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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

My Dad Wrote a Porno

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

Notes

  1. That she will fulfill the Duchess’ needs. Afterwards, she wants the Duchess to take her back to get her car so she can end her very strange weekend. Full answer

  2. Belinda chewed on the Duchess. Full answer

  3. The author seems to have no idea about anatomy and keeps confusing the lady bits. Full answer

  4. It’s one thing for the cervix being mentioned, but now Belinda is using a sexual item to hit the Duchess’ ovaries, which definitely shouldn't— and doesn't… Full answer

  5. In the last chapter the Duchess is the one being pleased, and she cries out for Belinda not to stop. Full answer

  6. In "Monday Morning 7.45am," the Duchess licks Belinda Blumenthal, and Rocky Flintstone writes that her tongue "snaked" from Belinda's breasts down to her… Full answer

  7. In the last chapter of the first Belinda Blinked book, the Duchess is with Belinda Blumenthal and the book says Belinda orgasms not once, but twice. Full answer

  8. Jokingly, the hosts state how Belinda has manners by referring to the Duchess as “My lady” still. Full answer

  9. They had swapped email addresses with one another to meet up within the next few weeks. The Duchess will then introduce Belinda to some people she knows. Full answer

  10. The running joke of My Dad Wrote a Porno is the heroine's name, so Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine keep waiting for Belinda to blink. Full answer

  11. Jamie recommend that you buy the Belinda Blinked 1 book, and if you are really into it, then the rest of the series too. Full answer

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