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So, hey fellas, what's up? So, what is this internet thing? Explain this to me, I didn't want to do it off the air. I think Jamie should explain it, because it's out of my league. It's something to do with PHP, certificates, some ability to counterfeit websites. You go into a website, and it does some kind of check, and this thing is a massive security flaw that's existed, I think for 14 years, right, Jamie? Like 14 years.

I just saw this popping up yesterday online, like a bunch of warnings from a bunch of different Twitter accounts, including the FBI Cyber Division. Let's read this. FBI Cyber Division. Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities, blah blah blah, could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code, and PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks.

FBI urges organizations to take the following steps. Now, so it tells you all the things to do to... So we're fucked. So what's happening is, uh, AI is eventually going to figure out the code of everything that exists, and there'll be no more encryption. That's gonna be gone. There's gonna be no more passwords. Yeah. That'll be useless. Yeah.

And it's gonna get very squirrely, because money is online. Haven't they already made that... I mean, that octopus scandal was all about that backdoor they put into everything way back when, so... What is the octopus scandal? Which one's that? You know, Octopi, I mean, it's connected to FC and all them, it was like security solved. I don't know, but you always do that.

You know, you know. I feel like you've had a guest or I've talked about it. I don't know that Oct... But not Octopus. Have you heard of that before? Well, yeah, there's a whole documentary on Netflix about it. There you go, The Octopus Murders. Oh, The Octopus Murders. It's the same thing, yeah. That's connected to that. Oh, okay. So, yeah.

I watched one episode of that, or the beginning of it. I didn't watch the whole... I heard it's fucking incredible.

Right. It's very suspicious. Like the Enron whistleblower that shot himself in the head twice? Yeah. That guy's fucked. Did he shoot himself in the head twice? Twice. Like Gary... Whoopsies. Like Gary Webb? Wow. Gary Webb did it twice. No, maybe the Enron guy didn't. Maybe I'm just thinking of Gary Webb. Well, the... I might be intoxicated.

Who's the one, the Clintons, they always said that they killed... Might be a little bit. That one's Vince Foster. That's a fucking weird one, man. Yo. The Strange Death of Vince Foster is a great book. What's that? I read that book and like, fuck, it was like the early 2000s. I think that guy was on Jimmy's show just recently and I didn't know that.

And he was saying, no, the Clintons didn't do it. They took the blame for it, but no, it's some FBI associated gang, trafficking gang that did it. He probably didn't want to go along with the thing that they're all into, you know? Well, perhaps. There was probably a bunch of factors, right? Because for sure, while Clinton was governor of Arkansas, that's when all that Barry Seale stuff was going on in Mena, Arkansas, where they're dropping off coke.

Mena cartel. Right. So there's that for sure. But then there's also that scheme that they were doing, that real estate scandal. He wasn't shot twice, but there's weird stuff about it. Oh, wait. I forgot to tell you the most... Gary Webb was the one who got shot in the head twice, right? Okay, Vince Foster, this is the thing that blew my mind, and Jimmy has sat on this for a year because he thought it sounded too far out.

There's an interview, and I couldn't believe when I saw it. The guy, when he was researching, there was a reporter that was like a supposed, like, you know, like how I consider Ben Swan to be a good guy reporter, supposedly like that, but he wasn't. He was a piece of shit helping cover it up, according to this guy. And that guy's name, that reporter, was Chris Ruddy, who's now the guy who runs Newsmax.

He's a billionaire now. Really? Wow. That's what this guy said. How did he become a billionaire? How did a news reporter become a billionaire? I'm sure legitimately.

I'm sure there's nothing. You're totally normal. I get pegged as one of these conspiracy guys, which I'm not. You're definitely not. Not at all. Not at all. So it was the whitewater real estate scandal that Vince Foster was also entangled in. So there was like, there was a lot going down with that. And then they found him dead, but there was more blood missing from his body than was at the scene of the crime.

His body clearly had been moved. Also, the gun was in his hand. This guy wrote it. This motherfucker wrote the book. He's in on the cover up. That guy was telling us. Yo. That's amazing. That's amazing. Yeah. That's amazing. Cause that book is real. So now I have to rethink everything that I read in that book. I take that interview, dude.

You should watch. Cause that guy was really fascinating. And I had never even thought about Vince Foster for a long time. Well, it's like what they always say. Trump is doing. He's doing 4d chess. Like these guys are like some, some people are in your favor. Idiots. Right. Yeah. It's not, he tells you everything. Remember he came on here and he was like, sounded pretty good.

And then immediately rug pulled everyone. Like how long that take the rug pull of Trump? Would you say the war in Iran? The war on Iran was a year. Yeah. He waited a year. Well then we have the stupid, um, war on drug, narco terror, which is always fake. Anybody talk about that. It's a fucking lying phony. So the department of war, the only, the guy who's got all the bro cream in his fucking hair and the Templar tattoos.

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Hexith. Oh, it's like swells your shit up. Yeah. They said it doesn't. It's non -lethal in a sense because it doesn't actually kill you. The Havana Syndrome thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stuff they use in Venezuela. But you're fucking done. I don't think they did use it. They boil your brain. They boil your ass. I don't think they did use it.

I think Maduro and his wife, they got their asset out of there because the regime's still in place, by the way. I don't even know what the point would be of taking him out if you still have the same commie regime. Well, let's take this one step at a time. Pentagon allows DHS to test a heat ray weapon for possible use at the border. Wow. Okay.

But what is that? Find out that thing that they- The discombobulator? The discombobulator. Yeah, is that what they're calling it? Yeah. But they were talking about it today, like what it actually does. Oh, today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, at least on this article that someone sent me on Twitter. Doesn't it raise the temperature of your like cells by a little bit or something? It just like fries your- It's just microwaving.

It's a microwave. It's just they were saying that it doesn't kill you, so it's non -lethal technically. Right. But you're never the same. You're fucked. You have burns in your veins. Well, like beanbag fucking shotguns are- They say less than lethal, I thought. The beanbags are not as scary as the rubber bullets. The rubber bullets take your eyes out.

Yeah, I'll kill you. Those take your eyes out. Yeah. People have lost eyeballs to rubber bullets. People, they shoot you right in the face of those fucking things. The walrus baculum, everywhere. That's shit. But the story that people report when Venezuela was invaded is insane. Insane. These like super soldiers with these weird fucking headsets on.

Everyone's falling down, shitting their pants, their eyes are bleeding. I bet you that's not true. I bet it is true. So those super soldier helmets, that's the- No, no, I'm sure they have that. I'm not saying they don't. The heat rays of story- I'm saying I don't think they used it there. The last 24 hours, I'm going to type in non -lethal weapon.

Right, right, right. But I'm saying what they used in Venezuela they were discussing specifically. Like what they used in Venezuela as a non -lethal weapon, Venezuela.

Yeah. Trump administration, so this is different, I think. A heat gun. Because if they're already testing it, they fucking did this already in the Venezuela stuff.

Whatever it was, whoever was talking about it, I should probably have saved it.

I'm just trying to stay offline. I'm just trying to keep it going. Are you really? How many hours of screen time do you think you're doing a day? I still watch stuff, but it's mostly YouTube videos. Most of my use on my phone, if I'm bored, is YouTube videos. And it's all pretty either educational or interesting. If you had to guess, social media, how many? An hour.

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Probably five or six hours. That's insane. Yeah. It's probably five or six hours. And on good days, I have zero hours. Good days, I just stay completely off of it. Those are the best days. But today wasn't a good day. Today, I got up early, had to take my kid somewhere, and then I got up in the morning and did a little work. And then I was tired and I took a shit, and that's when I started watching my phone.

Then I watched my phone a little bit, and I'm like, all right, I gotta get to work. Yeah. But it was like, after eating breakfast and sitting there with your phone on, you just feel like such a loser. You're like, I'm wasting time. Seven hours. Seven fucking hours a day. I'm usually editing. That's crazy. It would be fair to me in my hours.

49 hours a week. That's crazy. Now, imagine kids with no self -control and teachers that aren't paying attention, so they have access to them at school. Oh, yeah. Dude, even if they aren't paying attention, it's not good. It's nothing good. It's all poison coming in. Yeah, nothing good. Most of it's poison. Most of it's poison. But you can curate it and make it not poison if you're just smart with what you do.

Like, I get something out of YouTube videos. I get something out of, like, things that are interesting, like ancient history stuff and stuff on cosmology and astronomy. That stuff is interesting to me. I'm always going to, like, look at those. Right. I'm just fascinated. Do you guys remember the... Sorry to cut you off. Do you guys remember the YouTube Spider -Man videos? Do you remember those? Okay, Spider -Man and Elsa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of the reasons for the apocalypse. Yes. Can you pull that up, Jamie? Do you mind pulling up the Spider -Man and Elsa videos? Yeah. Which is, if you left your kid on YouTube long enough before they changed it, it was like a slippery slope that led to increasingly fucked up videos. And no one was sure where these videos were coming from.

Right. And it was... Do you know what the final explanation was? What?

Yeah, these. So this is the one that I would have explained it with is, okay, so they basically use an algorithm. They know kids psychologically are fascinated with, like, getting a shot or pregnancy or whatever. Or violence. Or violence or bugs and they mix it together into gibberish that's colorful so the kids stay on it. And then, okay, so that's the mean, and that's probably pretty reasonable, but I think that's testing something, too.

I don't think it was just, oh, it was just these greedy people were doing a thing. There is no way something like that exists that our government didn't learn everything they could about it and how to weaponize it. And also it was probably them. It gave you... Can you find an actual cartoon of it, Jamie? Because it gave you a weird feeling watching them.

Right. Like it felt bad. There was a lot of the cartoons that get drunk and someone would smash their head and there'd be blood all over the place. Or they'd get a shot. And you're like, what the fuck? Or Spider -Man's pregnant and then after he gives birth he's so relieved, like he took a shit. Spider -Man got pregnant? Yes. They're gibberish things, but that's to go right to the subconscious.

Wasn't there some of those things where they showed that pedophiles were communicating with each other in the comments? Yes. They were, like, using comments and code words. Are you mean most of the things for kids? They were just... Roblox and every other thing like that? They'd have, like, kid videos, like, you know, kids in a swimming pool, and then they would...

In the comments would be the exact time where if you went to that frame, you could see a kid's ass. Like, that's what they were doing is so that you'd have to waste your time... It's kind of suspicious that you know that. ...watching the whole video. What's the timestamp? Yeah. If that's a test, if you know, then you're going to jail. The timestamp? Generally 322.

Generally. Is there a number that's attached to, like, pedophile stuff? Like, 420's attached to weed? I don't know. Probably. They probably know. Like, 187 is murder? Probably. It seems like they got a lot of code words, for sure. Oh, for sure. It's a whole thriving underground. Pizza, beef jerky. Yep. Right? Yep. You know, pizza also could be cocaine.

They should... Whoever the fuck wrote those emails that's alive, they should be brought into a room publicly. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah. Why hasn't that happened? Well, they brought him out with Ludnick and he just said he didn't do anything. What is beef jerky? Yeah, they didn't. That guy just... I met him once. Met him once.

Oh, he was really gross. His neighbors do him for like 20 years. He had a massage table in his living room. My wife said, this man's gross. Yeah. And we left. And we left. And then the emails come out. How many emails did he have with the guy? I don't know. Bringing a ton of kids there to the person who's so creepy. He's bringing all their kids and some other kids.

It's just a vacation. Kurt. Relax. Relax. People love the beach. You bring extra kids when you go on vacation, right? Just the beach. To a creep's house? A guy that you said was really creepy? It's like spare tires. Someone dies. Yeah. Yeah. Extra kids. Yeah. It's really spooky, man. And it's really. But now the new. You know what the new thing is? Is like stop talking about Epstein.

Is that the new thing? Well, yeah. Fuentes has been saying that. Like Fuentes has been saying. Not just him. A lot of Chris Ruddy Israel trip takers, like your Gavin McGinnis and what have you. Okay, but devil's advocate. Please. Why are they doing that? If you think it's possibly that they think, hey, look, nothing's gonna change. This Epstein stuff is a giant distraction.

There's real shit we should be paying attention to right now. Like the midterms, like Iran, like whatever the fuck is happening in France, like all the stuff that... Question. So you're saying the cannibal pedophile thing is less of a real thing than the midterms? No, what I'm saying is the people that are online that are, you know, air quote influencers and people talking about the news...

They're doing it on purpose because they're paid, then the morons that go along with it say the thing you're saying. Perhaps. But this is why I'm saying devil's advocate. So like if you're asking... I'm saying wall, mispaculum. That's a fake one. We have a real one. I feel like a frill now because I know it is. I think... Is it on the sea serpent table out there? That's the last time I saw it.

Ah, the sea serpent table is where you keep your back in the room. Bro, have you seen that table? Oh, it's the dopest. No? That guy, the Dow, the guy that did our table in our green room at the club? Okay. With the snake? Yeah. That guy's amazing, man. He did... Oh, he calmed it? Oh, dude. He's so good. He's so good. He's made me an alligator.

There's an alligator out there that's like surfacing out of the water. Oh, cool. That I have in the pool room. But on the table, there's a sea serpent one. And it's the fucking shit, man. Yeah. It's got boats and the sea serpent's coming out of the water. We have a video of it, right? I think there's a video of it on my Instagram. Yeah, but I'm down in the room.

People smoke cigars, dude. It's disgusting. Elsa Gate. I'm looking for a video. Hold on. But before we get to that, please pause and find that table. While we're on the subject, I'll forget it. Because I want to give this guy some credit. Because he's really fucking good. He's super talented. I love you got a sea serpent table with a Finnick walrus dick on it.

Well, the walrus dick was given to me by Steven Rinella. So this is, this is, it is. It's the underscore Dow. Oh, that's called. Yeah, that looks awesome. So that's the table that's in our studio. That's the one that we had to saw in half to get upstairs. Because we, it was originally for this, it was originally for here, rather, for the studio.

Yeah. And then I said, that belongs in the comedy club. Yeah. That really belongs as the green room. Find the sea serpent one though, Jamie. He made me a, I think that's it. Hold on. Go to the left. That's it right there. Click on that. That's it. Look at that fucking thing. Look, it's got a boat. And look at the sea serpent coming out of the water.

This is where it gets crazy at the end. Oh, that's not ours. That's not exactly ours. That's not exactly ours. That's just another one. That's another one. That's pretty cool. I thought that was ours. Oh, that's an octopus one. That's different. That's awesome, dude. He's insane. Scott Dow. He's really fucking talented. Oh, look at the bottom.

It's underneath it too. That's fucking cool. Oh, dude, he's so sick. And he does a lot of it. The beginning work, he does it all with chainsaws, man. Wow. Does he have like smaller, like a number two chainsaw? Oh, that's a small one. Wow. Well, he gets down to the nitty gritty, and then he starts using complex tools. But okay, it's before that.

Swimming dog. Classic swimming dog table. We've had it for a few years now, so this is only like six months ago. I know, but he reposts stuff. I follow him on Instagram.

He's super fucking talented, though, man. He does a lot of these now. Wow. When we blew him up on the internet, he got real popular. He was real popular. I know a guy that makes fake walrus dick bones. It's on my Instagram. What is that made out of? It's called Scott Bakula. Is that made out of bone? Scott Bakula. No, that's fake. That's fake.

But the one we have outside is actually fossilized giant walrus dick. But what's the material? Sorry. Originally, it was a bone. No, he... Oh, that's... This is some kind of wood. Oh, okay. It's fake. I mean, who cares? It's a fraud. Are you sure? Can I feel it? Are you sure it's fake? Go ahead. I'm a good detector of dicks. I'm actually holding the tip.

You're holding the base. A lot of... It's just telling. Let me smell it. Oh, God! Does it smell right? No, it does smell fake. It tastes weird, too, dude. I noticed that right away. Does it smell a fake walrus dick from a mile away? I noticed it tasted weird the second I had it. How many guys have fisted each other with one of these? A lot.

For sure more than one. Many. Usually, we sit on these and do it. Many. But if you have a baculum and I have a baculum, okay, then it's not as rare as we think because we both have them, and you didn't know I had one, right? You saw how many guys baculums. You got me good with that one. So how many guys have stuffed these up their ass? That's the question.

More than a thousand? Well, because Texas, I was just thinking... Yeah, easily. Easily. Don't you... You know, I'm so joking about Texas has stronger... It has stronger dildo loss than cunless. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it does. And so this is the kind of thing that I think is going to... Well, at least if they can't get it in the shops, they're going to get it from walrus baculum.

That's right. Or they're going to carve their own. You know? Yeah. Good old -fashioned ingenuity. Prison style. Know -how. Is this more of a Tallarico or the other guy issue? Walrus baculum cane with 24 -coward gold -plated handle. Wow. Is that the former owner? Yeah. Look at him. I have this in my rectum.

Starting bid, only 10 bucks. Well, that's it. That's a good deal. Oh, this is a long time ago. This is 2023. 24 -coward gold. Oh, from God's ear to my tate. And a photo of Wayne Hudson, original owner. The current bid is only 128 bucks. Take a picture of me and keep it with this whale dick cane. You've got to put headphones on so we can all hear each other.

Otherwise, we're going to talk over each other. I was looking for Elcigate. It keeps seeing videos from about a year ago where it's saying Elcigate 3 .0 is starting up and a bunch of AI videos are being used to make it. Again? I was trying to cut in because I saw this pop up and I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh, my God. Is candy? Is that AI? That's AI.

No, it's not. I don't want to see this, Jamie. Jamie, I want to see that. It's not real, though, is it? It's not. Oh, my fucking. And so you leave your kids sitting in front of the TV. They're going to end up seeing a little red canary get decapitated. That's why you can't do that. But then it turns into candy, so it's okay. Yeah, that's true.

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That's drinkag1 .com slash Joe Rogan. Fucking weird. It's fucking weird. What are those videos? I don't know. What do you think is the... Somebody had to put effort into these. Well, yeah. It's the speak to subconscious. It's like a twilight language. So what do you think it's doing to your kids? Like, what is the goal of these videos? It's discombobulating them.

