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S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'

My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast.

July 18

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

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the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically

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all the good stuff. Jamie, why are we here?

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We're here because my dad's in a porno that's written a porter erotic literature.

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Previously on my Dad wrote a porno, a six and a nine. Other shape of a naked lady

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undid her that, hey, slowly unbutton the remaining buttons on Belinda's shirt and let her full oval breasts. Hello and welcome back to my dad wrote a porno. We're here with James Dallas again. Hello. So Chapter 11

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Chapter 11. And this has really entitle if I recall from

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last week. Oh, it does. It does, Yeah, but the chapter title is Sunday night 11:55 p.m. Okay, Our first issue should be,

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Isn't it Saturday night? Oh yeah, we left him on Saturday night. I assume events are just rolling on. Yeah, unless they've gone into the next day, it should say such way. Shouldn't make any assumptions. Maybe there's been a positive time.

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This is true. Are we ready? Born ready, Ready, Belinda blinked. Chapter 11 Sunday night, 11:55 p.m. Belinda groaned more loudly, so it's definitely still solidly night unless they've been set on the sofa for a whole 24

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hours. You guys, Linda Stamina is not to be called into question. It could, quite possibly the Sunday night

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Belinda grown more loudly. Peter, that's so good. Would you mind removing my riding jacket and shirt? Peter was already feeling Randy, and he promptly stripped Belinda of her upper

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Where does the beginning of this chapter taking place?

Belinda and Peter are still in the lobby of the Horse and Jockey hotel with the video camera recording them. Peter starts stripping Belinda's garments off of her.



garments in the four years the hotel with the CCTV right on them. Oh, yeah, the red blinking line. Is he feeling someone up called Randy? Because it wouldn't surprise me that a new parrot presented without the name of the young ish. Is it a new name?

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He probably stripped Belinda of her upper garments. He folded them neatly and place the already discarded prevent on top of them on a nearby table.

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I lovely throwback like, Yeah, let me just for your clothes for you. Let me put it on the table. Now. Where was I? Oh, yes. Your tits. Upper thigh.

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The lobby was very quiet Sunday night at just about midnight meant the client's store retired to Beth. Every time it gets mentioned, many corrected. He felt he had free rein to do what he needed to do? No, no, he doesn't know. In the lobby. Massage me continued Belinda here, my tits. So need a good massage.

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They do know if I recall, they will be black and rest. And no one to touch. Least warrant even quarantine your breath. For 12 hours,

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Peter acquiesced and concentrated his hands on her upper body. First use of that is so short enough. It was a firm body with lots of good muscle and superb a rock hard

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nipples, a muscly of her body on the lady. Stop it. Also, I feel like that

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isn't what our bodies like. I swear. He's always described it. Is it being really sensual and soft and family? Yeah. Now she's suddenly pulled around. Cliff.

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I feel like he's described. Is all what you look for in, like, really good cut of beef. I

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don't know. Should be a tough

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joint. Nothing. Do you think muscle is

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no gristle? He thought himself. She'll need these nipples if you're gonna make the sales she wants. What does that mean? Belinda groaned more loudly

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than originally. She's already great. More loud. Keep it down, Belinda. So initially, like much of a normal grown would be like, but she's allowed in that city. But now she's louder than that

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is just gradually turning up the volume on Belinda with nipples. Belinda grown more loudly and watched the movement of the camera, and it's blinking red light out of the corner of her eye.

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Just keep it in. One position is probably still leaving.

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Peter stripped me. I so need to feel your hand on my clit oris handle my cervix hard again. Peter acquiesced and gently pull down the choppers to the top of Belinda's black leather riding boots. No, Belinda gasped. Everything. Take off my riding boots.

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Sit down, lift your boots off. Jesus, Belinda yourself, Lazy

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Peter took his hands off her George furs and pulled first her left boot and then her right boot.

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As is

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tradition, too much information get to the sex, with both successfully removed with both successfully removed. It only took a second to pull the Georgia off Belinda's body

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achievement way like congratulating information, managing to remove someone's clothes. Also, it only took a minute. It took a minute. They got some trousers,

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they were skin tight

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as gonna say

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at last he had her completely naked.

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Finally, So she didn't have any underwear on did. Jake is what allows and that she never does.

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At last, he had a completely naked lying in front of him on the hotel lobby. Leather sofa, I mean, is what you always

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wanted to imagine coming back late. And so excuse me. Breakfast start? Yes. Really weird. Actually, it starts at 17 minutes past six.

