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Why Do the My Dad Wrote a Porno Hosts Say Helga Cannot Nibble and Lick Belinda at the Same Time?

In Belinda Blinked, Helga starts to nibble Belinda Blumenthal's left nipple with her teeth while licking the rest of the breast with her open mouth. On My Dad Wrote a Porno, Jamie, Alice, and James say that is not possible. A mouth cannot do both at once.

The book then moves Helga's hand to Belinda's clitoris. Belinda grabs Helga's backside, pulls down a linen skirt, and rips it. A white thong ends up on the floor for Dr Robbins to see. The hosts are as surprised by the thong, on a woman they had pictured in wool, as they are by the anatomy.

My Dad Wrote a Porno · S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On' · at 9:25 · ·Transcript

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