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S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'

My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast.

August 04

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

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the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff. Previously on my dad

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wrote a porno. One minute later, Peter Rounds appeared at another

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door. Another drink.

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She took him completely into her mouth, tasting the flesh of mankind. Thing she adored the salt on it saved you from having to eat too many high protein peanuts. Hello, James and Alice. How are you? Both. It's time for episode six of my dad wrote porno. Excited, nervous,

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worried a ll Those things mainly worried. But then I always arm because you never know what you could have your wits about. You don't wanna do.

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Alert is a good thing to be in this.

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We left that chapter Well, we left Belinda in quite a state. We did hissed as a yeah, naked as the day she was thin. One of her lowest points. Although I'm glad she's letting loose a bit. We've all done it. We've old son, in a way. You cheese time You slept in a bush?

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Yes, I do. Thank you, James. On a work night?

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Yeah, on Park Lane, if I remember

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it, you gonna sleep in the bush

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sleeping partner. Part Lane doesn't get better. It's a five star Bush did you see within the book, but it was an out

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of season hind ranger.

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There was much photos to be found, but it's beautiful. Blooms that shed one of my favorite days of the year is when it's Alice's birthday and she has her annual sherry. I get very excited on the day after I have my annual hangover. You're

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so ratty on that day. No one sees her.

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Remember 21st when you were literally bedridden because you were so drunk? I think it's really about 10 ways, really. There was a fight breaking out of the under your bed was fisticuffs. Wasn't their debuts at the bedside. If I remember, there's a photograph where my eyes are rolling back in my head of Jamie. I think it's a maybe a dump flannel

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on my fault. I was being a very good Florence nightingale, but it was good.

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And you know what? I'd only had one wine a day. I am.

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I was spiking your drinks if you'd have more fun. Sorry

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about that on. I did the hour of our western, but Jake and I think that's all the story socio your drunkenness straightaway. Your eyes kind of. It's hard to explain. They go in different directions, but you also fall asleep. We're in San Francisco. Oh, my God, I'm in a way.

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It's club. And James literally fell asleep while he was dancing on the dance floor.

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Is he still dance

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it? He was a sight to see. He was still dancing, but he was asleep on the ballot. Was

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like He's gonna get out. And I was like, That's fine.

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He's just He's just really into the music is the way we work it out. James

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happen often. Can you sleep standing? I cannot count. How many clubs are happy place? I find it very therapeutic. Sends me right off the alcohol. Of course. That's amazing, though. I wish I could do that. Well, I feel like we've been quite judgemental about blender then. Well, judging by the chapter title Belinda

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Rain going home, you know it's casino. Itwas

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so. This is the start of a very long night. Potentially

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ready? Ready blend. Blink too. Chapter six, Casino. What? Wa Amsterdam. A tipsy Peter and Belinda. Okay, for starters, not tipsy.

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Where did Belinda and Peter go?

They went to a casino and ran into Grigor Calanski, a Russian entrepreneur. He asked why Peter and his female friend were ignoring him. It is not specified if Belinda is still naked or not.



A tipsy Peter on a fucked up. She got drunk eyes. Oh, for sure.

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Where did Belinda and Peter go?

They went to a casino and ran into Grigor Calanski, a Russian entrepreneur. He asked why Peter and his female friend were ignoring him. It is not specified if Belinda is still naked or not.



On the rest, a tipsy Peter and Belinda entered the casino lobby. And halfway across they heard a Russian accent

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shout out way. Remember the Blair? Yes, Mr Molinski. What was his name? Do you remember? What should I say? Legal clients Clean.

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Okay. No, we're

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not there yet, Okay. Oh, yeah. He won't get introduced till the end has become a off the

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book. We'll find out his name in the bloody book. Three and halfway across. They had a Russian accent. Shel Town.

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Peter, why

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are you and your female friend ignoring

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me? Did The boy is just not gonna do the voice.

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I'll try a voice, but I'm not gonna keep

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brewski even new. Brewski. Russian. Russian. That's a harsh, huh? It's kind of like him. Um, nice to meet you. Hang on. It's not what a bad bond villain like on the like, sort of Mr way. Mr

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Beetle. Why you and your female this tonight, Orange this night. What is Russian? Be there. Why are you on your female friend Ignoring me, Alicia eases

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before. Well, how would you say that? Beaker way you FEMA thinning. That's just as bad as mine. Let's go, Peter. Why are you Peter? Beat their pay? Their accents aside, haven't we just walked in the casino? I

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don't want anyone that pissed. Peter. Why? You and your femur friend ignoring may come and meet my personal assistant. You know she likes you very much.

