the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Jamie, why are

we here? We're here because my dad's in the corner that's written. Report. Erotic literature.

Previously on my dad wrote a porno

the duchess's breasts draped over. She started to massage Belinda's back and buttocks, all four of them. Belinda walked around the bedroom with her monster prick out in front. Hello and welcome to yet another installment of my dad wrote a porno. James. How are you? Great, actually. Yeah, Alice,

how you I just feel like more than ever. People are referring to Monday as Belinda Day. Hashtag porno day today, if you will. Who knew that people wanted a bit of filth on Monday morning? People objects to listening thio on public transport because they say so embarrassing. An appalling. Yet that's all people seem to dio isn't on that commute. I mean, it's going to be a hazard.

It's just when people have said that there had phones have fallen out. Our voices are just beaming across the tube network saying,

especially the last

step. Oh my goodness. The last that was that was that was pretty intense.

How you feeling after that? I felt rejuvenated now, but it has taken me a full week, actually. How you feeling about that, Jamie? Because I've realized, You know, we always have to keep in mind. Your dad wrote list that has never been lost on. I started to forget.

Yeah. You guys just think this is so awful. Try being the spawn of please. Not

fun, Just as I like. Kind of check in. How is he feeling about the dramatization, If you will off

his work, he's actually really oddly proud of us. He was saying the other day that he's really happy with it. He's become obsessed with Twitter. He follows Rocky Flintstones on Twitter. I'm not sure if he even has a Twitter account. I think he just like, follows our street. And he just he just gets very excited every time somebody new tweets about it. So, guys, thank you for keeping rocky up at night and annoying the hell out of my mother because apparently auditors is a another two followers got another one follower in 20 minutes. We haven't had any followers.

Rocky's like kind of emotional state is hanging in the balance

because somebody tweeted that I Cartman, who is sorry whoever you are. But he said, Was it a coincidence that Blender blinked is 69 pages long? My dad was just loving that Mom was like,

I don't really get that like, Is that a joke?

And that was like, For

God's sake, Wilmer. Of course it's Do not get it. And moms like, Well, what is it? I can't bear it. And he says, it's obvious. A six and a nine at the shape of a naked lady. Uh oh, you put them together and they look like a naked woman. Honestly, it eh? No, they don't be

Dad what you want. And I had just be like guys because they would like debating this for a while. And I was like, I just have to put

them out there right

now. Yeah, I just said, Guys, it's actually sexual position one of Take that home with you and a dissect on your own

time. You know that's gonna be in the next book. I really, really stop trying. It's an aerial view, just like a Belinda style droopy boob on one side. On the other, almost

a sphere really fair together.

Confusing blessing that I thought you knew everything there was to know about.

Really? Have

you not read the book on your right? Yeah, he knows

if I didn't exist, I'd question whether my dad had ever had sex. So you know where you get

your adapted may be a way to find out. My God,

I'd be really upset, but also quite relieved.

The pope has to be no end to the Belinda fortune.

Let's stop right now. So chapter What? We aren't up to 10. Run Chapter 10 today. Yeah, really Double figures. First time It's quite

exciting. Isn't born in a home, Thea Shape of a naked lady. Cock and bull. It's

a naked Jim Sterling. Uh, what's chapter 10 called? Chapter 10 is called the Horse and jockey.

Oh, yes, we're back to the pub. She was traveling back, wasn't she? At the end of the last chapter, she'd stolen the Dutch of Land Rover and was like experience

of Caravanning. She didn't have to bring the whole

thing that was protecting my favorite line of last chapter.

Okay, Belinda blinked Chapter 10. The horse and jockey.

Yes,

The sign posts were true to their word,

Theo. Quickest Interruption. Yeah. Why wouldn't maybe sign Posey?

The sign posts were true to their word on. Belinda soon found her way to the horse and jockey. She maneuvered the large car into one of the parking spaces, cut the engine and found her way to reception. Wow, 10 points of Belinda

already. I could have helped Rocky with this initial like this, right? Belinda got to the horse and jockey reception.

We could've saved a lot of time. It was now 8 p.m. And she asked the youngish man on duty if dinner was still serving.

It's been a long day on it. She must be ravenous. Tell you are the same days the beans you were born in the mouth. She went on a tour of the Cook Shops of London.