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Belinda slowly moved her legs of heart, showing him her seductive vagina on A ll The mysteries. He was about to gay and discover

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the mysteries like he's looking into an abyss. The mysteries of Belinda's vagina. I felt that's an ancient Greek book on

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Also, there are no mysteries left about her vagina. We know everything about everyone

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we know, and everyone else is not something that's less of an enigma. Her vagina, like I feel like I know it better than anything I got. Belinda's vagina was literally like home alone to everybody.

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Poor Belinda. So she's showing him her seductive vagina and all the mysteries about two against things like that.

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At the second hand on a Swiss what

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Thunderbird to Tracy Island's opening up Belinda Island. Belinda slowly moved her legs apart, showing him her seductive vagina on all the mysteries he was about to gain. Discover

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What does Belinda do with the rest of her wine?

She drinks the majority of it, then pours the remaining few drops on her nude body.



I like that she's got her seductive vagina today, not like aggressive vagina

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What does Belinda do with the rest of her wine?

She drinks the majority of it, then pours the remaining few drops on her nude body.



vagina from Grease. Usually rather pass me my glass of chardonnay. Belie Where's she gonna put it? Well, but in the drank it all in one go and calmly poured the remaining few drops over her vagina.

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Common. More alcohol in the vagina.

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Karbouly. What does that even mean? Why would it not be excited? She could maybe be a bit, you know, hotheaded. But she's really cool and like she's been in before, she knows her stuff. She rubbed the golden liquid into her soft, tender flesh on beckoned Peter to taste it rough. I think we'll agree. It's quite rough. Move on Behind his head, Belinda observed the camera recording the event. It's hardly an event

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so far, not something that I would pay to get the cinema but will potentially went on DVD. No, I mean, I would write this on the Today show. You've said it. Now

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we've got it recorded. Peter Rouse is no mean artist when it came to sexual activity, but never before it had been so completely entranced by such a beautiful female.

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What does that mean? Please, What's a mean artist?

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Yeah, we like it or not. It's like

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kind of like it says He's no mean artist. He's generous.

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I mean, we could be here for a while. I can see kind of where the genesis of the idea came from. I honestly don't know.

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What was Peter’s initial intention of meeting with Belinda?

At first, it was to seduce her, but now, something is different. He speculates if he has met his equal in his sexual symbolic world. He wants to show dominance over Belinda, but then realizes he doesn’t want to do that while they are in the hotel lobby.



Well, then you need to worry because it's very

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What was Peter’s initial intention of meeting with Belinda?

At first, it was to seduce her, but now, something is different. He speculates if he has met his equal in his sexual symbolic world. He wants to show dominance over Belinda, but then realizes he doesn’t want to do that while they are in the hotel lobby.



He had no doubt in his own minds that he had come here to seduce her, but this one

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was different. I love that. Rocky has this issue with the existential. I have no doubt in his own mind his mind.

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Could he have met his equal in his sexual symbolic world?

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Oh, I call bullshit. Think Rocky had had a few wide by this point by the time the more clearly I think you have a son straight

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tree, he shook his head. No, there was no way this girl was not his equal.

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There's no way that this girl was not his equal. So they're definitely equals.

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A double negative

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is a double negative, but I don't think we can start pulling on those. But that means that he thinks that she's his equal, sexually, right in a sexual symbolic world in sexual symbolic

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oil show she was better than all the others. He had to stick to his plan and attempt to make himself dominant over her. So

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they are equal.

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But he wants to be the dominant one. But he couldn't do it in a public hotel lobby. God is there,

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Peter ever proved that? No, he's just a normal person. Is not a normal person. James, please. Sexual symbol to about the circles. You move in. Except I do so I don't know who you've been with

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circles. He moves into you. I do not move in her circle just to confirm, but he couldn't do it in a public hotel lobby. He needed a private room away from prying people and, no doubt, hidden security

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cameras. They're not prying people. To be fair, if you're pulling out that right in front of them, they can't help but see it like

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moving around like Big Brother house.

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Did you No strings Multi cam set every

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fix Rigg show Vagina cow. After five or six minutes of massaging Belinda's clitoris with

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his tongue. He tasted off, so he was like, We really should go to the room anyway. Way

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whatever the lady wants

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again. Let's not do anything indecent. But I will massage your pictures with my tongue because I think we would all do that in public. Six more minutes won't hurt five or six minutes, give or take.