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They're clearly on a day that's

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not call third and fourth wheeling. Is Belinda still naked? Not Claire. Doesn't specify. Have, Actually. Is Peter turned round, Smiled and said, Allow me to introduce my English friend Miss Belinda Blumenthal. Belinda, meet Greek

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or Kurlansky Regal Kowalewski. Drink Nick, actually.

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Ding ding ding on Dhe. His assistant, Laura.

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Laura. Laura is gonna be fit. Laura Croft. Yes, Lara and Giselle in a room together.

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James, I think that maybe the first time you've ever been sexually excited by the prospect of two

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women together what on earth gave you that impression?

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Just what you said. It just felt

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you had a little flurry of excitement for a woman. You together,

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we'll ask for the moon.

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I'm just thinking about all the women in the book. But you will. I think the lady's right, lady night. So there's been Belinda, obviously. Giselle, obviously. Stunner. Yes, Della, Get take a leave. She didn't get loads at the auction. Did cheese duchess old and saggy Know that old guy? I also know that she had quite a good hardly saw her age

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is what Rocky actually

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said. Not soggy. Sadly, son. So she was definitely sake. A calendar? Yeah, I guess I got a little flurry of excitement because Laura's feels like Gisele levels of fit. We haven't had that for a while. Yeah, because there's a lot of filler isn't I love that you're just

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getting that from the name Laura. There's been no description

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of her yet. Russian women are beautiful. May presume she's Russian.

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Yeah. Belinda, meet Griego Kurlansky at his assistant, Laura. By the way, this gentleman is the biggest supplier of quality Russian vodka and caviar to my organization.

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To his pots and pans company Through the cantina. Peters is a fucking amazing the biggest supplier.

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The extremely bear like Greek or Kalinowski.

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Oh, Harry Fraud

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moved ponderously to his feet, stubbed out a cigar and kissed Belinda's profit hand bit scared of regal

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using just sounds big and hairy. Eight foot three. Hagrid? Yes, I think it's Robbie Coltrane.

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She recoiled at the grease left by his lips.

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The from the caviar or the lip bowl. You know what I was thinking off? You know the guy. The evil guy in Pinocchio. Oh, yes. Stromboli. Stromboli! I'm thinking of Stromboli. Excellent! Julia Gracie Lips. He just was. He was Russian, right? Maybe when they know all Italian guys, I don't know. I've only read it. Shut up.

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Think of what? The original German trends in Germany. She recoiled at the grease left

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by his lips. How do you have greasy lips? Maybe it is so greasy that it trickles down to Oh, Gross. I don't like

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What did Belinda think after meeting Grigor?

Since he was a Russian entrepreneur, she was thinking that he would be her next client because he has needs for her company.



her. I like hope goes. She recoiled at the grease left by his lips, but regained her composure almost immediately. Thinking Russian entrepreneur, Surely he has needs for pots

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thing. Businessman's gonna eat.

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Well, Quiet. Surely he has a need for pots and pans. Russia is a big

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place. They love for the soup of stewed. That Google is a big place

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after the big place needs parts.

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And he's just a man who sells caviar. How's he gonna help? Exactly? Yeah, You cannot help her any effects from Russia? I just wondered. No, Uh,

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thank goodness I'm in a casino. Surely my luck is well and truly

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in this night. I'm impressed by how loose it years. I know she's making some funny jokes. She dressed, though don't knows,

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don't not comfort and also with the jokes. She's formulating a business

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plan. And I heard Peter would usually be before ing if she was making even even a hint of a joke. English

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meet Laura. Why so to speak. Right hand

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man Peter. Come and

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join us for a drink.

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English meat. What? What

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he's calling Belinda English,

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but make my business. Hey, Laura, meet

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my right hand man. No English. Meet Laura, my so to speak. Right hand man Peter. Come and join us for a drink. It is confusing, to be fair, but basically he's saying to Belinda, Come and meet Laura

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and he's already got her nickname.