First thing Oh my

God, She's

done a lot today also. How old we feel. The young Gish man is what we think is that, like 30?

Well, he's a man, so he's gonna be not under 18. Do we think also This is Rocky's definition of youngish 53. Think Rocky's still thinks you know he's younger hearts young

age 59 she asked the youngest man on duty if dinner was still serving

well, it's eight o'clock. Can I just say, What's the window for dinner? If no, that's normally book a table. Yeah, 80 bucks Pran Tam.

There's still 20 more minutes left. What

cut off point is 20 past the hour. Breakfast is served from 6 16 until 8 17 on dinner finishes at 8 20 But Linda, just order another beans on toast and you'll be fine.

There's still 20 more minutes left for orders, madam, And might I add how extremely attractive you are looking this evening?

You joking? She's been through. She's dressed in like, ripped job person, like living a rib stolen stuff. But I'm writing my own book. It's right to presume Everything she's wearing is ripped. Usually is.

Belinda grinned and wondered if he had recognized the clothes or was just fishing for a bit of sex later

on that night. It's a fair question to ask. Yeah, also not using a verbal response, as has become Belinda's trademark. It finishes at 8 20 you look really nice. Grain grand bling. Hang on, let me finish. Don't get on your high horse literally.

But then the grinned and wondered if he had recognized the clothes or was just fishing for a bit of sex. Later on that night, whatever, she didn't want to disappoint. So she replied, Why, thank you? How very gentlemanly of you to say so. Especially as I'm dining alone.

Belinda. Not everyone wants a shag. Some people are just complimenting. You especially want a shank from Belinda. She's not everyone's type,

especially people who work for tips. No friends.

Oh, do you think he's just laying on the floor of the John A bellboy?

He smiled in return and nodded slowly, as if confirming he might be available that evening.

Well, I think she's read into that. Nor doesn't she a nod. Can't really say you're may be available this evening.

I think

it could just be like Yeah, yeah,

yeah, you crazy lady

Slow. Not as well is basically like I'm pushing the alarm.

Please book me in for dinner. I'll be down in 10 minutes. Certainly, madam, but interested for her key and went immediately to her room. She quickly spruced herself up and viewed the mirror. Yes, she agreed. I do look extremely attractive in a very raw, sexy way in this riding gear

agreed with her All the bellboy. Yeah, I love the internal monologue is way chattier than an actual self.

I think this is a must new style for May. Hopefully, Peter Rouse will feel

the same. It's a much more

interesting, said Tax again. Hopefully, Peter Rails will feel the same. However, there was no time to lose. She was famished. She hadn't eaten since that very quick lunchtime barbecue on. She needed strength for the rest of what was going to be a very active evening.

Oh my, I forgot the barbecue. I don't remember having any barbecue. Was that other Tom

Bola? That's what you guys got confused with the beans. No, that's again was created by you. Joanie had scrambled eggs

at a

bar, but get scrambled eggs in the morning and then she went to the barbecue. James thought that was being turned out was a soft

no you thought she had and beans with the eggs. I think what? This is business. I do apologize. I think that was what this is telling a city. No, you complaining about the lack of detail. It means you. You know that you want to spin on it like put put your own details

in. Well, there is one surefire way to know if she ate the beans or no, and that is to buy the book available on Amazon. Everybody absolutely nice play Jamie, Thank you. She ran down to the dining room, got shown her table and immediately ordered a bottle of chardonnay chile. In, of course,

of course, of course, when I'm absolutely famished as well, I'm like What I need first is a bottle of why I'm so hungry,

too straight for the bottle. Blender prided herself on knowing her wines. Her father, after all, was a sales manager for one of the Big Wine cellars in central London, and he had spent many evenings training her in one of the best sales techniques for getting clients to buy without remorse.

Hang on, he taught. Thio told me yourself. Way found our series. Two was Mr Human Toll, always handcuffed to a trellis. I don't know which one. It was the middle aged daughter.

He had spent many evenings training her in one of the best sales techniques for getting clients to buy without remorse, drinking very good wine and lots of it.

Sorry, we were premature

there. Belinda dined her leisure.