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After five or six minutes of massaging Belinda's clitoris with his tongue, he tasted the first orgasm Belinda had that night. It wasn't the 1st 1 Is that that night? I mean,

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I know that Rocky's got word of the day, but he's still not learned The word licking. Massaging with tongue is all

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he knows. I'd rather that than licking. Licking is quite like an animal. Licks like a dog

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lips, slick alleys, Hotel just smooth. Oh, I don't know. Why do you actually think that potentially could just have a taste? Absolutely. Definitely.

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After five or six minutes of massaging Belinda's clitoris with his tongue, he takes it. The first orgasm Belinda had that night. It was so sweet, yet bitter,

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some would say opposites sweet and bitter. So it's like, Wait, what is not knickknack? That's nice. And spicy.

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Oh my God! She's like a Michelin starred restaurant as an aphrodisiac. He needed nothing else except complete privacy.

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Way out off the lobby. How many times

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you literally get a room like that phrase could have been used to describe a Linda and Peter out. Belinda was now moaning consistently.

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Uh,

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she was moving continuously, waiting foxes in the garden

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and should get love.

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Belinda was now moaning consistently, and Peter, still fully clothed, continued to massage her vagina and breasts. Nipples?

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What breast? The breast trademark sign next to it. Breast nipples, nipples,

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Why is Peter still fully clothed while Belinda’s stripped naked?

It's unexplained, but jokingly, the hosts say that this is Peter’s noncommittal way out so he can claim that he noticed Belinda in her state if someone happened to notice them.



notice breasts, nipples, breast levels.

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What about the Peter is still fully clothed? Melinda's absolutely stark naked Stop breast nipple. Nay, kids. Do you think it's because Peter's thinking if somebody pops in now? Would just be like I found this naked, So noncommittal. I saw Man earlier. He was, uh, he was drinking

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chardonnay offer. Belinda was now moaning consistently, and Peter and Peter, still fully clothed, continue to massage her vagina and breasts nipples, each in their turn and making sure to never let the sexual pressure here now so carefully built Decline. But last he had had enough.

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Oh, what wasn't Lucky's Reed mat. Is he, like about enough?

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Belinda, I want you. I want all your body with my body and we need to retire to your

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room. These running on all your body with my body? I do read,

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Peter. I thought you'd never ask. Reply? Belinda,

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you didn't. She was doing Don't

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try and make out that you wanted to go to the bedroom

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this whole time. What? She's still so full splits by now. But she didn't wanna go upstairs,

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Peter. I thought you'd never ask. Reply Blender. Winking at the silent camera, they both slowly stood up and realised Belinda was completely naked and Peter was completely dressed.

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Realize way

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must look completely stupid. Peter explained.

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I mean, how is this all? Just a warning on the poor assessment of the situation. You don't look stupid like those maniacs into the hair in

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the main. I love the repetition. Three times the word completely. Belinda was completely naked, and Peter was completely dressed. We must look completely. Belinda burst out laughing and said, Pass me my riding jacket and boots.

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Don't these vagina exactly. Mistaking those shoulders covered my eyes,

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she put on the jacket which neatly covered up her breasts and then pulled on both leather riding boots, which had nothing except her lower legs and toes. Very daring, said Peter with a laugh, and collected the unfinished wine in its ice bucket. How's it daring toe exposure vagina? When you have expensive journey for about 10 minutes, it's down to

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a couple standing now. Cover you talk. Uncover lower legs. Logic. Why we're trying to find large. It's just gotta

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record. This is the most confusing. Chuck. I'm not saying something.

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You know where 11 chapters in my I actually get a headache.

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Walking past the reception area, Peter asked Belinda if she would like a nightcap, as well as another bottle of wine. They both decided on Brandy, and the youngest man behind reception pulled the golden liquid into two impeccable glasses. Impeccable. I'm sorry this man has been there the entire

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time. What? No, he must

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have been in his behind reception,

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didn't they? They walk to another room. To reception is basically right by where there

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have been literally watching them the entire time, and she's moaning about a security

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camera. No, I just don't think Rocky's included the detail that he re emerged. I'm sure early one, she was like she the youngest man was nowhere to be seen. Okay, Seeing her vagina now,

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he said he would bring up some wine to Belinda's room as soon as he'd located some more ice. Peter, now carrying both glasses of the swirling golden brown liquid, follow Belinda's seductively swaying ass up the main staircase to her room like a camel Arabian ninth problem seductively swaying. Once inside, Belinda immediately removed her red jacket and ask Peter to do the honors with her riding

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boots. First, the left and the right support around off its seductive James.

