of the room. But then it started the proceedings by taking off her jacket and down in her GMT, and one better followed, and Giselle accidentally spilled some of her drink over her blouse, which meant that she had to go to the restroom and

dry off restroom. The American

again, all that came off her bra. And like Belinda earlier that day, she was ready for action with a translucent white blouse and to die for

nickels. Alice, you're a lady. Have you ever done this trick like got into the toilet? Put a few dabs. Cold War are often hit. The tower doesn't ring any bells, but not the worst idea I've ever heard.

Jim was on the ball and by the time just had returned here to replacement GM Tea's on the table better by now, had gathered the drift of the drink sessions and decided

it. What the fuck does that

even mean? The drift of the drink sessions Unless

you have to keep stuffing. This chapter is

I mean, it is retarded. No offense, Dad. Love you. But what the hell is this? Better by now had gathered the drift of the drink sessions and she wasn't wearing a bra that day. She quality unbuttoned the top three of her blouse buttons and slowly removed her jacket.

Everyone got a jacket, a blouse on. And why will no one where a bra

a cleavage was revealed on a quiet gasp of admiration went around the table.

What noise is a quiet Gaspar reparation, huh? Oh oh,

just our flicks and tonic water at Bella's Nipples and Super Result. Take it off, Bella, Dez Martin whispered. The tonic will stay in your blouse. Look at Belinda's and Giselle's already.

Famously, the clear tonic will stay here.

Better smile. Will I be the first? Surely Belinda can't as these guards report to her. Then, in a quick movement, Bella unbuttoned the rest of her blouse and that have magnificent breasts. Hang out for a while to city

hang out in the pub. But they just didn't weather spoons or whatever. And she's getting boobs out there, not even in the bull in the rushes anymore. Are they another in the petrol, where was called still generally frowned upon to walk you back? How is it also hanging?

Can Jews? We choked over his pint of bitter three regional managers. Oh my God, the words regional managers. No, that is a big one to drink on regional

managers, and someone earlier took something off quickly. So I meant

to say, Kenji's be choked over his pint of bitter watch, the other three regional manager's chanted quietly. Who's next?

Who's next chapter? Who's next? Who's next in this hotel bar? Who the hell of these people Jews? Breeze check. It has got something that was time liking him. All that wasn't it. Thank

you for Belinda, looked Giselle, who nodded. Andan, allegedly fashion with a big hint of teas, unbutton the rest of her blouse, her takes hung freely, life, pomegranate

famously don't hang like pomegranate, say hung like pomegranate. You know, melons to hear what you have been after. Google what Pomegranate looks like. One ends quite spiky tits home. Afridi. Yeah, my favorite,

and she gently massaged him with her hands. Come on, Belinda whispered. Can don't let the sales team down. Now

I've got picture of pomegranate. I don't

know what it sells best, Belinda smiled and replied. I want to 10% increase in your sails next month can done, he replied. Belinda slowly opened the remaining two buttons of your blouse. Her tits fell loose, fell

foul of loose 29 like a sack of rocks fell loose like a sack of spuds, like a sack of pomegranate. It was her blouse holding in a breast. Milk can be very strong.

It's soft but sturdy that it's steady. Her tits found loose. She took a drink and started to massage her nipples with the fingertips. Alice

is allergic to sex. Sorry, just a cousin.

You have a 10 7 organs, and much like the 10% increase, the R s ends or clapped in admiration

has finally abbreviated.

He has dumped the regional sales managers, thank God and the now just the arm extends.

Let's give a round of applause. What for? The Jets?

Yeah, never had the head of sales meeting culminate like this one. Things were looking up on with three pairs of stunning breaths on show they could do

anything. They do not sound standing. They sound like they're all hanging around the knees the way

public looks like. Do not tell me that they're not attractive. Dress

blues hung loose.

Jim Thompson went to get more drinks on. The girls, started to finger and discuss the merits of each other's nipples.

Theo yours because the nipple stinks out. You've got in any What's that about any nipples? Can you check your areola? Look, you've got three That's unusual. Didn't want to sell it.

Don't make his more jealous girls, said Patrick Oh, Hamlin. But I've got a plane to catch Me, too, said Ken Jewsbury. They both got up. Shook. Everyone's hand on departed was much looking over their shoulders at the lineup of tit available table

of the use of singular tit. Yeah, look at all that tit. There's such a bag load of tit and let everyone shook everyone's hand. everyone's hand, but all the women a topless shaking of hands,

but just like the nickels

shaking hands even beyond that point motorboat

James, that would not be professional.

James is a business meeting, you idiot, of course,

how they wish they both had the guts to finger those breasts,

fingering their rest.

The bar was now getting more crowded on. Belinda thought it was sensible to button up their blouses. I didn't want to get accused of being prostitutes.

Go talk about

too late. Dez Martin and Dave Willcox, drunk up, sadly, said their goodbyes and disappeared down to the bar.

Oh my God. None of these men care. No, they just left. These three Make it with these women. Must be like we've given it our all

in a public place to bed when this thing's life isn't

worth meeting ever.

Thanks, Dollar and Giselle. You really helped

me out. Donna! Donna! Donna! You see Miss Taken Bella,

don't He means means better. He's written Donna. He's

very confused. The hell is Donna Rocky, babe.

Thanks, Donna Ridges. Oh, you really helped me make the breast of it, said Belinda, laughing. I mean, that is the worst plan ever, isn't it?

It's the first sentence of it. Not only is one of the characters not in the book like make

the best of it, yeah, what more drink? And Jim will get us back to the office. Jim went back to the bar, order the drinks and paid the tab. The girls drank up, slowly, reliving the looks on each of the regional manager's faces when they showed them their breasts. That was interesting, Belinda said. Donna still called Donna. That was interesting, Belinda said. Donna slash Bella. Any more events like that for us, Let's wait and see the piper.

Linda, Let's wait and see. Theo, that's the end of Chapter three Stop. A very light on the sex, but I feel like we get to know her a lot better.

You know, I don't feel like I know Donna Atal. Hashtag don't think it's fair to say the most boring chapter yet.

I hope all of our listeners have enjoyed their sleep.

We have two very racy chapters. You do need a break at some point. It can't just be sex, sex, sex

Exactly. You need to really invest in these characters, and if they're always get in the knickers off. You

can't do that. I guess I just wanted a meat market. But you're right is the narrative that's driving the tractor. So what's the next chapter called?

The next chapter is called the Maze.

Well, I

can hardly wait. Yes, you must join us again next time for Belinda Blink Chapter four, the Maze. But in the meantime, feel free to download the book. You can buy it off Amazon described, or Kim iTunes or any of those places.

Feel free to tell your friends to skip

Chapter three. That's with me.