Full Transcript for S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'

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the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically all the good stuff.

Previously on my dad wrote a porno.

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Sorry about all the security, but we do get the occasional terrorist threat from time to time. As we're pretty high profile company pots and pans

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are famously target.

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Target number one of the

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really get the heart of the country. Don't let them boil things.

I'm Cristina and here's my ass way

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quickly pull down that skirt and knickers and bent over to allow Belinda to Robert. It's over, Castillo.

Oh ho, Christine. It's not to be a Dutch. I think he means no. Oh, no.

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So I said, Is Amsterdam maybe is Oh, how you better get dressed, You hope?

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No. Hello And welcome back to my dad wrote a porno. It's chapter three Episode three James and outta Here with me Once again. Guys, how are you?

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Great. Very well. Excellent. Raring to go

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as ever. I hope we've just had our dinner. So we're feeling full. We're feeling fine.

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My sugar levels are high.

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Oh, excellent. Just before the broadcast, our Dallas was singing a little heart out. You should see Alice after a meal. It's something to behold.

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It's a combination of the excitement of the food and the excitement of the chapter.

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Yeah, not the excitement of a company. Nice to know

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that has an effect on me whatsoever.

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So we're finally announced to them

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we are finally into that office building.

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Yeah, that took a while, didn't it? Took a whole chapter on the terrorist threat on We've met Dr Robbins. Talk to Robert. That's not quite sure what is qualified in or if he's even qualified. Doctor's been dropped. So maybe that was an error, clerical or otherwise. And if I remember rightly, this chapter is literally based on your favor. Item in your bedroom? Yeah, it's no longer in my bedroom.

I have moved it. If you burned subsequently since the last podcast year, it's now at my mom and dad's house, where I feel it belongs. We're

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talking about the death, The desk, Please clarify. Thanks.

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Yeah, Actually, this whole chapter is called the Dutchman's Leather desk, so I feel it. It's gonna play a prominent room and got it's wiped clean.

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I feel like every book of Rocky's has to have. Ah, boring admin chapter and I'm really hoping we got over that quickly with Japs, too.

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Me, too. Me, too. If I remember rightly, we were just like, literally. She'd taken a blouse off and then entry. Rocky style. He ended the chapter.

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We're on the cusp of actual sex.

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That's so true. So let's plunge back in. So

Belinda blinked, too. Chapter three, the Dutchman's leather.

The sunlight was declining. Now on. Belinda still couldn't work out how Robbins had managed to manipulate her onto his red leather desk, where she now sat cross legged,

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cross legged cover up. But like assembly. Yeah, that's proper school time. Think about it. But yeah, Cross like, doesn't sexy, though, is it? No. Let's cross legged.

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Yes, and so I don't think she's literally cross legged like you said on the floor. No, I think she is. I think she's set on the top of the desk, cross legged

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like a church really just happened. That's become abundantly clear.

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She's there every Sunday, putting money in the collection box floor, cross their legs

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in the peas.

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Belinda still couldn't work out how Robbins had managed to manipulate her onto the red leather desk where she now sat cross legged

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or what? Like he might have mind powers. You will sit on the death.

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Well, I don't feel like she was there when we left, so she just suddenly jumped onto the death. He's like a fully grown Matilda. He can move things

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on, and then and then a new teenage are there on the desk.

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Maybe he'll be the trench

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Wait. That makes sense, because Helgesen the jokey

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Oh my God, she's like the female Bruce booked for

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this might be a plagiarism

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issue. She had to admit that she hadn't lost any more of her clothing. But then all she was wearing was her nearly fully open blouse, a bra, a thong on a skirt. So

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this is her internal monologue providing exposition for us,

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Paul said. That's all her clothes that's like me going. All I had on was a T shirt, jeans, boxers and socks. Sorry to talk about what I'm wearing. True siblings wearing pretty much all our clothes. She had willingly discarded the rest of her clothing in Robin's office even before they had discussed the contract.

