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Jamie, why are

we here? We're here because my dad's in the corner. That's written. Report. Erotic literature.

Previously on my dad wrote a porno,

even if it were being served by the very sexually fulfilled night receptionist called Sam. Is that the young Oh my God, Sam,

You in the name of the young mom,

the Dutch just started to sob.

I do not blame her.

They were now as large as the three inch rivets, which had held the whole of the fateful

tighty. Oh, Theo.

Hello, guys. Welcome back to the final ever chapter

of Belinda Blankets.

My dad wrote Corner, Let me wipe those tears are we've made it. Congratulations. We can just enjoy Christmas now, knowing we'll never have to listen

to bad porn again. It's great, isn't it? It's just out the way, you know, Knew that burden. That weight's lifted?

Yeah, it's like when you've been a weekly food shop. You have done that. Now I have

to worry about it for a while, like Belinda wish she had on that Saturday. But I,

um there's something I want to bring up. I want to get resolved. Oh, we had a female. Oh, God. A jet needs You know what? I love that James is the only person that knows the log in Tori Mo. Didn't even know it was just something I want to resolve on its from Eric. Eric, The title of the email is as a virgin. Okay, So top the title. The title of the male leads into

the mountains caught my attention. Eric, go on.

As a virgin, it is nice to have a parent virgin James Cooper,

in the studio to represent us. That's it. Oh,

and say stupid stuff while pretending he knows things. Eric James, you are rumbled on. Also studio. He wishes the kitchen.

Eric is an anagram of Alice and Jamie. Everyone think of a virgin. Alaric does. I wouldn't say everyone,

but you're part of his team,

right? I'm not vision just to clarify. You have to stay with you on. Don't feel

pressure. He has a right to response. Eric,

I'm not a virgin, Are you? Don't know what? You're not less ambiguous. Nothing wrong with you being

a virgin, Eric, obviously. But I'm not, so I just

want to Have you ever heard someone protest too much for the things

that he felt the need to bring up in the first place speaks volumes.

James. This is obviously because of your perceived lack of knowledge about I presume the female for not your area of expertise. And you never said it. Wa ce you're naive. Charm is what draws people to you, other virgins.

But maybe people don't understand that you're actually gay. Maybe that's the thing That's true. Thank you for

him as a virgin and now is gay. I'm gay Virgin on duh. That's why

I don't have that much knowledge about the female I'd like to be, because it's not what he enjoy. Well, whether it's clear that it's not to my taste,

so to speak. And also James, Mom, listen said, it's the first time, Sure, no, I told you when I get home,

so thanks for getting in touch. Everyone we have really appreciated throughout the series that you guys have been asking us questions and

chatting to us. It's gone crazy husband. Rarely do we have the answers because we are asking as many questions as you, but it definitely is good to know that other people

are struggling. Yeah, definitely. And also just a quick reminder. This is the last chapter of the book. But on Christmas Day we will be having a special episode all about Rocky and his answers to your questions. So hopefully people understand a little bit more about why

this book came into literary. Q and A.

Yeah, exactly. Matching people sat around the table on Christmas Day. Just you've just had your dinner. The porn on Belinda blinked.

I wouldn't recommend it post enough. Maybe just get up. Really? And listen to in the morning and think about it. Yeah,

with headphones on with no one else is around. Precisely. What is the final chapter called Jimmy? The final chapter is called Monday morning. 7:45

a.m. Anything

to add? James? He Well, he doesn't have a timed chapter. Doesn't

any questions about whether that's the correct day.

Definitely the correct day 7 45 she got get work by nine. And I feel like she's about to have a session with the Duchess. Oh, God. To think. Okay. In and out, like a little mouse on your way. Okay, Well, are we ready. John Howman? Yeah. Is this the last time we're ever gonna do this

team?

Belinda blinked. Chapter 14 Monday morning, 7:45 a.m.

I can't bear it. I don't want to say goodbye,

my lady. I feel I need to fulfill your strongest desires. I was straight in straight

in dialogue. That's Melinda Talkinto. Very rarely with dialogue.

Yes, Miss Belinda. Please do what you need to me. And then if you so desire, please fuck me with the black leather dildo.