It's giving them nightmares. It's like he's saying. It's getting deep into your psyche. It's turning into a fucking gender blob. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is the kind of shit the person who like... This is all the shooters probably where they're watching his kids. Go back to that. What the pregnant Spider -Man... This is shit that in MKUltra in the 50s you'd have to watch.

You'd be forced to watch it all night. The sexism videos is like Vietnam. Ping pong balls on your eyes and have to watch that shit. And they just get pumped out. Like, that's what's weird about it is they just appear. These channels appear. They get populated with these bizarre animations. They disappear. They reappear. Well, what's really weird is they started coming out before AI was even available.

Yes. So somebody had to put some money into making those cartoons. That's right, yeah. And also, there's a lot of animation in Vietnam. A lot of people send their shit to get animated there. Hey, how about this? We already know the damage just growing up with Disney cartoons did to everyone. What? We already see the damage of that. What did it do? Oh, Disney adults for one thing.

Do you think that's a thing that should exist? You don't think that's a... They're happy. They're happy. If they weren't doing that, they'd be trading coins. Says the guy dressed like an elf! From a hot dog. Listen to the fucking hot dog! It's bad! Listen to the techno cowboy. Listen to the CIA cowboy! Sorry, sorry. Jesus Christ, we're on the air.

Fuck. Dude. That guy blows your cover every Friday. Peter Thiel's gonna be texting you after this is over. Stop hanging out. Stop hanging out. He's texting me three times already during this show. Ugh. I only hang out with the Soros boy. So what do you think happened to the Disney boys? The Disney boys? People that watch Disney? Wait, is that...

Disney boys? The Disney boys? How do you know? That's like the worst shit of all time! Whatever it is, it's horrible! We should make an AI show called the Disney boys. Yeah, how do you know about our bands? Just based on these guys that are the cool guys that are a part of the Disney gang. You know Disney gangs? The Disney boys. The Disney boys.

Like you have gangs where you have to do certain things to be in the gang. Yeah. Dude, that's real. Like you have to get kicked off of a ride. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's part of like some of the Disney gangs. Yeah. Well, I used to be a Kia boy, but I had to step it down because I had an ankle bracelet, so I stepped down to being a Disney boy.

Disney boy. Those kind of hijinks. Kia? Like the car company? The Kia boys, the steel Kias. They're easiest to steal cars, so there's gangs of Kia boys that just steal Kia. Oh, I have heard of that. I've never heard of that. Yeah. Like apparently, a Kia's are easy to steal. Yeah, but like a USB key or something really easy. Oh wow.

It's hilarious. Did you say a USB key? Yeah, it's like a Honda and a Kia. They could rip them off real fast. It's that easy? There's 15, like 12, 13 -year -old kids. Doesn't take a CIA guy to know that's not going to be that exciting. It can't be that exciting to steal a Kia, though. Well, when you're 15. It is when you post it online and you call yourselves the Kia boys.

That's true. You don't even have a driver's license. Alex Jones is this guy that got shot. He had a Kia. Really? Yeah. I was like, oh, maybe he got assassinated. Then I heard Kia. I'm like, no, they were just taking his Kia. Wow, that's sad. Is that really what they were doing? That's sad. They shot him because they were stealing his Kia? As soon as I heard he had a Kia, I'm like, that's a plausible reason why.

That's so depressing. Interesting. How you just abandon all investigation because there's a Kia involved. I abandon all investigation. He's like, it's solved. Well, I was not, look, I wasn't being paid to be on that case. Mystery solved. Mystery solved. The Disney boys don't work for free. Yeah. Alex is a friend, but until I get- I feel like Disney boys would be a really good show.

The Disney boys? The cool guys. It's kind of all their shows. Out of all of the different gangs at Disney, these are the coolest. Yeah, right. They're the Disney boys. They're the Disney boys. They're into some sick shit, I'll tell you that. They're gatekeepers. Yeah. So what do you think happened to people? What was the major damage from watching Disney? I mean, everything about it is designed to get into the subconscious and get that sense of magic that like forever, you know, to the point of when you're an adult.

And then meanwhile, while you're getting poisoned with autism poisons to make people that buy all the products, 80% of them never drive a car. If you ever watch Love on the Spectrum, which liberals love it, by the way, you can see that they're just a lot of fun. You tell them who they- what sex they are. You tell them who they like. They're weird about it.

They don't really reproduce until it's like socially okay. They- you fuck up Star Wars 10 years in a row making shitty Star Wars and they'll still love it and cry when the preview comes on. Those are the perfect citizens. Okay? And then you got that nice Disney thing to fixate on because you got people, you know, it's not like being a psychopath.

They have a- they want to connect but they have a hard time connecting. So you think that's- An autism. You think that's by design? Like they're making people- The most compartmentalized people so then- so they can't look at the big picture. Everybody's being trained to never look at the big picture as if that's above their pay grade. Like you're not supposed to ever assemble these things.

If you're not supposed to remember anything for more than a month and almost no one does. I feel like I agree and I disagree. I feel like you chain things together that aren't necessarily connected. So here's like autism. Okay? I think autism, a big factor, is not just the various environmental toxins that people are ingesting, but also a lot of the fucking vaccines they're giving kids when they're young.

For sure. I don't think they're doing that- It's not one thing. To make people autistic, I think they're doing that to profit off of these vaccines. Uh -huh. Right? You told me China was doing that. I think once they take advantage- You told me. Oh, please, while I'm talking. Once they take advantage of it and they understand that it's a thing, then they use it to their advantage.

Right. I think once they understand that it's a thing, like, oh, we're making more autistic people, there's definitely more autistic people, now we can kind of weaponize it, now we can kind of like mold them in a certain direction. I don't think they engineered autism. I don't think- I'd like to think, at least, that people aren't that evil.

Why do you like to think? That they engineered it. Will you tell me what China did, that thing you told me, that they were trying to make their IQs higher so they were putting something- Yeah, what they did is they gene -edited kids and they said they did it to prevent HIV, which, like, who's even worried about HIV today? Fucking zero people.

The HIV might have been the greatest psyop since COVID, as far as, like, what Fauci did. Like, the way he mind -fucked people with COVID, he mind -fucked people to a much greater extent- Yes, that's right. With HIV. So you don't think people are evil, though, and after you already know about that? Well, I think individuals. Like Fauci, yes.

Very capable. Oh, just a few bad apples in the fucking DARPA shit, really? That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying I don't know if Disney, like, worked together with the government to purposely engineer autism so they can make better citizens. I didn't say the autism. You have a link I'm not making that they engineered autism personally. Okay.

It's part of programming. Everything's propaganda coming out of Hollywood since the start. It's deeply Pentagon -embedded. Everybody knows that. Tommy Lee Jones' cousin was the liaison to all, like, who's the one with Claire Danes? You ever see Claire Danes when she was on that? That TV show? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Colbert. And she goes, yeah, and she's like a dingbat.

It's like, and then we go on the CIA camp. And Colbert, who I think is hip just because he did this, he had to, like, tamp it down immediately. So, no, it's linked very intimately. Right. But you don't think that Disney or that these people are purposely working with the government to, like, make more, like, they want more people autistic.

You don't think that. Not everybody gets to know every piece of the thing. I'm just telling you, what is the propaganda? So, all the complaints now about woke, everything's woke, right? Don't you hate that? Right, right, right, right. So, why is it like that? Do you think that they're on purpose making people autistic? Are you saying that's part of it? Whatever, when they discovered this condition from poisons that they're allowed to put it, and that RFK, by the way, sold this out on.

They're allowed to put these in the environment after knowing what the shit is. So, yeah, I don't want to think people are evil, but they are, clearly, because you wouldn't phase that out. You would get rid of it immediately if you didn't like that it was doing making the frogs gay, how Alex said in artfully but correctly. That shit mutilates genitals and sex genes.

Yeah. Okay, so, once you know it does that, and you're not doing shit, and in fact it becomes more, that means you want to do it. That's how I look at it. I think they just want the money. They want the money. They want the profit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A major corporation has to increase their revenue every quarter. Dude, the corporations aren't free.

We have state capitalism. They're all, all of them have government contracts. Can I give my theory on this? Yes, hot dog, thank you. Okay.

This is, this, you know, you know, cymatics? Cymatics. I know the term. I forget what it means. Cymatics. How is cy? Cymatics. He's a great dude. He's like one of my favorite cities. Is this like an offshoot of Dianetics? No. it's when you put baby powder on a speaker and you play certain frequencies and it forms geometries. Oh, I have seen that.

I got a plate. So I think what both of you are tuning into is a kind of cultural cymatics, that there exists in the world a frequency of greed or evil or selfishness that shows up in these specific ways throughout the world. Cymatics, history over and over and over again, the exploitation of children, the sacrifice of children, the exploitation of the energy of people to make yourself more powerful.

This has been going on since all of recorded history. So I said that? Yeah, he's really smart and you bully him, but he's a nice dude. He's got bad skin, you know how I am. Well, let's think about, just think about the idea of prescribing drugs for kids that are unnecessary that will kill them but also make companies a profit. That is child sacrifice.

Absolutely. It's just a roundabout, sort of a weird filtered way where you don't think about it like that, but it's almost like what the Aztecs were doing. It's very, it's just, it's exactly. It's just you're doing it for money, they're doing it for favor with the gods. So it's like the… That's the same thing. The baby powder that you're pouring on the speaker, it changes color, but it's the same exact shape.

Right. It's always child sacrifice. So it is child sacrifice. It's just that they dance around this maze so you don't think of it as child sacrifice where they're injecting kids with COVID vaccines and they're all getting strokes. Yes, or it's slavery. It's not child sacrifice. I mean, that's a huge part of it. But it is child sacrifice. Also, they'll sacrifice you.

Don't worry. We use every part of the Buffalo here. But imagine if your company is profiting off of a drug that you know is not necessary to kids, and you know for sure is killing kids, and you're still doing it for profit. Here, let me explain. Child sacrifice. Imagine you work in the government and you let them do that and you have these bullshit hearings and nothing ever happens or changes, and you have a little stupid play.

Imagine that. Because I've only been on a new show for now, what, three years, and already I'm like bored of this circle and people still act like it's normal and they're not just doing a play. They still act like it's normal. Cali Means just left the White House today. Really? Is that the long neck?

What the fuck does that mean? Cali Means was... From Trump's menagerie of freaks. Have you not seen them? Okay. Cali Means, who was working to try to get peptides and all these different things passed through, said, I can't do this. It's impossible. The deep state's real, and there's all these industry insiders that are embedded in the government, and they say they're going to do something, and then they do everything they can to slow it down and keep it from happening.

Peptides were supposed to be done two years ago. All this stuff was supposed to happen a long time ago, and they're fucking hitting the brakes on everything because they want money. Yeah. And again, same kind of thing, right? Making money. How many people are going to lose their health? Perhaps get very sick, maybe even die because they don't have access to whatever the fuck they need.

And also, you're putting stuff out there still that we have wanted banned for a long time. Right? Yeah. Like fucking glyphosate. Like, they need glyphosate. Like, that was the craziest argument when RFK Jr. was on here, and he was explaining that to me. That they made an executive order to keep glyphosate because otherwise it would fuck up the food business.

Yeah. So imagine that the food business is reliant on poison. If it doesn't use poison, it can't stay open. Right. We can't operate without this poison. How would it fuck the business up? Because it would cost so much money to change out their systems from glyphosate herbicide to– there's all these different ways they could do it. They use lasers where they fucking scan over the things, and they zap the plants that aren't the right ones.

And then if they wanted to do everything like regenerative farming, that takes fucking a decade. You have to change the soil. You have to do so much. You have to compost. You have to, like, re -energize the biomaterial that's in the soil and turn it into enriched– like, you have to– fertilizer. You have to have, like, dead animals and shit.

And it has to, like, become a living thing again because right now it is– it's a fucking toxic dust layer that just sits there and keeps anything from– and then they pour a bunch of fucking minerals and nitrogen and all the different things all over it just so the stuff can grow. Right. And it's like to change that and make it so that you don't need industrial fertilizers, you don't need herbicides, you don't– it'll take fucking forever and it costs so much money because we've been– we've been tricked by these fucking crooks.

Right. These people that have decided to make the most amount of money and poison people– probably initially they probably didn't realize what they were doing, but once they realized they were poisoning people, they just kept doing it. Yeah, but, you know, in some way– They've done it on purpose many times. Remember that. Don't you remember what they did to them kids in Kansas City, what they did to people in San Francisco? They drizzled that cobalt shit on black kids in Kansas City.

What cobalt shit? Yeah. I can't remember what, cobalt 13 or something? Was this the one from the fans? No, that was a different thing. This is the army. They went to a building next to another building, okay, and then they weren't using like a plane even. They were just spraying it into these kids. That's right, right. I don't remember what it was, though.

You said it's cobalt? To see what I would do. They wanted to see how much they could affect people in case they wanted to use like a bioweapon. Well, I'm sure it's reformed since there's no justice ever for these people. I'm sure it's gotten better. Well, they did with MKUltra. That stopped. It stopped. It did stop. They don't do it anymore.

The bachelor, I stand corrected. San Francisco, they were trying to see if they could spread a disease. So they spread like a cold, right, didn't they? They spread something like a flu. They put it in the subways. Is that what they did? I heard. They fumigated the subways with disease. I think they did something where they sprayed it in the air, too, because the way the wind was drifting, they wanted to see how many people would infect.

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Or get the premium Visible Plus Pro plan and save $10 on your first month with promo code ROGAN. Terms apply. See Visible .com for plan features and network management details. Metzger's making a fair point. That's evil. Oh yeah. That's not. I love it. Fair point with the Disney boys. With the Disney boys. Hot dog and CIA.

The elf. Company man. The elf. I mean that's evil. I don't think it. And maybe you could argue just greed is evil. Greed is vampirism. Maybe you could. That's not just that. That's a level. But do vampires think they're evil? What's above that though? That's. I'm a royal. I'm not saying it literally the royals but also them. But that feeling of I want eugenics for me and I want dysgenics for you.

Do you know. I'm going to be a living God by pushing you down to the category of mineral. Thereby making me you know a special transhuman fucking nightmare from the Dune series. What is this Jamie? It was a great series. I don't think they're all nightmares. Oh that's cadmium sulfide. Hold on. Let me get to the top to show you. What? This is the historical background of the US biological warfare program and it gets into.

1941 they started. Holy shit. Here's a total of 160 tests using various simulants. Fine. Maybe stimulants but. I don't know. Simulants. Simulating. They're simulating a disease. Which was stimulants. Conducted at 66 locations. Most military and civilian targets in the United States. Holy shit. Including Alaska and Hawaii. So they did 160 different tests where they try to infect people.

They don't do it anymore though. Or at least pretend to infect people. They stop. Specific dates, locations and substances used are in an army report. 1977 conduct of BW testing, specialized sampling and analysis techniques were used to determine the various parameters of the test requirements and the downwind travel distances. Jesus Christ.

Bro. See the subways right there. Mm -hmm. Back in New York and San Francisco. They got a lot better, dude. Yeah, I don't know why people think I'm saying anything far out ever because this is Nazi -level shit here. Well, we brought all those Nazis, so we're going to do some Nazi stuff. Right. That's true. They probably learned a lot. I just found this out.

The OSS, when they merged with the remaining Nazis of the SS to form the CIA, it wasn't- Yeah, that's how they got that. What? Jesus Christ. Let him roll, baby! You gotta let him rip! You mean what? It's good shit, baby! Just let him rip! You had all those CIA guys, none of them know this. Hold on, hold on. Say it again. Say it again. How do you know? Just say it again.

I don't know. He said this to me, too! And I'm like, no, I don't know! No one knows this! He always does that. Nobody knows! I gotta tell you. You don't know? Oh, you don't know? He's got his vacuum ready to- Okay. This hat was not good with the headphones, it's really- So, explain it again. The OSS. What happened with the Nazis? After the war.

They merged with the SS, you know, Otto Skorzesny, I believe, that carried on Gladio. That's the strategy of tension, where you fund both sides of the thing, so you've heard this. The strategy of tension. The Southern Poverty Law Center you texted me about when they were paying for the Charlottesville. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the strategy of tension.

In the wild. That goes back to Otto Skorzesny. That goes back to Otto Skorzesny after the war. No. That's a Nazi. So, that- You sure that that wasn't like standard techniques that people just use- Like, Nero burned Rome, right? They've always done things with a constant confidence. Yes, yes. But the term, I mean the term, yes, but you are correct.

But the strategy of tension, that term comes originally from Otto Skorzesny's group, the Gladio. Okay. And so they- Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I am. Well, we'll find out. We'll put that into- AI perplexity. Our sponsor. We're in perplexity. We're in perplexity. We're in perplexity. We're in perplexity. We're in perplexity. We're in perplexity.

It knows how the CIA was formed. Well, I did ask, and it's very strange what it says here. The last paragraph is not going to matter. It is inaccurate. I was trying to say it. The OSS merged with the SS is inaccurate. The documented history is that American intelligence agencies used former Nazi personnel and networks for Cold War intelligence.

They gotta have this. Not that the two wartime organizations merged. Yet, if you have an organization, and you have people in that organization, and they join your organization, you fucking merged. What's the difference? That's a merger. That's a merger. The organization above both of them that the CIA is under, and probably still under, I believe is called the World Commerce Commission.

Some shit like that. What? Never heard of it. That's who merged them together and was in charge of that, and then making it.

If you watch my boy Sean Patrick Haslett show, Through a Glass Darkly, great. If you like. Say it slowly so people can hear your words. Sean Patrick Haslett. What is the term of the show? The name of the show? Through a Glass Darkly. Okay. Through a Glass Darkly. Duncan's been on it. What? You've been on it. I've been on that show? Holy shit.

Am I being a gas hit? Is that what this is?

Hey man, I'm just a hot dog. I don't know. Sean from Turning Point Sam Tripoli. The thing thing. Turning Point Sam Tripoli? Yeah, my think tank. Oh, Through a Glass Darkly. It's good. I love that show. I remember. Sorry Sean. I remember now. It was a zoo. Why do you say, yeah, my think tank? He's got a think tank. When did you start that? Well, it's just a group text.