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What piece of clothing does Peter want Belinda to keep wearing?

He wants her to keeps wearing her riding boots because he claims that they have a sexual appeal.



Have a sip first, my dear, it's too good to delay any longer. Belinda sat down on the edge of the bed and sipped her brandy. Besides, I'd like to fuck you with your boots. They're extremely sexual in their own way. You

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know, Peter,

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you got a lot of fatty just doesn't leave this. Peter Symbols symbols, murdered boots. Belinda Belinda. She's Neech fetish. But in the moment, if only knew their origins and lay back on the bed. Anticipating Peter's desire, it only took Peter Rouse 25 seconds to remove his clothes

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Why is so specific? And also was everything Velcroed be a record 25 seconds for all of his clothes. But for Belinda's judge, purse was taken chapter

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and 1/2.

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Seriously. On and off there.

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It only took Peter Rouse 25 seconds to remove his clothes and position himself beside Belinda

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on the bed. Nothing says sexy like so eager. Ready? Any time you feel like you left ball soft. Hey,

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grabbed her cervix.

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Oh, third cervix mention to know. I'm sorry. I feel I have to say something here. He's gonna kill her, do some serious internal damage. And if we don't stop him,

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I don't know Well Oh, my God.

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And he grabbed her dot, dot, dot boob breast, nipple, home, hand face. Whatever. I don't think Rocky is the only one that's ignorant about cervix. So I'm just gonna google for you really quick. That bracketed area. That's vagina. Yes. Come up of the UK Okay, that we have to do with later. I'll do geography next time so the cervix isn't part of the vagina, guys. Okay.

Cervix, as you can see, is almost grazing along. It's quite normal. Believe. Okay, if you're talking about the UK James would be in Inverness. All right. Okay. Thank you. You woke him. Let's show you one more thing. Everything of the service is called the R's. The civil law allows menstrual blood to flow out from the vagina during menstruation during pregnancy. The several hours closes to help keep the fetus in the uterus until birth. Should you be grabbing that,

should you be compromising the structure of that school, isn't it? I think this is the keeper of information that I feel like Rocky maybe didn't know. Okay, Approximately half the cervix length is visible with appropriate medical equipment. Remainder lies above the vagina beyond view. Okay, guys, if you grabbing that you've gone wrong. Well,

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his Penis was already well aroused on. Belinda knew it would take only a little bit of extra encouragement to make it rock solid. She started to massage his chest, concentrating on his Nichols.

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Why? Said from a starting each of those chests essential. The boys like having their nipples.

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She then dips her right forefinger into her brandy glass and rubbed it on to his upper body, making a delicate figure of eight in a clockwise motion over his

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stomach symbols, a simple merchant itself, and actually the naked shape of a woman does. Look, I think she's writing down what time? Breakfast? Breakfast ends at eight.

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Peter Relaxed lay on his back and let Belinda's tongue follow the pattern of the brandy. His cock shuddered.

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Think he's having a fit? Was

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cocking. His cock shuddered on. Belinda lifted herself onto it. Slowly, slowly, she went slowly, Slowly. She went down on his hard Penis on When she felt it fully entered her, she started to grind her pubic bone against his. Peter started to groan in time to her motion. His voice became more intense as Belinda increased the friction between their two bodies. Friction you need complete sensing is going to be completing ejaculation. Within a minute, he orgasms, and white semen came trickling out of Belinda's

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vagina. 25 seconds. He's naked in a minute. He's come. Yeah,

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Noah's impressive sexually is he may like to think maybe Belinda is just so intoxicatingly sexy

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that you just can't I refer you to the photo on the cover of the book? No, I wouldn't say intoxicating. Intoxicated.

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Within a minute, he orgasms and white semen came trickling out of Belinda's vagina. No stamina within a minute. I love that we all have different. Belinda immediately caught the escaping liquid with her forefinger, and on once again traced the figure of eight that onto Peters

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on

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once again trace the figure of a pattern into Peter's abdomen.

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Why, God knows the food. I mean 00 I like least he gets together, they insist on, like drawing symbols on each other. Your first instinct is not to go quick. Catch it. It's so precious that everyone the most precious of all the gifts. That's the baby Jesus.

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He groaned more deeply and cried out, as if in torment. More, more, more. Belinda.

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Thank you, Russia.

