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S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

Episode notes last updated on July 17, 2019 18:50

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What do you think of when you hear the word, “chalet”?

One of the hosts thinks of sheds on a beach, another thinks of them as central parks, and the other thinks of skiing.

How are the Duchess and Belinda similar?

Stated in the book, they are both endowed. Here we find out that the Duchess’ age is over 50.

What does the Duchess want to Belinda to address her as?

She tells Belinda to address her as “My Lady” and nothing else.

How does Belinda act during her first few hours with the Duchess?

Belinda is the subordinate since she is supposed to be the Duchess’ servant. Although, it seems like she is enjoying her time with her so far.

What did the chalet’s bedroom look like?

When Belinda looked around, the room appeared to be a classic motel room with nothing to look at. So, Belinda has no idea where she was.

What does the Duchess do when she returned to the bedroom?

She brings some gin and tonic for them. Then, she massages Belinda's legs. The Duchess also shackles Belinda’s ankles to the bed with similar handcuffs as Tony used in the maze— only, these were yellow.

Why should we finish the first book of Belinda Blinked?

Jamie Morton states that we have not heard everything that's in the book because when we think we have, each chapter is dredged out of nowhere. This includes eye watering imagery that is unbelievable, which is why they must continue reading.

What is the wicked thought that Belinda has?

When the Duchess brings her crop to the bedroom to use, Belinda wickedly thinks to herself that she should send Jim Stirling one of them.

How did the Duchess look once she let Belinda have a turn?

The Duchess is described to look totally shattered. Meaning, her makeup was ruined and her immaculate hair was all over the place.

What was Belinda’s idea?

As the Duchess is sleeping, Belinda took the yellow handcuffs and put them on the Duchess’ ankles. She dressed herself with the Duchess’ riding clothes since she arrived to the chalet naked. She left to keep her appointment with Peter Rouse, as she promised.