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of course, Doctor. How silly of me not to share Here, Nick. My finger.

Oh, that's finger licking. Good. Ah,

good. Doctor guzzled and smacked his lips in delight, swiveling on her ass across the desk to face him whilst opening her legs as wide

as possible. Stop doing it as wide as possible. Yeah,

accommodate his face and tongue.

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jackpot. Is literally gonna be bent over like a pig scoffing. Hello, everybody. Welcome to my dad Wrote a porno. It's Episode five, Chapter five, Alice and James here. Hi,

guys. We already on chapter five? I didn't know we were recording. Or now Wait. Just came for dinner. You sure? These microphones in our mouths? I've just been thinking about poor little Helga turning

it on. She was a battery. Should be like a

really cheap brown, wouldn't she? Rechargeable. That's what my dad still does. Actually recharges about tree. Yeah, save money. This episode is about rechargeable batteries is

well, it's certainly about energy because Pete arouses back Dario of

book one. He has a really unusual energy. Doesn't a has a kind of mystique around him. Yes, you kind of

Let's take a look back at some of Peter's great moments in the past. What is it You want it to sound effects. So we first met him in that May is wearing that beautiful black phone,

but he has a lovely physique, doesn't he? So, out off the guys that visited in the maze, he actually can probably

pull it off. Yeah, I think they had a bit of a connection. Didn't move.

Well, we thought love interest.

We thought they were going to kind of fall in love. And then ka bam, he put symbols all

over. What does that

mean? She was under his sexual spell or something,

right? They had a psychological connection of some sort, didn't they?

Yeah. Something mystical

anyway. Yeah, but don't forget, he had a water. Why? Yeah, Mrs Rolls always

forgot about that. He had

a wife. So did he. For about three days. Held is his wife. She does have seven Children. Or do we make that up?

I think we made that up along with being Harry,

but I think you're thinking of the old woman who lives in the shoe. Yes, she does live in a shoe to box. She was in a shoe box. I don't think she does know. I think she went to the Tom Bowler thinking it was gonna be like Ascot. Like a nice day out for all of their wives and and go friends. The wags, the wax, if you will. A lovely fascinator you thought was gonna be like that. Nice, but in pretty woman, not the prostitute bit, but the bit where they go to the Polo. Oh, sure, Yeah.

I must have seen that film, but but yes, very good. You have. I have I have back in the nineties when it came out. Chains. Alice, Shall we fuck off you too? Well, are we ready to delve in always, Belinda, Blink to chapter five. Go And Javon. Peter, That's not right. It's not right. I'm not known for my Dutch language skills. And in lieu of making any more people offended, I think I should maybe look up how to

pronounce it. What did

it mean again? It means Good evening, Peter.

Okay. And you're saying go on big adorable spell.

Very oddly in my defense. That's what it was searched that See how it's actually supposed to sound home.

I wouldn't even say ballpark. I can hear that. So I studied German up to G C I C got obey. Don't worry about who the hell's to these German. Who the hell gets A B S O in German? It's good and are burdened s. So I think it's a kind of derivative of that play again. Houdin Haven't

who'd novel and very good. Really nice. Who'd Nav and Peter

don't let the face you do, but Yeah, at least getting the pronunciation right, Peter. You'd

never guess so. Belinda, blink to Chapter five. Peter Belinda exited the lift and looked for reception.

You know where

is which reception? This feels very like the horse and jockey when she liked wandered in.

Do you think what you just thought? I've written Chapter two. If I do it in reverse, that saves you writing another chapter.

She's back in reception. Belinda exited the lift and looked for reception. It was empty. Perhaps it

all gone home, which she has been up there for hours by the sound of

things. Juice and Helga. Every house has got lives. Thank you. Belinda looked at the clock about the small reception desk. It showed 5:30 p.m. At least I'm on time. She thought Belinda sat down and a comfortable city and waited. Sorry. So this office is full

of clock watchers. 5 30 on the dot. Like I'm outta here. They don't even wait. Mass exodus, isn't

it? Yeah. Lazy

bastards. Yeah. I hate those people who just like big time to get out the door.

Yeah, we've worked with a few of those Are past

having a miss You consistently leave at the same time.