No, she did it unless she means like she likes having a food blended and then having it through

a straw grows. But in the dined at her leisure for the first time that day, she felt she wasn't

under pressure. Well, of course she did. She's not like a strapped to a trolley. She's not likely strapped to a bed. I would feel less and oppression wasn't strapped to something. I feel like that's drawing on something that you're about to use. I have an over reaction that touches it, gets dropped today.

Though her strange clothing didn't fit all that well and made her feel quite hot, she couldn't wait to start removing some of it. She thought wickedly.

Belinda Stuff in early night. Haven't any night watch some light rubbish TV? Just get some kip. It's a Saturday night expect will be on Jermaine.

Her meal finished. Belinda took the rest of her wine to her room in a nice bucket where she sipped it

slowly, probably directly out of the bucket. If I know Belinda class all the way

it was now 11 p.m. And it was the

time, right? Sorry. Allegedly tired. I wait to get out there. You didn't say last orders at 20 past day. She's got busy evening ahead of her. Why she liked messing about at dinner for three hours.

It was now 11 p.m. And it was time for Peter to make an appearance. Belinda went down to the lobby, where she ordered another bottle of chardonnay,

popped it in the house here through till 2 a.m. Yeah, popped

it into the replenished ice bucket and waited for Peter wasn't replenished. Oh,

good. What's the ice doing as the ice melted? Probably not. Someone's probably replenished

it. What's the character? Rock of the police,

Also, where the youngish man is the off duty

spot on at 11 30 he walked through the lobby door and saw Belinda immediately.

Well, she's got a massive hat on. She's dressed like this.

I can't imagine the lobby was that busy?

E, especially spotting me straight away. She's probably convince yourself of that to be there.

He opened his hands and kissed her on the cheek,

opened his hands doing this. Gerard's motion for a book.

He opened his hands and kissed her on the cheek. Both sides not unusual for a sophisticated

European Hang on When he says Cheek, we may face cheap, but actually I think that's unusual for European doesn't ever happen to May.

Would you like a drink, Mr Rails? Oh, please keep calling me Peter. After all, we are very much acquainted after this afternoon's events.

Yeah, I mean, I wrote symbols on you, so we know each other well, I literally splattered your body with hieroglyphics.

Honey, have I told you you have a wonderful body, my dear, And much, much better without the mud.

Well, whose fault was that? No one is taking her

in the stuff. They both laughed, and Peter said, I do like your current outfit, Belinda very much in tune with this hotel.

Great small talk. Oh, yeah. Brilliant. Well done, Peter.

Belinda gently blushed. She couldn't tell him how she had acquired the clothing, and she really did enjoy wearing

it. That's true. That's gonna be a mood killer straight after it. Sexes. Dior wouldn't touch us this house, and she stuck a riding crop up. May. There's no easy way is there to break that Unfortunate. She's already had dinner because that would be a kind of like midway through manes, like didn't say you know how we have sex. It is really amazing. And we have that connection in a couple of other things. I stole her car and I've left her unconscious. She's quite old and saggy. Dear Diary. Oh my God! The Diaries of Belinda Blink Amazing Spin off on No, don't cause someone's gonna nick right now. Copyright

I do like wearing adventurous garment Peter, and I hope these would tweak your interest

week. That's not sweet. Anyone's interest. Thank you very much for your interest away. Its peak, your interest.

Rocky top marks. Is that what they say in the show jumping circles? No, Belinda replied quickly. I'm more of a fox chasing type of person myself.

Linda likes fox hunting.

Ha ha ha. Very good, Belinda. I do enjoy your style of humor

through the joke. Begin.

Yeah, I was gonna say how far back we go.

What was the job? I think the books, the job.

I do enjoy your style of humor. Now let's have some of that delicious wine. Belinda poured Peter Glass and went back on the Lever City. Peter sat beside her and gently fondled her left

thigh in the lobby, and you fondle a photo pacified? A corrects gently. He fondle. I hope that this is gonna go any further. They take it into a more private setting. Don't sit in the lobby. Yeah. Do you think they're sad about it? We're always in the window. It's like it's been in, like the kind of light B and B guide. And you, like they've always order leaflets for life. Thinks this area a lot. There's usually like a butterfly center or like some kind of life

museum. Peter could be positioned. Some of our pots and pans range in your supermarket,

right? That's what she meant when

we're so when dad vote, she's gonna get down to business. He means literally

business and leader share. If you repeat your gear change, you think because of that scenario, because he's fondling a thigh, you'd be like, Yeah, I can position some of my pots and pans in your marketing that somewhere does it, but you'd be clutching at straws.