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Fine land,

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but also what other items of clothing hang on? She's wearing jacket and high heels. If I'm

okay now, the good doctor was sitting opposite

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her doctor. Theo. Good doctor.

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Nothing good about him. Good. Dr Robbins. Now the good doctor was sitting opposite her with his head on one side, appraising her body.

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Everyone appraises everything in these books. Booze burst his business

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while looking on the side.

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Maybe seen something unusual. I wouldn't put it past Belinda's body, but there was something that requires a closer

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look. Things done like a double take

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our everyone seems to about her breasts.

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Now, the good doctor was sitting opposite her with his head on one side, appraising her body. Belinda, you look very hot.

Clammy. I was gonna say hot or sexy or sweaty. Would you like me to remove your blouse

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if we got a new voice for Dr Robin Have

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way more to you

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alive. Commits more, is unlike the Grand High Witch in the richest bitches. And remove your block.

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Well, he did write in a shed light. Rocky does.

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Did he have his own pavilion? Yeah.

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Oh, my God. But did he call it the pavilion there? But it didn't Nothing. You just called it the shed. Like a normal person. That's okay. I'm big Rolled off. Aren't we all on? There was an elevator like the glass elevator in Charlie. And I don't believe it now. No, I'm saying rolled Rocky. No books for Children. No way. Kind of

George is marvellous medicine. Great book. Belinda's Lady Juice.

I'm gonna share this area, Rocky and see it. See what he says. Belinda, you look very hot. Would you like to remove your blouse? I certainly don't mind. In the least, you'll feel more relaxed. I'm sure

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she won't feel more relaxed. Was uncomfortable

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before she will feel more relaxed. Wouldn't but she would appreciate a wedgie problem. That phone's never straight. She's always picking out, but

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I don't like his style. A flirtation?

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Who? Dr. Robbins.

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Yeah, I feel like he adopts the manner of a doctor, but he's saying vaguely sexual

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things. You'll feel more relaxed. I'm sure. Belinda smiled again, and with a hint of a very small t think she undid the last button holding her cream blouse in place.

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Well, that was the one that needed loosening, wasn't it?

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Yeah, that was a little soldier, like, if she does that, all that's gonna happen. is the blouse is gonna slightly open a bit more. You

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know it's gonna fall open because boobs trying push free,

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always trying to push through.

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Nothing can contain them. They're like rabid dogs behind a rickety gate.

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She could be in Britney's red cat suit and they'd still be breaking free hinge here. Ach, Britney Threat. Katsu. Jamie, you have a poster of Britney on his door. His university

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in the Cassie. Oh, no, I remember in just a little pair of pants or the whole door. So that's very much like Belinda with one bottom of the blouse. Just that's so true.

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It was a full size one. It was full body. It was life size poster lifesize

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as the most of a naked woman James had ever seen.

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He was always peering at. Intrigued. I always wonder where Rockies pulling his influences from. Maybe because

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he used to visit you. A

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uni, right? Maybe he saw the Britney poster. He saw that one blouse button. He's like, I'm taking that. Yeah.

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So he was a Britney guy.

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What do you think I was, Christina? No,

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I don't think the life option should ever be Britney or Christina. There's always other option.

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Christina is the hell ger of the

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X Tina further and her ass less chaps stays of dirty fame. True. Very. I mean, I wouldn't say beautiful, but she was She had a certain mystique. You defending Kristina Guerrero is getting ragged on again. Hey,

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she's not Anastasia. She's Oh, wow! Oh,

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blue tints back. She's left outside alone. Even then it was late noughties. Why would she dressed like it was 86

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70 days? Belinda, you look very hot. Would you like me to remove your blouse? I certainly don't mind. In the least, you'll feel more relaxed. I'm sure you know how people talk.

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Yeah, the dialogues. Exceptionally stilted.

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I thought Belinda was saying something in the middle.

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I did to that all him.

