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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

Episode notes last updated on July 25, 2019 20:52

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What is the title of book 2 in the Belinda Blinked series?

Here is the full title of the book. And yes, punctuation and all:

Belinda Blinked; 2 The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse.

Where does book 2 begin?

Belinda is in her office. She receives a call from Tony to meet him in his office. The book picks up the day after the end of the first book.

Why is Belinda upset?

After her time at the tennis party from the previous book, Belinda felt like she was treated like the office cat.

What does Tony show Belinda?

A fax showing an order put in by Peter Rouse. He purchased over 5,000 units from their company. Tony is curious to know how Belinda managed make this huge sales deal.

What was Giselle’s lie to Tony?

There were some singers that appeared to Giselle as she was handcuffed to a bed. She tells Tony there were six singers, but there was only three of them. They were all wearing black thongs.

How do we find out the condition of Giselle's appearance after the Tombola?

In the previous book when Giselle was described as plucked and looking like a mess, Giselle tells Belinda it was because of one of the singers, named Danny, who kept twisting her hair.

What does this first chapter require?

It requires a lot of remembering back to the obscure Tombola event. You can find these references in episode 7 of book 1 as a refresher.

How many people were in the sauna room?

There were two well tanned women around the age of 35 in the sauna room that were already enjoying one another’s company. Giselle and Belinda thought of the same phrase, “If you can’t beat them, join them.” So, Giselle kisses Belinda.

How did Giselle lose her hair?

According to Alice, this is not a thing, but Giselle’s hair fell out due to having a really good shag with one of the clients. Giselle claims it was due to a “genital” defect she inherited from her mother. Rocky probably means congenital— two completely different things.

Why does Giselle have a limp when she walks ?

She slipped on a pool of semen and hurt her ankle.