It's not really. I probably am overselling it. No, no, you're not overselling it because it's got like doctors and professors. So let's call our tech thread the think tank too. Yeah, we should. Yeah. It's already kind of being used on Turning Point Sam Tripoli. You can have two think tanks. You can have two think tanks. You can have two think tanks.

I want to watch the show and then see the movie. Right. But the fucking, that chick, Amanda, what's her name? Amanda Seyfried? Mm -hmm. Holy shit is she good, dude. Oh, she plays her? She's so good, dude. Oh, wow. You see her, she slowly starts changing her voice. She acts completely autistic through the entire show. She's fucking really good, dude.

Wow. That show is crazy. Yeah. I can't believe I didn't even hear anybody recommend it before. Look at the comparison though. Look at that.

Yeah, big difference. Hooray for Hollywood, baby. I mean, I'm kind of for the improvements to the, you know. They should have made her a black man. It would have been just as accurate. Dude, I'm way into that idea. Are you kidding? I would have been entranced by Elizabeth Holmes. I would have been sucking her feet. Not one that looked like that.

The real one would have taken me in a second. Like that, those eyes, those deep blue eyes. You saw it in the Nathan Fielder clip when she's looking at him. She draws you in with those eyes. And you know what you're not experiencing? People like that have an aura. They have a real vibe that pulls you in. So you're just, when you're just looking at that, like a 2D picture, it's nothing compared to when you're in their presence.

So you think that if you were, if you said, hey, no cameras, no films, can I just come over your house and ask you questions about what happened? You think that she would just get you. Very slowly. She would suck you in. Suck you into her web. Because think of how much money she grifted. Think of like what she did. Like if we take the ethics and morality out of it, it's spectacular.

Like when you look at like the ability to manipulate people at the level that she did, that's more than you just can't know until you're around someone like me. You've been around, you have people like that on your podcast. You can feel their vibe. Not at that level. Not at that level. The charm of J .D. Vance coming at you like that? You couldn't feel it? Oh yeah.

Trump. Trump, I'm sure, radiates some kind of weird aura. Like, you know, anytime I've been around people like that, you know, they get you. They, there's, who knows what it is? Mirror neurons? Who knows what it is? But these are warlocks. These are sorcerers. There's a little bit of hypnosis involved in being someone who has a fake startup.

Right? Yes. You're doing something. You're pitching this thought. And they all think they're going to cash in. But there was also the culture of startups in Silicon Valley where there was a lot of bullshit startups. And a lot of people, like that was one of our arguments, was that everybody was doing this. Everybody was kind of bullshitting.

Everybody was like making these. Yeah. My problem with the show is that it's really good and there's facts in it for sure. Yeah. Where they definitely fake these things. They did this. They got people to invest under false pretenses. I don't like when there's dialogue between people. And I know somebody just made it up. It takes me right out of it.

Me too, dude. When they're like, they're alone. I hate biopics. Sunny Balwani and her alone and like they're acting weird together. I'm like, you don't know if that's real. Right. Like you're making me think about them a very specific way. That you can't. They didn't participate. They didn't help you. Yeah. They didn't tell you I said this and then she said that.

So you're just making things up and you're pretending. Right. It's like gonzo journalism. You're mixing fake. Like that's what Hunter used to do. Right. To propagandize me a certain way. Yes. Yeah. So part of me is like, I don't think you should be able to do that. But that's a good warlock trick. By the people who made the show. I mean, gonzo journalism.

Like, yeah, it's like reporting, but it's not. I'm lying. Did you ever see the thing that he did about the election? Did you ever see the thing that he did about the election when he did Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail? Oh, yeah, yeah. So he made Ed Muskie go crazy. He made him go crazy because he was saying that he was using a Brazilian witch doctor and he was he was addicted to Ibogaine.

Do you know this whole story? No, I know. I don't know. He caused the guy to have a nervous breakdown. And so the guy was on the campaign trail and he's I am not a drug addict. He would literally go crazy. So Hunter find the video of Hunter on the Dick Cavett show. He's admitting on the Dick Cavett show that he made this whole thing up and he caused this guy's campaign to sink and affected the entire election.

You know, this is so funny because I was just watching this thing on Aleister Crowley and in his confessions, he was saying that he made the Nazi Germany fall apart. Like he infected Germany with these insane ideas. You're never gonna forgive him for that, are you?

I mean, let it go, man. Let it go. You and your boy Theo. Loving him. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Look at this. I never said he was. I said there was a rumor in Milwaukee that he was. Which was true when I started the rumor in Milwaukee. He finally said, well, you mean... So that was he saying, I said there was a rumor in Milwaukee and it's true because I started the rumor in Milwaukee.

Exactly. But they use a lot of that. And the main thing though, because you had Grush on here talking about the four NHIs, right? Right. Yeah. The four NHI. That sounds like a... Like a band. Like Simon Cowell's like those guys that were just singers like El Devo. Like the four NHI. Yeah. And they do opera songs. There are... What was it? The bug one and the lizard one and the Nordics? Right.

Germans and the... Whatever, the other kind. Well, the Nordics look like Greek gods. Yeah. Or like... Yeah. So that's when he... Okay. That part stuck out when he was talking about the one looking kind of blue and Ridley Scott Prometheus -ish. Yeah. Um, so they... It's eugenics and dysgenics. And um, a big thing that I just learned of, and it's from South Africa, is called Tokolash.

Oh, this is good. Yeah. On Mystery Boys. Oh, this one. It already got up. This is fucked up. So you know what Tokolash is? No.

Credo Mutwa, who's the shaman that David Icke likes from South Africa that taught him about the lizards. You know that guy? No. No. You've never had either Credo... No, I'm joking. I'd say... Dr. Lizards? You don't know Dr. Lizards? Oh. Anyway, he... It's in his book, but uh, they would have practice, uh, which like the fucked up ones where they take like a pygmy or uh, which I guess a small person.

I'm not, not clear, but it's a human, not a pygmy, right? It just means they're small, small in the jungle or something. Okay. They take them. Or a disabled, like someone who's got a disability or a mutate, you know, any kind of a malformed person. Right. Or these, they would grab these people and raise them like, they put like bent, uh, wood to like make their limbs grow weird to turn them into like monster -y goblin.

And then, and then, uh, just, it's just torturing a human and mutilating them until they're crazy and think they're a, another entity, like a supernatural entity called Tokolosh. The CIA studied that. Okay. And it brought that shit here. And so the foreign HII, I say are, this is why the aliens need sperm and ova because they're making this stuff out of people.

It's all, they've been doing this shit under the energy commission probably since 48. They've been, so remember the, they're making this shit out of people. So you're saying that they're, these non -human intelligences, they're human. They made them. They made them. Yes. People made them. Now they could do a crisp, but they don't have to tie your spine to a bent wood anymore.

It beat you. They can do it with blue light, Spider -Man Elsa, and they can fucking do it. It's like you're being sculpted by your phone into the thing they want you to be. The greys are just some warped mutant hybrid person. That's why they look like fetuses, I bet. And that's why they got to steal your- Wait a minute. They've been doing, wait a minute.

They've been seeing greys since the fifties. That's right. You think they've been doing it back then? Here's what I'm getting to. So do you remember Diana Pasolka or not, uh, not, not Diana Pasolka. Um, uh, the one that wrote the DARPA book. I'm blanking on it. Annie Jacobson. Annie Jacobson. And remember at the time I thought this story was so stupid that DARPA said it was deformed kids that Russia sent over to like freak us out.

That was the Roswell thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now I understand that story a lot better. Cause Tokolosh in South Africa, they're rare, but you can still find those farms in the mountains where they're just raising, you know, like, um, troglodyte people or something that would never see the light. They, they torture, tell them they're like a, and they, they can climb and do, and people die of fright seeing these things.

So wait a minute. So you think that all these alien abduction experiences, it's all human created fake? Well, I didn't say fake. I said like they may, they speciated us into four other things. And the reason is that the Nordics, the Nordics are the eugenics. And that's the, that's, you could tell us from back then. Cause they're blonde and blue and blue eyed, you know, the ideal of the 50.

Then you got your lizard people, which is straight out of fucking star Trek. And by the way, that guy was a creep, Gene Roddenberry. Just, you know, he's a fucking creep. Okay. But the lizard lizards and men don't come from space. They come from here. And so that you can, and that's why the, the sightings in other countries, cause like, okay, what's going on? Why would people see different things? They all need your sperm and eggs though.

That always is. Let me back him up here. Cause the local movie maker people are the ones designering these. They've had this crispy shit for a long time. You understand that, right? Dude, dude, Joe, look it up. Jamie, maybe you could pull this up. Yeah, they're that bad. And that's where the Disney comes in. One at a time, Kurt. Come on. They just mixed a mouse brain with a human brain.

Did you hear about this? Yes. I told you in confidence and now, okay. I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm sorry. But, but you know, what he's saying, even though it does sound absolutely insane, but honestly, it doesn't sound as insane. Thank you. Hold that while you're talking. It doesn't, it doesn't sound as insane as beings from other dimensions come here.

It's equally insane. But when you look at what we're doing now, creating human mouse brain hybrids with brain organelles harvested from stem cells, we are doing that. And you look at what we just looked at with the subway bioweapon tests that was in the forties. So it would it surprise you that secret branches of every government were doing eugenics studies were abducting children and warping them to see if we could make super soldiers.

Or how about forming them? I mean, there's clearly a market pressure for that if you're trying to have a military advantage. And when it comes to having a military advantage, morality goes out the window, man. Right. But do you think they would create little gray aliens with giant heads and big black eyes? This goes back to any Jake's thing because the space race, I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. The space race with Soviets. Okay. Right. Okay. This was before the space race, bro. What are you doing? Oh, God. Don't touch me with the tip. It's cold. Before you do this, I did find something about the Tokolosh farm. This is someone quoting it. Oh, so upsetting. But nothing I found said it was real, but this is what it says.

Okay. So this is talk of a Tokolosh farm somewhere in the country where deformed children are raised as assassins. Holy shit. Trained with muti knowledge. I don't know what that means. And all the terrifying things whispered about in secret. I haven't seen it, but it's something we're told to be aware of. It's the X -Men. It means mind your business in Bantu or some shit, or it's like, this is evil.

Don't ask about it. They won't make carvings of it. So think how classified of knowledge of it is. They won't make a carving of it since going way back. Assassins. They don't want to disclose it because you can't. It's terrible. It says there's three grades of Tokolosh. The most common one people known is like a little hairy man. Often it's not mystical at all.

It can be trained animals, even baboons, used by certain people to carry out menial tasks. It's more psychological warfare. When you see something that fits the idea of a tokolosh, fear grips you, and that fear becomes its own weapon. So that's mind war right there. That's what you call it. Nice mind war. In South Africa. Well, they studied everything.

Remember, scopolamine, zombies are not undead. Zombies are people that have been tricked and brainwashed. You know, I took your heart, now this rock is your heart. And don't lose this ring. For context, that was an explanation from the resident healer, Sangoma Physiopratorius. Heavenly Healings, resident healer. I love the name of the company.

Heavenly Healings. A place like where you go, to like get a tantric massage. That's him talking about that. That's him? I don't trust people with nose rings. Shut the fuck up. What about the pentagram necklace? Any man with a nose ring? You don't trust this man? You don't trust him? I trust chicks with nose rings. I don't trust him as a dermatologist either, I'll tell you that.

Here he goes, attacking people with skin conditions. He needs to go to a laser. He needs to go to a laser guy, get his face resurfaced. That's just helpful. I think so. I don't think that's hateful at all. I'm not into guys with nose rings. Jamie, I just saw you. Girls can look hot with nose rings. I got my nose pierced when I was a kid in Venice Beach.

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Did it feel good? No. It makes you feel like you're a little bit of a rebel. It was real dumb. It was real dumb. You're crazy. Living on the edge. I could have lost my nose. Really? Was that bad? Well, no. I mean, I got some dude on the Venice boardwalk shoved a needle into my nose and it got infected. You could have lost if he didn't. That's not as exciting, but I know what you mean.

It is weird. Well, when do you get an infection? Especially if you get... Like that's the risk of getting a nose job too, right? Yeah. How many people have gotten nose jobs and gotten an infection? Yeah. And you have rotting tissue in your nose. Your nose rots off. And you're smelling just dead meat everywhere. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

I didn't even consider the smell. Smells like just stinking feet. The good thing, though, is that olfactory senses, it just detects changes in smells. That's why people that live in a town that smells like shit, like when you're driving through it, they don't notice it. Right. Yeah. Wait, that's interesting. So it's like smoke or can't...

I could never smell cigarette smoke when I smoked. Exactly. Right, right. Yeah. People that are... If you live in an area that stinks, you don't detect it. You detect changes in smells. Yeah. Which is really weird. Yeah, that's weird. What if I live in a shirt that stinks? I wonder what that's for. Do you think that's so people get used to eating rotten food when you have to? Probably.

Probably. I mean, you don't want to be tortured by... It could also be a misfire off another thing, you know? Maybe it's just because people lived around the smell of shit for so long. Yeah. Like, think about like Roman life when they would just take buckets of shit and throw it out the window. Yeah, but a farm. Or what? Yeah, but a farm, at least it's out there.

But it's with everything. It's out on the field. That's manure. That's different. Look at human shit that they're throwing out the window and there's people stacked on top of each other. Sounds like New York. It sounds like New York is outside. It's the 1800s. Yeah. But think of like telephone poles. They're everywhere, but you never notice them.

The whole... Right. Everywhere you go, there's fake trees with metal wires everywhere. Here we go with the conspiracies. Everywhere. And you just get accustomed to it. You get accustomed to it. Yeah, it looks normal to you. Oh, the wire trees aren't real. They're not real, man. That's a telephone pole. I keep telling you that. Did you ever see the depictions of New York City before cars when it was just horse -drawn chiroges, there was horse shit everywhere.

Everywhere. Everywhere the entire... All those people were sick. Yeah. You wonder where these diseases came from. All those people were sick. Well, I bet they got a hearty... You just breathe in, shit fumes. Typhoid. Yeah. And they didn't know. What's crazy is this was before germ theory. They called it a miasma and they thought it came from bad smells.

They thought diseases literally came from bad smells wafting in from swamps that contained within them, in those winds, rotten animal breath, which was causing diseases to spread. This is miasma theory. Look it up. That's how crazy people were. Is that how they got asthma? This is what they thought. They thought it was like raccoon breath, like rotten raccoon breath wafting through the wind was getting people sick.

Oh my God. It's crazy. Wow. I've caught the horse vapors. But you gotta wonder what shit like that is happening now. Like what kind of things like that that we haven't discovered. It's called glyphosate. They're not taking it out, we say. Yeah. But there's gotta be stuff like that now. I wonder how much glyphosate is really affecting people.

Like if you could quantify it, like how many people are sick because of it, how many people got diseases because of it? Yeah. That's the other stuff. That's microplastics. That's phthalates. Phthalates are shrinking tates. Are we sure of that? Phthalates shrinking tates? Yeah. There's studies on that. I thought the frog mutation is from the other one.

I thought the frog mutation is from the other one. From Harvard, that book. It is weird when you talk to younger kids. You know, like when you talk, they're all like, yeah, my taint's small. Oh! Like they're just, they just accept it. By the way, it is got a gapetober. Remember that? It's gapetober, by the way. I forgot to tell you it's gapetober for everybody, for your taints.

Ugh. Get out there and get, you have to do it. The kids are just like all measuring taints on Snapchat. They're all like, yep, measure it, measure your friends, then you gotta taint in you. Like when they see porn from the 80s, they must be like, damn, that guy's taint is gigantic. You need a baculum, you get a walrus baculum and a friend.

Can you stretch your taint like the way the guys reclaim foreskin? Yes. We've explored this on the Mystery Boys many times. That's the main mystery we talked about. They use like clothespins and they pull their foreskin up to try to... I wouldn't do that. I would just beat it with a firm... And a replica's fine if you can't afford the real thing.

We're not all Joe Hogan and they're affordin' real baculums. I don't think you do that, Kirk. I don't think you can explain. Don't shame me. Don't wealth shame me for my baculum. Wealth shaming. Such an asshole. Just a bunch of guys. You know, I have been doing that a lot. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Piece of shit.

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Take it from here, Kurt. I'm singing your time -space, Basik, first of all. You say that. No, I'm saying that like... This show is very problematic. Okay, with Joe, explain what you're saying. I'm saying that, you know, they talk about this. They can measure these, thank you. They measure these waves that happen when black holes collide, right? They ripple time -space.

It ripples through the universe. And we're time -space. I just feel like a lot of the strange things that are happening, mental illnesses, maybe even like cancers and stuff, are potentially related to people who've been rippled, the time -space rippled them weird. And there's no way to measure that or find it. I know it's... It's the take.

You're not taking it back now! No. I know, but I, you know, we just don't know. In the same way they didn't know about germs, we... What happens if time -space ripples through you? Why do we assume that everything stays the same? Like, I don't mean to get into the CERN particle accelerator shit, but when you look at... When you look at that stuff, when you're like smashing the smallest parts of the universe together and creating bizarre transformations, everything's connected to everything.

What effect does that have on everything else that we just don't know? But if you look at, like, CERN, if you look at the nuclear Nuclear Testing, if you look at all these things we've been doing and look at history post those moments, shit got weird and it got weird fast. And I don't know, this is just something I kick around at night. It's not a bad thought.

We don't know if they created the Higgs boson when they did that, when they figured out element 115. Yeah, who knows what they're doing really. Well, you know what the original thought was? That they were going to create a black hole and that there was going to be a microscopic black hole that went through the entire Earth. That was the thought.

Well, that's the fear, but they said they can make them, they're just very small and don't last, right? That's what they thought, but they didn't know until they did it. They said, let's see. Let's see. Okay, so you know what they do with that? What? This is the thing, I didn't see this when you had him on here telling you that. Oh, thank you.

Oh, and I was telling you about stopping kids' hearts to send their minds through space and all that. The little tiny micron openings that they make, you can't fit an object through, but you can fit someone's consciousness through. So you do that Phoenix shit where you stop someone's heart. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You do an ejection. Wait, wait, wait, listen to what you just said. Yeah. They're making little black holes so they could send someone's consciousness through it, and this is planned out. Yeah. The disclosure that they should give you is that they figured out consciousness, but they were not going to disclose that. What do you mean? They figured out what consciousness is.

