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What Happened When an Emu Attacked Noah Wyle?
Noah Wyle was trying to feed his emus after they had babies, and both birds came at him. He kept them in a three-walled enclosure with their food in a trash can. Emus fight by kicking up their talons, and the only shield he had was the lid of that can. He crouched there thinking about the headlines he did not want, the ones that would say an emu killed him, then rushed past the birds and got out.
He got rid of them after that. The droppings are rich in nitrogen, so they fertilize pot, and fly fishermen use the feathers for flies. A pot-smoking fly fisherman came down and took the birds.
Amy Poehler called the lid a Captain America shield. Noah Wyle called it Coward America.