She keeps saying she's not leaving anything to chance. She's like, Do whatever you want, but I will mention again. Do quite enjoy that

black leather dildo. I mean, it's gonna happen. Surely

it's like when someone goes get me whatever you want for Christmas. But here is the list of links things I'd really like.

What's on your Christmas list, please? Fuck me with a black leather dildo. Hard up my vagina. And don't stop if it pleases you. Miss Belinda

Up. Supposed to walk? Yeah, sideways.

Jesus, my lady, It does please me and I shall fulfill your needs.

I get on with it, then stopped saying offer Philip, will you fulfill it? Yeah, for Philip,

literally. Every time we fill it up with oh, every time they speak of feel like the curtsying to each other like my lady

If it pleases you, my lady, it's like, Oh, yeah, Whatever,

my lady. It does please me and I shall fulfill your needs. But then you need to drive me back to

my car. But then Conover left Paul. Now she's

left

of Jim Sterling. Is he also somewhere milling around?

Yeah, he's probably the Hilson jockey. Stay somewhere looking for his Penis, My lady. It does please me, and I shall fulfill your needs. But then you'll need to drive me back to my car so I can get to work on end this very strange weekend. I mean, it was an understatement. Yeah, is acknowledging that it was a weird and strange weekend,

but wouldn't you feel a bit offended if you've been part of that weird weekend? Well, I call it an adventure, but where'd we can be a bit miffed?

Yes, I accept your terms. Please buckle on the dildo

on fucked me Slowly buckle up. Scream if you want to go faster. Miss Belinda, we have said in the past that certain people are like old school carnies, and now they're very much sounds like one that sounds like she's on the waltzes. Give that she worked quite. Make sure everyone's got the correct safety equipment on, but I do feel like she's like, Yep, I agree to terms. But now fuck me with the dilation really insisted. I don't know if you heard it before,

but Linda walked over to the closet and took out the dildo. Goodness. Hint taken. She carefully strapped it on, making sure it was tight around her ass.

It's carefully like with a hive is that he's

got goggles, the leather straps and chrome buckles. Chrome took the strain, and the dildo was ready for action strain she

liked bulging out. You got it has been eating a lot

of sandwich is the least of what he's been eating. The duchess smiled and opened her legs wide. She lay back on the bed and let Belinda enter her slowly. It's good of, uh, very obliging. I mean, that is what needs to happen if she wants that black leather dildo with a vagina. Belinda lowered her head. Her long black hair fell over the duchess's breasts. She found the still extended nipples would be a good lead. Like something. Hold on to one they

It's a bit of leverage. Purchases safety. Yeah,

she found the still extended nickels and started to chew them gently as she increased the friction on the duchess's clitoral us

The fiction that she needed. Thio relations.

The dildo. No ejaculation to be found. Unfortunately,

that's still

downing Bolt. Someone tweet a picture of the rivets from

the tithe, literally like they're not just long. They really think that I like Penis size phallic. She's got feelings. E J Me. It was The Ship of Dreams

doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania. A low moan came from the bed. Theo Beast Back Control. A low moan came from the bed, which increased in intensity of the two females maintained that rhythm. It's getting a bit nature documentary again back today with that bro, the dildo was strapped on so tightly that Belinda felt its surging movement hit her pubic area each time she penetrated further into the Duchess down to the theater. Just good,

you know when they do those major documentaries where they go into the depths of the sea and the like. Nobody ever sees this. Then they find all these crazy

creatures, you know, in a home alone when he goes down to the basement and see Is that really scary oven?

Oh, yeah, the cold. Great. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, That's the duchess's Don't look inside the duchess's majorities. Also, I just stress he suddenly spell the word dildo with a capital D. I don't think it will be in Book two. It's really gonna come into the floor. Meanwhile, the duchess had found Belinda's tits on was massaging her nipples as strongly as Belinda was chewing her own. They're not hard to find that they're always in the same place. It's not. You have to go home too small. Yeah, the Duchess suddenly, climate.

So I just climbing. Have you noticed? Just climate.

