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Why Does Emirates Serve Breakfast at Midnight?

Hannah Berner got on an Emirates flight in America at midnight, and they were already serving breakfast because the crew was on Dubai time. She was down for breakfast at any time. She ordered the pancakes. She was on vacation and called it partying with food, not with dancing or drinking, and then she passed out.

She had never been to the Middle East. After they landed, they spent about three hours in the Dubai lounge, and the lounge had Dubai chocolate. She joked that it was pretty authentic, then took it back and said it is just chocolate there. In the airport she wanted to walk every gift shop and random shop and just browse. She was asked why.

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