But then he looked at the clock above the small reception desk. It showed 5:30 p.m. At least I'm on time. She thought

on time For while Peter. Peter. What time space. Meet

him. Well, assuming half five Alice.

No, I get it. But time why she comes. He's given you everything you need. Why? But why is she going back to reception? Why doesn't she just get sent up to be his office? It always have to go back to reception. Like always a

Her pass only takes it to reception. Also, like if she went to stretch his office, Dr. Robbins was up to show

that she was probably like, You know what? I wake from a reception. Leave me. Are you all right? Yeah. Okay.

Maybe he'll greet her at reception. He'll

probably sugar in reception if they've got.

Before Belinda sat down in a comfortable to tea and

waited. I love city. My mom calls a city.

She knew Peter was aware of her presence in the building. Perhaps he was giving her a few much needed moments to put her meeting with Dr Robbins out of her head.

But it's 5 30 on the door, so he's not giving her any time because he's probably about to appear like how did he sense her presence in the building? But he had, like, Spidey senses like, I

feel vagina close. Maybe those ancient ruins.

Yeah, maybe it's his kind of ancient magic, and I'm just picturing him like in Minority Report with She's in Sector 12 guys swiping

like bits of glass. A door opened on the far side of the room on the blonde Christie. She back in the Belinda to follow her the doorway lead to a conference room with a large oval table in its centre. That's gonna get banked on good meeting spaces.

Oh, excellent meetings. Faces

around it with 20 chairs.

Quick out what we owe So that mazel over again. The chairs. He's deliberately

like recording everything from when we first

met Peter. Yeah, he's obsessed with chair reception, thes literary illusions about his own work.

Possibly not. I don't feel like it was deliberate.

Nothing's deliberate. Yeah, this series of continents involved all coincidence that they make some words.

This whole book is him just falling on. The keeper of letters came out the doorway lead to a conference room with a large oval table in its center. Around it were 20 chairs, all in the same dark mahogany wood. But the room was empty,

apart from the table jazz

and Christina was in their eyes. You and Belinda.

So in many ways not empty, got a plethora of furniture and two people, but also I love how impressions she's like all of the chairs matched like like a major office space. They're gonna have, like one's a rocking chair. One's a stool. What we found in a flea market like this. Emergency chairs. You getting Christmas hold out? Oh, yeah. It's always such a brat.

We don't have time, Belinda, but let's use this table for a meeting. Some other time in the future. They know he's a bedroom. Christina kept walking and open the door on the other side of the conference room.

I can't get my head around the geography of this office. It's a Joran, isn't it? It's just amazing. Doors everywhere. And also they're all interconnecting rooms. There doesn't seem to be any car. Adores. Everything is is a room of the room. You have to go through a room. Yeah, you're in the meeting room. In the end, you've got to come through upwards of eight other meetings to get out. Yeah, it's like an actual house to think it's a very contemporary design,

like almost no walls.

Yeah, almost. Open plan? Yeah. No, that doesn't sound off doors. This is loads of doors, isn't it? Doors and chairs. It's just a building for full of doors and chairs. Do you imagine? You know, in Scooby Doo, where people went in Wonder came out

like Belinda followed her through toe a lobby with thick carpet and well proportioned leather chairs run to be scattered

about more chairs. And also now we found a lobbies, the room eating for God's. I want to see the floor plans immediately.

Palace lobby with a thick carpet. Come on, bounce on. It will feel really nice underfoot. Earthy James

Murphy carpet. Yeah. You know, like some mature people have that quite sick pro cop in their bathroom Spring. Yeah. Really? Springing your foot. Gets it slightly buried in it. Yeah, and sometimes people have it as a matching like comets 20. Warmer on. Did you ever have the like, the doll in the body with the big skirts? Yeah. She was good. What was she? Four?

So that nobody knew use toilet roll could. Surely it's more disgusting to think you don't use the toilet roll. People just don't use your ham. Yeah, there's like, Oh, no, they can never know about the paper.

But Indy followed her through to a lobby with thick carpet and well proportioned leather chairs randomly scattered about

scattered randomly, Just throwed some of them upside down. Some of the prop it against the wall.

The wall was own. It reminded her of a smoking room in one of the London clubs. Tony had taken a two for lunch during the first week of her induction.

