following Podcast Contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Previously on my dad wrote a porno. Surely Belinda has Stockholm syndrome, too, because she had a great old time in the maze. Unloved. The Duchess pop cattle people in glass houses shouldn't shag amazes. Well,

well, then they started to kiss me all over, and eventually one of them called Kevin started to lick my pussy. Another called Danny massaged my tits on 1/3 called Sean Kissed my And speaking of which interrupted Belinda, how did you lose your hair? Hello, Blinkers. It's that time again. I'm here with James and Alice. Hi, guys. Have you weeks been good

Hollow without Belinda in Milan? I'm glad we're back in the flow. That feels that there was a long time where we were without new material from Rocky. And now everyone has got their calendar. Sir, Monday's porno day sorted

by the end of Lent.

Weirdos binging on bone.

I can't wait to get back into the book. So how did we think first chapter went, Guys, it didn't disappoint. Put it away. I was pretty pleased

mainly with your singing.

To be honest, I'm mortified by that. I'm so sorry, because also, I didn't even know the words. So I was just kind

of a lot of humming thing was that it was a well known ditty. And then you only the title

words. I've subsequently really listened to my parents recording of it. It's about the old Mountain. Time is one of the lyrics.

It's just such a beautiful sound. It almost doesn't need

words. So you guys ready them? Yeah, let's Let's go, Belinda, Blink to Chapter two Amsterdam. Um,

doesn't get back with Di. That makes it sound like the plane's going down. The way you say. I think it's time to be like a day on hold. Yeah, terribly sorry. Try again. Amsterdam. That's my street.

Wonderful. It's the streets. Okay, you got your

passport. I'll boarding. Pass ready. She won't get through security way. Think Belinda will incline case with muscle builder when it surely that's on the list of things. It's dangerous to carry on. And let's go to set

everything off that screams

hold. Look. Check it, for goodness sake. Jacket.

She needs to check

it before she wrecks it. Seatbelts light on extra leg room seat, please. Mile High Club, Mile High Club. Got into my heart club. Oh, God. She literally just do it in the aisle, er or in a seat on the trolley, Do you think? Yeah. Just recline a CEO.

Okay, everybody but in the blink to chapter to Amsterdam. Sorry.

Just before we start in the way that he's done with patio Hamlin, for example, drawn on Irish stereotypes. Heritage, please. Sorry. Heritage. I feel like there's gonna be loads of Dutch. Kind of, you know, the little Yes. Chul it. Windmills. Yeah. Exact works calmly. There's definitely gonna be something on a bike.

What? She has the office bicycles, the tires of the city. Jet squealed only once as Belinda touchdown at skipper Airport City Jets.

What is the city jet? That's not an airline? Is that he's thought I don't want to give any airtime proper airline because we could get a huge sponsorship deal. Why give it away for free? He doesn't want to say easyJet. Well, now you've said it great things. 200 mill down the drain. That's

Stavros will be on thio. So cool City jets and I just want to say there's actually a comma after the words city jet, so it really should read the tires of the city. Jet squealed only once.

That's Belinda touched out. Skipper, please read it as it's written. We'll never get through. If you

don't, you're seriously. I'm saving your world of pain here. It was a textbook landing on

Belinda hoped it would be good if it's not a textbook landing. You've crashed. You've gone very, very wrong. It

was a textbook landing on Belinda hoped it was a good omen for her short trip after collecting her loan suitcase from the baggage hall.

It was the only one on the floor is a private jet

brackets. Was everyone traveling

light these days? Okay, comment on this. Not wanting to spend on check located from using the whole. I don't think there's ever been a flight where yours is the only well. So how much is therefore that she's got a chequebook? Oh, it's this England case, isn't it? Of course it goes with you everywhere. It's a spirit animal. She's clearly been fanning around, literally on everyone's gone and collected their bags and left, and she's that Mine's the only one on the carousel and it's like, No, you probably shagged a flight attendant and that took some time. And now yours is the only one

left. Even spritz in gin and tonic all over yourself.