Her orgasm was even Maur infectious on Belinda, You don't have the use of infection, and she pushed the dildo harder into her cervix. Oh my God, control my cervix again. He's obsessed with the cervix, things like Belinda's. Like drilling for oil. She's just going deeper and deeper. Eventually, Belinda came out as gently as she could realign the dildo and went in again,

Theo equivalent of straining the thought through Everything must be straight. Yeah, calibrating the dildo. Is it like GPS? You know when like you've got your Tom Tom and it's like, Oh, I just need to find the room again.

The duchess steadied herself and let out a long sigh as the dildo ovaries.

No, I didn't I didn't think further than service. That's further north, left and right. Well turning corners.

That Liverpool, it's Northwest.

It just didn't happen. Let's pretend. Let's just stop believing that

that happened. Oh my God! Again, Not sexy. This is This manual is meant to turn people on and get them in the mood for sex. How is that doing

that? Can I ask a question which I know none of us will be able to answer, but it's what he just think. All lady bits are inside, but just like jumbled like if you go high enough, you'll hit the heart. If you go high end of your life, tap a kidney. You can access it all just from one entrance. Exactly.

Suddenly she just like one big pinball machine.

Hey believes that it's all just you know within arm's reach. Anything? Exactly. If you care enough when you want it enough, you

can read it. If she is a pinball machine, how much of the ovaries worth?

Like 100 Hard

to hit. But in the pushed it further and further into her vagina, she leant forward and suffer duchesses tits again and started to ride her hard as instructed. Please don't stop. Miss Belinda, please do

so. Sorry, Thio. Vito, you Duchess. But

please do stop. Shall I just stop? Miss Belinda, Get in the car. Go back to work and pretend this

never happened. She's wasting a lot of time. Is it to get back by nine?

Please don't stop. Miss Belinda, this is so good. But Dutch has cried out in ecstasy.

So is crying.

Yes, my lady. Even I'm enjoying it for a change. And soon it's going to be even better. Hang on. What's gonna happen next? What could be better than the black leather builder God Jet thing on on that crop again. Belinda had no idea how she was going to improve, but she was up for it for at least another 10 minutes in the moment. So I give it 10 more minutes of this, Then I gotta

go tell minutes of pure ecstasy. Go.

The Dutch has lasted only two minutes. When she orgasms on Belinda felt it was time to change Tack.

What? She lasted? It was a two minute orgasm.

Yeah. Wow. Oh, no, no. Sorry. I think she lasted. It was two minutes until she next orgasm. So she's orgasm twice

now. Quite good rate. The 02 minute rest.

By now, she herself was feeling extremely horny and standing up. She unbuckled the dildo and threw it onto the floor. Okay, my lady, it's your turn to please May.

That wasn't

the deal. Suck me all over.

Oh, look a lot like a lozenge if you've got a sore throat. A

calypso. So I'm just thinking of different things. You can suck way, Belinda. Lay down on the bed as the duck just got onto her knees. Needing no further instruction, the Duchess started to lick Belinda's breasts. Her tongue snake down to her pubic hair.

It's snake down from Brest to the pubic hair, as in, like moved ahead. Journeymen. Serpent is nomadic tongue. She's got the captain, hasn't she? The Duchess she's got that rough tongue verbal

tongue snake down to her pubic hair and follow the trail to have

a jillion a trail that's a trade

copy that longer. Try a lever

unless she's got one of those Harry chest like

men. Meanwhile, Belinda grabbed her servants and poor tits and started to rub them hard.

Rob them. I don't know what Rupp means in this contact. Can people get some

like different techniques? I feel like they just do the same. Roberts hit like the trail of those tits like paper thin, like he's really just scrunching them. Really,

This is like a paper napkin, like if you would like to like in films, when writers are really distressed and they've got my thesis paper threatening, that's kind of what she's doing.

Maybe she's just like drying hands like Theo, Duchess groaned. Belinda groaned as a clip started to be published by the duchess's tongue. We'il grown.

I'm not surprised because the duchess's tongue is rough. Azulai rough because it's been punished.

Good for exfoliation, though I bet Belinda's like, lovely put some moisturizer on.

