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My Dad Wrote a Porno

S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

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  1. Did Belinda Follow Tony's Tennis-outfit Rules for the Chairman's Party?

    at 3:15 · Transcript

    Yes. On My Dad Wrote a Porno, the hosts read that Belinda drives to Windsor on Sunday, checks into the Horse and Jockey, and takes off her underwear, true to Tony's instructions. She arrives at the chairman's house in only her tennis gear and gets into the passenger seat next to Tony's car. Tony pulls up her tennis skirt and then her shirt and inspects her. The hosts say he is grading rather than admiring her. He tells her everything is accounted for, that the result is satisfactory, and that she is good to go before they review the guest list.

  2. What’s Up With Belinda Blinking

    at 5:33 · Transcript

    Jamie, James, and Alice somewhat believe that Rocky overall intended for winking, not blinking. They state that blinking suggests grit in the eye or seeming a bit vacant. Certainly no sexual appeal to blink instead of wink.

  3. What Does Tony When They Reach the Center of the Maze

    at 7:04 · Transcript

    He pushes Belinda back onto a plastic trellis and uses red plastic handcuffs to attach her to it— which turns out to be her favorite handcuff color.

  4. What Advice Does Tony Give Belinda Before Leaving Her in the Maze?

    at 8:50 · Transcript

    In the maze chapter read on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Tony smiles and backs away from Belinda instead of turning his back. He tells her, "Trust me, Belinda, treat your clients well and let's see that business roll in." He says he will return and release her in under two hours, because that is when his parking runs out and he does not want to pay a premium. His last instruction is to keep her chin up and let her body do the talking. The hosts linger on the line, and on the odd choice to edge away like a villain rather than simply leave.

  5. Who Is Belinda's First Client in the Maze, Alfonse Stirbacker?

    at 11:42 · Transcript

    On My Dad Wrote a Porno, the hosts read Rocky Flintstone's chapter The First Client. Belinda is in a garden maze when cheerful whistling announces Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium. From Tony's outline and her own research, she recognizes him at once: more than 300 supermarket outlets across Belgium, northern France, and the southern Holland, with a push into the UK still ahead. The hosts call 300 supermarkets a good place to start. The hosts joke about the surname Stirbacker and then note that the chapter title is The First Client, with Alfonse Stirbacker's name written underneath.

  6. What Does Alfonse Do

    at 15:37 · Transcript

    He is wearing only one garment— a black thong. He partially removes Belinda’s clothing and then steps back to look at her body. Later, he asks if Belinda would visit his office in Brussels.

  7. What Does Belinda Think Alfonse Stirbacker Needs in the Maze?

    at 18:32 · Transcript

    In Rocky Flintstone's maze scene, read on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Belinda decides that Alfonse Stirbacker needs order and homely comforts before he can pursue what the book calls his male desires. The hosts note that his body is sending a different signal, because he is also backing away. Belinda answers by talking business. She says she would like to do a lot of business with him, and the hosts pick up a figure of 300 stores. Alfonse grins and says that is assured. The hosts contrast the formal deal talk with the fact that the scene is still in a muddy glade in the maze.

  8. What Does Alfonse Tell Belinda

    at 24:12 · Transcript

    After someone blows a whistle, Alfonse backs away and tells Belinda to not forget her undergarments as she visits him. He states that the ladies are supposed to be properly dressed when they arrive.

  9. What Do the Hosts of My Dad Wrote a Porno Say Is Coming in Chapter 6?

    at 27:02 · Transcript

    At the end of the maze chapters on My Dad Wrote a Porno, Jamie Morton and his co-hosts say they are staying in the maze because there is more to come. They read the title of chapter 6 as The Second Client, Jim Stirling, though one of them wonders whether Jim Stirling had already been mentioned in the blurb. They also say chapter 6 is about the Duchess, who is still an enigma and could turn up anywhere in the grounds. The chapter they have just finished ends with Belinda securing another meeting after the encounter in the maze, and with Alfonse Stirbacker inviting her to Brussels.

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