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My Dad Wrote a Porno

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

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  1. That she will fulfill the Duchess’ needs. Afterwards, she wants the Duchess to take her back to get her car so she can end her very strange weekend.

  2. Belinda chewed on the Duchess.

  3. The author seems to have no idea about anatomy and keeps confusing the lady bits. One has to get past cervix to get to the ovaries, and that's not something that happens easily.

  4. It’s one thing for the cervix being mentioned, but now Belinda is using a sexual item to hit the Duchess’ ovaries, which definitely shouldn't— and doesn't happen.

  5. In the last chapter the Duchess is the one being pleased, and she cries out for Belinda not to stop. Belinda says she is enjoying it for a change and that it is about to get better, though she has no plan yet. After about two minutes the Duchess orgasms again. Belinda, now extremely aroused, stands up, unbuckles the dildo, throws it on the floor, and tells her, "My lady, it's your turn to please me." The Duchess gets on her knees and starts licking Belinda's breasts. That handover is how the scene switches from the Duchess receiving to Belinda taking a turn.

  6. In "Monday Morning 7.45am," the Duchess licks Belinda Blumenthal, and Rocky Flintstone writes that her tongue "snaked" from Belinda's breasts down to her pubic hair. Jamie, James, and Alice picture a rough, wandering tongue, like a cat's tongue, because the prose makes the licking sound abrasive. Belinda groans as it continues, and the hosts say they are not surprised if the tongue is as rough as Rocky makes it. The cat comparison is their reading of the description. The Duchess does not say it about herself.

  7. In the last chapter of the first Belinda Blinked book, the Duchess is with Belinda Blumenthal and the book says Belinda orgasms not once, but twice. Her mind goes into turmoil. The deep sensations are too much. She struggles to regain consciousness, and all she can murmur is, Thank you, my lady.

    On My Dad Wrote a Porno, the hosts find the politeness very Belinda. The only reply she gets is, Thank you, Miss, and the Duchess gets up and goes to the closet. The weekend is over. The Duchess says it is time to finish the weekend and get back to real life before they are missed.

  8. Jokingly, the hosts state how Belinda has manners by referring to the Duchess as “My lady” still. Also, the Duchess says, "Miss Belinda" when holding a conversation with her.

  9. They had swapped email addresses with one another to meet up within the next few weeks. The Duchess will then introduce Belinda to some people she knows.

  10. The running joke of My Dad Wrote a Porno is the heroine's name, so Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine keep waiting for Belinda to blink. At the end of the final chapter, "Monday Morning 7.45am," they notice she never does. The book finishes without the blink the title promises. Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine say a weight comes off their shoulders, then they put it straight back on by agreeing to read book two through 2016. Rocky Flintstone has also left a note asking readers to review Belinda Blinked 1 on Amazon. The missing blink is their punchline for the whole first book.

  11. Jamie recommend that you buy the Belinda Blinked 1 book, and if you are really into it, then the rest of the series too. Every book is different, and you don't have to read them in series.

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