Not included on that flight. Or she was just stood in the corner thinking about how textbook landing 38 minutes

after collecting her loan suitcase from the baggage all was everyone traveling light these days. She made her way to the airport exit, a short, fat man with a sign saying Blumenthal was leaning against one of the pillars.

He's gonna get some fire. So she

likes him. A wary Belinda approached him and asked the obvious

question. The obvious question in Chapter one. Book one was, When you gonna fuck May. So I'm really scared about what the obvious question is here.

A wary Belinda approached him and asked the obvious question. Are you

waiting for Mae Theo? Three only, apparently look alive. But Linda Jesus,

if you're from steals, pots and pans and your core Blumenthal, then

yeah, well, yes, because that's how the system works. And I write the name of the person I'm picking up. Then you approach. If you're that person and then we leave together. She's the worldwide sales director of Pots and Pans Company, and she can barely get a cab. Well, don't try. Don't know Heathrow, for God's

sake, she's not used to getting

the fares too low.

Wow, that's great. Yes, I'm Belinda Blumenthal, and I've got a full PM appointment with your purchasing director. Mr. Robbins,

He's the cab driver. Hey, he doesn't work for the company's is a cab driver. Her uber ratings plummeting by the second is like water. People don't want this idle chitchat. You've

got a four p. M. Appointment. Linda, I have a 4 p.m. Appointment with your purchasing director, Mr Robbins. New character, New character alert. Ding, ding, ding. Good. And yes, you have let me take your bags and follow me to

the car. Get in the car. He's black, and he's like, Yes, you d'oh! You

might I say a word of welcome to the company. What fantastic breasts and

legs. You have waas every single time. You see? So sure it isn't a driver who clearly doesn't work for the company that she's got the appointment, so he's not gonna be well coming out to the company number one. Number two. Yes, you can welcome me to the company, but don't comment on my breasts and legs like that's no agree night for that. Do you think they put that on a banner at the welcome party? You have fantastic breasts. Welcome to home.

Some poor bastard's got. You've got a lovely personality.

You you're a consummate professional. She'll never get that

one. Never. Although in this world, Belinda smile back at him, wondering if she could show a bit of nipple was a sign of appreciation.

Is that what you d'oh? I mean, is that a Dutch thing?

Also, what's a bit of nipple? Is it like a little side bit

of theory early, or do you just make a kind of circle like a A Okay. Sign around the nipple. And then just seeing the senator, you have a point? Yeah. Gross. That rivet, if you will,

was enough of it. But Linda smile back at him, wondering if she should show a bit of nipple is a sign of appreciation. We're all Dutchmen is forward. Is this?

Let's bloody hope. No, that's hope so, Aunt in action. It's so gross. An eighties, though they're not in the car having sex. I know. I haven't since theeighties no more. Just like I don't feel like a cab driver now would pick you up from the airport and go Nice tits. Nice legs. Loved you wanna than putting in the boot. That wasn't a euphemism. Just stress is still not in the car. And I feel like the moment we get in the car running. Oh, you're getting really

stressed out about

her not being with the coach. James is so tight. He's just thinking. I hope this is not expensive. I feel that once we get in, the car will then skip like five hours and get straight. When James gets a cab, he doesn't wait for them to stop that key moving. I'll just get in the door 30 minutes later. Come on.

Vindicated. James Cooper. Okay. I feel like I deserve a round of applause or a bit of nipple. Least Sorry. Appreciation. Lovely. 30 minutes later, they pulled into a reserved parking space outside a nondescript but very old building in the canal district of Amsterdam is all canal. That would be Amsterdam, then.

Yeah, Yeah, that's famously the city of Amsterdam.

she adjusted her bra's here, making sure she covered her wonderful nipples.