Sounds like a horrible lunch in a smoky room. Also, you can't smoke in class and say, What year is this? Yeah, When is this?

Christina turned to her on erotically fondled Belinda's Breast.

How do you do it? Actually, all of the breast fondling in Rocky's books is, in my opinion, highly a neurotic. So this will be the first erotic one

straight in there, like just turn around and just give them a squeeze.

Well, they have already kissed, remember, and Andhra Head Wound was put on a boobs.

Christina turned to her and erotically fondled Belinda's breasts. She then pushed a button on the wall and reluctantly returned to the conference room, blowing a kiss. A blender. She closed

the door, so she went Nice to see you press a button. And what's that button? Do I presume? Rings. Peter Rouse puts the blinds up.

My Belinda thought

how things have changed.

She's now chasing

me. Oh, he loves that. What

I like here is that Rocky's switched. It was a power play here Is that no

Christine, always after? Well, I think that Belinda, like

Christine's Lou, had that kiss, and then Cristina saw it, and that kind of opened the flood, Gates

said. You can call me Belinda if you show me your ass. She does strike a great deal. She's

renowned for it. So Kristina's dealers a press this button. If I can shake it, it's my Belinda thought. How things have changed. She's now chasing me. One minute later, Pita rounds appeared at another door, another door. So one minute later, Peter Rouse appeared at another door.

Four doors in this father's more doors than wall, a triangular room with four door.

One minute later, Peter Rouse appears at another door and said, My darling, Belinda, you have survived the rigors of Dr Peter Robbins.

Oh, and Peter is about P

I E T E o p H o p. Yet be a taquito. Robin's be at the club, so

we just found out. Doctor opens his first name after four chapters. It's a classic Flintstone the intro, but also we found out that Peter, not Peter. We found the pizza, knew all about it. Yes, it was definitely his

setup and also was he not confident that she'd survive the rigors? I mean, what you think is gonna happen to us.

What were the rigors watching him shuffle foot to foot and, like, gently home or wherever it was watching her. And she just curled up like a cat on the destiny

that Helga turned it on.

She did not tell it all. Let's just like pretend

that Helga never took it off. She turned

that woollen blouse that was knitted

my darling Belle. And it feels good being Peter Rouse again, my darling Belinda, you've survived the rigors of Dr P. Etta Robin's. Peter. How good to see you again so soon? I must say, You do look in great

shape. It's sort of like four or five days ago. You have to look any different in shape.

Yeah. Rows walked over to the blender and kissed her hand

her hand. I imagine he's so backwards. You probably kiss the way he kisses someone on the hand. Is not the pope, especially after what they did to? Well, she's certainly no,

I mean, he's kissed a ring, but knowledge and

you always say the creative ones. Let's move

through it. What I like to call my pad Belinda working get a better view

of you, that of you. What is it really long, thin room with a view of you roused? He started to use

it. Just it just would rouse to describe.

Taught me that doesn't like rats

roused, turned and let the now slightly panting Belinda by the hand into the next

room by the kissed handle the wrong test. And it's very important, also panting. She's been for a run with excitement already. She just can't contain yourself. I told

you should be absolutely

gagging for it. Just been waiting for this for days. I imagine it have like a Tom hanging out like a dog. It's not like she's been waiting without titillation. She has been upstairs with Dr Robbo and on Cristina on the other day. Giselle in the spot. She's not starved, is she?

Exactly. But Peters, who she wanted to, she desires.

I guess you can't control that can be really especially someone's put a hex on. Yeah, a whole crew. Rocky

Calmus. My God! What would her Horcruxes be? The black leather dildo? A thong? Obviously a pomegranate on the handcuffs, 10 rows turned and lead the now slightly panting Belinda by the hand into the next room. Belinda Gas, because she entered to use the words stunning was an understatement.

Is this Peters? Pat, if this is gonna be a reflection of the interior design, I'm gonna jump out that window. I don't care. Rocky is

Kevin McCloud Grand designs that pretty much is The old warehouse roof have been replaced by a beautiful atrium. And whilst the building's walls on the canal side was still built of brick with their traditional windows, the other side had been replaced with massive sheets of glass.

