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What Colors Do the Miami Hurricanes Wear?

Paige DeSorbo says the Miami Hurricanes wear dark green and orange, not turquoise. She had agreed to a Saturday game and, because the Knicks had come up the day before, she thought it was basketball. It was football. She then thought a Saturday morning game meant the NFL. It was college. She said she had messed it up once and then messed it up twice, and she had no outfit.

She had a vintage turquoise dress she had not worn in years and thought it was perfect for Miami. The school's colors are not turquoise. She put on orange shorts instead, said she loved that outfit, and crimped her hair. She called the hair a college throwback, because she was doing something different in Miami.

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