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Yes, he's gone. You're English in an offensive xenophobic way on dhe. Lauren is his kind of, I guess Assistant slash,

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slash Gonna be MD invited

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and Peter during the free drinks. So they're all together having fun. Belinda and Peter walked over to their table. But Linda sat down opposite Grieco and crossed her long legs. She was going to make sure her body language said what she

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What does Grigor say to Belinda?

He calls her English, her new nickname, and says that she suits black and that her breasts are better than Laura’s— his assistant with him in the casino. This is another time when stating Belinda’s breasts are better than another character’s.



couldn't. What? She's totally nude. So what does that tell him? I can't really say anything. She's terrible at verbal communication. Should never speak some him. Your body can do something.

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What does Grigor say to Belinda?

He calls her English, her new nickname, and says that she suits black and that her breasts are better than Laura’s— his assistant with him in the casino. This is another time when stating Belinda’s breasts are better than another character’s.



You look so delightful English, the Russians said. You suit black and your breasts stick out so nicely. Better than Laura's

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Black. She's

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wearing black now. I think she's put the dress back

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on. Well, it would be nice to know it was black and crumpled and like it was

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definitely in her briefcase. But I think it was blunt here. I thought was see through sheer, but but

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black Okay, teams. That was actually a blast. Black Peter's office. Our poor Laura. She's has been downgraded

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S O. This is another thing of Belinda's breast being described as better

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than another Correct. It's a very competitive way that Rocky describes them, isn't it?

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I mean, I don't want to think that my dad judges breasts on a daily basis, but clearly he does. It

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sounds like he's seen more than its fair share We've all got the Internet. Even Rocky can spell porn. You

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can spell it. You can't write

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it. Certainly. Last we forget

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that we are Mr Stay in 2030. Lest we forget. Rocky Flintstone wrote

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poor. We should have a Flintstone day. We should set a Flintstone day because his birthday with you like

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the fifth, right? So that was

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a while ago now. But maybe that should be Flintstone day every year, don't you think? What do we do on that day? We got the day off. We spelling correctly way. Get out of our tree on wine. Unwind

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Mysterion Chardonnay. Please call if we just get totally naked and just have some fun suggestions on the postcard. Everybody. Cinnamon. You look so delightful. English. The Russians said you suit black and your breasts stick out so nicely better than Laura's. He laughed and looked at both women with a derisory sneer.

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Sergeant. Mystic pig. I hate him. Good. Well spotted. Early doors. Yeah. Good for you, Jim. Well, he was greasy. And Harry

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and those people could be nice and not misogynistic. That's true. But in

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this case, James is dated. Enough of them.

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Well, they're all misogynists, your favorite Lara, quickly dejected in perfect English with a heavy Russian accent. He's a Russian slob on the sooner you turn around and walk out of this casino, that better it will be for you.

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Oh God, this is no, I don't like

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Greek or hastily added. Now, Now, now, Laura, don't be so hasty. Peter has told me This is no ordinary girl. She demands respect. She's a sales director on. We need them to further our business goals, don't we, Laura?

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What does Laura say about English women?

Grigor says how his company needs Belinda’s business. Laura agrees and says that even if they are English, they are beautiful but stupid.



Well, I think all the women deserve respect,

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What does Laura say about English women?

Grigor says how his company needs Belinda’s business. Laura agrees and says that even if they are English, they are beautiful but stupid.



actually, irrespective of their role in the

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What does Laura say about English women?

Grigor says how his company needs Belinda’s business. Laura agrees and says that even if they are English, they are beautiful but stupid.



company. Thank you,

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What does Laura say about English women?

Grigor says how his company needs Belinda’s business. Laura agrees and says that even if they are English, they are beautiful but stupid.



Greek. Or look directly at Laura. And she nodded hesitantly, saying, Yes, we do, even if they are English. Beautiful but stupid.

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She was born in her. I thought she was part of the sisterhood and saying, I get out of here double quick, like, just threatened. So she's saying English women beautiful.

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Which stupid? Yeah, which is absolutely

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outrageous. Although in this case, the clinic is pretty thick

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there. Yeah, she is

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a good job. I mean, we know how she got that job. Exactly. No brains were required. No. No way.

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Yes, we do. Even if they're English. Beautiful but stupid

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powers. A feisty little one, isn't she?

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Now that's settled. Please join us for a session of the tables. Lara and I would love to get to know you better.

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Well, it's already got off to a bit of a rough start. That's not how you treat guests,

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is it, but in the smarter Peter and said, Yes, I will no doubt be very enlightening. That is good Greek or snap his fingers. I ordered four dry martinis.

