S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
My Dad Wrote A Porno
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the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff.

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Jamie, why are we

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here? We're here because my dad's in the corner. That's written. Report. Erotic literature. Previously on my dad wrote a porno Jim grunted on Belinda thought she felt something entering Theo Man. No, he was only tickling.

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Poor Jim

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Belinda squatted slightly as Jim was shorter than her

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association for Jim School.

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We have a rogue comma. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to my dad Wrote a porno. We're on episode six We're getting really through it.

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Now we're racing,

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Really? Are

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is a halfway. We are roughly halfway our

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way. We're at the top of the hill as it were and were on or or the top of the nipple, the nipple tip.

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You basically saying it's a rapid decline

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from here on in? I think so. Oh, no hope, no.

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If anything, I think the raciness has picked up.

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I agree, and I think it's getting a lot more kind of anatomical, you know, before it was always a hint of a tease. And now we're really getting into Volvos and critter asses. Yeah, it's full on medical terms. really is, and I'm not enjoying it that much.

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There is a strange instinct in me that actually wants to know what happens in the story. I mean, it's ridiculous. I want to know what happens to these

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people. Say we like about Belinda blinked, But do not call it a story.

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It is erotic. Only Alex only purpose is to a rousing book has been, you know, slightly unfair to brand it with that word. But I do know

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what you mean, though there is an element of you want in your you are invested in these characters a little bit. Certainly, Belinda and I feel Giselle to not so much. You know, most writers talk about their process and they sit down. They really flush out like I feel like you just sat down at the computer and just started tripping like, literally like whatever was in his head of the time ball. I know is that what he told me recently was he likes to write in heat reading. I imagine him on a beach in his wife runs in. It's like Flash Speedo, which I'm sure he imagine it is a black thong. Or maybe it's fashioned into a black phone, you know,

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simple tuck and twist. Hopefully

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the same

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straight to love, to know what he's seen. That's made

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you see, I would ask him, but I don't wanna know, really Go there.

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There's a can. A worms. Why does he like to write in heat?

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Maybe he just feels that that's when his creative and I don't use the word juices, but I use the word juices will be flowing.

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Did he say, in heat or on line? Could

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have been craftily, I

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think both. Well, we are reading the chapter today in just the conditions that Rocky likes women. The most boiling room in the most boiling building ever. It is

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rather warm.

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Yeah, I'm clammy

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at best. You're a sweaty lady. It's one of Rocky's favorite, maybe all, conditioning ourselves to become characters in the book.

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In the style of Linda, Chapter one, I'm leaning back in my leather chair and gently beginning to sweat.

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I may have to start removing clothes soon. I'm just warning you.

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Oh, it's going to get sexy. Even before the books begun,

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what's Chapter seven called? So, yeah, As we said last week, Chapter seven is called the third client, Peter Rouse so wittily, said Peter A. Rouse.

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I was really proud of that car for about. I've been working on it for a number of weeks ever

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since That glove you like

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saving it.

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So I'm hoping. I mean, I've enjoyed the maze. Don't get me wrong. Kind of hoping this is the last time we visit the maze. Yeah, I agree. I'm getting a bit of maize fatigue.

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You are. Think

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about Belinda. I know. Just

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absolutely pooped. Didn't Rocky's a last chapter? That it's ah, proverbial quagmire

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by now? Well, this is true. I mean, maybe that you can't be in the made so much longer just because of the conditions on safety. Yeah,

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I mean, we can have fun, but let's not forget the red tape of health and safety guys. Let's keep it safe. I'm Rocky's idea of safe sex is like not getting too buddy

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at slipping in a quagmire or just watching as Alphonse Stir Becker did.

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Yeah, well, she thought I was a boy when he got involved in a

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corseted observation. Wasn't his only

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motive. It was those deals. Let's go. I'm excited, excited just because we are so superficial and we do always have this conversation. Oh, yeah. Peter Rouse Body type

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O okay. I mean,

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I sure if they are

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over, I mean, you know, Jim Sterling was a Jim Sterling. Yeah, she'll be in short and stout. His handle Was this about good. Hey, was before that Alphonse stir back here, which nursey rhyme is befitting to him. So he was quite hey was quite a stout man as well. Wasn't Eaves quite big? I

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don't think he was, was he thought he was quite lean.