The thing is, though, I think, because they were all here under the pretence of it being a business kind of networking event. Maybe there were used to having their sexual fantasies fulfilled whilst discussing

business. This is the worst way to do business.

I think it's a great way to do business kind of old school.

You're a Flintstone. You probably think it's absolutely

conventional. Absolutely, Peter replied. In fact, this afternoon we've just ordered 3000 units of your oxy Brillo Rain

whose naming these products hands up if you guys quicker brains Name brainstorm, Oxy, Brillo Rainstorm over. Sold

meaty legend Often Petra

only took two minutes.

In fact, this afternoon we've just ordered 3000 units of your Oxy Brillo range to get you started on. My purchasing team are looking at other products of yours, which will fit into a present range of kitchen utensils

so she needn't have bothered with light before, she instructed the trellis they'd already ordered the occipital mean before. Well, he says afternoon, he must have done it before. The, I think asked, is gutting. If that's

the case, I think he had sex ever discovered that she was amazing, then put his

order in. But if it was before I'd be like, Can I see the Pio form, please? Because

I have been used. Don't Sapio

for turning Jamie on just this business chap

Wow, but in the Gassed and opened her legs slightly calm yourself, Belinda Peter quickly took advantage and moved his hand higher up fi. No, no, look, go to your bedroom on

and then duel this business, or at least one thing at a time. If we're talking business talk business, then get that finished with and then go, you know, a bit of slap and tickle. But don't combine the

two. It's a classic mixing business

and pleasure. Well, that's what that phrase is about.

Belinda undid her crib that Belinda and did her cry vat and slowly unbutton the top four of her

shirt buttons. Swore to me, he says. Boobs

showing. Well, it's funny. You should say that because the next line is her delicious cleavage was now on view. That doesn't surprise me. Peter quickly moved his other hand to fondle her left breast. Just one of

them just want it. Love, that is like Twister right hand into groin onto breast.

Peter quickly moved his of the hand to fondle her left breast on rubbed the nipple, showing through the white linen.

Sometimes I just need to mind out, just to see if it's actually physically possible. Time worried. I don't know what it is right in your face.

Do you think this is passable

as an action? Yeah, I don't think he's gonna kind of looks slightly odd, but I think he's kind of

rubbing is tell

me and putting his head. Yeah, it's one of those kind of motions going on. Skillful. At least it's happening in the foyer of the hotel. And not somewhere strange.

No problem. Belinda, after all your company's products, a top class, if a little expensive. And I'm sure we can overcome that little problem between us

as like as he's just holding a boob and robbing the nipple. Not time to criticize your prize points, in my opinion, but maybe it's why I haven't advanced in business.

Yes, Belinda Guest, her senses working overtime between Peter's massaging her very upper thigh and breast her very upper thigh. I have access to some marketing incentives which will help

this'll is the sexiest, sexiest date talk I've ever heard. Seriously, she just she Shut up.

Let me talk. Belinda, just relax. Said Peter. We could discuss this all at the office next week in Amsterdam. When you come to visit

May Eisley. Exactly. Hypocrite. I've gone right off, Peter. I love that you haven't gone off in money. Start a riot in strange symbols on the back. Well, I thought he was gonna be even more exciting. I thought he was gonna be a kind of I don't know. I just thought he'd be something

underneath that. He's just a hardnosed businessman.

Yes, isn't a They all

are all the same.

All the same. I think you've got a relationship. And then the invoice you waken

discuss this all at the office next week in Amsterdam. When you come to visit me?

Um, I replied, Belinda.

Oh, yes, of course. I really can't wait. Well, let's make it Thursday. Okay? Yes. Yes, I'll be there. But now said Peter, let's get down to some really business. Good on Peter. He slowly unbutton the remaining buttons on Belinda Sha. No, no, no. He slowly took

her out of the four. Yea, to the bedroom. Also love all the mention of buttons

he slowly unbutton the remaining buttons on Belinda's shirt and let her full oval breasts

oval. This is where I think the 69 light looks more, uh, imagine a 69 as a boob oval breasts emotional that you okay? It's none of our

business better than public alone is.

