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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'

My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast.

July 25

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

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the following podcast contains adult themes, sexual content and strong language. Basically, all the good stuff. The wait is over. I have Belinda blink too, in front of me along with James and Alice. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. Are you excited? So excited. I can't even express

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it. I can't believe

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we're here again. It has been a bit overweight, but I think it's a weight that's been worth it because I think we're all now ready. It's like yours, too. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. We're going to need a bigger dildo. How's Rocky Be? Rocky is brilliant. He is loving the response of my dad. Rapuano. Siri's one. He's a celebrity. Well, he's He's a known offer, which

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is a notable inside

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the author of Note, which is good for him. People are desperate to see what he looks like. A well, he is the Banksy of porn for Alison.

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I've seen him. He's very dashing. Chap, Do you think he's our stage now where he would get the trimmings of a national treasure?

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All the trimmings

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of another plaque, maybe, you know, somewhere notable named after you'd like a theater or a public building like a library. The Rocky Flintstone Library. Amazing. I'm joking in part, but two million people have downloaded this. That makes him, I'd say as well known as Mary Berry. Think the queen's listened? I would not

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doubt it, but we do have listeners in the Vatican City. So the pope's

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listen eyes incredible. How

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many? I think,

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too. But that's even more incriminating. Sure that the pope of the CART way should have used encrypted line there. So busted. Who knew this would be the scandal in the Catholic?

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Okay, well, guys, as is customary with Belinda Blink books, it's not just corpulent uplinked to, because that would be madness. So the colon thing the full title is Belinda. Blink to Semi Colon, the continuing story of comma dripping sex, passion and big business deals.

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D A drugs deal. Studios have semi colon oh,

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keep following the sexiest salesgirl in business as she continues to earn her huge bonus by being the best at removing her silk blouse. Nicole on Rocket Science Center,

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What is happening? What hell is dripping sex? And also you can't do a call to action in

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the title. Continue the story of So yes, so that's the full title. But we will just be using Belinda. Blink too, for these forceful.

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I'm sorry. I don't want to highlight myself as not being fully upon book, Juan. Okay? It's a bit

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of a blur. Yeah, we should kind of have a think about where we left Belinda. So she just finished up with the duchess in the shallow. And I think they'd said their goodbyes. Haven't they exchanged email addresses and stuff, and then the Dutch is literally sped off into the morn? Yeah, she did in that cloud of dust. And then Belinda went back to the office.

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She was back in the office by 9 30 which is only half an hour away.

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So do we think we're gonna be starting where we left off, so to speak?

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Or do you think Rocky dies? I feel like, you know, careful for him to be like it's 2084.

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Belinda on old

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woman, reminiscing

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about her time in the maze. Duchess is just ahead in a job. Hey, guys. So are we ready? Oh, my God. Rocky Flintstone. What you gonna throw us?

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I've got really hot in the face. Okay, It's

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book to chapter. I know it's crazy. So you don't have a sweepstakes on what the first chapter's gonna be called a book to weigh. Think Rocky is going with this? We love the time

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to chatter. Yeah, I was thinking, Will it be, like, 9 30? Oh, interesting. Monday morning meeting.

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I mean, that would be a logical gas. It's not that I have her name in the title. No, it has got a name. Well, I'm not sure we'll be allowed to use, but anyway, tell us. Okay. Belinda blinked, too. Chapter one, Ritz Spar. Gossip. Oh, God. We're about to find out. Ritz Spa gossip. Belinda's phone rang. We're in it now.

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I have a pager. Yes. You ever used a phone? It won't be a smartphone.

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But into here she answered. It's Tony. Get your ass into my office, pronto. Oil? Yes, sir. On the double reply. Belinda feeling distinctly upset already More than she ever spoken, But one.

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Why is Belinda upset?

After her time at the tennis party from the previous book, Belinda felt like she was treated like the office cat.



Yeah, this is incredible dialogue. Yeah, Why ships there? Why is she upset?

