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Who Is Belinda's First Client in the Maze, Alfonse Stirbacker?

On My Dad Wrote a Porno, the hosts read Rocky Flintstone's chapter The First Client. Belinda is in a garden maze when cheerful whistling announces Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium. From Tony's outline and her own research, she recognizes him at once: more than 300 supermarket outlets across Belgium, northern France, and the southern Holland, with a push into the UK still ahead. The hosts call 300 supermarkets a good place to start. The hosts joke about the surname Stirbacker and then note that the chapter title is The First Client, with Alfonse Stirbacker's name written underneath.

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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client' ·

My Dad Wrote a Porno

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  1. Did Belinda Follow Tony's Tennis Outfit Rules?Yes.
  2. What’s Up With Belinda BlinkingJamie, James, and Alice somewhat believe that Rocky overall intended for winking, not blinking.
  3. What Does Tony When They Reach the Center of the MazeHe pushes Belinda back onto a plastic trellis and uses red plastic handcuffs to attach her to it— which turns out to be her favorite handcuff color.
  4. What Advice Does Tony Give Belinda Before Leaving Her in the Maze?In the maze chapter read on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Tony smiles and backs away from Belinda instead of turning his back.
  5. What Does Alfonse DoHe is wearing only one garment— a black thong. He partially removes Belinda’s clothing and then steps back to look at her body.
  6. What Does Belinda Think Alfonse Stirbacker Needs in the Maze?In Rocky Flintstone's maze scene, read on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Belinda decides that Alfonse Stirbacker needs order and homely comforts before he can pursue…
  7. What Does Alfonse Tell BelindaAfter someone blows a whistle, Alfonse backs away and tells Belinda to not forget her undergarments as she visits him.
  8. What Do the Hosts of My Dad Wrote a Porno Say Is Coming in Chapter 6?At the end of the maze chapters on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Jamie Morton and his co-hosts say they are staying in the maze because there is more to come.

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