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Yeah, maybe we were told. And we all just created an image of it. I think you want them all to be fat for some strange reason. Real old. Real easy. Yeah. I just think Peter Ross is just gonna be an ample man. Okay. Okay. Well, I think it's time to find out. Really? That's Delvin. Let's delve in. Belinda blinked Chapter seven, the third client,

Peter Rouse. But I understood her ground, hoping this one would be much better. No, easy to stand your ground in that

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in the mode, if she's got some griffon Well, she's wearing nothing. So her feet

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but easy to do better than Jim Sterling.

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I mean, we're giving Jim a rough ride. Theory

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was that he tried

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to give up on

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she felt nothing. Belinda stood her ground, hoping this one would be so much better. She had had enough titillation she wanted no needed a good fuck. Oh, my goodness. I just have a few. I mean, shouldn't have good fuck so far. Not by her standards. Obviously, I am literally quoting the book for late. Um good fuck

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is no one's. What did it say? It is a good fuck

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did. Trickster. You're a tricky little one. No. Needed a good fuck. A tall, blond haired man with an impressive

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physique strolled into Well, I stand corrected. Not what I imagined, but great. Good

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for Peter. Belinda quickly recognized Peter Rouse. His operation was located in Holland with 357 retail outlets and again was growing strongly throughout the Scandinavian countries.

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Is he trouncing Alphonse then with 357

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only just ending. Neither of them have a patch on Jim Sterling.

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Yeah, well, ironic that isn't it

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on evasive entrepreneur Peter could not be overlooked as he had recently expanded to Spain and Portugal.

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in the home of pots and

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pans. I mean, this is, you know, this guy's important on seeing Belinda. He quickly removed his thong and threw it in the ground whilst approaching her.

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I mean, it's not your traditional handshake or hello, but Harry Rolls. Can you imagine having that effect on someone? They just glance. You know, I've got wet my pants.

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My name is Peter, he said. I mean, here's someone introduce himself before having sex

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with the light. But why someone say, My name is Peter, but my name is Linda, isn't

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it was a I'm Peter,

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you know, I mean, I'm just yes, Jim Appel, like a foreign language class.

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My name is Peter, he said, and quickly bowed things traditional in Holland. Oh, he's got a lot of respect. Come

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on now in Japan, that's very respectful, generally their clothes. But that's very

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My name is Peter, he said, and quickly bowed. I believe you are Belinda.

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They speak English in Holland. You believe you be Belinda.

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I believe you're Belinda, say, the sales director of this fantastic customer bash Your superiors of putting on here today? Why, yes, I am Mr Rouse, said Belinda lunching at her naked appearance in front of this so far delightfully hung man. Now she blush is our preconceptions about Peter. So for all wrong, Well hung great body.

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I thought he'd be a human being. He's actually an android, so I'm a bit thrown by

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that. After all, he was the first to know who she waas.

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Great. Well, then definitely shag him. That's a reason to be. Oh, you know my name. Legs open. Oh, my God.

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You guys obviously have a night out in my hometown.

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Oh, convert into the high instead.

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Please. Please call me Peter, he replied, especially as we have to become more intimately acquainted in the next 25 minutes.

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Sorry, am I forgot to ask. What year is Peter fraud

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Dearest Miss Bloom and tow. You don't think that a bit of class is welcome in this book? It's all been a bit rough and ready so far. This

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is believed to be acquainted in an intimate fashion with, uh, 44 with Jane Austen. A period

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drama. Have we sought permission from the village elders? Thio? Well, she does check the town hall clock for the times. They know they're a match made in heaven.

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I think this could really work

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out. Indeed, he took Belinda's hands and said, What a delightful body you have. May

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I handle it? It's more like a fragile items like

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the bulk of its stock handle with care. May I handle it? These two need to work on the sexy talk. That's all I'm saying. But I think we're due there quite well suited in that respect.

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Yeah, I know. Really encountered a gent in this story. Oh, my consciousness is like

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going to become a love story.

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No, No. Okay, e I refer

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you to the only common about story. Shoot that one down. Thank you. What a delightful body you have. May I handle it?

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What a wonderful nose you have just stolen from red. Riding

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a giant butt into replied. Why, yes, of course. I would love to feel you touch me. Feel as free as you wish. Now, that's an offer I can't refuse. Peter applied and immediately started to massage her neck slowly.

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Let me go on, love. Oh, been thinking about this for days ago. Shoulders. Imagine. Belinda's got really broad back. I don't know why I really like hefty a strongman strong

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neck. Peter applied and immediately started to massage, her neck, slowly spreading to her breasts and buttocks.