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After all she done for the company yesterday, she didn't need to be treated

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like the office cat. I have a word in one office without a cat. Does she mean pussy? Is that what she means? It does not get treated well. It's such a stray. It's not microchip. God knows it should be. That's given us an indication where we're at. It must be Monday morning.

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Must be Monday morning. Yeah, you're right. It's literally

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90. What a slow pace.

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After all she done for the company yesterday. You didn't need to be treated like the office cat. But it was Tony the nd, so she'd better get along quick ish.

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Is that like young ish?

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Yeah. Yeah, The return of the ish. Two minutes later, Belinda was standing outside Tony's door. That was quick ish. She mentally steeled herself a knocked. I didn't somewhat. She's done wrong. Come in onto the gruff voice. Our Belinda that was fast. Sit down. Belinda did it, she was told, still furious at his demeanor to her. Yeah, there's a lot of tension

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here that I feel really also doing what she's told. God. This is a turn up for the books that the most passive woman in the pots and pans industry

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some of character. He passed her a fax and said,

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What does Tony show Belinda?

A fax showing an order put in by Peter Rouse. He purchased over 5,000 units from their company. Tony is curious to know how Belinda managed make this huge sales deal.



Linda, what is this? We did it A printed

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What does Tony show Belinda?

A fax showing an order put in by Peter Rouse. He purchased over 5,000 units from their company. Tony is curious to know how Belinda managed make this huge sales deal.



email. He pastor of facts and said, What you make avert. It was an official order from Peter Rouse Is supermarket company for 5000 units of utensils? God, Fantastic Breathed, Belinda.

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How do you breathe a word? Thanks. Voldemort.

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Belinda. It's not fantastic. It's bloody unbelievable. What did you do with him yesterday afternoon in that bloody maze? Not basically. Ah, that would be a professional secret. Mr. MD, sir, Replied Belinda. Well, it's a sweet deal for the company. We've had some of these units in stock for at least six months on. This will clear our inventory very nicely.

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How depressing is out, though she shagged to get rid of a bitter old store could shift out the warehouse with over six months now, even the new range.

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But the quality is still good. Tony said Belinda favoring they were going to sell around his organization. A pup,

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pup, seal pup, pup,

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pup. That's a new one to me. Yeah. Yeah, I think

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so. Like a cat in a park. The office cats,

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a pup. Animals to the funniest things. Can I just your attention to the fact that nothing's happened

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so far. Four sentences

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it that we found were really Belinda Blink, too. So what do you expect?

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What did you sign up

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for? But the quality is still good, Tony said Belinda, fearing they were going to sell around his organization. A pup the best, Of course. It's just our sales force. Can't get any outlets for them. But thinking on it, perhaps the continent is where we should have been selling them in the first place. Worst sales

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team ever. Also famously they're not is not the best range. If they can't shift it, that is not the best is it? Is a pup. So what's a pop? I think this book

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is about great set, Belinda. I'm in Amsterdam this Thursday and Friday to type the loose ends of Peter. So keep in touch on this one. You know what type the Lutherans means? Certainly day meeting now officially over said

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everyone thought was

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the quickest way to get history. Belinda left the office feeling stunned. It wasn't every Monday morning, a new major client came on board. Whatever.

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Next. How is she? Sunday essentially said he was gonna put in a massive order.

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But maybe she's got a massive order into her vagina. No into a bank.

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What is that into her bank accounts to still spots. So she's acting in the best of it. So

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So we're starting on a high. The little hand is successful. Yeah. Finally, the hard work's paying off. Back in Belinda's office, Giselle popped her head around the door and said to Belinda, He's given us some free passes to the Ritz, So why not come with me today? To the Spar?

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By the way, there are no such things as free passes to the Ritz is no Alton Towers, but there is no free pass. Speedy boarding.

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Welcome back, Giselle, should we say, Oh yes, welcome to so good to have you with us again. Let's see. Don't trust her as far as you can throw Fanx Giselle. That's fantastic! Belinda grinned. Come on, let's get out of here.

