My Dad Wrote A Porno on Smash Notes

S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

Episode notes last updated on August 02, 2019 20:48

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What does Helga look like?

It's not stated, but the hosts think that she is lumpy, middle-aged, short, and squat woman. Perhaps, she may wear a series of shawls or have a twitch. She could be padding up her appearance overall.

What did Dr. Robbins do?

As Belinda moaned louder, he hummed louder as well. Belinda wondered if they were in unison.

What was Helga wearing?

Belinda concentrated on removing Helga’s woolen jumper that had buttons down the front— basically the definition of a cardigan. Helga was also wearing a woolen shirt with nothing else under it.

What isn’t possible for Helga to do?

Helga couldn’t possibly be nibbling on Belinda’s nipple while licking the rest of Belinda’s breast with her mouth.

What does Dr. Robbins do while Belinda and Helga are exploring one another?

He moved across the desk to where Helga laid the papers to sign the contracts. He did look up constantly to not miss any of the action. Belinda and Helga had stretched on the desk by this time.

What does Belinda ask Dr. Robbins?

After he sends Helga to take away the paperwork and she leaves the room, Belinda asks him if the paperwork was in order.

What does Dr. Robbins ask Belinda?

For a taste of some “divine liquid” that was on the desk after the two women’s encounter. Belinda offers him to lick her finger that she's wiped through the liquid.

What does Belinda think about Dr. Robbins?

By asking for more of her “fountain,” she realizes that Dr. Robbins is human and was just very, very shy. The hosts do not believe that he is shy or human.

What does Dr. Robbins ask Helga to do while he goes to the bathroom?

For her to amuse Belinda while he was gone.

What does Helga write on the piece of paper?

She wrote down her name, address, and phone number. She placed it in Belinda’s jacket. She told Belinda to contact her any time for any business or personal information.