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Oh, nice.

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I understand you represent one of the market leaders in cooking implements. Do you have any representation in Russia or its Confederacy?

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Ease. I mean, where to begin?

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Do you have any representation? Russia or its Confederacy

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ease. I don't think she does to Shay. She's not mentioned it before.

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Belinda shook her head and said, It's a geographic region we've been considering. Because of its fragmentation. We've been unable to appoint

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a sooth fragmentation. Seven kingdoms of Western.

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What is Belinda’s company’s business history with Russia?

She states how it’s a geographic region they had been considering, but they are unable to appoint a suitable distributor or designate a sales outlet.



Belinda shook her head and said, It's a geographic region we've been considering. But because of its fragmentation, we've been unable to appoint a suitable distributor or trust and major sales

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outlet. I mean, it's a fair point. It is fragmented. It is. But you want to conquer Russia Geographic region. We've considered it's Russia is. It's a brick nation. It's not like Boxer uh, It's

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a geographic region we've been considering, but because of its fragmentation, we've been unable to appoint a suitable distributor or trust a major sales out. But good answer English, because you have not met me, that is, until tonight. Obviously, I would like to do business with you, and I think it could be very profitable for us both. If do business, he means, Do you? Do you do the business in the red light district like

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we're right by the red light

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district of cash on the side.

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They're gonna whack Belinda in a window probably would never have seen the line.

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I would like to do business with you, and I think it could be very profitable for us both. Belinda turned her legs toward Regal

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turned facing home as it waas. Either way, it doesn't matter unless she's about to open them up. In a Sharon Stone styling,

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Belinda turned her legs towards Greek all she instinctively uncross them. What's at the same time, very slowly opened them slightly.

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There. You guys say

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textbook. The split in her evening gown fell between her legs,

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fell between a split

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on, revealed her rep a thighs, greed or coughed. And Belinda knew she had him on the hook. Well, she had to do was real him in and share the rest of the evening to do that,

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which doesn't is like midnight at the absolute earliest. She's just forgotten the whole episode

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happened at the restaurant. Also, how is someone coughing side that you've got them?

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Unless it was a uh yeah, I think it's more that than we did before. You've got quite

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a good call for the vote of dollars,

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wasn't it? Is just focus on a really, really comes from my soul.

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Grieco coughed. Thank you on. Belinda knew all she had to do was real him in and she had the rest of the evening to do that. But what should she do about Laura? That was the question. How could she make her her friend and not our enemy? The total frenemies Already only Belinda was too savvy to realize she couldn't bypass er. She was obviously the guardian of the gate. But Perhaps you could use Peter to achieve her ends with Greek or

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she suddenly decided, like she's got this big mission with Regal you

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when you're drunk and you think that something is really, really important and you're, like, passionate and it is gonna happen, we're gonna change the world. You wake up saying,

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and you also think you've done a really rousing, eloquent monologue and actually

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got a rush job. Perhaps you could use Peter to achieve her ends with Greek,

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all as little bait, maybe for Laura, Then

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what the hell it was whether try on, Belinda started to put her thoughts into action. Peter turn to Belinda and whispered, You may have now gathered that I'm very key in on sexual fantasies. I was just sick in my mouth on that. My aim is to make any woman I want my own. Belinda nodded, unsure where there's a whispered conversation was going to lead on thought of Peter's prowess, it falling deeply asleep at the horse and jockey what Aaron's

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here. Yeah, well, that was a bit insulting of him.

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Belinda nodded, unsure what this whispered conversation was going to lead, and thought of Peter's prowess that falling deeply asleep at the horse and jockey. Unfortunately, my plans futile. I have changed because of Greek wars. Unannounced

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visit. It wasn't announced. Visit there was in the same way about

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each other. You see, Laura's with him, which rarely ever happens.

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She's the guardian of the gate. She's never with him.

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I need to seduce her, make her one of my favorites and reluctantly leave your needs until another time.

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Favorites like in his phone is like I need to make her one of my speed dolls. Hang on. He's just completely cold shouldered Belinda. She's flown all the way out there and also that such a premeditated rejection letter. And unfortunately, we're going to have to sideline your needs. But well, they already have say, so that's fine. And also, Belinda wanted Greek or anyway, Blender was just plotting how to get rid of Oh, my God, that's true. Is actually plays into Belinda's hands. Yeah, but blender will pretend to be upset. Oh, I'd be happy if they're going all the way to

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reluctantly. I have to leave your needs. Until another time. Belinda held back a satisfied smile. You're right, Jim told you now she had the perfect opportunity to get liar out of her hair while sucking greed or in and with him, access to the continent of Russia.