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That was a very confusing Belinda Smart again on with hint of a very small tease, she undid the last button holding her cream blouse in place. She then slowly removed it from her arms and back and tossed it

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large roared broadband and all held rogue Lear's

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Quasimodo. How it's

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black Ichigo. I don't we know that she's got a huge box. Is that something that I made up a very broad back.

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She can't. She's not here to defend itself, so

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I always think she wears a big bra. But that's mainly because it's such a big back size what the cups of Renee, but the backs like a 52.

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She then slowly removed it from her arms and back and tossed it, took it off and tossed it towards the small pile of clothing now accumulating with their high heels behind her drink. Always accumulating.

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Yeah, I think it is me. I think it deserves a drink

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to Rocky Robin's Let out a long sigh. Belinda's breasts, even though they were still modestly concealed by her bras ear, were, to say the least, magnificent. Indeed, he had to admit to himself they were probably the best he'd ever seen in real life.

19th century portrait Dr Robert

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I know you don't think he looks like medical manuals, gets his rocks guesses. Robin

Robin, Robin, Robin

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Robin's let out a long sigh. Belinda's breasts, even though they were still modestly concealed by her bra's here, were, to say the least, magnificent. Indeed, he had to admit to himself that are probably the best breasts he'd ever seen in real life. Of course, he understood she couldn't compete with the many large busted girls on the Web.

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The on the Net.

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Big busty boobs dot com melons dot tv

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Oh, these what you used to put into the computer to pretend you're looking? Oh, don't look at my search history. It is a flash

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or getting that like the charity

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is dead. You what? Probably was a dodgy for James

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on Dr Robbins.

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So he's been surfing the Web for big presume bors.

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Of course, he understood she couldn't compete with the many large busted girls on the Web, But that was irrelevant in the here and now.

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But I think she can compete with the big, busty ladies

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on the Web. Yeah, so she could make a lot of money if she decided to go into that field. But that was a relevant in the here and now, how he envied his managing director, Peter Rails.

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Peter's totally kissed and told, hasn't a has been. He's just gone to the locker room and just been that allowed. You'll never guess.

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He's biggest gossipers, Giselle and better. Sounds like he's kept the breast to himself. Oh, because Robin's is literally bowled over, even if it did. Wasn't prepared for those magnificent,

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that's too. So maybe he's been discreet about that

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also, why is he jealous of Peter? He's about to get his end away with her himself. Well, is he intriguing? By this time, the five o'clock son and the two very strong Jennifer's we're getting to Belinda, I forgot about the Jennifer's son. Outside was getting to the blender, which is in that kind of hot spot, isn't

she? Was starting to sweat out the gin.

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Gently boozy, boozy sweat as well. That's so gross. Stink, horrid. You know, when somebody like the day after a big night out there just like reeked and a That's what she's like. No booze sound.

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She was starting to sweat out the Djinn, albeit gently. She decided to up the pace and ask Dr Robbins, would

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you really mind

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if I remove my skirt? It's rather tight in this cross legged position, and I would like to stretch my legs and feel the smooth the leather of your deaths got my skin. Why

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does she keep asking permission when she knows what this isn't like

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the first time it's happened to her. She knows where these situations go. Soon as the blouses off, you can probably just take everything. Yeah, it's very well brought up, lady.

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No, she's no. You think Belinda's a well brought up lady? He was director for best, dragged up by ever ask trap. She was. Her

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father was brilliant in the world

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of wine. Oh, he knew how to entertain a client way. Nothing bubble in his mom. No, Betty Blumenthal because Bobby Blumenthal was way never found out. But I think we said Bobby,

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God of Belinda's like Belinda is. Imagine what my mom was like. The base didn't really know who her dad was about. She claims

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that she's gotta have daddy issues

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when she gets married. We like the plot of Mamma Mia! Should get like, five guys.

I think they're five husbands or so, Yeah, that's married, never getting married.

