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California King on Smash Notes

California King podcast.

April 05, 2020

A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.



Episodes with Smash Notes

Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.
In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.
So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?
We’re not here to judge.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZgW7g2HP-0)

Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.
Just because we can't be "near" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.
Time to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.
Mr. Twain will see you now.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gu9EuEc0o)

Opportunity: one man's plank is another man's treasure chest.
Now, more than ever, many Americans hunger for travel and adventure—while some yearn merely to be something besides an American. Well, your time has arrived, so, come aboard! We're expecting you.
Our consultants and child-lawyers are available to review your preferences in party water, urban poultry admiralty, and the complex and often unnavigable seas of local garb and maritime headgear. Serf's up.
So, plant your running shoes in a new land, and show that childless Halloween family that you're the Captain now.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Straits of Sandwich - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMMyOoB8cc)

Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.
Do you suffer from moderate to severe dyschlamydia? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up "health doctors" always acting like they're the boss of you?
Well. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. Litttttle more, and…perfect.
Our representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*
yours in health,
—s.
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(Be sure to check out the YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw) via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

Jar-X - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLpd2Npn0Aw)

Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks.
Are you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with?
There's no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because You Look Nice Today has you covered.
Literally.
(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)

The Velcro Side - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEkxCM9MSw)
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Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.
Thank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It's very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge.

Flair School - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEPQieWcF38)

Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.
Welcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient.

Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street.

Ring Light Parade - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLeyecaMxM)

Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳

"Th3rd Stage at Scottfest" - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjqh5XBO69s)

Adam Lisagor, Scott Simpson and Merlin Mann are starting a new podcast. Come along for the ride, ukulele, and British humor.