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She's my darling, Peter. You will get a CZ Muchas you need. Trust me, Belinda continued. The deep sexual movement until Peter

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again or get in. Sorry, I don't That's impossible. In such quick succession, I didn't do this

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before in the maze he, like came and then came again. I think he's a superhuman

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just within seconds. I don't

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think we should be looking to Belinda. Blink to some sort of textbook, the Oracle of

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Truth reference text that is concerning

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dodgy. Yeah, Button to continue the deep sexual movement until Peter again orgasm this time very deeply. Within seconds, he had fallen unconscious.

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Unconscious? Do you think that bittersweet taste was chloroform?

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Within seconds, he had fallen unconscious. Deeply asleep on Belinda. Withdrew her vagina.

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Sorry. Not the same thing you could please leave the dishes. I'm not the same thing.

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How do you withdraw your vagina? Surely you would draw his PS. So she withdrew her vagina knowing she had hit the target. It took Peter hours one complete our toe wake up. And when he did, he felt as if he had shed 20 years of his life. He felt so energetic, so composed, so fulfilled. Nice.

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Now Kip will do that.

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He looked around the hotel bedroom until he saw the naked Belinda sitting on a casual chair, watching him wake up creepy. Much maker was staring at you and you wake

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up morning e like continuously going to be a girlfriend.

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Belinda, he stammered. That was stupendous. Stupendous. I feel so very good. So very alive. What did you do to may suggesting piece of

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I don't like this line of questioning,

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Peter. We just had a good old fashioned sex. It's what we both wanted. And when you get what you want, you feel great

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thing

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is Belinda's mantra. Peter nodded slowly, as if realizing he had missed something important but couldn't just quite remember what it waas

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a personality. That's what's missing.

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Okay, but thank you very, very much.

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What's happened to Peter? He's the rest of the English language. It's like he's learning to speak as he's saying. He's

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as confused as we are

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reading. Belinda. Belinda. How was he passed out for? Cause you, if you were out cold for too long, it may be some kind of sign UPS issues.

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Definitely concussed. Okay, but thank you very, very much. Peter, it's all my pleasure and thank you for your business order

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What’s the biggest twist in the Belinda Blinked series so far?

Peter has a wife. He claims they both didn’t expect him to be out for so long. Either Belinda knew or just didn’t care about this detail.



through when he was out cold.

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Belinda, it's nothing. But could you excuse me? I do need to get back to my wife

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that shady to say that you know someone, The chairs. She's on one of the chairs she reported that will be staying at the I don't understand this. This is the biggest twist of Belinda blinked so far.

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I can't believe we use the word twist

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ad you did it.

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There's a block point blender. It's nothing. But could you excuse me? I do need to get back to my wife. We both didn't expect me to be out for so long.

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What believable. So rude,

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Belinda Smart and said, Peter, that's my problem. I'll see you Thursday afternoon in your Amsterdam.

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Already. You doesn't give a shit. I think the latter didn't expect him to take so long. By the way, how much faster could Peter, of 25 seconds for clothes off a minute

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for the sex may be falling asleep, Right. I'll see you Thursday afternoon in your Amsterdam offices. That's a date, he replied. I'm so looking forward to it. But you must experience Amsterdam at night, and we'll get you back to London on the late afternoon Friday flight back to admin. I'm sensing the chapters winding down. Also, I don't want to be a marriage counselor anything but his wife is gonna smell a rat when he bounds in Chipper Reggie, like at three in the morning, covered in

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brandy in his own jizz. Quite the cocktail.

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I'll make the arrangements and bring some evening wear. Not too much, Belinda, not too much, said Peter as he let himself out of the room. I don't have any worry of Belinda bringing too

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many clothes did not something she'd ever

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been accused off. Well, that's the end of Chapter 11 right?

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The next chapter, we hopefully will rejoin Belinda and maybe Peter. Well, what's

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the next chapter called? The next chapter is called The Night Receptionist. She's not gonna sleep issues. Just let's shock her way

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through the night. All right? Yeah, It was an absolute machine with the youngest man.

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Whoa! You know what? Maybe I'll just play billiards, Who knows? But it blended with two options. If Belinda blinked, thus far is anything to go by, they will be having heart or mediocre

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sex. In the meantime, if you want to get in touch about the confusing chapter or any of the previous ones, then you can get it to Instagram. That's my dad wrote A Twitter always is,

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and you can get it on Facebook to it's My dad wrote a porno. That's the page.

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Okay, so let's reconvene next week in the lobby.

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See that with the brandy? Thanks. Listening, guys.

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