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Could Belinda's Toy Have Hit the Ovaries

The author seems to have no idea about anatomy and keeps confusing the lady bits. One has to get past cervix to get to the ovaries, and that's not something that happens easily.

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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am' ·

My Dad Wrote a Porno

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  1. What Does Belinda SayThat she will fulfill the Duchess’ needs. Afterwards, she wants the Duchess to take her back to get her car so she can end her very strange weekend.
  2. What Did Belinda Have for BreakfastBelinda chewed on the Duchess.
  3. What Happens in the Book That We Want to Forget AboutIt’s one thing for the cervix being mentioned, but now Belinda is using a sexual item to hit the Duchess’ ovaries, which definitely shouldn't— and doesn't…
  4. How Does Belinda Blumenthal Turn the Morning With the Duchess Around?In the last chapter the Duchess is the one being pleased, and she cries out for Belinda not to stop.
  5. What Do the Hosts Compare the Duchess's Tongue to in Belinda Blinked?In "Monday Morning 7.45am," the Duchess licks Belinda Blumenthal, and Rocky Flintstone writes that her tongue "snaked" from Belinda's breasts down to her…
  6. How Many Times Did Belinda Orgasm With the Duchess?In the last chapter of the first Belinda Blinked book, the Duchess is with Belinda Blumenthal and the book says Belinda orgasms not once, but twice.
  7. How Is Belinda Shown as Being PoliteJokingly, the hosts state how Belinda has manners by referring to the Duchess as “My lady” still.
  8. How Will Belinda and the Duchess Communicate With One AnotherThey had swapped email addresses with one another to meet up within the next few weeks. The Duchess will then introduce Belinda to some people she knows.
  9. What Does Belinda Blumenthal Never Do in the Last Chapter of Belinda Blinked?The running joke of My Dad Wrote a Porno is the heroine's name, so Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine keep waiting for Belinda to blink.
  10. What Can You Do to Support Belinda in Her JourneyJamie recommend that you buy the Belinda Blinked 1 book, and if you are really into it, then the rest of the series too.

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