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She's so insurance doesn't even know which one of mum is. I mean, I know that's not really possible.

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It's rather tight in this cross legged position, and I would like to stretch my legs and feel the smooth the leather of your desk on my skin. Yes, do what you need to. Belinda, your comfort in this office is my ultimate concern.

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Oh, yeah, because he's been a chapter with him telling her that. Just get naked, All right? I'm just bored of it. You must agree. You must be Dr Rothe. Gentlemen, you must agree that it is the way to be. We're literally beating around the bush right now. Let's get to the bush.

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Your comfort in this office is my ultimate concern. Robin's high pitched laugh once again a

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straight from his defense is such a horrible laugh, isn't it?

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Sounds evil. He sounds like an evil villain character.

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I think he sounds like a petulant little child

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Like a little Lord Fauntleroy. Robin's high pitched left once again escaped from his effeminate mouth.

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Oh, he's hopeful now because he got lips to Carl is a liar. Really beautiful, like bee stung lives. Liv Tyler. He's a collagen in his lips. Why'd you fleshy full mouth?

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Belinda got onto unease Rygel Terrace and remove the garment in one smooth motion.

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Everything's always in one motion.

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My, that was graceful, exclaimed the doctor's. Belinda calmly tossed the skirt over her back. Back. My, that was graceful! Exclaimed the doctor is, Belinda calmly tossed the skirt over her back, dressed only in her perhaps riel, working clothes, as she would sometimes unfairly put it to Giselle. Back in London, Belinda re crossed her legs and waited for Robin's to make the next move.

I dread to think what Robin's next move is gonna be.

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No one's even fingered her breasts or art of poke around in between. Nothing's happened,

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but Linda re crossed her legs and waited for Robin's to make the next move. It didn't take long, and it wasn't what Belinda had ever experienced before in any of her sexual adventures. Oh, he's gonna like sucker toes or something like Lower a man. I dread to think what rock he's cooked up. Belinda shut her eyes and relaxed in the sunshine know, Keep your eyes open, Berlin, because then you have to give a witness statement later.

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Keep your wits about you. She felt

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strangely uplifted. She had a feeling things were at last going her way. Robbins was obviously strange, but so far he had Bean utterly harmless, if not charming,

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not been charming, no one better than charming.

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He's been stilted in awkward at best so far have been utterly harmless, if not charming. And it certainly wasn't his fault. He was odd.

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My understanding.

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Whose fault is it? Indeed, most of her best friends in London were unusual people, and it didn't really matter is they were all good fun on would help you out if you ever had a problem.

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Nice thing

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is really of the like, The misfits bouquet.

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I don't really know. She's never mentioned any friend.

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So what was it? That nice? And they'll always help you out.

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Nice, but damn, no nice. But they'd help you out.

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I'm weird. Totally weird Indeed. Most of her best friends in London were unusual people, and it didn't really matter is they were all good fun on will help you out if you ever had a problem.

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Well, that was a good trait to have, isn't it? Even if you should be in the circus,

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even your best friend is the bedded lady. Besides, Belinda didn't do boring in any part of her life.

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I would beg to differ. She has put me to sleep in the past. Dull as frickin dishwater. The purse mortal is so boring

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is her whole chats about Sha're is awful When there's no chant. Let's be honest. Can you imagine going on a date with her? Should be a cheat Day one drink and you take your

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own You should just do it right there and then 20 Thio

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Just do show that gentleman.

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Oh, Mom! There It came

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as a bit of a shock when Belinda re opened her eyes to see Dr Robbins. No, with a pair of a long handled surgical system.

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Thunder trapped. No, no, go. This is surgical scissors. Oh, no, Jamie. Known in a

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It's a little bit last Montreal, isn't it?

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Oh, I just remembered the reference. You mean

if you need me, I'll be in my happy place.

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Where? The house, that number.

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Anywhere. Far from it.