How did the pots and pans industry afford this level off luxury officers? Seems

every single household on the planet pretty much has a pot or

a pan. Even you and I know you've not got enough room scratching about 15

years. The phrases does not have a pot to piss in. You have to have a pot to piss

it all that. Yeah, that sayings about fair enough about the pots and pans industry. They are prolific, so ever inspired a pot to piss it. So yeah, All right, fair enough. So they are gonna have a lot of

lavish officers. It had been elegantly constructed, and the area contained everything one needed to live in one open space. What? He lives there. Uh huh. That's his house. Is that Bruce Wayne? This feels like when a corrupt leader like uses the go. The government money is Robert Mugabe's

lavish. He's Maccabee. He's Jacob Zuma. Get caught. He'll get his comeuppance.

It had been elegantly constructed, and the area contained everything one needed to live in one open space kitchen lounge, bathrooms and bedrooms. They were all on show with only glass divisions.

Oh, that's how lovely it does sound a tiny bit like he's got a bunker rather than a pack. Everything one would need in a nuclear holocaust. Yeah, he's

heading into a bond villain Maur on

more. Is there gonna be evidence of the wife in this?

Well, if this glass he can't hide Belinda

wife alive, either

they will definitely meet, or at least each other

through four sheets of

Mrs Rales. Nudity was not seemingly a modest option in this living space

that makes sense. Let's ponder that nudity

was not seemingly and modest option

in this. Listen nudity was not a modest option. When is nudity of modesty? Never. So you say you can't be naked in this cause someone might

see you in another room. Yeah. Okay. Peter caressed her breast and ran his other hand down her spine.

The operation? Why? Count together vertebrae so well on the one on it? Yeah, that's difficult. Is quite arm span

to get from front to back. Oh, hang on. It gets worse. Peter caressed her breast and ran his other hand down her spine, feeling the shape of her pert ass in his palm. Belinda breathe deeply and quickly dispelled the thoughts of Kristina from her mind. She breathed deeply a second time. She couldn't help it. This man had some sort of deep sexual attraction for her, and she found herself happily relinquishing her will to his touch. Yeah, they have said hello. Haven't they have spoken? Yeah, unceremoniously. Yes, they have.

But she's kind of spinning this. She's saying that he has a massive crush on her. She's obsessed

with her, but she's thinking about Kristina.

Just consequences for my mind.

Rows kissed her and ended her jacket the least he can day Belinda could feel his Penis hardening on a leg

on a spine. Where's that one handle, Mom? Boo. Born handle a spine. One Penis. Ah, no

butter. No one handed us by one Palmer Duress One handed it it. She got three hands.

Uh, it's absolutely from baffled chaos.

Belinda could feel his Penis hardening as he moved even closer to her thighs.

I don't like hardening. Like, let could feel it being hard. Fair enough, but feel it going from sad. Beautiful. Yeah, that's something quite grim about

leverage Directive. He gently pulled her blouse up over her breasts, mentally thanking off. A lack of bra began to massage.

Thank you. Know, I you know, I think it's because he's mental, isn't a so thank you. I think it means intense. Yeah,

yeah. He gently pulled her blouse up over her breasts mentally thanking her for her. Lack of bra began to massage the exposed bare flesh, bare flesh

that isn't sexy, no flashes and is ash. No fair skin is but Beth flash last remind

you about the Bible, but, you know, like Jesus gave his flesh to a splendidly did give her flesh to us that we may be human.

It is her sacrifice unto us. You get to be to be with and also with you,

Belinda mon deeply and fumble to Peter's Cook

some balls. She's experienced enough not to be fumbling a daylight as well. It's not like you can excuse itself because it's dark. It's a room

of glass. There's so

much like tea. Just feed it. Hardly. Oh, on the do ve Where

is it? So Belinda Bone deeply and fumbled for Peter's cock. Fumbled for Peter. Push Belinda into the kitchen sink.

Why'd the tops if you just do those dishes before Ugo, I don't think

we're gonna be in the kitchen. Okay,

Interesting. It's very open plan situation mentioned onto the kitchen sink on. Want to it onto the top of it for lewd? Yeah, Bum will be in the same stagnant water. Think there's a dirty bottle pattern of missing now that would be inappropriate

people in doing this thing. Peter push. Berlin draws the kitchen sink and started to fondle her tits. She opened her legs wide, and Peter positioned his mouth over her clitoral fuck.