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Prompt! 9 30 Monday morning. Second day

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of work. To be fair, she's lonesome Blue days, isn't she? She's just got a mass of ordering. The woman deserves a bit of I. The Ritz spy was in central London near Knightsbridge,

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near the Ritz I presume.

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Is it in there? Nice food. No green park,

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isn't it? Yes. No. Maybe the midst of our next to the

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wrist. The wrist spirals in central London only while those cooked shops Knightsbridge. So the two girls took the tube at the spire entrance. They passed over their admission cards and let everything

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just happened. Admission. Everything just happened. So I'm just gonna put the admission card there. And then if everything could just happen,

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I'll wait here. The Carter of V I P status and they were immediately led to a lounge serving champagne. They left their valuables in a small room where they also changed into white robes and collected three large towels each.

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No limit on the towels. Guys, this is the Ritz V I. P.

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A staff member then guided them to the mud room. I feel it's about to start

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a leather room coated in mud.

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Dear ladies, we are honored to have you join us today. Please feel free to ask for refills or anything else you might desire. First you will experience the mud room. Then this orders, then the crystal pools. And finally, the beauty salons.

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The whole process thes beauty salon is that chapter list we're gonna be in. This whole book is the

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index. This is Belinda. Blinked to everyone. Chapter for the crystal pools. The whole process takes around five

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hours. Jesus. Sweet baby s

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lunch will be served when you want it. Belinda and Gisele looked at each other. Plenty of time to Chapman said Giselle. Lots to hear, I think replied Belinda stuff. That's who we're going to gossip about. But it is writ spar gossips way. Giselle, Relax into her mud pack. Sipped champagne thoughtfully. That sounds like a rocky word for bottom. Looking to sit on my motor pack. Uh, Belinda, do you mind if I tell you everything? I mean, even the stuff I kept from Tony

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Wait, wait. So when the Duchess was like about to unveil all that stuff and like, reveal all of those things, could this be like some of the exciting stuff that we didn't find

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out was big and anti climax is that I mean, it could be, Let's let's believe it is until we find out what it actually is because I feel it's gonna be less exciting than that. So it is dissolved in October. Linda. What she was up to in those in that? I imagine so. Yeah, Giselle, If it means that much to you, then I'd be honored.

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Passive. Balu, Isn't she not? Try to be too keen. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Kind of coax ago itself Be fine. I'm certain places. Dictaphone on the table.

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Then I'd be honored said Belinda. So

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spill the beans way. Well,

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as you know, just after the barbecue, Tony placed you in the maze. He then took me to the building which houses Sir James's antique cars. It's quite large. And in the center there was a four poster bed.

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What in the center of a Gary?

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Can I just say before we delve into this any further, unlike that, he's kind

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of falling back flashing? Yeah. Like because we thought we would never have those huge gaps

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filled. Yeah. It's like a flashback

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is giving me more respectful.

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Yeah, it's making me think

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this is an actual book giving me food for

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it's early days. Okay, that's not giving too much credit. Tony tethered me to the four poster with some ridiculously pink colored plastic handcuffs. So ridiculous. Surprise. Surprise. Belinda nodded. She knew only too well this scenario. He told me he would be back in two hours and to enjoy the bed. Nothing happened for the first hour than I thought actually start this chapter. Nothing happened for the first hour and I thought, Well, fun party that hasn't happened. At least I'll be comfortable here on this posh bed.

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Such small dreams, Just simple desires.

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Then I heard the singing.

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What? Hang on. Singing gospel. Theo. Cast of sister. And what

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do you mean singing? Aspen? Linda Sisley Wise thinking now intensely interested

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when you at the beginning, When you second I'll tell you everything that I didn't

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tell. Tony spilled

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the beans with means.

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It was an old Irish song.

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Is it party? A tablet are plaguing.

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What do you mean singing gospel in that now intensely interested? It was an old Irish song called Will You Go, Lassie, Go Oh, it is is a classic. It's a staple of the Morton House. Hold

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you sung it first.