Well, you say that morphing all the time. Changing shape with a pomegranate with a HAZ. Oh yeah, I think they were described a shapely and obviously that shape is over.

In one fluid movement, he tucked her shirt into the back of her jumpers and started kissing

her. Why would he

took her in? That's very bizarre.

The boobs are out. So what's he keeping concealed? No. Never show your lover back. We're in reception. It's like taking on the trousers and type of shoes combination.

Belinda groaned. She could never resist the soft male touch of a mouth on her nip oot.

Okay, she never could resist it. Jamie

Gianni Saloon. She could never resist the soft male touch of a mouth on her nipples, and Peter was exquisite in its sensuality

that just repeated

on May well there, above his head in the corner of the lobby.

No, think Alfons. His head popped through a window.

Belinda noticed a red light blinking. What does that mean? It was a security camera, no doubt recording what

was going on, Al gosh,

her mind. Thought of the young man behind the desk when she checked in

her mind. Thought she thought she thought. Is this a new character? I don't need to say what part of the body is doing the thinking. It's Hermine brain. That's fine.

Her clip can do a

lot of things. You're right. Waylay chatting.

It was more the back

never thinks before it talks that clip

her mind. Thought of a young man behind the desk when she checked in. Yes, that was it. He was building his profile of her for his personal use.

Know they've got security cameras. Didn't expect you to shag in in the middle of reception. Didn't rig it up half a hour before, just in case. When she went for a 20 minute dinner, he didn't think, Oh, I'm glad you brought that home kid of like, cheesy TV equipment. I'll Skype her from my house, all about you. Belinda had seriously overhead. I believe

a wicked thought entered her mind she would give him a session to record and Peter Rouse a very good time into the bargain. I knew I knew it. He's just a voyeur. This youngish man, guys, that is the

end of chapter. You are Jake. She's about to do it like

a porno section. Basically. Turns out Dad isn't just writing a porter, but it's not gonna be a porno in the

Thief. What's the next chapter called? I can't believe That's the end. Can we get something? It's called. Is it called the Porter

The Web Cam? The Webcam? The next chapter is called Sunday Night 11:55 p.m.

Gray. It's No Sunday isn't something Night, Saturday night unless we jump ahead. Now that you know, I'm sure it's probably still the same. Yeah,

that would be consistent with Rocky Style. Sunday night 11:55

p.m. I don't know what to make of that. I feel like the character of Peter's entirely changed. Yes, it's become a right sap. And then, actually, when he was in the maze, he was, you know, quite studly and mysterious swept

her off her feet. But maybe he just looked good in comparison to what she just had. Which was Jim Sterling? Yeah, To be fair, it's a good person. Jim Sterling is a good person

to follow. Actually, Jim Stone is probably quite a good person to have a little photo on your mirror. You know, in the morning when you dislike already loaned, I look a bit shit. Next, it'd be a good, like, warm up guy. Wouldn't send for Jim. Who's Jim in the film? Actually, that's the tiny

people who'd ever

signed on for the way they are.

I think we even need a big budget for them.

Wow. So that was quite

sex light again. Yeah, but I feel like it's gonna teed up the next chapter quite nicely. Think we know what we're going to get in next Monday? Guys do get in touch those. Let us know what you think of the book and the podcast. So far, we're on Twitter, Facebook Instagram Just google my dad right corner. You find us also, please head over the Amazon by the book. Let's know what you think of

the horse and jockey. I definitely stay there.

I think it actually exists. And if it doesn't, we should set one up. Shall

I do a quick Google? They'll be like 1000 horse and jockey surely. Roslan? Where? In Ravens. Stone? Bet First. I think that's exactly where it sounds. Just like Ravens

done. If there's a maze near Rave is done on Dhe a small

shall. A guy's the CCTV and dinner ends at 8 20 Wait,

we need to go. Let's go down, James. Start getting the engine. We're going.

Get the Land Rover going to the holes of jokey.