Oh yeah, yes, Her skin will be buff. Yeah,

A few minutes later, Belinda orgasm not once, but twice. Her mind went into turmoil. Good. She's

like, What have I done? What does What's the meaning of life? Why do I keep making these choices? What does it

boil? The deep sensations were too much for her. She struggled to regain consciousness and all she could murmur was Thank you, my lady. Thank you, my

lady. I hate J exposed impressions off. But why? She was so tentative

after an orgasm,

like, well brought up, Isn't she in terms of, like, polite, very polite. Is it written

like that? Are you adding that as for artistic

quiver that you do in

the voice I'm just trying to give it a bit of contest, cause she just had all she could do was murmuring Thank you, lady. Thank you, my lady. I'd rather you did, to be honest. Thank you, Miss Belinda was the only reply she received as the duchess got up and went to the closet. I mean, what the reply would you expect? It's like Narnia in

that Just pull it out. Mr. Tumnus pops out.

You know what? I would be surprised. It's time we finish this crazy weekend, So let's get back to our real lives before we're missed.

All right, That was it. It's over at the end of the chapter. You talking to us? Let's get back. To

realize exactly hope it matter, though, isn't it? I agree, but what are you looking for? Reply? Belinda, My riding gear. I know I had it with me.

O g O. Over there. Maybe you want to wear something else. You don't love me. That black deal, they're just I

was a slimming black

builder takes from day to night. I

know I had it with me. I never had it with me. But don't worry. I've got my white linen suit right here. Phew! She's back to the man from Del Monte Ways aware that instead the midday meeting at the Jockey Club doesn't require any formal

where she just completely nonplussed by the fact that she's lost all

the riding here. I must have been quite an expensive outfit, but she's rich is a doctor, isn't she? The Jockey Club doesn't require any formal wear unless it's a dinner. Of course she left. I'm willing to join the end of the corker from this. I mean, this should be a common it is. Please tell me we're doing a comedy drama she left on. Belinda joined in, totally unaware of the etiquette of horse riding circles.

Oh, what is she like us? She didn't get the dinner gag. Like, as in, I think that was like a kind of dinner reference for the horse, Riding said.

Dad is totally unaware of the etiquette of the horse riding circles as well.

So clearly,

I think we can tell he's done no research. That's not fair. I'm son of Iraqi here. He probably went on the horse riding website or something.

Has a wooden horse.

I've never seen him in a hole. Has he seen a horse? Well, he grew up on a farm, so Okay,

just a final. He's always sheep and pigs divorces.

Sure. Another little fun Fact that rocket group uniform

love that insight. You know I do. And explain so much. So little mud. Think on

the town hall clock. You know, he probably used to take her mind by the town hall clock. Yes, it was a simpler time for everyone.

Free Belinda, blink simply times

a much simpler tonic for my family.

So why you made it so complicated

by writing this book and just making all our lives way more complicated annuals. I feel your pain, James. Then triple it. Belinda and the Duchess showered separately. Oh, no, I don't want you to see me in

the shower. My rivets on my own. I think Prudie, now,

when they're getting clean is like their last each of the clean

and naked. Didn't they already showered together? So, yeah,

they washed each other. Maybe they're just so it tries to each other. They couldn't control themselves if they were together.

Yeah. I mean, the Duchess does sound hat to try

Self control is the duchess's thing. So Belinda and the judges showered separately, then dressed and prepared themselves for the day while Belinda hooked up the horse box. The four by four, the Duchess packed the leather dildo safely into its special zinc coated

case. Kryptonite I e. You want to do? I don't know. Does it, like, protect the leather?

The Dutch has packed the leather dildo safely into its special zinc coated case, much like a professional photographers camera.

Oh, sure. Yeah. You know when you see a Securitas bomb? Yeah, I feel like she's like, packed off security, and it's been driven off

like what celebrities were like really expensive jewelry on the red carpet.

That's how she Oh, yeah,

You think it looks like one of those cases that you have, like, loads of money and when you open the money and she surprises people

just like Jesus,

I thought I was gonna be money

like 25 grand. No, no, that's

my dildo is got lighting in there and everything.

Uh,

it's the Ark of the Covenant, and it's just a dildo. With the motel room cleared, the duchess locked the door, left the keys at reception and started the engine of the big vehicle. In fairness, she only scuffed one corner on the journey back to the country house where Belinda's Merc was parked.