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Probably drunk. We give us a little best. Will you go lessee? Go

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and we'll go together

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That you go. Let's go. It's beautiful.

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He's for melody, quite mournful. For someone that's about to approach someone to have sex, you say downbeat.

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It was an old Irish song called Will You Go, Lassie. Go. How very apt, said Belinda,

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is that Oh, go, Thio. Let's go. Did you think was like a reality? So let's go.

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Let's go. That's my impression. Yes, they send it really well.

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They, uh, which

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mean They who all in harmony?

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Oh,

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it's a choir. They have great voices. Of course.

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Of course. You

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are just about to get some weird orgy with an Irish folk band. Is it

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the cause thing? Sharon will not approve of that. Why? Don't needle the course. You know all the members of like n Sync and things like that. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Justin Timberlake. Yes, Theo? I

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Every boy band has another one. Don't know. Antony Costa

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is n Sync. Yeah, jumped on Giselle, not Lance. Lance is coordinating the effort. A didn't think Lance Bass would feature in this episode. What a flight of fancy.

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Yes, they sang it really well. All in harmony. They have great voices. Of course, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were suffering from a type of Stockholm syndrome. Muse Belinda. How many of them did you say there were? She

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didn't say how many. There were a number to Stockholm

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syndrome. Isn't

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that when you were young? When your captain, you fall in love with your captor. But then surely Belinda has Stockholm syndrome too, Because she had a great old time in the maze on Loved the Duchess? Yes.

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Good point, Pop cattle

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within the people in glass houses shouldn't shut. Amazes. Could you say that all the time

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if I had a pound? Ah, my first confession. Belinda. I told Tony there were six of them, but at city, there are only three. Belinda let a slow whistle.

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Um, it through the teeth. Theo boiling too. She's

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done, Belinda last slow whistle. Um, it through her teeth and thought six would definitely have been better than three. Classic. Belinda

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is such a guzzle girl.

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So they marched into the building between the cars on up to the bed where I was sitting naked. They reminded me a bit of the seven dwarves, but whatever three of them, there was no mention of the mean dwarf.

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There might never second guess

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Rocky's Wednesday. Yeah, they reminded me a bit of the seven dwarves. They always went everywhere in a line on what

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these want called like Shaggy Comey things on and just a little bit fetish.

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She grubby or they were wearing was a black phone.

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All three of them were sharing one,

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so it didn't take them long to get ready for action. Well, then they started to kiss me all over, and eventually one of them called Kevin Started, started to lick my pussy being going that a trio of singers water than school. Kevin, who's obviously the most forward one Irish singers.

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I was thinking I was song that I was

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sorry about your eye. Okay, but why would they be thinking that obscure

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everything that they were Irish love? That song's

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a top 10 hit venting. Well, then they started to kiss me all over, and eventually one of them called Kevin started to lick my pussy. Another called Danny massaged my tits on 1/3 called Sean, kissed my and another called Danny massaged my tits on 1/3 court. Shawn

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kissed my ass. That's a phrase that means fuck off. Kiss my ass, You on which is attached to the bed. So How logistically is this possible? So I was thinking about lessen the four poster bed is a bunk bed from beneath. Somebody could be packing a like a starved bird. Rabbits drink from those water bottles. Exactly that

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good. Belinda wondered what Giselle was missing out. It'll sounded terribly civilized,

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and she rested civilized, missing out while the body parts are there, things covered. Elbows, elbows. Jason was nibbling your kneecaps.

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Belinda wondered what Giselle was missing out. It all sounded terribly civilized, and she reckoned she had had a harder time in the maze. Belinda said nothing and just noted seven. Blink yet? No, she hasn't. You're on it. This or lasted for about 10 minutes, with a bit of rotation going on between the lads.