That's what the bra's here does for you. What was it doing before? Just hanging down? She will wear it backwards, so it just covers the shoulder blades,

which the chauffeur had been inspecting during the drive.

Keep your eyes on the road. He been inspecting the bra's ear? No or the next. So

she's pulling up her

bra's ear. Go down. Let's no get to the mechanic, and there

are again adjusted. She adjusted her bra's here, which the chauffeur had been inspecting during the drive and pulled her blouse back over her breasts. She didn't really want to create a bad first impression with all of Peter's staff,

so she shocked him.

The high Dutch Gables overlooked the very famous Herron Grab Act Gentleman's Canal.

Sorry, Herr Incorrect is for Gentleman's

canal. I think it probably is. He seems to have done his research

So much lingo in there. Is he spent time?

There has

been I've been with him. Did you see the head and got to get back? So

there we had some lovely craps. Rightful.

See if they make an appearance. Oh, her breasts hung like craps, thinking perhaps folded into pancake

bit of Nutella.

We haven't had chocolate body paint yet, but I really would not put it past him.

So that overlooking very famous hair and grass act or gentlemen's canal

very famous. We've all heard of the heaven cracked. Oh. Yep, yep.

And I'm Saddam. Yeah. Yeah. And this is if I am pronouncing that incorrectly, please get in touch. In a past life, it was obviously a merchant's warehouse. But today had been converted to the exclusive head office of Pete Arouses International Company, where only the executive directors were quartered. The driver open the car door on Belinda, stepped out, making sure he saw

Whoa. Don't think about

making sure he saw a long length of thigh with just a peek of thorn. In fact, the driver once again

a peak of song think bigger.

She strode boldly across the pavement and entered through the antique wooden double doors. Drink. Oh, antique. Yeah. The driver has been instructed to take her suitcase, the upmarket and beside hotel. Just a few minutes. Walk away from the offices here. Peter Rouse had reserved one of their exclusive presidential rooms,

Presidential for the first Lady Belinda, First lady of pots and pans.

They're exclusive presidential rooms for her used. During her short trip, Belinda walked across the reception and passed her business card to the pretty blonde lady who was behind the desk.

Why just wanders around Just handing out business cards. That

story that that is how she's climb the slippery slope of businesses handing out of business. Carter. Everyone,

she means. If I have business cards, though, I would give them out all the time.

Rockies just bought some

business cards. Has a are the generic ones that even have his name on?

I've got more than his name. Alice got on them. I'll wait for you to give you one tomorrow. How about will instagram it? Okay, after this episode

goes out with a strong look, Is the design

strong? It's It's It's beautiful. I feel like it's gonna pomegranates or James is an actual picture of a vagina. It's like Rocky

comes in the shape of a vagina at the car.

See it? Look out for that on Instagram. But in the walked across to reception and passed her business card to the pretty blonde lady who is that behind the desk? Belinda studied her. Was she operated

the computer operating the computer? What is it like the Enigma Machine or something? It's Windows 95

definitely. But in decided her she operated the computer. She reckons she was about 36 on the natural blonde Thea outline of her tight ass peeked out from a knee length business skirt

was operating. The computer with a bad actor also piqued how sure it's a skill was. It's sagging underneath.

And how low is the desk that she's working

on ass? Less chaps like what she went ring picked out. I think about it. Rocky,

the outline of a tight ass peeked out from a knee length business skirt, and the legs looked half decent

half season that's like from ankles and a good from knee to thigh craps.

I have an appointment with Dr Robbins at 4 p.m. Blender and form of the receptionist, she replied by confirming Miss Blumenthal of steals, pots and pans, Belinda grimaced. She just couldn't get used to that corny name of her parent company,

Corny of all of her problems. I think

that man's name is the least

of them Also, if you grimaced every time they say the name of your company not giving off a great vibe, I exactly know a great

ambassador for your company. Belinda grimaced. She couldn't get used to the corny name of her parent company. Yes, that's me.