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Control. Also, Russia isn't a greasy, greasy,

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regal Peter. I'm disappointed, but I do understand. Perhaps you could help me by letting the lawyer know that I gave way for her and that I respect her very much.

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Always like plotting. Isn't she always liked playing the relationships and like playing them all like a game of chess? I think she's smarter

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than you think. Hell,

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yeah, maybe I take it back. She is quite the master manipulator, isn't she? Yeah, she's strategic.

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She's thinking about these things. It's like relationship buildings. Like who could she play off against someone else?

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I think I based her being thick on the fact that her chat is awful. The worst conversation as ever, and all of the working out happens in her head. So if we didn't have the internal monologue, thank God for them. Thank God, because you would just write it off altogether.

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Peter smiled, pleased he had got his way so easily.

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Money hasn't as a isn't played.

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You're a devious lady, Belinda. I can see. I'm going to have to watch you very carefully in the future.

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What is not a continent?

Russia is not a continent, despite what Belinda may think.



If this is Belinda drunk, he's a genius.

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What is not a continent?

Russia is not a continent, despite what Belinda may think.



Peter Kiss Belinda on her right hand and immediate, took Laura across the room to the craps table.

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The craps table for crap. Sex. Why's everybody kissing? Loses ham like she's a medieval king. What's going on about? You think she's got something on her face? The Rockies. Just not mentioning it was Harry mold

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now free. Belinda wandered across the blackjacks tables modeled at that moment. Regal came up behind her and casually brushed her ass with his hand. Feeling for any hint of underwear is known. What a creep

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he can see through the dress. You can see there's no

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you like this bareback riding. I see

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English. What? That's no. What I think Rocky thinks it means. I think he means that that's going commando. Yeah, used again, that's quite a different thing.

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You like this bareback riding See

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English? Belinda

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nodded. Yes, it's much more exciting than betting, don't you think

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what he thinks it means, quite know there's definitely more at risk. That's what your

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greed or laughed and threw some chips on the table

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allegedly literally means, like McCain could chairs McCain oven chips it put out of your pots and pounds. First things first

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English. First things first. Now sit on my lap and let's see if we can beat the house

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after Now they're gonna treat Gamble. He's so grim. Sit on my lap. Here's a bit grim, I imagine he's been told he's probably like twice our age. Yeah, he's like an oligarch cliches.

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It was obvious that the Russian was a practice gambler and after an hour of success, greed or scooped up his winnings and threw them into Belinda's lap.

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Oh, she's rich beyond the dreams throwing at

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her. She caught them definitely with you. She caught them deftly with her evening dress that she did, showing an indecently large area of fire in the process. Well caught English. Now let's cash them in and see some more of those wonderful legs with a glass of champagne tucked

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between them. What did you do?

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That's what we did not enjoy. It would be very, very warm,

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very, very quickly, always poor stuff down there. That often shows that I'll take a sip and then disappears below

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the vagina is a receptacle, greed or in Belinda strolled out of the casino and turned immediately. Write down a somewhat seedy street in the very center of Amsterdam's famous

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red light district. Way knew it was coming. All the shop

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windows had semi naked girls parading their wares in a two meter Garrity lit space with pulsating neon tubes of colored light.

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But when they say, Where's they don't literally mean homewares or kitchen wares like Berlin really

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selling. They mean less stuff.

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Tits, Roman ships in town. Yeah. Have you ever been to the red light district? I never have. I have actually. Well, yeah, just for a stroll. Oh, sure, it's a very It leaves you feeling very strange. It must be an old places you can and people do walk around as voyeurs. Is rocky? Sure privilege? No, but that's the thing. Is a lot of tourists that such a weird combination, isn't it? I've seen men go into through the doors and then you feel a bit for lead out or

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come out looking really happy and chef like singing, and they kind

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of just looked a bit disheveled and regretful, and there are so many doors as well. So that like, which door do I go in? Which daughter come out off?