That happened. Suddenly it's still dressed, isn't she? She's in the sink as well So it's it's faces under the water. Surely it is. Neither did a couple of carrots

about full of suds. His tongue went to

work. Oh, work working 9 to 5. Way to make a living. What a way to make a living.

His tone went to work on Belinda, relaxed against the taps,

just imagining you with the mouth in the toilet. There's

nothing more uncomfortable like when you were a bath, too. Relax against the

10 year really hurt. Don't go to the top end. Famously,

his tongue went to work on Belinda relaxed against the taps in its certainty of delivering her pleasure. She slowly remove Peter's clothing. His body sent, aroused her further, and she kissed his

hand. His body, his body. So is B. Oh, she'd love

to know what it is. Theo pheromones. Peter responded by leaving her clitoris on moving his mouth to hers, leaving her clitoris

like believing it on the side. I leave that there.

It's exiting, leaving her glitter somewhat. So Peter responded by leaving her clitoris on moving his mouth to her.

It makes it sound like it's a room in the office, another fricking door. He steps out of the clitoral,

their tongues entwined. She tasted her vaginal

fluid. I was going to say, like, Yeah, no, thank you.

That must be really, really

weird. But just ISMM or the use of vaginal fluid fluids,

their tongues entwined. She tasted her vaginal fluid and moved her mouth down to his Penis. Oh God, she's still a lot of sharing bodily fluids. I'm not enjoying. This is rough, this horrible.

She's still in the sink. She must really be like he's Imagine it right? She's sat in the sink. He stood up. She must be like, really reaching Ling in the sink way harassed

was in this thing. Yeah, Yeah, he pushed it in logistics or just giving me a headache. She took him completely into her mouth, tasting

the whole of Peter hours,

I think just his Penis. She took him completely into her mouth, tasting the flesh of mankind

way on the right track before. Oh, my kind. Peter's cock represents the whole of mankind. Big got a good phrase. His cock is the creme de la creme of Don't telegraph. I

think that's about to come. Come delicate. She took him completely into her mouth tasting the flesh of mankind.

I love Steven

J. Just putting that out. It's fucking grindr profile

to speak. I am none the wiser. Fancy tasting the flash. Oh, flash

of my up and down she went taking him deeper with

each cycle. So her nose is going be deep in his belly button.

His hard Penis had now reached the back of her throat. Oh, good God. What kind of presumed that if you going balls deep literally

the back of your

throat. They His hard Penis had now reached the back of her throat and she timed her breathing to stop herself from gagging

for it. When you're swimming, isn't

it? You have to make even if that's true, But your mouth out the pool, Can't you breathe out the nose? I was up there as well.

It sounds like every orifice is It's for everything.

So it's hard Penis. And now I'm sorry. This is so gross. I feel Bill is hard. Penis had now reached back for throw and she time to breathe and step aside from gagging. Then it was all over. I thank God Peter came on. Belinda sucked up the hot throught the white

liquid semen. Geo little wizards. Also,

it shouldn't be throught the

shake it up

like a bottle of pop. It suggests, Yeah, it does suggest Is this problem that MPs should get checked? So then it was all over. Peter came on. Belinda sucked up the hot throw fi

white liquor. That's just no need. Your dad wrote those words.

No, thank you. Yeah, I'm never having a milkshake again.

I'm not even having a light goats cheese

that it was all over. Peter came on. Belinda stepped up the hot throw fi, white liquid semen. She adored the salt, and it saved you from having to eat too many high

protein peanuts. If that's what she's telling us out, this whole thing, you say she doesn't have to eat pizza. Professional dietitian recommended. That

is no substitute for protein or salt. Wait a second, she mistaken Penis for Pena.

Make it a Penis. I

wish had a peanut allergy.

That would say the same time.

Garrett at the time she smiled at this ridiculous thought, which had come to her at that very moment when her mind should have been focused on other, more important things. She's recognizing it now, but her mind wanders also like she's just pissing herself. She's drinking

stuff. She pissed herself as well. I think she's into saying things

like that. Peter, massage her neck. What are you smiling at? Belinda? Really? City thought, she replied. But if you must know it was about salt,

Great boy told chat.