A about with all of the delivery for everyone listening. Jamie kind of roll resizing, really a body. She's living at the whole thing.

Yes, that's me

so much. Is she paying? You think it was at the same time it is

Mr Daniel. Thank you. Please follow me. We'll take the elevator to the first

floor and I'll sign you in like, 1/2. I hate it when people do that work. Getting Lithia one floor so annoying, so annoying is that why she's got withered with uses the chair lift. Shelby stays in the chair. Much judgment.

We'll take the elevator to the first floor and I'll sign you in it. That floors reception. Sorry about all the security, but we do get the occasional terrorist threat from time to time. As we're pretty high profile

company pots and pans are famously a target target number one of the really get the heart of the country. Don't let them boil things. That's the last time you'll fry an egg. Wanna make passenger? Don't think so. What? Don't have a microwave unwanted. Reheat those beans. I don't think so. Sweet. Uh, okay, who's been doing it all wrong? Oh, goodness. We should call John Lewis right now. Warn them.

Sorry about all the security, but we do get the occasional terrorist threat from time to time. As we're a pretty high profile company, Dr Robbins has been notified you're in the building. Belinda walked across the lift, glancing at the gently swinging rear end in front of her.

Sounds like a Ross is half decent thing. It's a It's

a grandfather clock. Belinda walked across the lift, glancing at the jet

across the left. How Big's the lift?

Also want arrest swinging watches in the lift That's very old. Belinda walked across the left, glancing at the gently swinging rear end in front of her. Belinda fell to twang

deep between full chord.

It's like one of

our sting brown. Is it, like includes some explains all. When Sam came up with a Do beg your pardon. That was just a twang between my own long legs. Also, how's

it reverberating? So much is

going on in this lift. There's so much activity. You

know, In the meeting, you Belinda felt a twang deep between her own long legs. She pursed her lips and blew a quick kiss, which she knew the receptionist couldn't possibly

see. And what's the point? Yeah, something

aware day or mental, however unluckily for Belinda. She turned around

at that precise moment. So embarrassing. Okay,

the blonde blushed. The lift chimed

in perfect synchronicity.

The journey to the first floor was uneventful.

It wasn't a journey. It's still going to the first floor.

Our case data. The journey to the first floor was uneventful, apart from the creaking and straining of the 19 thirties era lift. Oh, then the left suddenly shuddered to a halt, and the lights dimmed. Toe half power. Oh, no, they're stuck. But in the thought it was possibly a power cut. Surely not a terrorist attack.

Think they can keep that from also again terrorist attack, dimming the lights in the lift? Let's make it really difficult to see on that slow journey from the ground to the first. Let's reduce their power bills Come on, guys.

The blonde looked Belinda and said, Don't be worried. These old lifts do this all the time. The doors will open in a few minutes. She then started to remove her jacket in blouse. It does get hot in here very quickly. You may want to do the same.

It's kind of the Mile high Club. That's kind of the 50 yard off the ground club. Yeah, it's not quite as exciting, is

it? Belinda followed suit and unfastened her blouse.

Why does she have a fastener blouse? She might just leave it open. It's never done up.

Also, the blonde removed her jacket. Why is Belinda stripping off her blouse?

Presumptions Penelope. She always presumes people wanna have a go. Answer. Melons isn't a pomegranate Presumptions. Penelope. Let

me help you with that. The blond receptionist

said she doesn't need how

she expertly undid the rest of Belinda's blouse on uncoupled her bra and coupled, Is that the terminology uncoupled

what consciously uncoupled. Like Gwyneth and Chris? That's interesting.

Two hearts, and it just

comes with no very much. Now

Belinda's breasts consciously uncoupled. Belinda's tits fell out. The blonde lady gasped. You have exceptional breasts Belinda.

She gasped because they were so exceptional.

May I call you?