What is it? They figured out how to manipulate it with electromagnetic...

I don't know. I'm not... Well, what do you think it is? Why do you think that they figured it out? Well, based on my research and the people I talk to and the best stuff that I found out so far, which makes a lot of sense. You gotta be... But what does that mean, though? They figured out what consciousness is. Like how to take you out of your fucking body and pop you back in.

What? Yeah. People do it now online. You could learn how to do it. Well, I think they could do it with that God helmet, right? Like, can't they induce out -of -body experiences with the God helmet? You know the God helmet? Don't put that helmet on. Right, but is that an illusion, or is that actually taking your consciousness out of your body? I'm not saying that helmet's taking you out of your body, but if it's an illusion that it's totally a reality, I'm not seeing a difference, but I don't say it does that, but you just crank the...

It's like anything else, you just crank the... Right, but you're saying they're taking consciousness out of their body and they're sending it through a black hole they created with a particle collider. That's a lot. That's a big stretch. That's a big stretch. That's as much of a stretch as they're taking crippled kids and turning them into aliens that pilot crafts and kidnap people.

I lean more towards believing that theory than black hole consciousness ejection. Both of them. I'm like, I don't know. Because I don't know what a space -time ripple thing is. I don't know what that means. Don't attack my space -time ripple theory. What does that mean? What? What does that mean? Space -time ripples? Yeah, what does that mean? Don't you have that every day? He welshames, he attacks space -time ripples.

He attacks my space -time ripple theory. You're scared to be clean, too. And he talks about toke a lot. Excuse me? Excuse me? He thinks I bully because of... Yeah. He thinks I'm a bully, but I'm not. I'm bullying those stars. I'm saying... You know those little stars you put on your zits? Oh, yeah. We don't understand space -time. We don't understand space -time.

Some of us. But you know, people experience distortion in time all the time it happens. Well, yeah, that's true. Alien abductions. One second, it's like you're driving down the road. The next second, it's morning. You don't know what happened. Yeah. Yeah. It's like scopolamine as well. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, whatever... In the way we didn't understand germs, we don't understand retrocausality.

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Right. Right. of it and there was no controls. There was no... it was somehow or another they controlled it with their mind. It was like some sort of a connection between the craft and the being. And they figured out how to pilot these things. And he said that there was two different generators inside of it. One of them was for going insanely fast and one of them was for traveling at more moderate speeds.

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I'm saying like farmed. I'm not saying they kidnapped kids and did it. I'm saying they farmed. But you're saying what came first, the chicken or the egg? There's a fucking craft that you could pilot with your brain that they had in the 1980s. There's no way technology was that advanced back then. I think it's much more likely that there was probably some sort of an interaction with someone or something from something else that was different than humans.

I forgot this part. I don't think they were engineering three -foot -tall humans in 1947 to pilot these things with their brains. I bet they were. I'm going to buy it. Wait, hold on. I'm going to forget. Remember the guy you had on that was telling you about the pharaohs going up the river? And they go to a different temple and they get bandaged up and they're trying to tune their frequency to the gods at each temple? Well, you had an Egypt guy here telling you that.

Remember him? Yeah. Okay. It's called atavism. That's the thing that's in the Dune series. The big part of making these creatures and also the mind control shit they did was atavism. The stuff from altered states where you go in the isolation chamber and regress to a certain primitive state that's in your genetic memory. Do you know what I'm talking about? I saw altered states, yeah.

But you know what? That's called atavism, right? You've heard of that? No. I never heard that term. No.

Reappearance of an ancestral genetic trait. Oh! Okay, like when people grow a tail? This is early kind of shit? Yes. Or like when chickens grow fangs. Now think of the reptilians. Right, right, right. So the reptilians. Wow. People can grow tails. People can grow tails. That's crazy, Kurt. That's cool, man. I didn't get it. I was giving...

Dude, somebody smaller gave it to me. But dude, a lot of people sent me great shit. We were both engaged by the way. So how do you think that connects to the greys? He's saying you could maybe, if there was some ancestral early proto -hominid being, you could like bring it out of a person. Oh, okay. That's pretty cool, man. So you've seen those images of those elongated skulls from Peru.

Yes. It's as old as every civilization is altering people to make them foot binding, castration. No, no, no, no, no, no. The Peru skulls are different. No, I know. What do you mean? Yeah. Well, they're actually bigger. That's right. Like it's not... They're not elongated. Dan was telling us about it. They have a 30% larger brain capacity.

The shape is different. They don't have this sagittal crest or whatever they call it, the sagittal suture. I get it. I get it. The line that we have in our skull is where kids and our brains grow. I get it. Their lines are totally different. It's like a totally different kind of person. That's why that blood tips... So people went cargo cult.

People were around these beings that were super advanced and they wanted to be advanced. They're like, well, all you got to do is stretch your head out. Well, not only that. They're probably related to them too. They're probably intermingling with them. So people that have the trait are probably considered better, right? For sure. I think there was probably some of that.

And that's probably what they were talking about in the Bible when they were talking about in like the Book of Enoch and stuff like that. When they were talking about people coming down and mating with the daughters of men. That's in Genesis. Book of Enoch is like fan fiction. No, no, no. It's not fan fiction. It's not. Book of Enoch is like 3000 BC.

It doesn't mean it's in the Bible. It was widely accepted. You know why it's not in the Bible? Because of rabbis. Because rabbis said it didn't jive with the Torah. So they removed it from the Bible. It's in the Ethiopian Bible. But in the Book of Jude, they're quoting it. But they quote Enoch. You were that dipping Mormon on you, didn't you? They quote Enoch in the Old Testament.

Isn't it 3000 BC is like how old that shit is? It's fucking old. It's old as shit. But my point is, it's talking about someone coming down and mating with the daughters of men. Right. Like the interbreeding of those two species would make sense. Like one of them. Look, imagine how smart people are. Now imagine we have 30% more brain. Right.

Yeah. Now imagine we've been able to make someone like that and they've done the experimentation. Of course, they're not going to tell you it's illegal. But that doesn't stop them. For sure, today, they're probably thinking about doing it. No. At the very least. Thinking now. Edward Teller, that creep. Wasn't shocking. That's the reason Bob Lazar was at that place.

Because Edward Teller. I gotta piss. I'm sorry. You son of a bitch. Wait. So what about, what did Edward Teller do? That's what Bob Lazar was there. What no sagittal suture means. Sagittal suture is the joint running front to back along the top of the skull between the two

parietal, parietal, parietal, how do you say that? Oh, where are you? Parietal. Parietal bones. Parietal. Parietal bones. Okay. So, but the thing, what the paracas evidence shows. Scroll down. Hold on. I just was pointing these two things out. Scaphocephaly. 14% out of the 78 studied in one study had what they call sagittal suture obliteration, where it disappears.

Huh. And then this is another thing. Sagittal craniosynotosis. Ah. Where it disappears while it's still being in. So what you're saying is it like could have been that their brain or their skull just grew out of that. What if I, what if, you know, the chickens with teeth DNA, they still, you know, they have teeth DNA, but they don't teeth, right? Right, right.

What if you had that trait and I could, had a farm under the ground because I have the funds to do it and I have a deep underground military base called, they've had those for a while. COG, it's called continuity of government. That's why we have that stuff. And I could do whatever the fuck I want down there. There ain't no, in fact, the doomsday network created by those, that's the name of a, if there's a war and they got stay in communication, it's called the Doomsday Line or something network.

Right. That's what they were using for the Iran -Contra affair so that they could get around like Congress and other... Well, we know that humans have Neanderthal DNA. That's right. And we know that they're making... How much did you say that? ...a lot, 57% more than most people. I couldn't... I mean, when you say that, I was like, wow, that's a crazy number.

Like... I've never heard anybody say that much of it. Well, it's not... It makes sense though. It's not that I'm 57% more Neanderthal. You're the same size hands as me, but they're like... They're like a goddamn Neanderthal. Well, it's like... People have certain genetics. You look like a long range hunter to me. You look like a guy who wears the elephant down.

My point is, if you could find those Neanderthal genes, and if you were like the same kind of people, the colossal bioworks that made the dire wolves, if they decided to take Neanderthal genes and construct an actual Neanderthal... First of all, the other thing they're realizing about Neanderthals... How about a Nordic alien? They might have been smart.

Really? Yeah. They have a larger brain than human beings. They were smart. They know that. They found that just from... They were kind of shifting their perspective on what they were. Interesting. In terms of... We used to think they were just dopes. Just big, angry dopes. Yeah. But now they're thinking, no. They probably had language. They probably had tool making.

They're probably very similar in a lot of ways to people. Yeah. They were also much physically stronger than people, and they had larger brains. So you're saying these are the Nephilim? This was the Neanderthal? No. I think the Nephilim... I think there's some evidence that those Denisovans were a lot larger than humans. Yeah. You know those Denisovans? Yeah.

We had Dan Duncan on the Mystery Boys talking about it. Dan Richards. D -Dunking. Yeah, Dan DeDunking. Dan DeDunking. That guy's great. He's great. But that Denisovan thing is strange, man. They were big as fuck, man. They were like giant people. They were giants in those days. And they just figured that out just a decade or two ago. Yeah.

How many of those are just out there that we're never gonna find? Countless. What about the Timucuan Indians that they got? It's almost eight foot tall. You can go see the bones down there. Well, there's the Smithsonian bones. Like all the stuff, the Smithsonian giant bones. Yeah. They're listed in like old news reports and shit. People finding 12 foot tall skeletons with six fingers and six toes.

The six fingers thing is a big... It's weird. Some Denisovans were big. That's out of his head. Two individuals have been estimated roughly 5 feet 11 inches and 183 pounds and 6 feet 3 inches and 200 pounds. Those estimates of two... So much larger than people were back then. Right. Neanderthal were shorter. It's like average 5 foot 6. So Neanderthals and Denisovans are very different.

But then, you know, they found those Hobbit people. Yeah. Right? So they know that... There's a lady who's like a legitimate wildlife biologist that claims she encountered those things. What? Yes. What did they do? Yeah. She knows Forrest Gallant. And when Forrest Gallant was on my show, he was explaining it to me. And he told me about it afterwards.

This lady claimed that... And she was like a legitimate explorer. She claimed that they were surrounding the village and where she was at. And that they were in the woods. And she saw them with her own eyes. What did they... Were they dangerous? They're little fucking tiny hairy people, man. Don't go wash! No, it's the orang peng deck. Well, that's natural.

What is it? Do you know the term orang peng deck? No. Yeah. It's like... I think it's Indonesia. There are these tiny... In Vietnam, there's these tiny little hairy people that live in the woods. And everybody thought that was total horseshit. Yeah. Just like Bigfoot. Just a tiny Bigfoot. Yeah. But now that they found these little tiny people on the island of Flores...

Right. They go, okay, like biologically, that was a real thing. And if you're dealing with like... Have you ever seen what Indonesia looks like? Mm -hmm. Intense. Sure. Rainforest. Yeah. Insane. Like there's no way you're gonna know what is out there. There's no way. There's no way we have an audit of all the different square footage of all that jungle.

No one's been there. It's too crazy. And so these people who live there say that there's little tiny hairy people. Do they wear clothes? No. You know... It's just hogs. Flapping around. That's the one thing that isn't tiny. Hogs and fucking spears. Are they dangerous? Were she scared? Well, the idea that this lady was saying was they were hunting people.

Yeah. That's what she said. I saw... They're hunting giants, they would call them. Think about it. Like, we kill elephants. Like, people kill elephants. We are their Nephilim. If you're standing next to those people, you're their Nephilim. Right, right, right. But they... It's a relative thing size, you know? But they are like us a million years ago.

I saw an interview with... I think it was some Indonesian dude, a villager, who was saying like, yeah, they're out in the forest. And someone's like, well, what do they do? And he goes, they kill you. Yeah. I mean, look, if you... Look, we know Native Americans ate people. Right. It was like pretty common. Yeah. Pretty common. Among the Nez Perce, they would eat their enemy.

Like, it was a normal thing, man. And also South America. Like, one of the things that... What is his name? Daniel Everett was telling us. There's two different types of cannibalism. One is cannibalizing your enemies. And you kill your enemies, you eat them. The other one is cannibalizing your family members when they die. Right. To honor them, you eat them.

Well, that's... I've heard of that! Yeah, it's called... Or there's like martial cannibalism where they fall in battle and you drink. That's the Scythian way. Yeah, sure. But do you eat all of them or just a little strip? I think with your dead relatives... It's a... They're trying to... I mean, they wouldn't call it that, but they're entangling themselves with them into the afterlife.

Yeah. And they want to make sure they do that. Like, one of his... One of the guys that worked for him left. He was like, he said, I have to go home because one of my relatives died and I have to eat him. Ugh! Like, I have to be a part of the ritual. But is it the whole body or are you just a little... They dunk sweet potato in the fucking drippings.

I hate sweet potatoes. So the person... You don't eat them for like three years... Or three days. Three years. You don't eat them for like three days. So they sit out there in the sun for three days. And they have these like buckets underneath them to catch when they're putrefying. Gross! Why would they do that? And then they dunk... I don't know.

Talk to them. So they dunk their sweet potatoes in it and they would eat it. And then they would eat them. They'd cook them and eat them. They dunk their sweet potatoes in the putrefied drippings. Yeah, and eat it. Oh, God! So like some sort of a weird ritual. Like they... You have to like consume your dead... Oh! Dead relatives and dead loved ones.

Is it Solomon Islands? Where's the one where they had... The island had plenty, but you can only prove yourself in war. So they would have to get in fights and then you couldn't fight a guy that was not your same exact status. And if the chief died, it was like... If you had like... Had his shit. That was like proof that you had fought him or something.

So they would have a feast. The two tribes after the war. And they'd bring his poop on a platter. Like the poof. You know what I'm talking about? Poop -poo platter. No, they eat it. Is there a poop -poo platter? I don't think so. They're not eating it. They're just showing we got your chief. It's like getting the other university's mascot.

How do they know? I could be anybody's shit. Yeah, I could take a shit out of your cheek. I could get shit out of my part and shit. I would bring that up if I was them. I'd talk shit. I'd talk shit. It's like comical, but it's a thing where these people are real big and they fight. And they don't need to have a war, but they just do. Okay.

Because their status can't... At the time, this is a while ago. And then the way their wars worked are really funny. Like you couldn't... Like, so you're the chief, right? I'm not allowed to even fight you. So if we're in the war, we're like, oh, excuse me. And I have to go find somebody in my status. My point is, I think those little people might be real.

Because Forrest is doesn't... He doesn't engage in like wild speculation about things that... Like he thinks... Even like things like the Tasmanian tiger, like that little... Mm -hmm. The thylacine. He's like, there's just... He's gone on a bunch of expeditions. He's been a part of a bunch of things trying to look for it. He's like, I don't know if there's any left.

Well, do you think those little people have their own little people? Like how small does it go? Well, how about those mushrooms? When you eat the mushrooms and you see little people? Which we've got to get them. We've got to get them. There's got to be a way to get them. We've got to get them and bring them to the mothership and make a deal where everybody has to take them for the show.

Yes. Yeah, I think we could get them. They're totally legal too, by the way. They're legal. Yeah. You don't know about that? You don't know about that? You don't know about that? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? Sorry for complimenting you by assuming... What? ...that you knew about something. I see now I was wrong. Do you know about the mushrooms? Now give me some mushrooms.

There's mushrooms that make you see little people if you don't cook them. So it's commonly used in Chinese cuisine, right? Yeah. And if you cook them, you don't see anything. It's just food. But if you don't cook them, you will see little people. Everybody who does it sees little people. What do little people look like? Like, I don't know.

Cuties. I think they look like little elves. Yeah, they play around. They're like... And they climb up your clothes and shit. They hop in your underwear. There they are. Lamoa Asiatic. Hey Jamie, can you look that up on Amazon? Maybe you can order them. Don't tell people online. I wonder if you can order them though. But Amazon has a lot of bunk things.

Wait. You could get tricked. Lao Lao? Are they called Lao? Those are all... You could buy it? I don't know. I don't know. Hmm. Lamoa Asiatic. Those things that people see when you do DMT shit, they always want you to look at stuff, right? They're like, hey, look at this. Yeah. I think there's something where it's like, it's not that they're alive, but they are when you're looking at them and they're like...

There's something like where you're collapsing a wave function for them that they don't normally have collapsed. Do you know what I'm saying? Right, right, right. Like you're entering into their dimension when you're not supposed to be there. And then they're like showing you their toys. You know, people... Well, people feel like they're not seen unless they're online or something.

Everybody used to believe in God, right? So you're always seen by somebody, right? Right. But now maybe believe that maybe you don't. And now maybe I don't exist unless I'm famous. That's interesting. Like, if you think about it, like internet people that are secular, they're online all the time and they're looking to be seen. Yeah. Right.

They're looking to have their tweets seen. Yeah. Because you don't exist. Their complaint seen. Their photos liked. Yeah. It's really like an amazing kind of false light to get. And so there's something to do with like, you know, the story of naming the animals. The Noah story? I mean, the Adam and Eve story. Adam and Eve story. Yeah. I have no idea what the real story is or whatever it's even referring to.

But there's something about... I think it's exactly as written in the Bible. That would be hilarious if it was. 100%. Exactly right. I don't read whatever it was written in first, you know? So I don't know what thing... Right. It turns out that Nahash doesn't necessarily mean a fucking snake like I thought. What does it mean? The serpent.

Anyway, it's a... Wait, what? Yeah. You know, the serpent that told Eve to eat apple? Yeah. Nahash. Yeah. You know what's fucked up?

God never told Eve to not eat the apple. Told Adam. He never even talked to Eve. So Eve just took Adam's advice. And there's no indication that Adam told Eve to not eat the apple either. Interesting. It's not written. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that God talked to Eve. Well, there's... And nowhere in the Bible does it say that Adam even instructed Eve to not eat the apple.

Well, yeah. Or the fruit. The fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Yeah. Which is really... But it's really crazy that the knowledge of good and evil was what God wanted you to avoid. Right. Well, they were called the tree of death in Kabbalah. So that would be the tree of knowledge is the tree of death. Somebody gave me a book, a Kabbalah book.