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You cover the rotation

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on dhe Repo. Everyone moves around the body. This all lasted for about 10 minutes, with a bit of rotation going on between the lads. Between you and me, Danny was the best of licking my clit, so I never said anything because I didn't want to upset. Any of

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them are so polite.

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If Kevin went in first as well, he must have thought, I'll start there, he was warning. There are warmer up. Yeah, I mean, they were all good, but Danny was definitely the best. Belinda started to wonder what Giselle was trying to say. Did she fancy Danny also know he just was good at looking a clip,

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and so would it be outrageous. He's already gone down on you. Fancy? Yeah, fine.

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In the meantime, of course, I started to pump their cocks with both hands. It was an easy, like bell ringing, isn't it play a song? Yeah, Dong takes a lot of coordination, that

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kind of. But I'm saying all of these references, right? But she's handcuffed to the bed.

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It was an easy decision to make. Who got what? Bush. It was an easy decision to bake. Who got what as the one kissing my ass was out of reach. So they missed out,

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showing you that push

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on. I think that's why they started to rotate if you get my meaning. So it all makes sense, really. Belinda nodded her head again and thought, Yes, I'd get a bit upset if I only had the rump and no stimulation. Besides, Dani's cock was really responding big time, so I started to give him a blow job and that sent the other to scrambling for my tits and clit.

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Messy and a war zone.

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Theo, Raid sirens being called here. How was Danny's cock responding? How does a cock respond? Well, getting a wreck.

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You wait. What? You could do it anonymously if you want my phone in. Yeah, I call it. Yeah. How is this

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correspondence? I presume they were all erect. So how was Danny showing? He was Maura aroused than

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the others, But they would say that he'd come

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How do we find out the condition of Giselle's appearance after the Tombola?

In the previous book when Giselle was described as plucked and looking like a mess, Giselle tells Belinda it was because of one of the singers, named Danny, who kept twisting her hair.



if you'd come. Yeah. I don't think he's coming really rigid. Yeah. It's like, harder than the

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How do we find out the condition of Giselle's appearance after the Tombola?

In the previous book when Giselle was described as plucked and looking like a mess, Giselle tells Belinda it was because of one of the singers, named Danny, who kept twisting her hair.



other two. Maybe like rigor mortis is

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How do we find out the condition of Giselle's appearance after the Tombola?

In the previous book when Giselle was described as plucked and looking like a mess, Giselle tells Belinda it was because of one of the singers, named Danny, who kept twisting her hair.



what brought this up. Danny got hold of my hair and started to twist it while I continued working his cock down my throat. Sword. He really enjoyed that and came the next

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minute. What is he twisting the hair? A bit like the hair in the maze. Is he the maniac? I thought Oh, my God. Of course. So this is how to sell when she staggers out. And she's like Jesus Christ. Why? She, like, just tarred and plucked and feather

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props to Rocky. That is a well thought out. Well, we haven't found

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out what happened. You just the way it dawned on is

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there? I know. Well, I feel that maybe our listeners have clocked

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that from Yeah, maybe maybe being really sly.

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One apologies. If

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so, guy saw bit bogged down with NSYNC. Still

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thinking about Danny got hold of my hair and started to twist it while I continued working his cock down my throat. He really enjoyed that and came the next minute. I think that's when the scuffle broke out between

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the other two were if I were a Barbara ll, you

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know, in their rush to get their cocks into my mouth. God,

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way like way, both at the same time

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with the name for you. I think that's what the scuffle broke out between the other two, you know, in their rush to get their cocks into my mouth. Anyway, they only landed a couple of punches on each other. Boys, desperate is ah, is a word that comes to mind here. Anyway, they only landed a couple of punches on each other. With Sean coming off the worst. He must have a beautiful black eye today thinking about it. Poor Shawn

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really got the raw end, quite actually, off the deal.

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Giselle laughed, and Belinda grimaced slightly. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. It's not

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exciting. Also, why is that laughing about shows like Concussed Somewhere farted in his face, James, that deserve a sexy Joe.

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Just that laughed. And Belinda grimaced slightly. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. Is that how you got your limp ass? Belinda?