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So he goes from Mack down, too, breasts

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all the way down to

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bust a little switcheroo to the buttocks. Yes, because if, lest we forget, the breast of the frontal bone's connected to the neck,

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Belinda immediately started to relax and responded by gently massaging Peter's Penis.

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I imagine that kind of like she's like kneading it like a bread dough beget an uncooked Forget

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God. He had a fantastic body and his muscles were very well toned. Belinda started to caressed his body, and it would mean that to mention the body, it doesn't flow that well.

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I think he's probably not got cinnamon, has a

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butt into started to caressed his body, and in return he moved his massage to her vaginal area. E. I feel that we've been here so many times, and I mean Belinda's vagina.

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I know this area like the back of my hand.

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I'm a GPS on it, so it's kind of losing any sort of shock value alone in that, Yeah, I just feel like I've heard every word for it now, and I'm just totally desensitized.

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I was always shocked by the language as opposed to the fact that I was related to

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the man who wrote

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it, which is possibly where you're

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coming from. Well, exactly, this is the thing. When I first started to read it, I was like, you know, read Dad's book, you know, very exciting, it turns out, has a lot of clip and vaginal over in it. And now I'm like, Oh, yes, he's just gone to massage your vaginal area standard. Well done. That very much to the pound in this book. You D'oh! He stroked her small runway of pubic black hair onto her

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vaginal lips. Why does everything have to lead? You know where it is, like it's not leading

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there. Also, he's finally got to grips with lips and not leads. Oh, yeah. Congratulations, Rocky. He's really growing in his writing. Turn that d upside down. You got the right letter.

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Still Grace, isn't it?

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And I mean, that's a given. Everything is gross. And soon he was inside her with his fingers.

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All eight again, a round of applause in there,

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going like a piano concerto insider

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Cat's Cradle blender.

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Belinda had rarely experienced anything as delicate as this.

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That's not a few hands is not delicate eyes

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your imagination running, really? So Belinda had rarely experienced anything as delicate as this, and soon began to moan softly. In return, she still had the sense of presence to massage is now extremely hard on large Penis, a sense of presence. What have you turned? A phrase

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lovely, nonsensical turn of phrase means nothing. It's pure Flint's, though that is textbook Flintstone.

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She somehow knew she was going to enjoy this man

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somehow knew Walker's. She's enjoying it, but experiencing that emotion right now.

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After a few moments, Peter push Belinda onto her knees into the soft mud and gently guided her head to his Penis. Oh God! But India opened her mouth and slowly pushed her lips over his force.

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Did you just kick him out? Uh, everybody take a cup of water on run out of the room. God, you know his foreskin. A thing you chat

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about, I was gonna say, is the most disgustingly unsexy thing to mention at this point. No, that I was into it before the that's Toby

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were right off again. Although I don't want you to say again

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the line. Belinda opened her mouth and slowly pushed her lips over his foreskin. Ah, hang on. Wait. What? Pulling it back before slightly gagging. And she spoke his entire cock down. A thriving

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Oh, Mike, how big is it? Also, I feel like she's doing some, like sword swallowing or something that that that

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a little bit. You are very skillful. Belinda, would you let me teach you more techniques

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or a thumbs down? Belinda?

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Why, yes, Peter. I always love to

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learn new things, E. I mean, she hasn't slipped out. She's a ventriloquist.

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She's got room to talk. She must have a huge

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mouth. Wonderful elocution lessons. That what she

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said again? Why, yes, Peter. I always love to learn new things.

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I mean, there's new, and

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it also seems like she knows pretty much everything.

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She's the oracle.

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He then lifted her from the ground and slowly penetrated her vagina with his now throbbing court.

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Lifted her from the ground by the mouth with his

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I imagine that she's now removed the piece from a mouse. Yeah, I love that. That's never mentioned that. We just have to share? A. Exactly. It isn't like he wants to, you know, give much detail on the sex in this erotic novel.

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I love that we are so confused by the logistics of scenarios. They take any sexual content out of it because we're like, Yeah, technically, that should be sexy. But like talking through it, step by step

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just misses out huge chunks. Belinda again moaned softly. His penetration was so fluid she felt in ecstasy. I didn't. Let's just say I really don't know what to say anymore. He started to move inside her. She responded by contracting and releasing her vaginal muscles in time to his thrusts.