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Griego and Belinda strolled out of the casino and turned immediately. Write down a somewhat seedy street at the very center of Amsterdam's famous red light district. All the shop windows had semi naked girls parading their wares in a two meter, garishly lit space with pulsating Leon tubes of colored light, heavy vibe. Music,

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music, vibe, music. If you have a fine from heavy of I Love It, it's like a disco tech dad wait. Parent heavy vibe music pelting out of the shop

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entrances, each one competing with the other for the few customers left on the street. At this late hour, a smell of weed hung in the stale nighttime air as greedy or guided her down a simulator alleyway, roughly fondling her ass on touching her vaginal leads. A CZ. They walked the letter back. Drink, let's back. But how would you found off someone's leads? As you're walking down a slope

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or not lids their lips, I forgot

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to the bottle of what the fuck is a lid? Can you ask him please and find I don't

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one of us is very closed. Open situation, the way walking thinks of it, the lid. So you know that it's on or the lids off toilets closer. It's no. But like nothing changes that much from exterior. Appearance is not like a trapdoor. Like a girl gets aroused, it goes, and you suddenly get wells a condenser open. Precisely. Okay, so it's not like a drawbridge is very, very dissimilar to what is the matter to get being a drawbridge? Yeah, it's It's not what Rocky imagines, but I don't know when I'm gonna have that conversation with him.

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A smell of weed hung in the stale nighttime air as Greek or guided her down a semi lit alleyway, roughly fondling her ass and touching her vaginal lids as they walked about three houses along. They went up a couple of steps and greed will pushed the intercom. It was quickly

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answered. What the hell is going on? I feel like Greek or knows where he's going. Quite excited. Yeah, yeah. Regal knows these back streets, doesn't he? Oh, yeah, like the back of his greasy, greasy hand at the back of Belinda's much kissed half

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Greek or pushed the intercom. It was quickly answered Greek or whisper the words. My auntie is sick. My own tears sit.

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Kriegel made your sick in the head.

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A voice replied,

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What is wrong

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with her? Greek or grunted, rolled his eyes and said She has harpies.

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Well, I said her harpy heart of herpes.

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H A R P E s

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what's happening things, but still there. Is this the same book? What

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day is it? Belinda grimaced, hoping it wasn't a family trait.

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Whoa, What are peas? No, I know, but why are we even talking about this card? It doesn't seem like the appropriate time. Why Does Is he's in his sixties. Why does is like 90 year old art of harpies. Are we gonna discuss why it's harpies? Yeah. Okay, so, Well, there's a couple things here, So obviously you should be herpes, but isn't a harpy like a word for a loose woman? Yes, So maybe

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we'll harpies of in Greek mythology on every wanted, like lay on the rocks and would tempt people in

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Oh, yes, you're right, temptresses. So maybe it's a pun and Rocky's full house. He's actually above us. I told you, he's always operate on a different place. Now it's a liberal thing spelt

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the vowel wrong, actually, but

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I love how much credit you give him. So Regal's aren't has harpies.

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So yes, a Greek words whispered the words. My auntie is sick, a voice replied. What's wrong with her? Griego grunted, Rolled his eyes, is that she has harpies. But in the gravest,

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she's riddled.

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Belinda grimaced, hoping it wasn't a family trait. A tall blond man open the door and recognized Greek or immediately

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is a pharmacy getting harpies a Zagat Prescriptions collect

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Grieco Kurlansky by the North's gods. What has kept you

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What is going on? Oh my. And when you think you know what's gonna happen and then it just all turns to shit Who were the North? Scott says. Anyone who the Norse gods are, I'm sure they've got cards. Is that a Russian thing? Scott Dutch thing Is that a rocky thing? It's a Viking thing. I think like, you know, like the North

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Scott's of the Vikings coat Griego Kurlansky by the Norse gods. What has kept you? We thought you were going to stand us up. My friend was on a business development and look what I've brought with me. The blond guy ushered them in without saying a word. So

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this is all planned. Bike Regal had this in

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mind. From the beginning, Zara has been waiting for you. And she is not happy. Kalinsky

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Zara. She was on the blurb. Zara of Leningrad? Yes. Good memory Living. Yeah. Do I just remember, cause they all had such a ludicrous

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Zara has been waiting for you. And she's no happy Kalinsky. She sounds formidable. Doesn't say you fucked up

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big this time. What's he done? Jesus said It's like a gangster movie ordered the wrong caviar.

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Don't worry. You know I can handle Zara. Besides, she'll adore meeting Miss Blumenthal.