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It came as a bit of a shock. Quinn Belinda reopened her eyes

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a bit of a shock. Understatement of the year. I would literally scream and pelt out there. Run, Belinda! Horror star.

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I don't think he's about to make a snowflake. Join me. Think something?

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Girls holding hands in a row favor? No,

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it came as a bit of a shock when Belinda re opened her eyes to see Dr Robbins with a pair of long handled surgical scissors in his hands. Oh, my God. She stifled her gasp, but couldn't control her breasts from heaving up and down as she breathed more rapidly. I think he's gonna cut her bra are off

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all her hair. But what did you sell? Have?

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Well, her hair just fell out because she had so much sex. Great sex.

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Maybe great sex of Dr Robbins means chunks just chopped out. Doesn't leave it to chance.

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Maybe he wants everyone to think there's a good shag, but it

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is in the morning. But she doesn't have the disease to be fair.

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No, she doesn't. The genital diseases, gentle disease. Don't worry, my dear. This will not hurt you one little bit. That's not what you want to hear. When someone

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a head with a lamp and run

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as he pointed them towards her breasts

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are

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still hidden beneath her burrows ear. Yeah, he's gonna cut the power off with one swift movement. The doctor cut through the loop of fabric, attaching the two cups of her cream lace bra together. That's exactly how that would be red. Released from the confining effect of her bra. Belinda's tits fell forwards

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in a Jutta forwards slapped

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onto the table. It's like a driving test slum,

but

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thanks deploy. Just imagining. Like when he slapped down plates like dinner's Ready,

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her nipples immediately started to harden as they felt the warmth of the sun light.

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Not a thing. It's not plaster of Paris. Why is it sitting in the sun? The

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doctor then turned his attention to her black lace Thorne again with two precise cuts, one on each side of her long fires

and the thong fell uselessly onto the red leather desk, revealing her flushed vagina for Robin's

Be a flushing noise, I think flushes in like blood.

Red Rouge flamed. Plumped. Uh, I like you just ruined my bra and knickers like what was supposed to wear home. Now it's never really positive before you say it, you know, doesn't bother with Broth on that. He's got, like, a drawer full of other women he slept

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with. You know that's true.

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Don't you can use on it like look, get struck off. It's spreading. Lies will be like one of those you know when people have spare Peak it for Pierre Sweatbox someone else's short suddenly who never got washed ever.

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Guys, he's a respected member of the medical community. I'm not sure you should be saying this about in.

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You've changed you, too. He's got a doctor in cutting people's barrage.

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It's very nature, but it's still a doctor.

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Doctor then turned his attention to a black lace thorne, again with two precise cuts, one on either side of her long thighs and the thong fell uselessly onto the red leather desk, revealing her flushed vagina Thio description. So, Newell, no, I've heard Flash before, Not only in Rocky's fiction, just generally never hear anywhere else.

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That's because Blood's rushed to it, which is the bit that makes

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you feel the most today because I just read rule,

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you know, it's just like, plump and read in like a robin, like a fat kid's face after he's run around the playground. Oh, it is huffing and puffing

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and he'll blow the house down.

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Oh, I actually do feel unwell.

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Honestly, Okay. She's put a head on the table, huh? Okay. But Robbins had no time to view his work, as he quickly put this is away in his desk drawer and immediately took out a civil of styled pair of surgical tweezers.

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Like a goose like a turkey Christmas.

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Just so we thought we'd go over it.

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What's he gonna park?

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Belinda was in shock. She'd quickly gone over the scissors, but tweet again. She need not have worried. He has the good doctor pinched her flapping lace bra on, roughly pulled it off her back

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backer for with tweezers.

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He threw it to the floor and concentrated on Belinda is now quite useless. Thorne with the same shore actions, it was soon disposed off, albeit with a consensual movement from Belinda's now quite naked and

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essential movement. Go for

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it. So basically, he doesn't want to touch.