Clipped it Well,

I think this is a reference to the fact that she's a terrible driver.

But if you scuff a corner that many crash, isn't it? Yeah, you

have to get that sorted. Julie's a low claims, but Linda jumped out of the front passenger seat and said farewell to the duchess. They had swapped email addresses and planned to reunion at a hotel

on the Isle of Wight. Appropriate level of exchanged fire me on MySpace. So are they've been so intimate. And then they're just like you'll be able to find me, like probably Republican friend in common.

You know, even a phone number. Arm's length email address.

Maybe Rocky doesn't think cell phones have called on you.

So that's what a team of addresses and planned the reunion at a hotel on the Isle of Wight in three weeks Time. Spent a lot of trips. Yeah, Wasn't she agreed to be in Belgium in three weeks? Maybe it could be a stopover.

I love White. Viable.

It was a guard, a ball. And the Duchess had promised to introduce her sexual mistress to some new acquaintances. Are these are the connection

she was talking about? The duchess doesn't live where the Tom Bowler was held.

No, I think they both are out of town as they came to you for just the Tom Bodo, I think Right as you would. Belinda took out her car keys and opened the mark. It started first time. I mean, it's brand new. You'd hope so. Is Belinda prone to stalling or something like

What the hell? I love the stuff. She congratulates herself

to start the car. Yes, it started first time she waved goodbye to the duchess, who promptly accelerated off in a cloud of gravel and dust

crashed into a tree. Max like totally over a straight way. But this is just waving. She's like, whatever.

Belinda lost no time in following her and was in the office for a very respectable on. Hang on. What I do think she got in by 30? Yeah, I think I think that's a very respectable 9 30

a guy's.

You finally found Rockies with Well, God, you're now in sync. Congratulations, 40! As she sat down at her desk, Belinda could only wonder what the next two weeks would hold for her. If there were anything like the last 24 hours, she would be truly fuck off. Seriously, guys, that is the end of Belinda

Blame. The last word of Belinda Blink is fun. Well, I love the last word is fucked she and blinking that chapter, which at this point I'm feeling

I don't know. It's like a weight has been taken off my shoulders. Well, put that way back on because we're gonna do book to write. Are we actually going to book two? We decided to do this. I feel like the story's not over. Well, there is no story. We get to get a story,

hopefully books you There'll be a story. Yeah. So that was the prologue. We agree now or do. But hey, let's do 2016 is all about book, too. Okay, You know what it's called?

It's called bling bling to

Lost in New York. Back in the habit.

And you know what? There is actually something at the end of the book that Rocky's written. Um, the next page just says, I know time is precious, but Belinda and I would love you to write a quick review on Belinda Blinked one. I'll come on. People have got write reviews for him. There are a few reviews on his Amazon page already

there, right? Yeah.

And also, I was actually save us in our Christmas episode. I'm gonna say it now if you guys have enjoyed my dad wrote porno going by the book like, throw a couple of quitter, dad, Cause is

less rinse, his letters rinsing, And I still don't know if he knows that we're rinsing him. Let us ransom. All Hail Rocky for that. Because we have had the best time has been the best 14 chapters

of any book. Just go to Amazon Bible in the blank wall on Kindle. Throw Rocky a bone. Andi, He just says, if you enjoyed Belinda blinked one, then Belinda blink too will be just up your street. More of the same. The same can hardly wait. So yes. So that's it. I don't know I'm gonna do anymore.

But it is a word that I won't use

your next Monday. No more

from Christmas day.

Oh, yeah, we've still got that. That's true. And also just just re listen to them, you know? Listen again,

relive. They really stand up to age on.

What's great is that they are completely stand alone. Because there's no plot. Nothing happened. You can't miss

it. Yeah. Why do you do a remix? Different order 10 1 11

And finish with the regional sales meeting. Three. That's the end of the day. Send your sleep. Yeah. So, guys as emotional sisters from me. Jamie for me, James.

For me, Alice.

And of course, in Rocky and Belinda. Thanks for listening. And we'll see you in 2016 for Belinda Blinked

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