Coronavirus Daily Briefing

Fri. 05/21 - the Cicadas Are Turning Into Dismembered, Zombie Sex Fiends

The Brood X cicadas have reemerged and are losing their butts due to a zombie-inducing fungus. Bald eagles are reemerging from the brink of extinction, causing a new trend in puppy fashion: incredibly punk spiky vests. And one of the best fictional bands, Mouse Rat, has reemerged from the Pit to produce an actual real album coming later this summer…