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What does this first chapter require?

It requires a lot of remembering back to the obscure Tombola event. You can find these references in episode 7 of book 1 as a refresher.



What? What?

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What does this first chapter require?

It requires a lot of remembering back to the obscure Tombola event. You can find these references in episode 7 of book 1 as a refresher.



Giselle had a limp, didn't she?

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What does this first chapter require?

It requires a lot of remembering back to the obscure Tombola event. You can find these references in episode 7 of book 1 as a refresher.



She

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What does this first chapter require?

It requires a lot of remembering back to the obscure Tombola event. You can find these references in episode 7 of book 1 as a refresher.



got this chapter requires a lot of not remembering back toe the obscure Tom Bowler episode. Okay,

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I would recommend if people are struggling to go back in chapter seven, the Tom Bowler, which is where a lot off this originated. Is

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that how you got your limp Splenda? No, but I've come to that bit later. As I said, Kevin won the tussle for the next blowjob on. I duly obliged him. He wasn't as turned on as Danny. Probably punch to his lip from Shawn didn't help. But you know me, Belinda. I never admit defeat, and I got him to respond after a few minutes of prick teasing with my tongue and lips. Once he was up, it was chance he was up when he was down there once, he was way too

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good. Neither

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up nor down. He was neither up nor down. But once he was up, it was child's play to

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complete the job. Oh, my God

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came quickly. That only left Sean who hadn't had an ejaculation at this point of the session.

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Oh, my God. What is with the really, really gross sterile language?

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Shorts barely had anything at this point. Bless him. So in all fairness, I had to concentrate

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on him. He said a face full of ass.

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At that point, the spire assistance came out of the side room and approached

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by the four poster bed way.

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We're out of the flashback with her back into the real world at the Ritz. Ladies, it's time to remove the mud packs, please. And then we'll get each the sword area. They've been having this conversation with mud smeared all over their face. This Gisela Belinda fell silent and enjoyed the mud pack removal process, which only took a few minutes on with their robes on. They were led down a corridor to the sauna area the assistant pulled out some champagne into two fancy, delicately cut flutes, impeccable, put too small white towels on their chairs and disappeared into a side room. I felt that as a trope of Rocky's there, you know, really a name kind of admin stuff that gets you from a to

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B that no one cares about. He also loves

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I found two delicately

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cut flute. He just loves drinks, receptacle detail,

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big fan of glassware. This is great, said Belinda. I could certainly get used to this standard of Jim very easily. Gym

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Spa. Famous

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bar. If she thinks sipping champagne with mud on our faces, the gym, she must be big. What do you think blends a larger lady? I think story curvy.

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I think she's just

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bucks him. Yeah, cheers, Belinda said. Gisela. She knocked back for champagne and one go classy bed. And you, too, Giselle. Here's to a happy ending to your story. Oh, happy ending way. Know what that means? But into follow Giselle's lead and not back her drink. Giselle got up, took the bottle out of the cooler and poured another two drinks. Give a shit. Yeah, this is a lot of admin

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feel like I was there, and not in a good way.

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Let's take these into the steam room and get started. These glasses are actually very posh plastic so they won't

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break the oh really fun. Go delicate flute. Don't care yet. Delicate think picnic. Plus,

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there's a whole spin off series for the glasses. Kalinda, blink. These glasses are actually very posh plastics. They won't break, said Giselle. And bring that small towels, you can sit on it. Belinda followed Giselle. It was still limping

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across the central, tracking her like behind

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Belinda. Open the glass door, Electra's L limp into the steam. They put down their towels and glasses next to each other. I

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think a good line. I'm picturing Giselle like a like a veteran Now never says walk anymore. Just as limping everywhere shouldn't limp down the hall to the room for the mud packs.

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How many people were in the sauna room?

There were two well tanned women around the age of 35 in the sauna room that were already enjoying one another’s company. Giselle and Belinda thought of the same phrase, “If you can’t beat them, join them.” So, Giselle kisses Belinda.



