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S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...

Episode notes last updated on July 27, 2019 20:04

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How was Belinda's bid planned in advance?

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Once the Duchess hosed Belinda down near the stables, she pushed her into a horse trailer that had a sofa and some drinks inside.

Does Jamie trust his dad?

He says he still trusts his dad, but maybe not as he did as a young boy when he used to take him fishing. Nonetheless, he is understanding him on a different level throughout this process.

What is Belinda’s sixth sense?

She realizes she cannot opt out the special relationship she developed with Peter Rouse in their short meeting.

What do people like about Belinda’s relationship with Peter?

It seems like Belinda has met her match. They both seem like two very equal parties. James Cooper sees problems on the horizon because they are both two dominating partners.

What happens once a year at the Tombola?

Once a year, the Pots and Pans industries get together for an annual charity event that’s hosted by Sir James Godwin for the Asses and Donkey Trust.

What are the prizes you can receive?

The winners get to spend 12 hours with a person that has the highest bid.

What is the rule and the downside to the bidding event?

The one rule is that they have a safe word, which is thimble because it stops you from being pricked. The downside is that the servant has to match the donation bid that’s paid to charity.

What’s the appearances of these fine ladies being bid on?

One's covered in mud, one's bald, and the last one has lipstick all over her face.

Who bids for Belinda?

The Duchess bids 200 pounds for Belinda. She is the lady wearing a white linen trouser suit and a Panama hat. At first, Belinda is devastated to receive this bidder.