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Yeah, that's so disgusting. Sounds about

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O. C D. Yeah, But now I wonder what is going to use to caressed her is going to use an instrument for everything.

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Well, you don't know where she's been. I mean, we d'oh touch. Yeah,

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The setting sun continued to beat down on a bear. Belinda. She sat cross legged on the antique leather desk completely naked. Belinda wondered how the scenario would end.

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Does she really wonder? Nothing has ever been more sure in my mind than this. I know exactly how this is gonna end. I don't think

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I do that because he is an unusual character. Lord.

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He's a very old man.

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He didn't see this coming. You didn't see the tweezers coming and she won't see the Penis coming.

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I don't find her very intuitive.

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She's not a learner, is she? Doesn't like a goldfish story

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thistles. New

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Belinda wanted have a scenario would end at no point during her time with the purchasing director had he touched her physically. So he's a doctor of purchasing. Directing?

No. At no point during her time with the purchasing director had he touched her physically,

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You're right years O C D. He's got like, we a weird foible

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except for a token handshake when they first met. Time would tell. Belinda thought time would tell Tom Metal Bar. Don't tell me that's the end of the chapter. It's no Tell me it's the end of the chapter.

For the next five minutes, Belinda sat still whilst Dr Robbins observed her.

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Is he gonna draw her like one of his French girls? It's a life drawing class.

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He had started to move from one foot to the other as if he was in some sort of trance.

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Is it into two step swaying

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and his rhythm was quietly picking up. Want Hey is a fruit loop

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sandals, his stripped her

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naked is chopped off her underwear.

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And now he's doing a Tuesday. He's

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like, shifted for one, staring at the five minutes

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is jiving in front of her.

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He started to hum softly to himself for my car, and it all seemed to Belinda that he was at peace with the world

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ized himself. What's going on? He's batshit

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is, but I think his medications worn off. Call Helge

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Helgesen the choux kids. No getting Helga.

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Oh, angle goes All that was rudely interrupted as the door to his personal assistants room Suddenly

rescue in walked Helga,

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she did

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with another stack of paper and

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oh, Helga.

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Once again, she set them down a Nor did it. Dr. Robbins, she gonna help

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acknowledge the fact that there's a naked girl on the table

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with your boxes, like in some weird trance coming to himself. Dr.

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Robbins, I feel like Helga checked out a long time ago. She's calling it in these days.

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Oh, hang on. I've got quite a lot of dialogue here in Dutch.

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I looking forward to this I'm

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gonna prepare myself.

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Is Rocky Flip? It

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appears. So

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you're going to get Google translate out.

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We're going. But let's have a bash first. Okay, Did Zien de steals pots?

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And I wonder what she's saying? I'm getting a bit too. That

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contractor had undertaken. I put the phone away that

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way between did you hear distills a contract

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forehead under attack. And Dr Robin,

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I know even Dutch. That is like he's called e n

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on on English words I'm not needed sound contracting. Avoid head under attack. It maybe is Dutch, but we won't be trying to find out. Oh, Rocky,

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Really? And I love that He's decided that dialogue in another language is

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tailing it. You Robbins immediately stop swaying and humming and said dank Who? Helga,

Not meet Mr Lee with properly multi lingual. That dank who help

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uncle held on

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It was just felt. It was just like you, Dan. Coup, Helga. Now come and meet Miss Bloom. It'll properly Oh God! Held the kami look the naked blender up and down and smiled removed her spectacles and kiss Belinda hard on the mouth.

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Whoa! No, Helga! The crone's not e. Everyone's invited to join in Bar you, Helga Rosa Club's getting involved.

E really clever.

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No, she was like in one of the early bond move, which is this really hideous like wizened old spy

Jekyll Instagram for voted. We've given hunger a really rough time. I know, I know. Helga Kami look the naked blender up and down and smiled, removed her spectacles and kiss Belinda hard on the mouth. Belinda was stunned for the third time that

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afternoon. She has stunned life rights under

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and made a gargle reply as her mouth was now full of held his tongue. Oh, and held his black teeth.

