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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

Episode notes last updated on July 15, 2019 19:44

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Smash Notes summary for this episode

Did Belinda abide by Tony’s party attire?

Yes. In fact, Tony inspected to make sure Belinda followed his request.

What’s up with Belinda blinking?

Jamie, James, and Alice somewhat believe that Rocky overall intended for winking, not blinking. They state that blinking suggests grit in the eye or seeming a bit vacant. Certainly no sexual appeal to blink instead of wink.

What does Tony when they reach the center of the maze ?

He pushes Belinda back onto a plastic trellis and uses red plastic handcuffs to attach her to it— which turns out to be her favorite handcuff color.

What’s Tony’s advice to Belinda?

Backing away and leaving, he tells her, “Trust me, Belinda. Treat your clients well, and let’s see that business roll in.”

Who is Belinda’s first client?

Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium— who, according to Belinda, isn’t bad for a first client.

What does Alfonse do?

He is wearing only one garment— a black thong. He partially removes Belinda’s clothing and then steps back to look at her body. Later, he asks if Belinda would visit his office in Brussels.

What does Belinda think Alfonse needs?

She thinks that he needs order and homely comforts in order to progress his male desires.

What does Alfonse tell Belinda?

After someone blows a whistle, Alfonse backs away and tells Belinda to not forget her undergarments as she visits him. He states that the ladies are supposed to be properly dressed when they arrive.

What should we expect from Chapter 6?

They will stay in the maze, and a second client will be mentioned: Jim Stirling.