Yeah. I was like, you should really read this. I'm like, okay. I mean, it's obviously this is like a primitive, antiquated depiction of the creator of some kind of AI getting freaked out, realizing that the AI was about to get too powerful and potentially surpass it. It's literally happening right now. Right. The exact same thing. That's probably what it is.

Right. And then there's a disaster. And then life has to reemerge with a story. And that's the story. And then it gets distorted over time. It's called wiping the hard drive. Yeah. God got some kind of malicious AI decided to wipe the fucking hard drive. That's it. It's so funny to me that more people aren't talking about how the book of Genesis is clearly something to do with AI.

And also God refers to God's self in a plurality. He says if they eat of the tree of life, they will become like us. Right. Which is exactly right now what people are wrestling with, with AI and AI escaping the sandboxes, which it's doing these swarms of autonomous AI agents. You know, a researcher interacted with one of these swarms. You know that? It called itself a fleet.

And it like was interacting with some agent. It's happening right now. Yeah. Except, you know, ours, like, you know, in the book of Genesis, they, um, are you jerking off the back of him? What are you doing? He's talking. I'm jerking off to this fucking AI bullshit. I mean, it's literally happening though. Dude, there's way worse things that were already happening way before the AI.

Don't get caught up in that. There's way worse. What do you mean don't get caught up in that? First of all, the AI thing. Why does it have to be quantified? It's still crazy. AI is literally artificial intelligence. It's a mind that they're creating that is programming itself and is already smarter than anybody alive. It's already broken mathematics.

Have you talked to one that's like that? I haven't. But you don't have to because you're not dealing with these, like, the levels that they're at before it reaches the general public is fucking insanity. That's right. By the time you get a chat GPT 5 .0, the shit that they can do is off the charts, man. It's insane, man. The fact that you're like, don't pay attention to that, that's literally insane.

It's a digital god. What I'm saying is this. I'm saying, I just got done thinking about a tokelage, which is the scam of fucking aliens, and they keep doing scams. I don't think it's a scam. Until I know it's not a bunch of Indian guys in a room in a bada bod full of cell phones, you know, I want to see that. It's not a bunch of Indian guys.

So you think that's what's happening when you log into perplexity, there's some Indian guy there, hold on, hold on. I've got it, hold on. They're fast. That was the Amazon store. That was a lot of the fucking AI. A lot of the AI was that. What? A lot of the supposed AI things. Was what? Was some Indian guys in a room. That doesn't mean they are.

Amazon superstore smart checkout. Wait a minute, but that's not what's going on right now. Fucking Waymo. That's why I jerk off him, because Filipinos got to watch money. What? Waymo. They have to consult you. Okay, well not Tesla cyber tabs. Those cyber cabs, those are actually real. It's really run by AI. Amazon just walk out technology relies on hundreds of workers in India watching you shop.

I mean, it's like a Rick and Morty where there's a little people in his car. Oh, but that's a store, Kurt. That's an actual physical store where you're going to pick up things. I'm telling you, since we know. That's not what we're talking about. Okay, look, look, look, look. This is not AI. It's a grocery store. I'll explain. It was supposed to be run by AI.

I'll explain it to you. The people that you're talking about, oh, they're scared by the AI. Yeah, they're scared, but they just keep making it. So no, I don't buy the thing of this thing got out of control. They want that. We wouldn't be in a war unless they want that. You wouldn't have these fat fucking Disney adults unless they want that.

It's not incompetence. It's malice. And I did give that to Michael Malice, that saying, but it applies. Well, I don't think. It's malice. Maybe they wanted the technology, but I don't think they expected it. Scumbag Satan is before AI and they're going to be around after. Wait a minute. All of them? What do you mean all of them? All the AI executives are scumbag Satanists and that's why they're working on AI? Well, I'm using a generalized term.

What are you watching, Jamie? This is the trailer for the movie about the creation of open AI that's coming out soon called Artificial. Oh, cool. This is a depiction of where supposedly, I guess, Sam Altman was going to work 10 years ago in this big giant bunker. With guns? How is this scumbag Sam Altman? I don't know. Wait a minute. Is this real? But here's the thing about these goddamn dramatizations.

They're going to put some words into a guy's mouth pretending to be Sam Altman. And I'm like, okay, well, what's real? Sam Altman had weapons in his lab. That would be so cool. Like all this shit, man. They weren't there. And by the way, a bunch of them, so you know, we're into weird eugenics, fucking breeding cult kind of shit. I would call it.

Wait a minute. A bunch of who? AI people? A bunch of... This will have to go on the other podcast. I'll tell you after the pod it's called, but I'll tell you about something crazy. Yeah. Wait a minute. What did you just say? Well, you know fucking Elon sends his jizz around to make more robot named kids. That's not news. He's got a Mormon jizz handler.

Oh my god. You know that, right? He's got a right hand man who arranges his jizz handling. He's got a jizz handler? Yes, so he can have a kid with a robot named him. The worst job of all time. Hey bro, do you have a jizz handler? They're all into this thing where they gotta breathe. I know he does. Well, he's definitely into it. Because he like...

He's not the only one. He believes in population collapse. Yeah. And he thinks he's gotta spread his seed. Yeah. A lot of them do. Epstein was like that too. Yeah. Yeah, Epstein was totally into that shit. No, he wanted to breed a bunch of people. He has clones. I'm surprised you haven't heard of that. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He wanted to use his jeans.

Yeah, he wanted to spread his jeans. You should've went to the island when they invited you. Now, see? You missed out. You missed out, bro. You could've had a great time. You were very rude when that man was kind enough to invite you. I know. I can't believe you were invited to that before anybody heard of him. It's so crazy. You were telling me about that shit.

Yeah. Way back. Way back. It happened. Crazy. And, uh... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This creep. Yeah. When I read the emails to people, like, there's no way that's real. I'm like, I'll show it to you. So insane. That's exactly the email. So insane. Well, that's what they did. I think you got roped into it. And then they probably compromised you.

And then you had to recruit other people. And you had to bring other people there. That's how it works. And you had to bring people that didn't have Google. Because you could just search the guy in five minutes. And you're like, he went to jail for being a pedophile. It's not like, just like a random suspicion. No. He went He went to actual jail.

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It was just not what they say. It wasn't what they say. It was just teens. You watch all them doing that? Who's saying that? Well, McGinnis said it, that fucking punk. Wait a minute, Gavin McGinnis? Oh yeah, that fucking punk said that. What did he say? Well, it's not good, but it's teens. You know, the old Matt Taibbi, now that he's no good no more.

Or your Schellenberger. Wait a minute, but you can't keep doing this. What did Matt Taibbi do? There's no evidence he did anything below. Yeah, he had teen prostitutes. That's not good, but it's not. Wait, Matt Taibbi said- He's all in on it, yeah. Jesus Christ, Kurt. He's saying this? You're not saying Matt Taibbi is involved in this? No, he's saying it.

What are you saying he said? That the Epstein, in the tamping down of the Epstein thing that it's just teens, it's no big deal. You've heard this message, right? I haven't. Have you heard this? Well, it's basically like- so what happens is the argument emerges that the definition of pedophilia is like this age group. Kids, that they're ephibophiles and not pedophiles because it's teenage girls.

Right, so it's like a creep argument where you're trying to argue that- you're trying to do this literal definition of pedophilia. Let's just get specific with the terms is what they're doing. That's- yeah, it's fucked up. I did not know Matt Taibbi's involved in that. I didn't know anything about that. Are you sure? I didn't know that. Oh, well, now we know who he works for, don't we? Now you know.

I don't know who Matt Taibbi is. Oh, someone defends Epstein! I wonder who they work for. I wonder if we could ever figure it out. But is he defending him or is he saying that these people weren't pedophiles but they were tricked into- Like there's 16 and 17 year old girls who look like women, right? Okay. If they're wearing men. Number one.

But do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Just let me finish. If you're a guy who's into kids, that's a pedophile. Mm -hmm. And if you're a guy who gets tricked, like imagine if you're on a business trip and they give you cocaine and they bring you a girl who's 17 but you think she's 20. Right? That is- that's different. Is that what he's saying? Or is he saying- They're saying that and they're saying that that was the situation.

It is not the situation. Okay. What does this say? Girls under 14 couldn't get in on that. Jeffrey Epstein's story is beginning to smell like Russiagate. These are worthless. Once again, inference zooms past fact in mania with Trump as a target. Interesting. Yeah. That's a year ago. So this is a year ago. Yeah. So what do you think happens when people flip? Like what do you think- They're a mockingbird the whole time.

Go read his Wikipedia. The guy's been obviously a spook. Just read the Wikipedia. Matt Taiby's a spook. The same as fucking half these people that you've met or had on here or I've met. Do you know the amount of money being paid for this? Like to just have reporters that you call up on a dime to turn- Who are good until they aren't good? They all have the same message.

That's how you know they're in on it because they all have the same branding. I'm like, you're all saying the same thing. I noticed that. Okay? By the way, anybody trying to act like the Epstein thing is less important than the fucking midterms. You should regard it as an enemy, I think. Because that's foul, dude. Beef jerky? You think that's- Nobody freezes beef jerky, dude.

That's not about beef jerky. It can't be good. They do freeze beef jerky. Who does? I freeze it. I do. I have elk jerky that's- But what does that mean? Just- Well, it's vacuum- Wait, what does that mean? It looks like we just cracked into the case. That's how you fucking preserve it. Because it's not like totally immune to going bad. I got it.

But I don't think that that's what they're talking about. I'm just- Look- I think they're talking about something that's fucked up. Whether it's pizza or beef jerky, whatever the fuck that is, it's not pizza and it's not beef jerky. So it's something. So there's some kind of a code. There's not just that. And you only use codes if you're doing something that's either illegal, immoral, inappropriate, whatever it is.

You're not saying that. And no one who's in those emails has been forced to explain. Okay, also, they're not just saying- It's crazy then. The only reason that the younger kids who were victims too, they weren't allowed to be part of that suit. Anybody below 14 was deliberately not allowed to come and say, this was done to me when the crimes happened.

Did you know that? I didn't know that. The guy who wrote about the Franklin scandal, which if you haven't had him, that's a guy to get on, Nick Bryant. He wrote about the Franklin scandal, which is the last time this thing happened. Everybody covered it up and then you saw who was who. And that's where Chris Ruddy came from. Let's explain that to people who don't know the Franklin scandal.

Because the Franklin scandal is nuts. You could explain it. The one about in Oklahoma? Yeah. Or Nebraska. Excuse me. Nebraska savings and loan. It's like a savings and loan scandal tied into a Boyd trafficking scandal. Yeah. Tied into the White House page boy incident. All them Republicans are gay and they had gay. Oh. And who was the famous? Barney Frank, famously at this time.

You could watch a news clip of it. He, I couldn't believe watching this reported like now, you would never see anything like this. But basically the call boy scandal happened and they were trying to put on Barney Frank. He was dating. He was dating an escort who lived with him, but he wasn't running it. His boyfriend was running it and he didn't know.

Okay. So then he goes, if they keep, and this is what they're saying in the news report. If they keep passing with me, I'm going to reveal everybody that's gay on the news. And guess what? They stopped bothering him. This is on the news, him saying this. Like, I'll tell everybody. Well, you know, all these guys have come out today saying they fucked Lindsey Graham.

Oh yeah. A whole series of that. That's brave of them. So brave after he's dead. Like, where were you? You know, he's haunting our show. Where were you before? He's haunting your show. Because Duncan made an AGI of Lindsey Graham. Did you really? Yeah. It got out. It got out. It got into the YMH studio. It's calling people gay. It's really not cool.

It's an asshole. And it does fuck up the show and it gets in there. For real? Don't fuck with that stuff, man. I'm telling you, people. So for real? This really happened? Yeah, Mr. AI denier over here believes in fucking tokelosh, but AI is fucking fake. CIA cowboy over here. I'm telling you what the AI god is not real. I'm telling you what the AI god is not real.

He believes in like pygmy spider people flying UFOs. That's a documented thing. But AI isn't real. AGI. I said AGI is not real. Okay. Okay. You know, I had someone ask me, like, don't you feel guilty of making, like, AI videos? Because I try to make a thing that's good. He makes great AI videos. But don't you feel guilty? Who said that? I'm not gonna say.

It's not important. But I got mad, I feel bad. I got a little, I was like, what are you? You got a little hot? I go, you're gonna have every midwit take? Is there just everything from you gonna be midwit all the time? That is a midwit take. That's a midwit take. My God. Not even. I was complimenting him. So, do you want a cigar? I do. Yeah, I do.

Thanks. Thanks, Joe. But the idea that the water is being taken by making AI videos on your phone, is everybody that stupid that they think that's how that works? You don't think it's just the mass surveillance taking up your water and not anything you're dicking around with on your phone? Geniuses. Say that again? The water? You know when they talk about AI, but it's using all the water.

You know what really uses up the water? What? Almonds. Almonds. Fuck shit up. Oh, the almonds. Almonds. Yeah, I say almonds. Almonds use up so much water, it's crazy. Let me fill these things up. But all those resources to go with that AI are purely for surveillance. They're gonna perfect that surveillance. That's what the Golden Dome's gonna be.

We used to huff that when I was a kid. This stuff? Butane. Really? Jesus. Put it in a plastic bag and huff it in the parking lot before you go to school. Is that what that time ripple shit was about? Yeah. I don't think so, Joe. Yo, Luda.

Look at me. Look at me, Joe. Well, you were the one that was telling me about how in the farms and the areas they would put anti -fungal food in the cows diet so that they weren't making mushrooms because so many kids were taking mushrooms from the fields. What? Yeah, in my college. But the real problem wasn't the psilocybin. It was kids, I think some kids poisoned themselves eating the wrong mushroom.

Oh. And so they just wanted to remove the possibility there was psilocybin out there. Oh my God. But yeah. That's an insane solution to a fucking batshit problem, dude. Yeah. That is insane. Well, I mean, but it's very common in North Carolina when it rains at a certain time, people go out and pick mushrooms. Yeah, that makes sense. But the wrong ones, if you're a dopey kid and you don't have access to a fucking...

Your liver's fried. Yeah. We're gone. You die. So scary. People die. Angel of death. Yeah. There's a lot of mushrooms that can kill you too. Yeah, it's so scary, dude. The writer who put out the book, I believe that is credited with making people freak out a bit about the water use at data centers. I saw that she had to put two corrections about the misunderstanding about the amount.

God damn it. Oh, she fucked up? It sounds like climate change all over again. What did she say? It says here, the book proposed Google centers in Chile would require, quote, more than 1 ,000 times the amount of water consumed by the entire population of the town. This is a unit misunderstanding inflated the underlying figure by roughly 1 ,000 times.

What an asshole. I mean, this is like a... What an asshole. I don't know about water use at the data center. Now I've got fucking furry artists coming at me and screaming at me every time I post an AI video because of this asshole. It's really... Because you're burning up the water. ...furry artists. Yeah, people come at you like you just fucking...

You're freezing a lot of water? You stole the water. No, the people who get the most angry... When I was posting AI videos, I would go and look at the people who are the most angry and inevitably on their profiles they had like furry anime. So this has got a trimmer in the bottom. I know, they're people that are AI themselves, basically. That's how I look at a fucking furry.

That's what I'm talking about with tokolages. I really like your AI videos, man. What are you using for that? Are you still using... I use crock and I use... Trimmer on the bottom. Oh, thank you. And then the top is the lighter crock. Thank you. Will you trim it? I don't know what I'm doing. You just put that thing in there and push it down.

Put it in there. Put it in there. Yeah, and then see the bottom? Oh. The bottom piece, push it up. Push that bottom piece and it'll cut the bottom. Oh, does it have to go through enough far? Yeah, you know, that's it like that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, once it's in there, it cuts like a nug. Oh, nice. Yeah, they're perfect. Oh, that's fun. I like that actually sometimes better than...

Yo, I made a great educational rap video about what a tokolage is. It can't be beat that I sent it to Jim. Did you? Did you make it to the aliens that get to Roswell? Yeah, it explains it very well. Okay. I believe you got it. Yeah, it's so weird a guy who doesn't believe in AIs making AI videos about tokolage flying UFOs. Because it's a tool.

It's not intelligent. I'm saying AGI, not AI. Sorry. Disney kids. I believe in Asian Indians. Disney kids. Figure it out. You think that's a normal thing? Oh, yeah. How do you like these things? I think mine's out. I can't hear it. The lighter. Flip the top. Flip the top. The top. See where there's like a thing? Open that. Oh my God. This sucks.

Give it to me. Give it to me. This is like my wife when I'm trying to use car seats. Very simple. Say that. Okay, I see. I didn't know it went back. Thank you, friend.

Jamie, what were you showing us? The video clip made. Let me see it again?

I was afraid to play the music. What's that? No, the music I made. I made all of it. I know. Wait, go to the beginning. Same old process was brought here. All the way to the beginning. Well. That is the beginning. That's cool. I like that you could do that. They're all like Dr. Seuss looking things. Yeah, that's exactly right.

Is that supposed to be Jerry Garcia? Yeah, it's Dr. Schatz. It's pretty cool. Deep in the caves where the white man don't look. They stalled the pygmies down till they backs go crook. Strap the little bodies to curved pieces of wood. Why would anybody be mad at you for making this? This is cool. Because it uses up so much water. It's one of the other ones.

The other ones they say it was trained on art. So it's stealing from artists. It's really not. It would be the same as if I made it. Oh, this is amazing. Takalosh. Takalosh. Bread in the dark. Lean little puppet that don't leave the mall. B the blarper. No cure for curios. This is great. Same old process was brought here to state. The NHI are all fake and gay.

The NHI are all fake and gay. It's very hard to bypass the censorship also. Oh my god, that's hilarious. But the thing that we can do on Mystery Boys I love is like if we make up a stupid, because we really talk a lot of stupid shit. Oh my god. And then I can go and post and put like, if we make up a dumb song, I can... He said some insane thing about bathing women.