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Why doesn't she just have to say? And one and two and 333 contracting

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her vaginal most. I mean, it's just so that

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is having sex. Exactly. But I

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don't really know Rocky about this and anatomical James,

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but But why did you have to think of it in those terms? What

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is Rocky? Have to think of it in those terms?

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Sorry, James. Did you just want to put on? They have. Yes. Yes. Just a lot of this could be just what they had set.

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They were now completely intertwined. Belinda had never experienced anything like this before. What actual normal sex

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with a nice person who introduced himself and was perfectly pleasant.

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She was floating on air, and Peter was penetrating deeper and deeper. Belinda started to gasp in short spasms electric. She needed Maur and more oxygen just to feed the gigantic orgasm she was about to encounter. Oh, my God, I feel like I'm gonna explode. Pop! For the first time in her life, she was not in control.

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Whoa, that's a big deal for Belinda.

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But she was enjoying it.

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Death things new. This is a familiar.

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She's a changed

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woman, isn't she? Thing is what

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I mean. This might be like enough story I'm just pleased for. I'm just pleased he's having a good time. Such a kiss. A lot of frogs To get to this point. Peter started to sweat profusely. Another sweater. Peter started to sweat profusely. Belinda started to rub his skin more vigorously.

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Also, nothing I love more when I'm sweaty. Visibly vigor of Rob like that isn't sexy.

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Only eight. Belinda started to rub his skin more vigorously, and he approached his climax. Of course, Belinda was now wild with delirium. She was completely out of her head together. Poor thing.

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Never husband able

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t o say That's nothing new. She was completely. She was completely out of her head. All their actions were mechanical. Peter kept thrusting. Belinda kept flexing her vaginal muscles until they both came in a violent explosion. Wants to see together. Oh, my God. At least it's over.

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I

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just I just rushed through that.

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I mean, I might be wrong, but did that last about three and 1/2 hours? Tantric Itwas that

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was actually not badly written. That last little sentence that I thought that was quite good. Hold the phone. Has James just got me all the shutter raised? Belinda bling way. Need to mean as much. I hate to re read it. Peter kept thrust home Half what? I mean, yeah, from Peter kept testing. You sure that wasn't a sort of the sentence about right? So he's Dr

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Centers, love that. We can never establish

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that. I'm actually going further and further up paragraph to find the start

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of it. It's like the start of the sentences. Peter intothe,

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of course. Belinda was now wild with delirium. She was completely out of her head. All her actions were mechanical. Peter kept thrusting. Belinda kept flexing her vaginal muscles until they both came in a violent explosion of ecstasy together. You know, I don't know. I was saying it's not the best best sentence of her to the book.

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You're not wrong there, James. It did ramp up

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the tension there. Yeah, you were into it, Won't you? Like, you know, I was into it. And now I'm out there.

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Not surely. The end

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of the chapter. It's no Peter fell out of her

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like a slide, like like accidental. I've just fallen right

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out. Belinda collapse onto her knees in the mud, the plastic handcuffs around her wrists saving her from being completely immersed thing, actually Sinking. Know. Where was their purchase? If it was a complete quagmire, Seriously. Now, on her knees, she was spattered all over with the horrible slime. And there was nothing she could do about it except linger in the fantastic orgasm. She just experienced Linda. But Peter's cock remain direct on. Belinda was so impressed with his skills, she knew she could learn much more from him, so she crawled back to him.

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She off again? Oh, my God. On Give it a minute. Belinda was a failure

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on put her mouth over his Penis and continue to screw him with her lips. Teeth, tongue road. Wow.

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But surely you'll be like glass it now.

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Just so you still got it.

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I mean, he's got it now, but it sounds like he will be an absolute tatters because the throat now

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everything she secretly knew she was ready to become his sex slave. He would ask her.

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I don't think it's a secret. It wasn't first thought. Girlfriend Sex slave called.

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She would scream firm or until he agreed. She thought

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that would be annoying. E o k.

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So eastenders all of a sudden Oh, my goodness. But Peter Rouse was no normal individual, and he knew when a girl was under his sexual spell as Belinda Now Waas. So he let her screw his Penis in her mouth and began using the mud to Mark Belinda's tits, ass, mouth and ears with symbolic signs. But I could kill Let's

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hire a terrific We think that Pete might be better Weird.

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Well, that that is the

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first indication he is mouth. Yes, just draw around with little Ariel Zone like

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a cloud like like like clown

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makers. Like Sort of like the Joeckel. It's

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mud. She was still kneeling on the ground, so he took the opportunity to write more symbols on her back, which would bind her to him sexually for the next year.