Ha, ha, not pots and pans then So you're human after all. They both laughed happy in each other's embrace. But enough of this foreplay. I want to fuck you hard now, Belinda. What position shall we take?

Was that foreplay?

Yeah, I thought it was over. Peter's got some stamina. I'll give it to him like

you're giving Thio. He's just come

and he's ready to go again. That's that's impressive. Belinda thought for a moment and said, Well, if you want a deeply penetrating experience, then why not the aptly named leg glider that's been Googling, I hope

leg glider. What we imagining that is, do we think this is going to be quite an exotic position? I

hope? No, I've just been told I've got to be over 18 to go to the website about to go to Okay, good. This bodes well, you to prove your age, you need to have your credit card handy.

Okay. What website? Video? No. Let James loose without parental guidance lock. Why is your face doing either? Darting Jamie? There will be some things you've never seen before, Obviously. So I found

an image is called the leg glider.

Yeah, or romp with a view like

that. So the lady is laying on her side. Lady female with the leg nearest the floor laying straight out on the floor. Okay, on the other leg is like opinion. Uh, yeah,

on then. The man has come between the legs already. Come

on his knees. And he's kind of and to this, so she's kind of like sizzling her

legs. She's doing like, an eighties aerobics maneuver When you lie on your side and put your leg up and down. She's Jane Fonda. She's Jane Fonda. And he is a kid at a wedding sliding on his knees. Five.

That is exactly You saved that picture and we'll put it on instagram. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Well, let's see if Dad knows what it is. So one of the aptly named leg glider. Why yes. Of course, replied, Peter, Lie down on the bed and raise your right leg.

Very good.

You have a rocky Rocky has done its homework.

Is that a good thing you feel happy about His homework? Doesn't necessarily mean the Ah, I think it's nice. And people experiment in the road rage and bring their real world experiences into their writing. Yeah, that could

be nice. Tea? No. Yeah, you're right. I'm sure. Is good for them. Except you. Belinda did as she was told, making sure she supported her head with her bent left arm.

Sorry, Uh, that was

part of the position which you forgot to mention. Peter knelt beside her and placed her raised leg on his shoulder. He slowly entered her and kept going. What just kept going in clouds? Belinda mon Deeply for what seemed like the 50th time that

day. Yeah, we're all agreeing on something. Then She's such a moaning Margaret.

The angle of penetration was superb as his Penis touched her clit with every movement. Fuck. She'll just be a parent, Michelle, to say May just just punched me in the face.

You can do it. Do you feel really proud? No.

You stop looking at me like that as well, unless if you like gleefully just reveling in this,

this is price is worse than anything with that. This is probably the most detailed

because he's had to do some form of research. I don't like practical research, you know. It's not practical. It's all

computer booking. It's all theory. But Jamie

hasn't passed his practical of Jamie. If it's any reassurance, there's only 12

chapters to go. When you say it like that, my insides just

short, let's just get through it. Come on. Oh, seriously, Belinda Mon deeply for what seemed like the 50th time that day. The angle of penetration was superb as his Penis touched her clit with every movement. Peter took his breath in even spasms as he went in and out, penetrating her cervix

deeper. How many? How many

time to be fair to him? This position is part of the most feasible

Thio, probably penetrating some kind of like kidney or something is coming out of the mouth. I think

we should celebrate the return of the cervix, some delicate glasses. They both reached orgasm level far too quickly for their liking

or reached orgasm orgasm level level five. The lift again. It's like street fighter. Finish her.

They both reached orgasm level far too quickly for their liking. On the bed became a sea of body

fluids. Oh, my God, How did it come on? How's it going? Anything left in him? She couple down a two pines like seconds ago,

however, they had managed to keep their rhythm for at least five minutes before collapsing on their backs. Exhausted Peter was the first to stir and got up to check his watch. I have dinner organized for eight PM at one of my special restaurants, which I hope you will enjoy, then a trip to the casino to test out your luck. The

night is young here. I feel like Belinda's got quite an evening in. Yes, not if they don't go out to dinner a lot to

go. Haven't still officers. Peter quickly changed into a dark pants and roll neck combination

covered in coming fluid and dressed up a Steve Jobs. Steve Blow jobs

Peter quickly change into a dark pants and roll neck combination, which was both casual and smart. This was essential, as it would also allow him access to the casino later

that evening. What, His clothes? Yes, why was he planning on wearing trainers? But then he was like going to the casino.