But Linda Maze full of her boobs? Yeah. Course you can call a Belinda. Yeah. Oh, I hope that's not too forward.

You have exceptional breasts, Belinda. May I call you that? Only if you tell me your name and let me see your naked ass reply. Belinda smiling.

Always a caveat. Isn't that what you can call me my name

if Show me your normal. It's my lady, isn't it? Oh, yeah, Lady, She's not be called Belinda. I wonder what name's gonna bay

feel? It would be good for something. Dutch, Dutch. I'm Cristina. And here's my ass. I'm gonna start using that.

I'm Cristina. And here's my Christina Quickly pulled down a skirt and knickers and bent over to allow Belinda

to Robert. It's over. Castillo. Very obliging. Exotic dancer whipped the pants right often. CI Christina without another

nod. Also, that swinging acid

all over his breath. Really? In here. I'm Cristina, and here's my Christina

Quickly pulled down her skirt and knickers on bent overto allow Belinda to rubber tits over, Harass, cheat

to allow her like she knew that was what was gonna happen. Do you think Kristina's I What is she doing? Look, but do not touch or rubber bits of your body against it,

please. So she bent over to allow Belinda to Robert. It's over her ass cheeks. Can

I just say, What if the lift suddenly started again and Belinda the door's open if that if the door's open, but it just wouldn't even apologize. Dr. Robbins is

gonna get quite a shock. I think it's a blend of secretly hoping for

Is he a doctor of pots and pans? I mean, God knows,

they don't think he'll be a gynecologist.

Everyone else seems to pay. Try. Apart from Rocky,

she brought in a skirt and liquors and bent over to allow Belinda to rubber tits over your ass cheeks. In doing so, Belinda grasped Kristina's tits. Kristina stood up and pulled off her blouse and bra. She was now virtually naked when she's completely. Yeah, well, she's our shoes

on his skirts around her ankles. Okay,

which classes? Doesn't. She was a magnificent, well tanned creature, perfectly honed in every way on obviously spent all his spare time

in the gym. I beg to differ. Not perfectly honed in every way. Legs, Roni. Semi decent.

Also in the gym, otherwise known as the Ritz spot.

Very nice chin.

Christina, pull Belinda skirt down a relieved her of her phone relieved

and go. Oh, thank you. Has been writing may

have been straight today. The two girls played with each other's naked bodies and started kissing the

lift. Jilted Oh oh ho Kristina's It's not to be a Dutch. I think he means no. Oh, no. So eyes Amsterdam, maybe, is oh, how way better get dressed, you Oh! Oh ho. Linda does have hose in a ll the area code.

But thing is, I think it is no, cause it's spelled H Joe like Santa Claus to say

ho Oh,

hi, Right. So Oh ho, I think he means Oh, no, right. Oh ho, Christina said, We better get dressed. Thes lift doors will open up in about one minute.

Christine has done this

before. We open up much like Belinda's. It's like a spy

movie. These doors will open in 60 seconds. Put on your clothes. I'm gonna remove my breast from your ass. Now. We don't have long

is like a really dated version of Charlie's

Angels original. There's usually like a red wire and a blue, and they don't know which one to cup. In this case, it's just the wire of the G string. Just a position back on the grass, feeds of sweat falling from a head

like mission. Impossible. The two girls scrambled to put on their clothes, had virtually finished. Justus, the lift restarted on the doors opened here.

Doesn't restart open because you'd be like Midway would be at before. Yeah, exactly.

They both smoothed back, their hair composed themselves, have walked out of the lift as if nothing had happened.

A lot left doesn't have CCTV

now, safely on the first floor, Christina signed Belinda in and left her to wait for Dr Robbins in a beautifully decorated visitorsarea.

I'm really intrigued by Dr Robin. What? Why is there a doctor in this industry?