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What the actual f ing. What the fuck around you put like a best

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before day on tobacco. His cock then started to ejaculate semen, which he quickly caught in his hands. He then covered her hair with it. Ah, twisting it into a ponytail,

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ready to go out. Thinks that wet Look up, Theo

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because it's rocky. That is Belinda's long black hair mixed with transparent sperm, the most powerful sexual symbol he knew. What makes them

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the hell is Pia's deal? Wait

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till the second date to get all your weird like cult stuff

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like dinner. Maybe go see a film or close to it or something, and it's a really nice guy. And then you add House Day three. Well, pay my body mods with ancient symbol on, then e o U T. I think

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I'm definitely gonna be a sex slave Belinda, though she didn't know it was now well and truly ensnared. And, truth be told, it was what Belinda would have wanted. Wow, it's weird.

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Brilliant

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insight, Thank you that could set up the whole book.

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Yeah, it's weird, said James Scoop. But you know, when they put the like, they're like five stars from you. You can

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put that on the cover if you want along with. It's not a book. The whistle brought them back. The whistle

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was the end quote into this. Okay,

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The whistle brought them both back to the present day present. But they are Jane Austen. Tell him

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it's a maze, a metaphor for a time issue. Oh, maybe would love time. Travel porn.

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The whistle brought them both back to the present day. Peter hurriedly put on his thong while Belinda tried to get rid of some of the month. She was now covered in on the come in her hair.

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Probably one, maybe the Siri's of bunkers symbols all over a body. Maybe

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she's a mess, but in the gasped When can I see you next? Peter,

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please, I need you might need it, and this was never Belinda,

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she said. desperately, I mean seriously love

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A great way to say it. But Linda's

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head over heels Hush, my beautiful Belinda, I will see you tonight at 11. I thought you said no. One ever at 11:30 p.m. In the horse and jockey pub, where I know you have a room we can use. Belinda smiled her gratitude to him and said,

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and smiles is supposed to make it clear that my gratitude is

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coming to you. I won't say thank you. I'll just imply it with my face. But in the smiled, her gratitude to him and said, It will be so good. I promise you ask anything you want. I somehow feel enslaved to you. You are Belinda as I am to you, replied

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Peter. This'd the waiters wedding vows I have ever heard until tonight.

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Well, like a Deer Lake until until we meet again. And yes, James, that is the end of the chapter. He's in a good place right now. I think it's great that she's finally found someone to share in her sexual fantasies with because she is quite kinky.

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Isn't she says it's an emotional connection like no one, because she was enjoying the sex side of things. She had her main aim, which seemed to be like getting ahead in business. Basically, sexual prowess is a tool. Where is now? She's forgotten all that. I really like him. She hasn't even closed the deal. That's very un. Belinda.

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Yeah, she didn't She didn't mentally pencil a meeting or even closer legs on it

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that much very slippery.

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So what's Chapter eight called? Chapter eight is called the Tom Bola

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Way. We're definitely out amazing into a village fair by the sounds of a fate. I can hardly wait. I love Tom Bowler. I fear it's not going to think

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that you'd

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be getting somewhere with 1/2 used bottle of like conditioner. Wasn't it would be fair, which he

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could use a nice box of biscuits, some potpourri on a few, like weird like cat figurines, usually

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Rockies drawing on. Wear

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a gifted family with mambo the Tom Hola, Ise. Great. What curveballs did not see that title company

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where we go way going that you've come from like how do we get from amazed? Total Bola? I don't wait. We have sworn an oath not to jump ahead in this book. So James and I don't know anything that is gonna happen ahead of you reading it to his Jamie. You sometimes read the day off, don't

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you? Yeah. Just so I can get to grips with the poor grammar.

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I hadn't have made that pact with you guys. I would be skipping ahead. No end because I have that book. I have found you downloaded it. But in the blink, go get it immediately from Amazon. It's a bargain. But it takes everything in my being every lead not to read the next

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act to resist. You must resist. Read along with

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others. If you are as obsessed as we are with the antics off Belinda, then get in touch. Let us know your thoughts, feelings and emotions. You can find us on Instagram on Twitter and on Facebook Simply Google might our opponent.

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It will be the first hit once again. A great read brother. Oh, thank you very much And thank you both for joining me and thanks everyone for listening. One small,

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weak. I love you, Thio.

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