Smash Notes
S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.
Notes
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Before reading Belinda Blinked chapter Goedenavond Peter, the My Dad Wrote a Porno hosts recap book one. They first met Peter Rouse in the maze, in a black thong, and thought he and Belinda Blumenthal were going to fall in love. Then he covered her with symbols, which they took as a sexual spell.
They describe a psychological connection, or a mystical one. They also remind each other that Peter already had a wife, Mrs Rouse, a fact the story keeps forgetting. Jamie and Alice are not sure they invented a detail about seven children, and they drop it rather than treat it as canon. The chapter title is Dutch for good evening, Peter.
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Christina is the one chasing after Belinda. Belinda may like how Christina is the one pursuing her. The hosts state how this is a power play because Rocky has reversed it.
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That she has survived the rigors of Dr. Pieter Robbins. This is the first time that we have found out Dr. Robbins’ first name after four chapters.
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In Belinda Blinked, Belinda Blumenthal is in Peter Rouse's Amsterdam flat, and the book says nudity was not a modest option in that living space. On My Dad Wrote a Porno, the hosts read the line as a practical problem. Someone in another room, including his wife, Mrs Rouse, might see her.
Peter caresses Belinda's breast and runs his other hand down her spine. She tries to push Kristina out of her mind, then gives in to the attraction. He pulls her blouse up, thanks her for not wearing a bra, and starts to massage her. She can feel him getting hard as he moves closer.
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In the My Dad Wrote a Porno episode Goedenavond Peter, Belinda Blumenthal takes Peter Rouse completely into her mouth. The book calls it tasting the flesh of mankind. The hosts treat the phrase as Rocky Flintstone's way of saying Peter's penis stands in for mankind, and they are not grateful for the wording.
The scene is graphic. His penis reaches the back of her throat, she times her breathing so she does not gag, and then Peter finishes. Belinda sucks up what the book calls the hot white liquid and adores the salt.
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In Belinda Blinked, after Belinda Blumenthal finishes oral sex with Peter Rouse, the book says she adored the salt and that it saved her from eating too many high-protein peanuts. On My Dad Wrote a Porno, Jamie, Alice, and James read that line and reject it.
They say semen is no substitute for protein or salt, joke that a dietitian would not sign off, and decide Belinda has mistaken a penis for a peanut. Belinda even smiles at the thought, which arrives while her mind should have been on Peter. He notices, asks what she is smiling about, and she tells him it was about salt.
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Rocky has done his homework on getting this detailed correctly, which is the Leg Glider position. It’s when the lady is laying on her side doing something like an 80s aerobic maneuver. The man is like a kid sliding on his knees.
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She pulls out her crumpled, skimpy, and extremely revealing evening gown.
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Chris, possibly Christina— whom Belinda has already adequately met and greeted well. Belinda stated how familiar the name was, but she couldn’t recall it at that moment while eating dinner with Peter.
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The alcohol had gotten to her, so she stumbled, lost her balance, and fell over. Her dress ended up as a ball around her stomach, which was all bunched up to reveal her attributes.
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In the My Dad Wrote a Porno reading of Belinda Blinked, chapter Goedenavond Peter, Belinda is drunk in a formal Amsterdam restaurant. Diners clap and whistle as she gets up from a fall. She pulls off her dress, takes off her high heels, and wraps the heels inside the dress.
Naked except for what she has just bundled up, she turns to Peter Rouse and says she knew the outfit would come in useful, because it makes a terrific handbag. Peter laughs while she curtsies to the room, belches, and walks out waving. The hosts, Jamie, Alice, and James, decide she has finally lost her mind.
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