They put down the towers and glasses next to each other and waited for their eyes to accustom to the murky interior. Already inside were too well tanned ladies with fantastic ass is on good sized tits.

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Well done them.

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They're around 35 years old and obviously enjoying each other's company. What does that mean? Bolivia's to the newcomers. They were kissing and fondling each other's breasts with some enthusiasm.

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But the Ritz classy establishment with baby sell. This is a fantastic Jim. I'd rather this didn't happen there. I feel

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like if you want to do that sort of thing, that's places you can go. Not the rip just looked at Belinda. Belinda looked at yourself. Belinda blinked, If you can't be a joinem, was the phrase that came into

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both of their mind. Come on

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without further ado, Giselle, kiss Belinda full on the mouth on. Belinda responded by touching Giselle's Nichols. Just the nipples. Definitely very specific, Belinda softly moaned as Giselle's hands snake down to her clitoris and she opened her legs. Just a touch to allow yourself further access. It sounds like you're getting like took a V I. P pass A. In return, Belinda took one hand away from Gazelles breast and traced a line down her body to her vagina with a deft movement. Thanks, drink. She pulled her lips apart

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when her robe not Jim Hansen studio back

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from all, she pulled her lips apart and found

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her hot spot school like. What if I buy the whole? I guess

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G spot is what you mean,

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I guess, But you don't. She's pulling the lips apart like the curtains on a grand theatre stage. Don't feel good about.

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She pulled her lips apart and found her hot spot. The small nub of flesh became wet extremely quickly.

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What number flat? What is he referring Thio,

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No doubt helped by the invasive steam.

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00 cool club.

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This. I'm sorry. Hold your breath. The small number flash became wet.

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Really turn my stomach,

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no doubt helped by the invasive steam

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often up. This isn't a pup. Now

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I feel like the office can, Giselle murmured softly. And Belinda's here after a few moments. This is not the place.

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It really isn't, you know, share lock.

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Belinda nodded, sat back and sipped her champagne. Just how did the same on Baywatch, the other two women? For any sign of acknowledgment, none came. Everyone's privacy was intact, and after a few more minutes, blender and yourselves. How did have lunch

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that was so fleeting? Well, there it is, shall we? Oh,

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Belinda directed the conversation over lunch, back to a question she'd been meaning to our school morning.

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There was a back to a vagina because everything is guided. Back then, what

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was the name of the organization these Irishman worked for?

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Giselle? Thistles. Important. Why

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everyone That was to do a deal, right? Yeah. Ah, Belinda. That businesswoman appears laughed. Giselle, What would you say if I didn't know? Well, don't answer that as I'm only teasing you banter Saurus Rex. They're

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such boring. So boring. Five hours with Belinda, five hours of Giselle. You would probably

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find things

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to do. That's what I mean. You just would. Out of boredom,

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Belinda pulled a face and stuck her very sweet tongue out of his own. Okay, Okay. McDonough, brothers from Dublin. They have six cashing carries throughout Ireland. What? Cash and carry sells pops and pounds.

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Really good cashing out.

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They have six cashing carries throughout Ireland on another seven in Boston and Chicago. Very well established.

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Austin, Chicago and

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Dr Bloom. Very well established and definitely of interest to us. They already do some business with us, but nowhere near their full potential. That's the story of this company. We work for reply. Belinda just nodded and poured another two flutes of champagne. How many economic losses we are now? They're not driving. That's what, would you? Yes. And with my assistance, I reckon we can get them on board. Very business and leadership This, you know, I think when she means assistant,

she means yes. And with my assistance, I reckon we can get them on board. We don't you mean May. Or were you taking over sales as well as Tony's job? Replied Belinda. You can drop the SAS, Belinda, we're team, said Giselle have started that line. Oh, my God. Well, you are reading her mind, Belinda. I mean,

we you and me. The team. Okay, I understand. And thanks. I've always found it hard to tie down the Irish. They tend to squirm so much, just like a worm, replied, Giselle, Come down! And speaking of which interrupted Belinda, how

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did you lose your hair thing? She's still not this far with that's what houses for to cover her head. She wearing a swimming cap. It looks like she is

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well, Belinda, I have to admit, I got fucked so hard.