Belinda opened her briefcase and quickly pulled out her crumpled, skimpy and extremely revealing evening

gown. She had a three way with the whole the whole time. Who keeps an evening out in a briefcase? She's ready for anything that wasn't crumpled. Yes, it's comport folded, screwed up just on

non existent by the looks of it. But Linda opened her briefcase and quickly pulled out her crumpled, skimpy and extremely revealing evening gown. Wow, said Peter, What else have you got in the

Yeah, what was how she got in there? Mary Poppins? Oh, no, She's not like Mary Poppins. Look at his face.

Belinda blinked. They left by five. They left by private elevator, which led to the garret underneath the building where Peter kept his black Porsche 91 warn Gambella Avalanche! They jumped into the extremely low slung vehicle. Belinda's gown slipped, revealing her attributes, and Peter quickly drove them to the restaurant, taking the opportunity to show Belinda the major sites of Amsterdam at night. He eventually pulled up outside a chic little place called Restaurant del Mare. Toss the key at the valet, and they disappeared inside. Like Albert. Yeah, Albert's restaurant, Belinda looked around for the first time whilst pulling her non existent gown back into place After the ravages of the car journey on, Linda looked around for the first time whilst pulling her non existent gown back into place after the ravages of the car journey and saw that the small, intimate restaurant was themed in the air of the 19 twenties, just after the first

World War. Thank you. That 19 twenties, right?

Beautiful chandeliers hung from the ceilings. Gaslamp spluttered, giving a timeless ambience. The dining area,

not palaces. After the vessel

Gaslamp spluttered, giving a timeless ambience to the dining area, and the waiters were all dressed in dinner jackets

with tails. I'm not so quite fancy that sure she's rising cellophane. Many things really is pretty woman. Oh, Mike is, is it? How have

you never seen? I have seen

it, but you. It's an old film. It's a famous film for girls and gaze, Thank

you the floor and paneling. Wasel polished oak reminiscent of Peter's head office, probably one of the reasons he like dining here. Menus were given out on Belinda's heart jumped when she saw the prices of the starters.

I mean, he's obviously gonna tree

on a parrot if I believe would be in order, Belinda said. Peter, what you fancy whilst we peruse the menu that she probably looking

over the cheapest thing on tap water plays Event L Thank

you, Peter. I'll have the Campari, if you don't mind. Excellent choice. I'll join you in that they eventually ordered fish starters with steak for the main course. The restaurant was French in food style on the garlic was heavy, but the food was out

of this world. But the food was out of this world like the French are same to the great food

Belinda had in many a fine meal. But this one was exceptional.

It wa sw she's under a spell. Could've been McDonald's, and she'd been like It was wonderful.

I think the chips were large galaxy. Of course, no good meal was perfect. And let her have the correct wine, and the wine waiter was very attentive to their table. They've

got wine, waiter, Somali Asians.

Notion. Belinda had a shrewd idea why this was so a skimpy dress had decided to stabilize itself just below her nipples. And for that

but low that's not stable. It's

not a dress, it's just a sheet. She's right around when it's found a place

where it's it's comfortable to very much unstable. She is looking unstable. She's unstable, for sure. She's tucking into a steak with her nipples like grazing in the Bearnaise.

Her skimpy dress had had decided to stabilize itself just below her nipples, and for that she was thankful. Peter seemed happy. He had talked over dinner about his business, his expansion plans, how Belinda's company could grow with them and how he wanted to introduce Belinda to his wife, Chris.

You geo

two things. Yes, sounds like you didn't

let blend to get a word in. For the whole, it's gabbing on football last night. She's always trying to get a word in a Chris Dina Christina.

What do you think

that would make sense? So Belinda's already had it off with Oh my God, I love this. So it's getting so connected. So Christina is Peter Rousers wife Christina Morales Kristina, also upon Christina Morales.

Peter seemed happy. He had talked over dinner at his business. His expansion plans, how Belinda's company could grow with them and how he wanted it. Introduced Belinda to his wife, Chris. He called them similar. An outlook on Belinda wanted. What you men did she wear for virtually nothing when they went up for dinner? Or was that just a lot of the supplier?

