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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

Episode notes last updated on July 26, 2019 18:18

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Smash Notes summary for this episode

What does Belinda say?

That she will fulfill the Duchess’ needs. Afterwards, she wants the Duchess to take her back to get her car so she can end her very strange weekend.

What did Belinda have for breakfast?

Belinda chewed on the Duchess.

Could Belinda's toy have hit the ovaries?

The author seems to have no idea about anatomy and keeps confusing the lady bits. One has to get past cervix to get to the ovaries, and that's not something that happens easily.

What happens in the book that we want to forget about?

It’s one thing for the cervix being mentioned, but now Belinda is using a sexual item to hit the Duchess’ ovaries, which definitely shouldn't— and doesn't happen.

How does the situation between the Duchess and Belinda get better?

Belinda states that it’s the Duchess’ turn to do as she pleases.

What is the Duchess’ tongue being compared to?

The hosts say that the Duchess’ tongue is similar to a cat’s tongue because it's made out to be rough.

How many times did Belinda orgasm?

Twice. Her mind went into turmoil. The deep sensations were too much.

How is Belinda shown as being polite?

Jokingly, the hosts state how Belinda has manners by referring to the Duchess as “My lady” still. Also, the Duchess says, "Miss Belinda" when holding a conversation with her.

How will Belinda and the Duchess communicate with one another?

They had swapped email addresses with one another to meet up within the next few weeks. The Duchess will then introduce Belinda to some people she knows.

What’s one thing Belinda didn’t do in this chapter?

She didn’t blink!

What can you do to support Belinda in her journey?

Jamie recommend that you buy the Belinda Blinked 1 book, and if you are really into it, then the rest of the series too. Every book is different, and you don't have to read them in series.