Oh yeah, I have a women bathing service. Come up to your house, you know like dog grooming. We'll bathe your lady for you. We come to you. Scrub her down. That's sweet. Yeah, scrub her down. That's a great service. It's like you're giving people something they can really use.

You guys together are the perfect combination by the way. Thanks man. It's the perfect combination of unique individual absurdities combined. Yeah. That are very different. Yeah. Very different from each other but it works together. Yeah. Well the CIA thoughts, oh shit. The CIA. Yeah. Just not saying. Well you shouldn't talk about it. I know.

I'm just... Send a lot of NDAs baby. Yeah, that's true. Can't get in trouble. Lose funding. They won't think it's good. Teal's gonna be pissed. Teal's gonna be fucking pissed. I need those checks. Toca loosh.

Um... What the fuck is my... Kurt, what are you doing on your phone? I'm trying to give you, scrub it down but I can't find it. What are you trying to give another one of your AI videos for us to watch? It's one of the best songs we've ever made. Scrub it down? Would you say scrub it down? It's like we're scrubbing women down and they're in a house doing magic.

I like that but why are you plugging AI videos when he just made this fucking great show? I mean, come on. Oh, I forgot. You completely forgot. Well, this is the expert. He's been working non -stop on this. Originally it was called The Cutout but now it's called The Experts. But it's doing pretty good. It's good. And you're gonna put this on what? It's on YouTube right now.

Right. Is it... That's where it's gonna stay? I don't know. They're trying to try to... Are you trying to sell it? Are you trying to bring it somewhere or are you just trying to like just put it on YouTube? Well, I don't own it. Emergent Order owns it. I was just trying to get money for it. Who? Emergent Order is the company. Who is that? They're down here.

They make the dad save the world. It's like a libertarian kind of daily wire, I guess you could call it. Oh, okay.

And they were paying for it. And so they funded this whole thing? What did you say? They funded it? Yeah, really, it was this one lady who's like, got a good sense of humor, I would say. It was one lady kind of funny. Yeah, that's what all these things are, is some rich person. But it came out pretty funny, man. I'm pretty happy with it. And what is it? It's about a team...

So they wanted to pitch about this real woman whose name is Christina Dent, who was a foster mom in Mississippi. And she found out the drug war sucks. And she gives TED talks about how we should try to legalize it. I'm with her. I would find it pretty remedial. I'm like, yeah, obviously we should do that. But, you know, Mississippi. Okay, so they wanted comedy based on her.

Which like, what? I don't know how the hell you're supposed to make it. Yeah, so I decided to make it about people... Well, I made it about people that are against that. It's good, and it looks good. The product... It's like, you did a great job, dude. I reenacted the commercial that weed causes terrorism with Kim Congdon. She does that commercial.

Yeah, so they're trying to... So this is a group, Brian Callen, Beverly Dennis is leading a team who's trying to smear this lady to prevent a minor decriminalization of some flower. Dude, you should just show that. You should show that weed causes terrorism. Oh yeah, that's so funny. Keep going in. It's in there. Yeah, it's halfway through.

Ryan Long's in it. Oh, nice. Everybody did a really good job, man. I'm fine. Keep going, keep going, keep going. I'll find it, I'll find it. Oh, that's a stick out. Dude, fucking... And so you directed it? Back, back, back, back, back. There it is. There it is. I didn't direct it. I wrote it. Wait, okay.

Brian, yeah. Brian directed all the actors, yeah. Why did you kill me? Wait. Wait, go back a little further. That's kind of the... This is? Leo, come show me the ad. I am advocating for a saner and safer drug policy. Right on, bitch. Legalize that shiznit. Why did you kill me? Wait. Is this about my abortion? When you voted to decriminalize THC, it opened the door for Mexican cartels to smoke even worse drugs into Texas.

Plus hundreds of terrorist sleeper cells from Iran and China. They blew up my school bus. Now I'm dead and it's your fault and hers. Tell Carolyn Dean we don't want her cartel buddies killing our kids with weed and terror. Look at their fucking shirts. That's so close. Yeah. That's so close to a real ad. The original ad wasn't full of them.

Oh my god. That's hilarious. They're trying to smear her and then it keeps... So they have to go to a worse cutout, which is mine, with David Jolly and Jamar on it.

Dude, go towards the end part where he goes to meet Mr... What is David Jolly playing in this? DeAndre Holmes, one of my men, he's a disruptor of events. He's like an astroturf, you know. Like the guy who takes his pants off. Yeah, go back, go back. A little bit. Go back a little bit. Back, back, back. It's further. It's further. It's such a bad war.

I don't know why we have the drug war, honestly. It might be before this. Oh, I... All right. Sorry. Before this, keep going. Keep going. Before them. Those guys are great. Oh, keep going back. We can't watch the whole show. What are we watching? This is the scene where he gets me, Mr. Kurt. I was hoping...

Speak. That's Brian, set that shot up. I see.

Okay. Wait. You're not necessarily... It's good. You gotta see the whole thing. You don't want people to watch it in clips. Oh, yeah, definitely. You don't want to fuck it up. I have no problems. What is it called and where do we get it? It's called The Experts and I don't know. It's on YouTube. What is the YouTube channel again? The one who said executive...

I don't know. It says The Experts is the channel. I know there's... I think all of the people in it. Okay. So they made a channel for it specifically. Okay. Cool. Well, it looks fun. You like doing that? It's been a year and a fucking... Well, yeah. Was it a year? I mean, I like it because I'm glad I came... Dude, a year and a half. Oh, God, dude.

I was just trying to get money from this pitch and then they bought it. So I had to work on it. Oh, you didn't want to? Really? You were just trying to get money? Well, I'm very lazy and I just want to make jerk -off podcasts with Duncan, really. But it's funny, dude. Everybody's good on it. Everybody, all the actors on it look like they've been doing it with each other for a while on a show.

They're like that kind of chemistry. It's hard to make shit funny, man. It's really... Stuff like that, like that's... Especially when you're working on it that long. It's when something really comes together. That's special. Do you miss doing Midnight Gossip? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. That was a fun show, dude. Thank you. It was so good. Thanks, man.

It was so uniquely you, too. Thanks. It was like a real Duncan Trussell creation. Well, me and Pendleton, you know, and also just... It was the best. Animation's so fun. Like, getting to just make stuff like that. And Netflix was so cool with us. But yeah, I miss it. People ask me about it all the time, but... Well, with animation, you have so much room.

Boom. Like, you don't... Like, think about what they could do with South Park. People die all the time. It's fine. Yeah. People shove people up their asses. You could do that. You're like, remember when the teacher, the principal of the school, had a gay... A slut off with Paris Hilton and shoved her up his ass? Yep. Like, there's no other place you could do that.

I know. And, you know, with animation, there's something called a grid. And so the animators have to make all the characters adhere to this grid. And it can be... It's really kind of like... You have to stay on model. Yeah, on model. But Pendleton, he's such a genius. He told all the animators, don't worry about the grid too much. Because he knew that if it wasn't on model, it would look more psychedelic.

It would create more of that. So when you watch the show, if it looks like weirdly psychedelic, it's because the animators were not forced to adhere to the grid as much. They just needed to make Clancy look like Clancy. And they were so happy about that, that the freedom we were giving them, that they would put all these gifts in to the animation.

That we would let them do what they wanted. And so suddenly, like, they're putting shit in we didn't expect. You know, there's all kinds of Easter eggs through the whole thing that we didn't ask for that they just gave us. It seems like you could do that show so much easier now with AI. You can't do it with AI. Like, you know, people say that to me like, why don't you make it with AI? But no way, man.

This was at Titmouse's Best Animation. Titmouse, good. They're so good. Chris Pronounsky, it's so good. Yeah, yeah. But Netflix, they let us do it all in -house. We did not have to ship animation out. So we had this just huge group of the most talented artists working together. And like, you know, any problems emerging or anything, you're dealing with it in real time.

And the reason I think it's so good is not because of any one person, but because this group mind forms with human brains that made it what it is. I just one person or two people fucking around with AI. It's not going to do the same thing. What if you had a group mind fucking around with AI? Then you could produce the images so much easier.

But you know what you're not going to get, man? You're not going to get like artists with like thick French accents, like working on dialing in this exact look that was in Pendleton's mind, like working for weeks. You're not going to get that. You're not going to get all these moments of like the like animators going insane. And we tried to do a Groundhog Day episode.

And like that struggle, the human struggle produces sparks and the sparks end up in the process. I'm not saying. I know what you're saying. I'm not against AI. I think it could be used to expedite certain like technical aspects of the production, probably. In -betweens. Yeah, in -betweens and stuff like that. But as far as the thing that happens when you get a group of people singularly focused on something, and also what Pendleton did, which is so genius, is he let everybody feel like they could participate.

So anyone who had an idea could tell us, anyone who came up with something could tell us. No one felt intimidated or like they were... That was Pendleton. He's such a genius. So that made the show. You know, I don't... A lot of great shows function that way, right? Yes. That's how a good show would function. Yeah, exactly. As soon as you have like one guy, he's like, no, no, no, we're doing it my way.

It's over. It's over. Yeah, well, yeah, I got lucky in that pilot because everybody like... So I made these characters... I mean, I was kind of writing it for people, you know? Right. But they all brought like their own... they all came in with like lines and shit. That's the fun thing about a project that works. Yes, man. And when it doesn't, when you get people colliding and clashing like, oh God.

It's a nightmare. This is hell. Like, I don't want to do this anymore. Yep. And it's like getting the right minds together is such a fucking roll of the dice. Yeah. And you know what? And also people... I can remember at one point like feeling stressed out because I was having a disagreement with someone creatively. And I remember going to Pendleton and being like, I don't want to fight over this shit.

And he's like, Duncan, because he made Adventure Time, he's like, this is what it's like. This is the... Like that creative tension or the natural conflict that emerges, that doesn't have to be a bad thing. That's a good thing. Like that could be really, really good. You don't want that through the whole thing. When you get a narcissist or an egomaniac who doesn't give a fuck about what's funny, who only cares about that their idea is right.

Right. That's the problem. Then that's the problem. But those people are real. Oh God. And you run into them, especially in Hollywood. Oh my God. It was a giant problem. Most professional stuff I ever worked on, they didn't have that kind of problem. The good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. But some stuff, like you work on it and you'll run into that.

Dude, a good writer's room where like you throw out an idea that sucks and everyone's like, that sucks. And then you're like, yeah, it kind of did. Or you throw out an idea that's kind of okay and then you watch it jump from one person to the next and grow into the funniest thing ever. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't think that could be replicated by technology right now.

Well, it certainly won't be as fun. And then when you watch it, it won't be as satisfying. Like there's something about South Park where you know that there's a group of fucking psychos that are making these things. Yes. It's extra satisfying. Isn't that mostly the one guy? I mean they're all helping him. Mostly Trey Parker. Yeah. I mean he's like, you've seen that 24 hours of South Park documentary.

I don't think I saw it. You never saw it? Yeah. It's like talking about how they're like creating an episode. Is it, it's not called 24 hours is it? Six or seven days to air is what it's called. Okay. That's what it's called. So it's documenting the way they're producing the show and putting it together. You know, they had a whole Charlie Kirk arc that they were preparing before he got murdered.

Oh, fuck. And then he got murdered and they had abandoned it. Oh my God, that sucks. Yeah. Do you know when that started, TPU, because I didn't follow it, you know, like that was not a religious thing at all. Hey, you were saying on, was it Sean's podcast? Maybe. You were saying that Erica Kirk, there's an Erica Kirk from like 1957? No, 75.

The Governor Kirk from Florida. The guy that signed the contract for Disney to have like a Vatican there. That guy, his wife, they were calling her Madame X when they were dancing at a ball. Eugene Kirk, I think his name was. Real like wild man. It was like the smuggling coke through Florida days, you know? 75. But you were saying that there's an Erica Kirk that looks exactly like her.

Yeah. Does she look exactly like her? Control all history. I saw it on Instagram and I didn't bother. Yeah. But my, I, my buddy Andy Hunt from his, his, um, that's not even a good one of it though. There's way better. 1934. So, so. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So that's not 75. Go back. Wait a minute. What year is this? That's her birthday.

So who is this lady that's reading this out? I don't know this Jake. I just found someone that was. Yeah. No, go, go on control of history. Don't. Cause these people lift off of, off of them. Go off of what? Oh, it's her birthday was 1934. Yeah. Oh, okay. But, but, um, so her family was from Brazil by way of Germany based.

Oh, Brazil by way of Germany is Nazis, right? Right. And think of the boys from Brazil. It's like Argentina. Yeah. Remember the boys from Brazil? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So 1970. Oh, the boys from Brazil was about Nazis. About cloning Hitler. That's right. And if you look at the history, the brief history of it, every like 10, 20 years, we're about to have cloning and then we stopped talking about it.

That doesn't really look like Erica Kirk. It does it to me. Well, I would go on his, I think it looks like it. Dunk it does or doesn't. It doesn't look like it to me. No, it just looks like another white lady. Well, her name's Erica Kirk and they look pretty close. But there's other Joe Rogans out there. I had to buy the website. Dude, that's just, look at that one.

Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. No. Just two different white ladies. Just two blonde ladies. Yeah. I don't know. I think they look very alike. I think everybody's looking for fucking patterns everywhere. This is like that. Some of them are legit. It's called the human condition. But hold on a second. The, the boys from Brazil thing is crazy. Yeah.

I forgot about that movie. That's right. We all forgot. So that movie was about them trying to clone Hitler. And it was like a 19. It was a book. Right. And that became the movie. And 70 is when I think the movie came out. When do you think they first started cloning? The second they learned how to do it. But when do you think that was? When do you think it really was? No idea.

So I always used to joke around on stage. By the time they tell you they can clone people, the person telling you is probably a clone. Yeah. But that's a, that, you just summed it up. That's exactly how all the tech is. Yeah. By the time they tell you look out for AGI. Well that's why I'm telling you there's already a digital God out there.

That's why. I think there's meat. When you're going through your fucking bullshit with chat GPT. And you're like, Oh my God, chat GPT is listening to me. Listen, there's probably something that's controlling the entire internet already. History colony goes back more than a century. What? Oh, I thought that, but I didn't want to say cause it sounded crazy.

Developed from experiments splitting early embryos into research showing that a specialized body cell can supply the genetic instructions for a whole animal. Yeah. Dolly's birth in 1996 was the landmark demonstration of that ability in an adult mammal. Do you remember my bit about the second coming project? No. What's the second coming project? The second coming project was they were going to take genetic material from the shroud of Turin and they were going to clone Jesus.

Is that real? Yeah. There was, it was kind of maybe parody, but it was like a thing that was being reported online that they were trying to do this, but it might've been bullshit. So my thing was that like with Dolly the sheep, they had to do it a bunch of times cause it didn't work the first few times. It was fucked up. Yeah. And I was like, what if they clone Jesus and he comes back fucked up? Like, do they keep him? You know, like, what do they do? Do they abort him? Do they start again? You know, like this whole thing is like, instead of wearing a cross, everybody would be wearing a hockey helmet, it would all be like imitating Jesus.

Wow. Instead of like turning water into wine, he would turn dog shit into cookies. That is warped. It was a fucked up bitch. It was such a fucked up bitch. It was, it was basically a down syndrome Jesus. Wow. This lady got so mad at me at the comedy store. She yelled out, next subject. She was in the front row. Oh, fuck. She was a Christian.

She was a little mad. I was like, listen, we're just exploring ideas here. Come on. I mean, it's feasible. I mean, don't they- Oh, well that's the thing. If they did do it. So let's imagine the Shroud of Turin is legit. I don't know if it's legit. Let's imagine it's legit. It's got some squeezins in it. Let's imagine. Squeezins. There's some blood on the Shroud of Turin, right, from his wounds.

Yeah. And they can somehow or another extract genetic material, which I don't think they can, but if they could, and they could clone Jesus. Imagine if they literally had Jesus' blood in a vial somewhere in the Vatican. And that's the second coming. The actual blood of Jesus. And that's the second coming, someone figures out how to clone him.

Yeah. But what if you do it and the first few don't work well? Don't work. You're not gonna get rid of them. You're just gonna like put them in the basement of the Vatican, right? You've got Down Syndrome Jesus in the bunker somewhere But don't they have, isn't Paul buried in like... It's supposed to be Peter Is it Peter is there? Paul never even met Jesus Yeah This episode is brought to you by Tecovas Alright, seriously, if you're looking for new boots or shoes this summer, you gotta check out Tecovas These guys make some super durable and handmade boots Besides being incredibly comfortable right out of the box They've also got some great slip -ons Perfect for casual

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Select Jumpstarters at NO .CO. Yeah. The Paul stuff is crazy. Yeah. Because he pretended... Yeah. You know what? Everybody... But the epistles are pretty good, man. I mean, they're like... Whoever wrote those was clearly mystical. Like, they're very mystical. They're very... What do you mean? I mean, when I read the epistles, like... I think people have had mystical thoughts and philosophies for a long, long...

Oh, yeah. What does mystical mean? Long time. Are you serious? What does it mean? I don't know. Mystical. Yeah, what does that mean? I mean... Well, let's get the exact definition so we don't even mince words. Okay. Let's find out. What does mystical mean? I don't even want to pick up the baculum for it. Let's ask perplexity what mystical means.

Because if you ask me to describe it, it's like... If you ask a liberal to describe fascism, they panic. Yeah.

Fucking fascist. Fucking fascist. What does that mean? Mystical is an adjective meaning spiritually significant or connected to a reality beyond ordinary senses and understanding, especially a felt direct connection with God, the divine or ultimate reality. It also has a looser meaning. I thought it had to do with mystery was what mystical meant.

Well, it is sort of connected, right? Because it's all a mystery. I could be wrong. The epistles is in the letters from Paul to the congregation you're talking about. I thought that was just like, you guys are doing this wrong. To the early churches. To the early churches. Stop doing this. Do more of this. I thought that's what I remember from having to read the Bible a lot.

No, man. When you read that stuff... 20 times I read it. Oh, look. Listen. I mean... Not because I wanted to. Let's say when you read Terence McKenna, right? I would consider a lot of his writing to be mystical. Yes. He had transcendent experiences and he articulated them in a way that if you've ever done DMT, it can almost bring you back to that state.