Reared five minutes later, a middle aged gent exited from one of the doorways fronting on to the canal. He walked quietly down the corridor towards

Belinda. That sounds like you, like, snuck up

on a beauty. He was quite oddly dressed for a Dutchman as he was covered in Harris Tweed with Brown brogues

on his feet, covered in it, not even just wearing lots of items made a

onesie of tweed. He looked much more like a Scottish MP than avarice.

You have a very distinct look. There's wear tartan all year round. Nicholas Sturgeon is

always wearing that Scottish. His face smiled when he saw

it. He smiled. His face contains the mouth, which does the smiling rubber masks.

His face smiled when he saw Belinda and gestured for her to follow

him. What he's faced in its face yesterday,

Of course it did. Miss Blumenthal, I presume. What was? No one knows.

He's twice why nobody wear a name tag, for God's sake, she's already given a business card out.

Yes, sir, Belinda replied. And I take it that you were Dr Robbins. Indeed, the very same lied. Still smile. Peter Rouse has told me a lot about you, Peter Rather back. But he did admit I would have to find out myself how you take. Oh, if

you see what I mean. Yeah, she sees. We'll

say Israel seeing vagina.

There's nothing subtle in this book, so we all say.

But in this mild Yes, Peter did send me a quick itinerary this morning of my time in Amsterdam. And I now have a full two hours discussing contracts with you. Well, go put the kettle on,

shall we? Can you just do a summary and send it?

And I know I have a full two hours discussing contracts with you on. Very boring. It will be too

welcoming.

But we do have to do these things, don't we,

Belinda way? Yeah, but we don't have to hear it, Rocky. That's like Rockies Acknowledgment, isn't it? He's like, Come on, guys. We know that has to be paperwork done

and very boring. It will be, too. But we do have to do these things. Don't be Belinda. May I call you that?

Everyone has a name. I call you Belinda. Is it rude to call someone by the first name? Mr. Levine? Thing is, if people going you're a dick. Do you mind if I call you that? It's like you do. But I don't want you calling me my four name. We have to do these things. Hold back way.

Do you have to do these things, don't we? Belinda? May I call you that?

Why, yes. Of course, I

wouldn't dream of you calling

me anything else for That is my name. Alicia specified. They're not even in the meeting room. Oh, isn't that see Jet fuel along? Put me of city jail out of this town. I don't wanna do this anymore.

Why, yes, of course. I wouldn't dream of you calling me anything else. Now, here we are. Please step into my world.

Oh, really? Won't come with me.

Robbins opened one of the few doors

line Robert Old Robin's years of study. Gone for Robin's. The doctor is off. Just

Robbins. Robbins opened one of the few doors line in the corridor and ushered Belinda inside. Belinda gasp! Tough. The office was full of ancient furniture. On wall hangings of erotic

are ancient furniture.

The office was full of ancient furniture and wall hangings of erotic art. But the centerpiece was an extremely large wooden oak desk with a stunning red leather top.

Oh, would gasp a good desk.

Oh, I have a confession here, Guys. Dad did warn me that he was inspired by a purchase that I made a couple of years ago, which waas An antique oak wooden desk with a red leather

top. That's such a relief. I was something, Anything. Hey, what have you bought?

It wasn't the erotic are I'm just saying this has added levels

of growth, is just too close

to home a little

bit. I mean, you dad wrote it, so it's always quite place. Three places

you can get. It literally is from home. It's a lot to take him. It must have been 200 years old and looked well used, with many contractual papers strewn across it on NASA's. I imagine behind it was one of the original warehouse windows facing the canal drink through, which streamed glorious sunshine from the strong afternoon sun Robin's wave to a chair at the far side of the room and perched himself in front of Belinda on the edge of his desk.

Oh, Robbins is going to be a class. A gross old man isn't

creepy now, Robin said. As you know, we have made our first order. At that moment, a previously hidden side door to the office opened, and a bespectacled from pally dressed, middle aged but still somewhat attractive secretary entered the room with an armful of papers.