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Oh, my God, that's not a thing. Have allow in shop. Go gray in

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shock. It's a genital disease I've inherited

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from, I think. Oh, congenital, congenital, very different. Be bandied around in the same. So like like inherited Yeah, genital disease I've inherited from my mother. No, no, no, no. Oh, I don't know of any SD eyes that make your hair for a really good shag. Elope sha you like good shag alopecia.

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That was the only distressing part of the whole afternoon. I'd lost my beautiful blonde hair style. It'll take months to get those curves

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back. That's mental sells. Sorry. No, let's just revisit this. She was getting shagged My heart. You'd be terrified.

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But also, you know what this means? Well, Tony's never given a good shock because she's got a full head of hair. So, Tony shit in bed. And also so is Belinda. Because Belinda's had sex, which is well as well.

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And she's still got a glossy mane. Yeah,

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she did. Gisele fell silent. Belinda put a hand on hers and said it was a commoner. Belinda, put a hand on you. You know, it suits you the short hair. Well, no. Her thought Well, in devoting your eyes, you match. Okay. It could have been more curvy. What okay, It could be more curvy, but it's really modern. A statement.

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Well, having just clumps,

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Why does Giselle have a limp when she walks ?

She slipped on a pool of semen and hurt her ankle.



Giselle smiled and said, Thank you, dear friend. But what I don't understand is your limp two. Thou blushed, Oh, what did you do? I slipped on a pool of semen and wrenched my ankle. When you know you're younger, you got, like, a love bite and used have to make an excuse for it is just gonna make for a bold head and

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the limb Can you imagine the opener? You're never gonna guess is that No, I really won't. I slipped on some semen,

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Belinda said. How terrible, Giselle, You could have broken your arm. Or, worse. Still bruised your tits. Giselle nodded, shivered and said, You won't tell Tony or the truth, will you? Well, the truth

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is, you know, caught me again.

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I don't want him to think that I'm clumsy or no. I have a genetic defect and gentle genetic. He's put genetic. I think he's gonna know for the fact that very little hair on your head, Giselle, I'm your friend. We have each other's backs. Besides, I smell another multi $1,000,000 deal in the pipeline. Your English. Stop saying Dollar

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from the doughnut Brothers calls

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about 13 cashing carries. A dollar deal

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would be euro started.

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They both laughed. And Belinda thought, I'm not going to ask you about Danny McDonough. It could be too personal and too

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early. Thio. Sorry. Too early. She gave, like Freebo blowjobs like one guy. She slipped in the seam It like you. Hasn't she

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shared? It's true. Dani McDonough. Oh, Danny boy. And that is the end of chapter one of Belinda Pink too.

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No, quite beast.

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It was a long

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one, wasn't it? I mean, there were reveals that we have been waiting since chapter seven. Book one for some of these reveals

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what shown me that is that Rocky is thinking about the biggest story. Yeah,

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or at least he's backtracking and going. I didn't really write a story and book one, So now's my chance to rectify. I

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introduced all these characters and then never mention them again. I'm about to say something about what makes you think what else We're gonna discover this book. Yeah, We're gonna flush out

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the world, which is quite exciting. It's such a joy to be back in the world of stills, pots and pans, isn't it? Hash tag? Belinda's back and she's not going anywhere.

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You know, doing what? Next week's chapters. So next week we all look forward to the joys off. But in the blink to Chapter two Amsterdam.

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How many extra EMS

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three. So she left Amsterdam. I can only issue. Yeah, so she's off to Amsterdam next week. Booked two starts properly in Amsterdam. We'd love to hear what you think. A book to so far we loved reading the messages about Book one on. There's a lot of ways you can get

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