Belinda was stunned the third time that afternoon and made a garbled replies. Had mouth was now full of held his tongue. Helga wasn't put off, perhaps because Robin's was looking on very intently and stretched her right hand out to gently feel Belinda's right breast, right for

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right. Also house a mouth full of Helga, start

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yakking on it. How is very sure of herself? Isn't

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she? Just wasn't technically invited. I don't even remember being invited out of a little hovel.

Speaker 2

Belinda immediately moaned and saw Robin's out of the corner of her eye. Start to move from one foot to the other again.

Speaker 1

I see on the telly on something. Surely that makes sense.

Speaker 2

He's had a little bi Belinda suddenly understood what was going on.

Speaker 1

What do you understand?

Speaker 2

Robbins was a voya.

Speaker 1

Oh, we even knew

Speaker 2

that he needed a show. And that was exactly what she and Helga we're going to give him. And guys, that is the end of the

Speaker 1

way. I mean, this feels like a bit of a cut price.

Speaker 2

Giselle. Helga Burger. When you've got steak. A home cheap. I'd rather a Donna. Frankly,

Speaker 1

where is Donna when you need a good daughter back? Held is gonna put on a show for the last legs. It sounds like

Speaker 2

God. Wait, You know what? The next chapter is Cool.

Speaker 1

Oh, my God. Go on.

Speaker 2

Chapter four. Helga turned it on. So, unfortunately, this is only going to be a three episode. Siri's of my dad wrote a report on Dr Robbins is crackers. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1

Mad as a box of frogs,

Speaker 2

which I kind of like that.

Speaker 1

I like it, but I'm also petrified that he's just gonna gun down everyone. But yet again,

Speaker 2

Rocky has made an indelible character. Dr. Off

Speaker 1

is amazing. It gotta hand it

Speaker 2

to him.

Speaker 1

How does he create

Speaker 2

these, Like incredible characters that, like, stay with us for so long,

Speaker 1

Please, guys. The good doctor through

Speaker 2

the good doctor often like the good ship lollipop.

Yeah, he's adding to the cast of characters isn't a

Speaker 1

do we think he's been struck off like years ago? He's meant to be a purchasing. Tracked. Yeah, but maybe that's why maybe he wasa doctor. Obviously they realized he was out of his tree. Insane

Speaker 2

and retrain. Be trained. Do you think you keep your doctor title? If you struck off,

Speaker 1

I think you kind of you batshit crazy. Just tell everyone Ur little a doctor could do what you like. Robbins is out with a massive citizens again.

I'm an astronaut on a penny farthing is like a robin.

Speaker 2

There we go. That's chapter three. Everybody get through our way. Our way. How we feeling about it too? I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 1

I'm liking It is different. I like the pace like it's quite slow, but I still really wanna know what's gonna happen, which he has this incredible ability to do, Rocky Because book one, obviously nothing happened famously. And yet Page Turner

so far celebrates manual booked.

Speaker 2

So yeah, join us next week for Helga turning it on. In the meantime, though, get your Belinda fix on all of our socials on Instagram at. My dad wrote you can get on Twitter at Dad, read up on it.

Speaker 1

And you know what Rocky would love if you wrote was a review? Oh, yeah, loves those. So if you go on iTunes, you can write us a little review. Give us some insight about which parts of the book you love. Which characters

Speaker 2

And also remember, you can buy but say from Amazon and no reputable bookstore on and leave a review on Amazon as well. For that, yeah, people can read along once again. Yeah, they're building up a little library of rocky books. Now it's quite the cannon, and you can hide them on your iPhones And no one knows you are.

Speaker 1

And you could say it was, um could you could just say it was like, you know, like when they put the u two album on. You might just say something weird. Apolo doing? I don't know.

Um,

Speaker 2

Jimmy got one thing to say. What's that, Theo?