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If all you're bringing Linda expect to be royally told off. Did you bring the receipt? Send it. Honestly, I'd rather have the cash value, which is about 20

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quid. Now Take us to my table. Prepare two bottles of champagne. Two servings of black sea caviar. The best mind you and a dozen salted oysters.

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Quick! You, huh? It's crap. So is that what he needs for his aunt's harpies? Robin always starlet.

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The blonde ushered them down a flight of steps into a large room with about 10 tables in it. He quickly showed them to one in the corner and disappeared to place. Greek ALS order. Who is Zara? She seems quite intimidating, said Belinda, slowly looking around.

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Based on what? Knowing her name. Yeah, I think based on the fact that she's not happy and is probably gonna give greed or a right rollicking

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Alice is skirt over. I'm petrified, greed or looked across the room and replied, I think you're about to find

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out. Ah, oh, don't say I think the

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first cliff hanger off the book, Siri's of books. My Whole Dad's

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Life. Yeah, absolutely. It feels like Rocky painted himself into a corner by taking Belinda to Amsterdam. But that was like this would be way more fun if it was like a Russian. So just put, the monster

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doesn't If Russians were there but a red light district, that would be a great novel.

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It's almost like he didn't want to just halfway through, say, I meant it was Moscow, where she would usually do

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well. He's a stranger in Moscow. Alexey

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isn't worried. Oh, he doesn't know the streets from Adam busy,

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he knows, and

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he knows it so well. And that's clear. Yeah, it's a touch toe took a ride out of things, you know? And then suddenly there are in a seedy

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side street. He knows that red light

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How does the chapter end?

It ends with the first cliffhanger of the book. Belinda is about to meet Zara with Grigor.



district. I'm genuinely on the edge of my seat by the next chapter, and I rarely say that cause usually I'm exhausted for a week, just from how boring they're genuinely you know, you know what happens. Yeah, I guess you know

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has happened in that chapter. We've gone from it just being quite parochial, just business meetings in Amsterdam to suddenly meeting Russians. And she's now in a

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very different character. Yeah, it's speech is shifted gears somewhat, given that we are in a but that's that's classic Rocky. He always keeps it moving, but he does always run out of time Book one. Being an example of that, will you be able to tie up these loose ends before the end of the book? Because usually it's like I'm Zara said. You're like, Oh, that was that

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was the end of the chapter. That's a good point. So the next chapter is called Chapter seven, the Countess Zara.

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It's gonna be its eyes. Yeah, he's dumped the Duchess,

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and now we've got counter. He's traded

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her in for a better model. He's traded up for sure. His Countess Higher than Duchess. I think it is. So how do you become a cow, maybe? Know what's Kate? She's a doctor. Okay. Just Google. Countess. Yeah. It's a title in European countries for a noble of varying status, but historically deemed to convey an approximate rank intermediate between the highest on lowest titles of nobility. So literary anywhere on the scale, He could be anywhere. You could be a Countess,

Alice. We could all be a countess. She sounds like she's riffraff. The duchess sounded like she was from ancient aristocracy. That family that way about exactly where is the counters? I'm not

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sure we'll find out. Let's not judge her. She won't be Anastasia for we know. Finally,

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we found her. Did you imagine it would be interesting for that would be a careful, wouldn't it? I mean, all will be revealed in chapter

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seven, then. Yeah, next week. Next Monday. Porno day again. Chapter seven. The Countess Sorrow. In the meantime, chats was on Twitter at Dad wrote a porno.

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Yeah, and if you could bring anything to the table, whether it be new information, a different context, maybe. Wanna ask a question? You can. Email is my dad brought upon it at gmail dot com. Well, some Facebook Just search my daughter a porno and we got instagram at my dad wrote.

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And don't forget you could buy it blended into on Kindle e book. But you could also preorder our my dad. Right. Poor notebook. All about Book one

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now from animism. Got extras hasn't it's rocky extras which are gold.

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I'd have to say we're really proud of this book. We've worked really, really hard on it. All of us, All four of us. We work with Rocky for the first time. A very interesting experience. Quite. Yeah. We're really, really excited about it. I think it would be really, really good book knowledge in Amsterdam for sure.

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Do you think we can find it? We'll just walk right from the casino to get hold of that. What was that? My own has herpes. Yeah. Harpies. Harpy. Sorry,

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