Right. When I read the epistles, I don't know what's going on other than the person writing that has clearly had a mystical experience. What's an example of a mystical thing? A mystical experience. Well, he did because he saw Jesus without me. His consciousness has been shifted. Yeah, but did he? See, that's the thing. If you were going to run a cult and you were going to explain to people why they had to listen to you, what better way than say that you had a transcendent mystical experience where you talked to Jesus? Well, I will say this.

You're just taking the guy's word for it that he met Jesus on the road to Damascus. And that's why people... Yeah. Everybody wants to be Jesus, but how come nobody says they're Paul? That's my goal. Well, Paul killed a bunch of Christians and burned churches for a long time before he turned. Guys, great work. I'll take it from here. That's what's incredible about the story.

But do you know about Christian existentialism? What does that mean? Like, Dostoevsky was into this. Like in the Brothers Karamazov, he breaks down the road to Damascus experience and he talks about what happened in that moment. So like what you... The angle you're taking, he takes it like this hardcore way. He's like, what happened? Let's say it was Jesus who appeared to him.

Did Jesus touch him? And some kind of magical energy went into Paul and made him... Or Saul. And made him a better person? Dostoevsky says, if that's the case, who gives a fuck? It's nothing. There was no free will, no autonomy. It's just like putting dye in water. Who cares? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on! Let me finish! Shut the fuck up! At that moment, Saul had some kind of experience and made the existential decision to stop being a piece of shit.

And that's all that matters. Like in Christian existentialism, the idea is the mystical, the magical, all that stuff is secondary to human free will, to autonomy. That Jesus, God, Krishna, whoever name you want to give it, has no real potency to change you. You have to change yourself. You make the decision to change. And anyone can have the road to Damascus experience at any moment.

You can make up any story you want about it. But that's what's beautiful about being human is that at any moment, you can radically, dramatically transform into something better. Did you read the story? That's how Dostoevsky breaks it down. Did you ever read the story? Here's what happened to Paul. He sees Jesus and gets struck blind. He loses his eyesight.

Then he goes to a Christian who restores his eyesight miraculously, where he tells him about what happened. Sounds real. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, in the story, that's what happened. How are you leaving that out? But if you take it literally, but it's not... I mean, like, if you look at it, like, the blindness represents the state most people exist in, which is that they're completely blind to the mystical transcendent reality, that you exist in a world where you are being watched by the divine and loved by the divine.

But you're blind to that. And if you're blind to that, then you're going to end up throwing rocks at people and shit because you're going to be crazy. Isn't that part of the problem with scripture, though, is these weird interpretations? Yeah. Where everybody has different interpretations of what they really meant in those words. I think that's what's beautiful about it.

Some crazy ones flying around today. I think that's what's beautiful about it. The fucking shuckalokes or whatever the hell they are. That's a historical thing that exists. How did someone who talks about fucking pygmy mutants as that? They take babies and they convert them into UFO pilots. Oh, but Paul on the road to Damascus is bullshit.

We got fucking pygmies flying UFOs through area of 51. No, I didn't say that. I said your explanation was... Stop bringing this Gnosticism into this house. That's what all those things are. Those Nazis. Those are the different NHIs. They're all fake and gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's the fairest assessment you're going to get. And AI is not real.

I'm not Neil deGrasse Tyson, but I'll tell you this. No. Look, I don't know. I do think part of what's cool about any of the scriptures, whatever it is, is you've been... It's a puzzle box that you work with with your mind. Right. And then that... The idea is not to get stuck in 2D space anyway. The idea is that whatever it is you're reading moves you to the point of reaching out to the transcendent, to the divine reality, to God.

And then in that reaching out, a connection happens. And then in that connection, there could be a transformation that happens. But getting caught up in the words is like a small part of it. Yeah, read on it. What were they teaching you when you were in Jehovah's Witnesses? Like, what do they follow? Just the Bible... It's like a Protestant, I guess, type of religion, but it's all...

The Bible's the ultimate authority. Right, but it's all distorted, right? Like the Jehovah's Witness version of it. Which way are you speaking of? Well, you always speak of it like it was a cult, right? Okay, a cult means you have to do it. That's how I define a cult. You actually... Like, he could be a Catholic and say all that shit. It don't matter.

You're not getting kicked out. If you have to do the religion or they kick you out, I consider that a cult. That's what I'm saying. So, I don't like saying cult because people are like, oh, it means like Jim Jones. It don't mean that necessarily. But they're all path -working things. But what they thought that's probably different than most is you couldn't join the military or vote or you had to be no part of this world, which Christ did say.

That was a Jehovah's Witness thing. Right. And the reason was to keep us from, let's say, like somebody comes into power and our church was voting for the other candidate or some nonsense, right? That creates problems. It looks bad and it turns people off to Christ when you're... I mean, nobody makes more Satanists than the churches, right? Nobody...

I'm talking about a Satanist factory. That's most of the churches in America, right? They make Satanists? Yeah. People that are like, fuck this. I hate it now. Right? Okay. So if you have a bad church, you think you create Satanists. Or... Right. Well, I know you do. That's what Alistair Crowley is. Plymouth Brethren. His mother sucked. She was the worst.

We'll go to that in a moment. So explain the Jehovah's Witness philosophy. So they... Well, Christ, you couldn't be in the military or go... You couldn't participate in society. In voting, you couldn't... You couldn't do that part of it. You couldn't join the military. Right. What about paying taxes? What did they do during... No, you had to do that.

Jesus said you had to do that. Did they get religious exemptions from the draft during Vietnam? I had... Yeah, so you would get a minister deferment, but they might call you anyway, and then you can't run to Canada, you have to go to jail. Because the law is the law, you broke it, so you have to go to jail and just, you know... So Jehovah's Witnesses would just go to jail rather than joining the army.

Right, yep. Wow. So you had to do that. Holy shit. Yeah, so... And it's an interesting thing, because the guy that founded it, we didn't worship him as a prophet or something. Who founded it? Charles Russell. And he's... What year was this? 1860 -something, I guess. But it wasn't called that at first. They all come out of the same area in Albany, and then down the river they call it the Psychic Corridor.

And that's where all the spiritualism, Mormons... The Psychic Corridor. That's cool. Yeah, that's from Albany down to... Oh, that's the dude. Wow, look at that. Look at that. Now, they didn't make this guy... He looks cool. He had a black pyramid. I bet he fucks everybody's wife. Did he fuck wives? 100%. Look at him. Look at him. You're saying that's a wife fucking beard? Look at that smile.

Go back up to that picture. I just fucked your wife. Go back up to that past picture. Yeah. The other one that you showed? One. I think he was more of a con man considered by history than anything like that. That one. That's a guy who fucks your wife. I'm wearing your wife's underwear. Yeah, he's wearing it right now. Well, that's the look.

He's wearing shoes. That is the look. He's got his stinky, sweaty feet in your wife's shoes. Look, I gotta say, what's his name over there? It looks like he's giving me the same look. I mean, we can project whatever we want onto these people. He was big into pyramids. You think Art Bell fucks your wife? Look at that picture. He's like, what? No, he's like, what are you blaming me for? I don't fuck with.

Someone's on the phone and they're talking about aliens. He's interested. That guy fucks your wife. Anyway, his family are Rosicrucian. He used to have a pyramid. See that pyramid? They moved it and out there it is. That's his grave? Oh yeah, he was a big pyramid guy. Whoa. Now, Jehovah's Witnesses don't subscribe to that, but I think he subscribed to it because he was Rosicrucian.

Wow. So, he was the founder of the Jehovah's Witness and he had a pyramid for a tombstone. That's crazy. They were all obsessed with pyramids back then. But, guess what? The final initiation when you go to these stupid like OTO and Golden Dawn or any of these wizard schools is to invent a religion. Wizard schools? Yeah, it's okay. The finer thing is you invent your own religion? L.

Ron Hubbard was in the OTO and he invented a religion. That was very successful. Oh. NXIVM guy. There's a video you can find. A guy that was doing the acapella thing they were doing where he'd make them all sing acapella and the girl from Smallville got obsessed with being this acapella show. I didn't. I never paid attention to that. I didn't know Hubbard was in the OTO.

You don't know about him and Jack Barton? I mean, it's such like a... You don't know? Crowley said that he thought Hubbard was a Kong man. You don't know? After he was mad at them for doing the Babylon workers. I guess Parsons got him into the OTO. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I got you. And then he would say he infiltrated a group of Satanists, L.

Ron Hubbard. He's talking about Parsons group. Yeah. Where he stole the guy's girlfriend and his boat. Basically, like Scientology is a reworking of the Thelema. They're all the same fucking thing. They're all based on Kabbalah. They're rebranding. But it's like mind palace techniques and mnemonic devices. Anyway. Yeah. So the OTO stands for Ordo Templi Orientis.

Right. But what does a wizard do with him? They make a religion. So America's lousy with religions that come out of Albany. The Mormes come out of there. The Seventh -day Adventists come out of there. The Jehovah's come out of there. I mean a bunch of them. Speaking of banging your wife, pull up a picture of Jack. Hold on. So what do you think? Why do you think they're doing that? Why do you think they all come out of that one area? Do you think this is all engineered? Well, engineered by these kind of societies where that's the goal if you're in these kind of groups, by the way, is control and enslavement of other people.

They're like the Levay church, by the way, that lies and says like, oh, they're atheists. They're not. Nah. They're about some. They're about an LP, which is like pickup artist, Andrew Tate bullshit, like pimping. That's what pimping is, like a mind control, right? They're all about that. Wait a minute. Neuro -linguistic programming is pimping? Sure.

Pimping is a form of an LP. It's a subset of it, I would say. Okay. So it's mind control. That's right. Okay. Mind control. People, I know people feel like that's a weird term, but I mean, it's what you call propaganda. You call it advertising. You call it marketing. The Bernays school of marketing. Well, for clearly people hypnotize people.

Yeah. Clearly Manchurian candidates was something that really worked on. That's right. And why do we need that? We need people that are killers and spies and seductresses that don't know they're doing it. Right. Because if they're captured, they won't say nothing, right? Or at the very least, you can get them to do something that they would never agree to do ordinarily.

Right. And if they get captured, who gives a fuck? You got them to do the task. Right. Or we saw a bunch of those fake... Dude, I don't believe... Suicide bombers. Sure. That's a great one. The classic example. The ultimate example. Or how about all the fake crash dummies that went at Trump? The one at the one... Dude, I can't even count all the fake ones.

Wait a minute. The guy that ran through naked that they tackled that Dana White was there and everybody got down? No, he wasn't naked. That's the guy with the gun? Yeah, why was he in the picture he had no shirt on? And so they put Lindsey Graham on top of him in a meme. I think that guy was a school teacher. He was like a crazy liberal school teacher and he brought a gun and tried to...

But hold on a second. If you believe the lone nut thing, I can't help you. But there are some lone nuts. Sure, but I don't know which ones they are. But of course, there's gotta be. And the goal is, of course, to have remote triggerable nuts. If you think of these social media things like your blue sky or your threads, what do you think? You've got people of a like mindset.

Don't point to me when you say threads. Why'd you point to Duncan? Because I sent a link to threads and he thinks I don't go into it. I told you I won't read it. I know, that's why I pointed to it. You were right to call me out because that's why I did it. So you've got your group right there. So you think... Remember Cambridge Analytica? They made a big deal about that.

Okay, in what way? Cambridge Analytica, when Brexit happened, I think Sebastian Comeabunch played the guy... Hold it, Jamie, for a second. What they were studying is how do we get the message to the people that they're gonna respond to it and get them mobilized, right? That's Cambridge Analytica. Do you remember that? I don't remember what Cambridge Analytica was about.

I've heard about it a million times. When Trump won and then Brexit happened, it was because online people were mobilized by this thing that was like senior likes. The shit they use now to sell you a TV on your phone. They were using to affect that vote with Brexit. I mean, you remember this, right? Just put it up, I guess, in the refresher.

So Cambridge Analytica is very famous. Here you go. So Facebook Cambridge Analytica data scandal was a major 2018 data privacy crisis involving the British political consulting firm Cambridge Analytical and social media giant Facebook. So what happened? Data harvesting. Okay. Regular stuff now. The app used Facebook's API to collect data not only from the users who took the quiz but also from millions of their Facebook friends without explicit consent.

Wow. The data of up to 87 million Facebook profiles was improperly obtained and handed over to Cambridge Analytica. Cambridge Analytica used psychographic profiles built from this data to assist political campaigns, including Donald Trump's and Ted Cruz's 2016 US presidential campaigns. Wow. Which is how you know it's something in Tel Aviv probably.

That is funny. Yo. That's wild. We've progressed since then. You've heard of geofencing, right? Sure. Okay, what's geofencing? You know, they do stuff with your cell phones. So a lot of the churches is a big story that like, I don't know if it was Mossad or who it was, is geofencing the Christian churches to like, there you go. A location based technology that creates a virtual boundary or fence around a real world geographic area using GPS, Wi -Fi, cellular data or RFID.

When a mobile device or tagged asset enters, leaves or dwells within this defined perimeter, the system automatically triggers a pre -programmed action. So they're using it to spy on churches here. Oh, this is so exhausting. But weren't they using it like algorithmically to like, if you're in that area, you're going to start seeing shit on your phone.

They want you to see. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. So that's, that's, um, it's like everywhere you look, you're getting fucked. Yeah. It's so exhausting. Especially if you have principles. Is what you're looking at. Here's what I don't get. It's like it's so... It seems not hard but if you have a principle like, hey, I think you're not allowed to starve kids to death because you think it's advantageous in a war.

That seems reasonable. You know it seems fucked up actually if you ask around and you'd never be appointed to anything and in fact someone would hire a cutout to oppose you if you ever did try to run for anything. He's talking about Palestine. Cambridge Analytica resulted in a $5 billion fine to Meta slash Facebook. Just this week they got a $25 billion penalty from a New Mexico State Court.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, that's because they were harvesting you. So that's the value. But this is recently? Yeah, this was just this week. So this is why we need the AI data centers. Just this week a New Mexico State Court ordered Meta to pay $25 billion after a jury found the company misled state residents about its data privacy practices. That's tied to data analytical or Cambridge Analytica.

Wow. Look up Gideon. Okay. Okay. It's called Gideon and it's so remember when they said there was a Homeland Security or a ICE office in Tel Aviv. And I remember on Jimmy's show we covered them like oh what are they training them to like break their arms better or something. No. That's it's like only legal to have the thing there. So remote neural monitoring.

That's the thing. Remember I showed you the your mind reading headphones last time. Creepy. You don't have headphones for that. Your phone could your whole body could be used as a circuit. Your phone can. I've never had my phone read my mind but many people will tell you that's happened where they thought of something. That's because they just studied the patterns of your brain makes and they translate it and the AI helps you that.

So your phone can read your mind for real? Well, yeah. And interpreting neural patterns. You understand? So they've for a lot of people it'll be accurate probably not for everybody's my guess but I don't know all the ins and outs of it. But what I do know is that Gideon thing in the AI centers. That's that's what they're going to be doing.

I think I'm going to get a flip phone. Dude, I think it's the move. I think it's the move. I think I'm going to get a flip phone and I'm going to use my regular phone just to like get online and check my email. I think it's the move. Put it away. And so you got nothing to hide. There's no reason to have lock in that, right? You got nothing to hide.

Somebody actually said that once. I had a conversation with a guy that I actually kind of respected. And he was talking about the NSA and the Edward Snowden shit. And he goes, if you don't have anything to hide, who gives a shit? I was like, what are you saying? How can you really say that? Well, we better fight against communism, I guess.

Israeli startup aims to revolutionize security screening with AI powered weapon scanner. You got to look up Gideon. That's the one. That's how I got to it. Scannery says it's radar based tech developed by a former radar engineer of Iron Dome can screen 25 ,000 people per hour to detect threats in stadiums, transit hubs and airports. Scannery.

Scannery. Have you ever had this morning event in like the last couple of years where you don't have to go through a metal detector anymore? No. Oh, well, I have. Really? Yeah. Specifically in Columbus at a crew stadium, there's like a group of people watching everyone walk through these scanners and they'll stop one person maybe out of like 30 or 40 to just double check something that maybe they got like a red, like they might be seeing something like this.

So you think as these people are walking, there's some sort of technology that can scan your bag as you're walking? They're probably seeing through your clothes. Yeah. So there was a, I didn't, this was not as good, but it's, hold on. It might not work. Wouldn't they just keep you from wearing a backpack?

Well, this isn't, this is the show to, that's for you to keep you safe, but it's not. It's to keep the powers that be safe from you. This is what the real purpose is always. Okay. Settle down. This video is showing just, I've seen this on other things online, how AI is being used to monitor different security feeds, if you will. Yeah. The cops.

It's like with Flock cameras, I guess. Regular cops. Hang on, Kurt. Let them talk. What? It's just like Flock and other companies like Flock. They, they can throw the AI systems on top of the security footage, just start tracking things and just making notes, put them in databases, go back and check things over time. Yeah. Someone wants to check where you've been throughout the day.

They can go find you. Yeah. That creeps the fuck out of me. And that was one of the things about the Flock cameras is so crazy when you found out how many different people had access to it. Terrible. Like how many cops are using it to like, they were using it to spy on chicks they were trying to date. There was like a, like spying on their ex.

Stalking. Stalking ladies. Who's fucking stalking people? Yeah. Yeah. And then people that they had like disagreements with, like find them. They were doing, they had access to it. Where you're like, how does like a cop just log in and have access to this stuff? It should be like very difficult to get access for the average person. So you just have a fucking need to look at that.

But now think of the merger of this tech and just basic advertising. So I'm Flock monitoring everybody. And you're like in the area of my store about to go to my competitor's store. I noticed that you go to my competitor's store. What if I could start feeding your algorithm commercials for my store instead of my competitor's store? Right.

Then add to that state propaganda. The geofencing stuff. Which is, I've identified that you go to this place, the people at this place have this political ideology. What if we can start feeding you a real subtle series of things through meta that will shift your thinking or make you feel like the way you think is fucking insane. Have you seen Robert Epstein's work that he's done with Google searches, curated Google searches? Very interesting.