This is the first and attractive person that we've had in the pots and pans industry. You're right. Ah!

Oh! Home sweepstakes or name

of Kerik? Okay. From plea dress. Karen. Karen, I'm going to get back to get, like, a classic

Girlz Girlz not far off.

Ah, Helga. Oh,

thank you. These are the contracts for this morning's meeting. I take it. No, she just brought you contracts from another bloody meeting

house. This is lost cause she's not great eyesight. She wandered in also. He says this morning's meeting, but they're being bathed in an afternoon, son, what is the time?

And it's a four o'clock meeting.

Uh, rookie. Oh, hello. Uh huh.

Jammy near Dr Robbins. How would you put the papers down? Nodded it Belinda and went back to what must have been her office

area. What was that greeting

Jann mean?

Google. Translate. Let's Google translate. Go

on, Hit me with it. J a space M e N w Janina

Interesting. Okay. It means yes. Uh oh. Yami yami, Nina.

Yeah, Meena Dr Robbins.

Or it could be Hindi. Oh, no, we're fine.

It's Dutch. How would you put the papers down? Nodded it Belinda and went back into what must have been her office area

hovel room coming up the side of the parents told back into the area. That must have been her burrow 90 yourselves

with Robin's, then purposely moved to the other side of the desk, as if you've decided on something and quickly tied it away. The papers strewn across it, placing them beside the pile. Helga had left for his attention.

I think we all know what he's thinking. He coughed. Know, maybe.

Don't, Belinda. This sunlight is unseasonably harsh. Would you like to remove your jacket? You must be feeling hot. Belinda thought for a split second and answered, yes. And would you mind if I loosened a few of my blouse

buttons with the signed going to unpick the thread? If you don't mind, how do you lose to the button? That's the worst thing. A loose buttons at the most annoying thing. Yes,

and would you mind if I loosened a few of my blouse buttons at the same time? No, not at all. We're all adults here.

Oh, he's such a horrible.

And he laughed in a high pitched feminine

way. I'm not,

Yeah, so it's like No, not at all. We're all adults here.

Hey, don't always like a math professor is looks like the wheat O's. That's exactly how I pictured him. Yeah,

and he left in a high pitched a feminine way. How unattractive, Very unattractive. Belinda took off her jacket and unfastened two buttons at the top of her cream colored blouse and two more of the bottom

leaving None got up in the middle

of this. Left only one.

Oh, I do beg your pardon,

which is now being quite unfairly challenged by her ample breasts.

Unfair On who? Wait does have a personality, but versus breast. I know who's gonna win.

This left only one which was now being quite unfairly challenged by her ample breasts, even though they were being adequately contained by her Brazil. Dr. Robbins that back in his office chair and appraised the now slightly uncomfortable Belinda,

he's never usually uncomfortable. It'll be that life should be like, Oh, I was up for this until he laughed. Hey, stripping

is like mother's

milk tea. Oh, I think you should speak to someone. I mean, we'll talk about it outside of this, but there are warning signs and I'd feel bad if I just

in the day, I actually

think I should not to. Dr Robbins, I mean a proper doctor. But Doctor was a family friend of the family physician. Dr Robbins. It's down to he bust me and my sisters. It's talk to Ryan.

Dr. Robbins sat back in his office share and now praise the now slightly uncomfortable Belinda. He thought himself. I very much like what I see, and Peter did ask me to challenge her. I think I'll put her to the complete test. Oh, God.

I think Peter's put it to the complete test. What Peter did was above and

beyond. I think I will put her to the complete test, one I reserved only for our biggest suppliers and see what happens. Robin's coughed again.

You get that seen to milk of magnesia. We'll stop using old remedies for the 19 thirties lift crew. I know of magnesium.

Dr. Robbins coughed again, and this time, yes, Belinda, to move her chair directly into the strong sunlight. Belinda obliged immediately. She always enjoyed a bit of heat.