What's also has not outlook You don't see what's Belinda's outlook? Welch doesn't wear much to dinner philosophy. Did she

wear virtually nothing when they went out for dinner? Or was that just a lot of the supplier? I mean, makes that makes no sense. No doubt, time would tell it out. The name Chris also rang a bell, but she just

couldn't place him. You were rubbing your tits on her ass about

two hours ago. To be fair, she did take her out of her mind,

so she's only just cast her from her mind as well. Just believe, really like compartmentalize things things, But she's got a thing for arouses because she couldn't get her off her mind when she first met Peter. There's something magical about them both. Soon

it was nearly time to move on to the casino, and the two bottles of Margo Drunken during the meal had left Belinda feel Rockies drunken left into feeling a little tipsy. Her drunken state had further increased when they shared a decent bottle of vintage Port, which Belinda felt ended the meal on a very special high

bottle of pores over Jack. A thought

is so strong it is its like properly fermented wine isn't a sigh Communion wine. Yeah, actually got up to leave the alcohol, took hold of her and she stumbled on her right high heel, lost her balance

and fell over. Oh, no.

The vintage port was obviously having its desired effect. That dress was immediately pulled away from her breasts and at the same time came riding up her thighs to end up in a ball

around a stomach. So everything's

out. Essentially every everything's out. She was now virtually naked, apart from her sexy high heels,

not naked. Dress this up. Yeah, but she doesn't have a broader arm for definite. I'd be surprised

if you had pants on. Sounds like she's really wearing

high heels, but there's one way to sold out. Pull it down. How like catastrophically. Did she fall over late, actually arse over tit, which is right in that canal, doesn't

it? Vintage port guys, it's lethal. Told you a sound of clapping. And the odd whistle came from the few other remaining diners as they watch this impromptu

performance from the diners in a really posh restaurant where the waiters wear tails. I don't think so. They're not applauding a woman falling overbearing around us, are they what? You fell over a

sound of clapping and the old whistle came from the few of the remaining diners. As they watch this impromptu performance, Belinda raised herself to her knees with tits

flopping all over the place. Thats ridiculous. Yes, it's Belinda blinked Belinda Reyes

herself to her knees with her tits flopping all over the place, and probably removed too high

heels. Yeah, that's the problem. Seriously,

she didn't slip the dress off over her head and wrapped the heels

in it. What? She's whipped the dress off, and then his body builder heels into it. So she's naked? Yeah, completely naked, she said. Thistles. Not normal behavior,

even by Belinda standards. Completely naked. She turned to Peter and said, I knew this garment pick would come in useful for something. It makes a terrific handbag.

Oh, my God, She's lost a sweet wine. She God, if I was P traveller. I'm so sorry, madam. I don't know what you mean and pretend like I never met her.

Peter laughed as Belinda curtsy to the cheering restaurants.

You got nothing to hold for the Kurtz. What is going on? If I was, Peter might be like, Oh my God, something's like clicked in the moment she's going crazy, like Get your coat for a 100 ambulances Lately she's Blanche, Dubois wrote the end of a Peter

laughed as Belinda curtsy to the cheering restaurant. She belched, swimming

head on,

walks slowly out of the room, waving her tits and swaying her ass seductively at the goggle in

Client Does. Nothing is seductive about waving her tits like she's waving.

She belched clear test coming head on, walked slowly out of the room, waving her tits and swaying harass seductively at the gargling clientele.

That's

it. That's the end of Chapter five,

who I think she's finally lost her mind. Surely she's not gonna carry on the night from here

if I was Pierre. I take a straight home, get into bed. I'm not sure she is gonna go home because Chapter six is called Casino Twat. Amsterdam is carried on the night. She's carrying on the fucking

nine butt naked on the roulette table. You can't do that. You know what? It should be good distraction for Peter because it isn't always good to have someone at the roulette table who's like, distracting the other

players Should like Sharon Stone in casino yet. I'm

sure I haven't seen it, but yeah, I imagine she will

get a classic Guys you haven't seen pretty woman. Okay, if I was pretty woman knew what could see in a deal.

I'm quite busy. Can we just watch pretty woman again?

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