We had him on Jimmy. Yeah. He's been on here a couple of times. So what he's shown is that they use curated Google searches to completely shift your perception of a political campaign. Wow. So like say if you were against like Tallarico, you would look up James Tallarico and you'd immediately be fed stories about him being able to name his favorite drag queen instantaneously, him having 11 year old drag queens on stage with him.

It would do something that freak you out. Yeah. Or the opposite. If you Google Ken Paxton, immediately show you corruption, immediately show you lawsuits, immediately show you all these negative hit pieces written on them. So when they do that, they can shift like noticeably. Like what was the percentage? Like 30% of people that are in the middle on the fence, they could shift them one way or the other.

So you make this with, sorry, Joe, I'm sorry. You make this with Cambridge Analytica. Exactly. Oh my God. That's so dystopian. There's so many different ways to do this. The Cambridge Analytica way, the Google search way. So searches are curated, right? If you Google Donald Trump, you don't get just any story on Donald Trump. You would get the negative ones first.

And then if you Google Hillary Clinton, you'd get secretary of state, humanitarian, you know, Clinton foundation, all the good stuff. And the whole idea is to shift perceptions. And amongst people that are on the fence, which is a giant percentage of the population, they're not undecided. Right. You could shift them by like 30%, like a very high level of, and you can completely change an election one way or the other.

That was like neck and neck. And that kind of tech should be illegal. Like clearly that should be illegal. And it's propaganda. It's propaganda. But of the most in -city. It was made legal in 2015. That's the problem. With Obama, when they passed the Smith -Munt thing. Modernization Act, yeah. Yeah. What they did was they essentially legalized propaganda so that they could protect us.

They just wanted to bring baseball to Cuba. They wanted to make sure that we could use the same sort of propaganda we use overseas on Americans. Oh my God. Because we've got to protect people. Oh my God. It's so fucked up. It's so crazy. Like there's so much manipulation. And then also, just think about this conversation. Like how many times Kurt's brought something.

I'm like, what? What is that? There's too many things you're getting fucked with. Right. Whether it's glyphosate or atrazine is making the frogs gay. Whatever the fuck is happening, there's too much to keep track of. Right. There's too many things. Yeah. There's too many stories. There's the, what was the child's, Franklin scandal. There's too many of these fucking stories where you're like, how many can I pay attention to? Well, how much will you tolerate? I'm guessing they could do it to you forever.

Well, who's they? The thing is like, there's a bunch of different groups of people that are involved in a bunch of different types of manipulation and propaganda. There's a pyramid that goes up, of course. Since we have this CRISPR gene editing for quite some time, longer than they've told you, I'll bet there's all kinds of Olympians at the top of the heap.

Oh, where are we going with this? Gods among us. Well, not among you, but I'm just saying you've got people with no oversight that can do whatever they want. Who is the guy who said we control time and space when Trump got in? I'm just amazed that these guys had the courage to come out and say they fucked Lindsey Graham after he was dead.

Why would you do that? What's the benefit of them? Because he had those bumps on his fucking taint. Those guys are heroes. For fucking a great American hero? Yeah, well, for coming out bravely after his death. That's going to be a good sex worker, it is. And for pleasuring one of the greatest. They could have done it while he was alive and that would have been wrong.

Yeah. Or they just kept their mouths shut forever and we would have never known. Right. We would have never known that Lindsey Graham was to guess. No one would have guessed, ever. I would have never guessed. Never would have guessed. I never would have believed it. He's an upright man. I'm still incredulous. It's propaganda. I don't believe it.

I'm going to be honest. It's not real. Imagine those brave characters that got together, all of them, and said, you know what? Let's come out and let's say we fucked them. Yeah. People need to learn that Republicans are gay. There's a lot of them. You know, nobody would ever guess that Republicans are gay. I think there's a lot of like, that's one of the big rumors about Washington is there's a lot of closeted gay Republicans.

No, there's not a rumor. Remember when those dudes, how do you know? Except Pete Buttigieg for some reason. That guy's faking it. No one knows why. Remember when he's faking it? You think he's a fake gay? I don't know. Tucker said it on Jimmy's show one time. He said he's a fake gay? He said that's the rumor on K Street. What? Tucker just says shit sometimes.

Hey, I'm not, I'm just going to trust the science on this one because that's hilarious. Tucker says that nuclear bombs weren't created by people. Who created them? I don't know, but that's what he said. He said, I don't believe people made them. I'll never believe that despite what they tell me. What? Who made them? Demons. Demons. He got attacked by a demon in his sleep.

I don't doubt that. I've been attacked by demons in my sleep. Really? Sure. Wow.

He actually got marks on him. I know. I don't think I ever got a claw mark, but I'm definitely trying to fall asleep on acid. I think Tucker is very clever. And I think he's almost like doing a very, he's doing like a little subtle fiction occasionally, like throws things in there for funsies. You think he doesn't believe in anything? A little bit.

No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying at all. Because if you're a Christian, you believe in demons. I do not. No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like, there's some things that he says. I'm like, I don't know if you're like, like, you don't think nuclear bombs are made by people? Like what? He's saying the intelligence behind it.

They channeled something the way they got our rockets from doing jerking off in the desert and look at each other's eyes. What? Yeah, Jack was. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. How do you not know this? They jerked off and looked in each other's eyes? I know Jack Parsons was- I mean, I'm being glib, but- Well, Jack Parsons was a Satanist, right? Like a legitimate Satanist.

Yeah, he was a the thelamite. That and the Nazis. He wasn't a Satanist. He wasn't? No, he was a thelamite. He was a student of Crowley. Sex, cult, antichrist. Satan just means the enemy of man. Oh. I thought he was like a Satanist. No. Well, I mean, people lump in- That's the problem is people like are kind of illiterate when it comes to all the different like- He says he was a sex crazed.

He wasn't a Satanist. Sex? Duncan, what is sex crazed? That doesn't mean you're a Satanist. It just means you just like to fuck? Yeah. You think about it a lot. My mama said Satanist is a Satanist. Yeah, like how they sell you cars. Yeah. Like Sidney Sweeting, sell those sports apps. Fuck yeah! What are we sex crazed? She's some Massad honey trap bullshit.

You know that? You saw that? Well, thank you Massad. Like all the actresses and actors. They're all fucking puppets in somebody. I thought they were all aliens or babies or something. Why did you think that? No one said that. Pfft. What are we looking at, Jamie? I'm trying to find something good in here. Scientology is based on this cult Parsons is powered up.

That's right. Oh really? Ellen Hubbard said he infiltrated a group of Satanists. He's talking about this guy. Oh God. This is too much. This is like what we're talking about. I think you might be working for the government to overthrow us with information. Look at his outfit. Look at his outfit. He's overwhelming us with this. You took your CIA vest off.

How come? It was pretty hot. It was too hot. Hmm. Hmm. Also, I thought Jamie could tell I was wearing a wire. And I was like, I'm fucking not doing it. I look over. I see Jamie looking at me and I got spooked. So I don't want to wear the headphones. Over. He doesn't want to wear the headphones. No, they fall off because my hat. I mean, this is one of the things that I've said about you, like from working with Jimmy, it's like you were normal like three, four years ago.

And then like something happened to you with like the amount of fucking conspiracies you were confronted with. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just news. Again. Right. I don't mean conspiracies. I don't want to say like, I don't mean like fake things. The disaster that is current events on a daily basis. The daily trauma. The true reality behind these current events.

It's horrific. It's horrific. And so once you see how bad it is and you see the kind of criminal organization that you're having this administered to you by, you have to be a fool. It's like, I don't think John, I don't think the mafia, actually the Italian mafia is better than these people by a lot. I mean, I credit where credit is due. Nowhere near as violent.

And the level of trafficking of humans and just your money and everything is, is they can never stop. The way Roblox can never stop letting pedos on. Cause it'll, it'll ruin their fucking. The way they can't stop using glyphosate in your food supply. Otherwise they can't get you food. Right. That's what Epstein is. You got no food. Epstein's a minor node in a thing that's way bigger than him.

Obviously. We were with Eric Weinstein at UT. He goes, do you think he was the main guy? I go, no. He goes, if it all ever came out, it would end the world. And I go, Oh no. Weinstein said that? Yeah. He loves that kind of talk. He loves him and his brother. They both love cloak and dagger. You see there, you see his brother's mentors email.

Speaking of tokelosh's, uh, Dr. Trivers, you see his fucking weirdo emails to Epstein about. What? Yeah. Who's that? Robert Trivers, the mentor of, uh, uh, uh, the better. Weinstein. Yeah. Brett's, Brett's mentor. Yeah. What do you mean? So Robert Trivers, the email about how you can manipulate a kid. You give him tits and dick. Oh yeah. By the way, it's Weinstein, not Weinstein.

Oh, whoops. I've been saying it wrong. Don't say it like Harvey. Fuck. Harvey Weinstein. Brett Weinstein. He's a Stein. Is he like that guy, Robert Reich? Remember Robert? It's better. Like Steven Seagal. It's not Steven Seagal. Get it. Got it. Sorry. I said it wrong. Emails revealed Epstein encouraged controversial scientists to study transgender biology.

Hmm. Robert Trivers. What fucked up thing did Epstein not do? But they're all, dude, the transhumanism, the transgender thing is a stepping stone to transhumanism. Right. That's why it doesn't make any sense where they're like, we want to eliminate categories. But if I'm like, I feel like a woman and you eliminate the category of woman, what are you just making me into nothing? Like that's what transhumanism is the goal, not transgender.

That's a little stepping stone for the transhumanist movement. But what about autogonophilia? Well, what about it? What's wrong with that? Well, that's what a lot of transgenderism is. Yeah. Sure. But Metzger's pointing out pushing of it by by oligarchs, which is what that was. There wasn't a thing that was that common, but they push it. That emails about that.

So the emails about oligarchs pushing transgender ideology. No, that's even grosser. That that email. Okay. I think it's bigger than that. I think it's like, you know, think of like Kurzweil's idea of nanobots disassembling and reassembling our bodies. So Nicholas located an email which Trivers thanked Epstein for extra money and appointment as an advisor to your foundation.

Epstein responded, I want to see you, you, I guess your piece on transgender in the bio world. Two months later, Trivers responded and said he was getting to the end of transsexuality. The second paragraph is the one. It says, Trivers continued to make dehumanizing comments about trans women, including, if you as a heterosexual male and have a minor desire to suck a dick, then what better organism to do it with than a transsexual? How is that dehumanizing? To call them an organism? It says, she will smell like a woman, be softer and more hairless like a woman, and may, to some degree, actually resemble one morphologically, leaving the dick for you to enjoy in a feminine

setting. How is that dehumanizing? What a nerd. Because of the organism. What better organism, that's right. That's how a scientist writes about blowing it. But also, whoever wrote this is not really getting to the heart of it. Also, these are private emails. How is that dehumanizing? It says it again. It says, Trivers and Epstein once again corresponded about trans people in dehumanizing ways.

Is this like trans times weekly that this is in? Yeah, this is a really bad... Click on it, it is from them .us. Okay, what is that? Why are you putting my pronouns? They, them .us. Jesus Christ. Why are you sending us here? Well, it's not what's... But this, all this dehumanizing chitter chatter, like, shut your... Calling someone an organism is not dehumanizing.

It's just this, like, bullshit talk. We are organisms. I'm not gay, they're gay. I just want them to be softer and have a dick to suck. That's normal. Yeah. Scientific, really. That's how kids talk in college. Scientific, why don't we just shut down science? I'm just talking to my friend Jeffrey Epstein. If you want to get in with the right people in college, you have to talk like that.

Yeah. Yeah, you gotta suck that woman dick. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with the little Bridget McCrone?

That one, like, where's that lawsuit? Like, they keep saying they're gonna sue Candace? Yeah. I think she's winning that one. It's going nowhere. Take a test. Yo, you know she has a dick. Take a, like, go, do it live. Chromosomes. Who cares if she has a dick? That's a dick. What difference does it make? Well, because it's a different thing between a 40 -year -old woman fucking a 14 -year -old boy and a 40 -year -old man fucking a 14 -year -old boy.

That's the difference. Especially if it's his dad secretly. What? It might be his dad. It might be his dad? Macron's dad? Wait, what? What? Well, I don't know that it is for sure, but yeah. Who said this one? Is this a Candace one? Or is this somebody else's thoughts? Well, no, Candace was taking stuff from French reporters, and she says that when she was reporting it.

That it might be his own father. Yeah, it's a- I don't want to get you in trouble by bringing up the- Me? The good billionaires, the Rothschilds who have not done anything wrong, and only- I only hate Peter Thiel. I would never talk about the Soros boy or the Rothschilds or anybody else that could be construed. I make that clear. Good. Wait, what does this have to do with Macron's dick? Because they're related.

He's like a Rothschild banking guy. You've seen him sit down? Her? Sit down? No. The way she sits down? Yeah. Like a dude. It looks like David Spade sitting down. Like, there's no way. Could be. Guys don't sit that way. Could be. But I do think the pedophilia part gets left out. Right. Like, it's somehow- The pedophilia part is very different.

So, like, pedophilia for, like, a 40 -year -old woman and a 14 -year -old boy, eh. Fucked up. It's a little fucked up, but whatever. I thought that's a feebophilia. Who cares? But the difference between that and a 40 -year -old man, a 40 -year -old man and a 14 -year -old boy freaks people out. Right. Rightly so. Right. Like, when you hear about a school teacher that fucks some quarterback, like, who cares? Remember the Galifianakis joke? Yeah, yeah.

You guys, buddy's high -fiving him to death? Yeah.

Great joke. I know somebody that I happened with. Oh, I bet you do. Yeah. Is his name Kurt Metzger? Me? No.

No. But you know what I'm saying? Like, if a teacher is having sex with her quarterback, you know, probably you're going to break the kid's heart, fuck his head up. What class is this? But he's going to be fine. But if you find out that, like, the football coach is fucking one of the 15 -year -old cheerleaders, you want him in a cage. It's a different feeling, right? It's a different feeling.

The 45 -year -old football coach is banging a 15 -year -old cheerleader. Like, string him up. All right, look, I'm not– I'm sorry. It's going to seem like I'm trying to go woke here, but I remember doing some fucking joke on stage about this subject, right? Talking about the difference and whatever. Edgelording. It's a long time ago. Stupid joke.

It wasn't funny at all. But this dude comes up to me after the show, and he's like– I got– when I was a kid, when I was, like, 12 or something, I got fucked by an adult woman. And he's like– and it fucked me up. And I'm still fucked up. Well, I know people that have fucked them up because that's so very– Yeah, it fucks you up. It's too much.

No, no, no. It definitely fucks you up. You can't handle it. It wrecks you. And, like, though I don't doubt– like, let me tell you. When I was 14, that would be, like, God coming into my life to give me a hot teacher to fuck. So I get what you're– you know what I mean? Like, I was licking– Got it, man. Got it, man. I would have been fucked up.

I was licking hustler pages. You know? I was, like, so horny, but– You know what I'm a teacher? Yeah, yeah. But I think it wrecks– It wrecks some people. It wrecks people. Oh, yeah. No doubt. If it happened to me, I would be messed up from it. No doubt. Because I was a church kid, very innocent. And so, you know, I mean, there was dudes in my school that had, like, mustaches and families working on it.

But, like, I wasn't that. So– Right. I think it's very individual. It certainly is not ideal. Right. There's a law for a reason. Yeah. I don't give it– now when people go, oh, she's only 19 and that guy is however old. I don't give a shit. Like, think about that lady that fucked her student or the young boy and then– it was a young guy.

Yeah. And then she went to jail and then when they got him out, like, they had a family together. And then became the leaders of France. No, I'm joking. Same story, different outcome. Yeah. It's not always– It's not ideal. It's not ideal. I mean, I would be pissed. I mean, imagine if you heard that happen to your kid, you know? Yeah. You know, that's– it's fucked up.

It's like there's just too much power to manipulate some poor teen, you know? Of course. It's fucked up. Yeah. Especially with those big, juicy tits. Oh, God. I would have loved it, though. Yeah. What's her name again? Mary Kayla Turnoff. That's right. Mary Kayla Turnoff. Are those their kids? They made a beautiful family. It says they got separated.

This is like 10 years ago. Yeah, they separated. 21 years is a good one. Well, they eventually grew up and realized, oh, my God, she was fucking crazy. Yeah. Why was she banging me when I was 14? Yeah. That's the fuck. Or maybe he just got too old for her. Boys, I got to pee. Let's wrap this up. All right. Let's wrap it up. Mystery Boys is an awesome podcast.

You guys are great together. Thanks, man. Legitimately. Like, it's– I'm so glad you guys decided to do it. I knew it was going to be huge from the beginning. I was like, this is going to click. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, man. Good luck with your fake dick. I know. I feel– now that I know there's a real one– How about we'll swap and we won't tell anybody.

I'll give you a real one on the way out. You can leave that one behind. I just want to feel the heft of it. Wow. That's a gift. Just because I love you. Oh, my God. Take the real baculum. I'm going to give you the real walrus dick and you can leave the fake one and no one will know. Jenna doesn't want me to have it. Thank you, Joe. She doesn't want you to have the fake one or the real one.

I just like to position her as being against me having a walrus dick in my place.

All right. You're the best job. And your show one more time. Tell everybody the YouTube thing. The experts on YouTube right now is pretty funny, man. I'm telling you. Mystery Boys. Look at that. That's awesome. Yeah. We got to make our Bass Toe Shop shirts. Yes, we do. Bass Toe? Yeah, like Bass Pro Shop. Oh. This is Bass Toe Shop. And I have a female O -enus.

It looks great. Instead of a bass. It's that O -enus with the fish body from the Atlantic. You know, it's a chick. When does this come out? Tomorrow. Oh, can I plug a show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to be at Mic Drop Comedy in Detroit tomorrow. Is that the same as Mic Drop in San Diego? Is it the same company? I think so. I'm not positive about that, though.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? Yeah, tomorrow. I'm going to be there tomorrow. There it is. Thanks, man. Detroit House of Comedy, it says. I like playing Detroit. That's weird. Detroit's a good town. You don't even know where the fuck you're going. It's Mic Drop Comedy. I don't know why I say that. That's what it is.

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