She'll be sweating like a fat lot way

Before we discuss the contracts. I would like to offer you a glass of our traditional drink called Jennifer. It's basically Arjun, but with a very strong juniper berry taste. We should have guessed it with Jim. So favorite drink.

Jennifer and Tonic.

The doctor got up. I went to one of the many cabinets lining the walls. He handed Belinda a large glass of the pale white liquid and sat down with his in his chair.

Proust explain. Whoa! Cheers

on. Knocked it down in one. This was territory. Belinda Ni. Well, from a university years and she followed suit.

Where did she go? To

University. University of the Left? Oh, no, probably she can have a good degree. Best friend

Belinda

reaches a shit degree

from Shit University. Thank you. Brilliant.

Belinda Blue, with all studied cake icing and Morris dancing from the University of a Left

Take ice in Morrison's alive, useful skin. It would actually equipped her better than whatever she did. Study, God knows, although to fair Dr Robin sounds mad as a box of rocks off surprise. He's got it. He's just written in crayon, in blood. No.

Robin's got up on refilled the glasses. Once again, the procedure was followed

on

God now, he said. You relaxing Belinda, Knowing little he's taking a drink. Belinda Blink. She smiled. She knew exactly what was coming next, but she very much wanted to tie up the contracts. So she decided to make things easier for the very shy Dr Robbins. Would you mind very much if I remove my high heels? They've been killing me all day.

She's such a little temptress,

Belinda Belinda, Robyn's Robyn's Belinda Belinda replies.

Belinda. Robin's, replied

Belinda. Belinda. Robin's replied, You have no need to ask why you can remove your stockings if you so desire. Belinda smiled and said, You're so so

understand. He's so understanding way.

I think we should issue a public apology for this chapter with

so much else I could have

been doing tonight. Oh, stop it. You had a great time.

Have some Washington that would have been way more productive. Honestly, if you'd written about doing the washing, it would've been sexier than what we've just read.

I think that was a good chapter. I'm gonna defend Rocky or not.

Oh, I'll give him a point for the breasts on the bum cheeks. But other than that, not really Take how It was a long chapter. Dr. Robbins. We've met Helge with Christina. Well, Helga was a bloody waste of space. She just shuffled and shuffled out.

Look, guys, you two are all about the sex. I get that. But I think there's, like, nice subtleties in Rocky's writing. It doesn't all have to be about the sex. We had a little bit of fun, and they had a lot of hurt, which, frankly, is better than reading my dad's pornography. So I'm very much in the camp

of Chapter two. That is an outrageous accusation. We're not all about the sex were about plots, were about things happening. And that was a lot of lead up to a whole barrel of nothing, wasn't

it? But you don't know what's coming next,

but that was a whole

chapter. Okay, look, look. There's one way to settle this. Let's do a poll

on Twitter. Okay, fine. Just one. No, no one likes it. Says Bennett.

We're gonna do a poll worthwhile or a total load of crap. Okay, Christina or Helga will look, maybe it'll be redeemed in Chapter three. What's the title? Chapter three is called the Dutchman's Leather desk.

Well, what was gonna happen? That exactly what should have happened in this? Yeah,

You'll get your money's

worth There about a good shagging on that desk is exactly what I thought was in order

this time. Yeah, we're down a rabbit hole here it with that reporter. We have no idea what the hell's going

on with this book. We need as many eyes and ears on this as possible.

He really, really do. Please get in touch of those on Twitter at down. Try

to porno. Instagram is my dad wrote on Facebook Murder. Wrote a porno as well.

Yes, we're everywhere. So get in the conversation.

Oh, we've got an email for those long with my dad right opponent at gmail dot com. We love getting email. We

do because they're, like, nice and big And get to hear your stories and stuff, So yeah, get in touch. Oh, there's no you're thinking and help us all. Make some center. That bloody book.

Who's gonna be operating the computer? I'll push the button on the left.